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Lovely Blue Flag NIB, bnm!

Think I forgot to comment on this one at the time, so have some imaginary stars now. Could/should have been a good FP, imho...

0 rickwestwell 14.05.11 10:04am
Excuse needed

Dear Auntie NewsBiscuit, What can I say to get out of tonight's work do other than the truth which is that I find my colleagues desperately dull and don't want to waste a Friday night making awkward...

7 shitsu_tonka 13.05.11 9:49pm
Funny G. Michael FP.

Miss the glory hole in the original, though...

1 rikkor 13.05.11 2:11pm
A deb's plump midpoint (5, 10, 3) 5 Oxbridge 13.05.11 1:53pm
Writer of the Month for April 2011 – jp1885

Belated congratulations to jp1885 who was the runaway winner of April’s Writer of the Month contest with eight front page stories. He becomes the second writer to win the hallowed NewsBiscuit mug...

24 editor 13.05.11 11:08am
Today's FP - request to editor / admin team

Firstly, thanks for using this, and thanks to whoever once again edited one of mine to make it read much better. Sorry to be a pain in the arse, but could you please give a co-credit to JonnyJP on...

8 Vertically Challenged Giant 13.05.11 10:07am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Guardian Offers Peek Into Bin Laden's Diaries

1 Textbook 13.05.11 4:39am
be reasonable
A story that will warm your cockles - once they've been untangled

6 ronseal 12.05.11 7:34pm
Does anyone want to be Entertainments Editor of Esquire magazine

They're looking for an entertainments editor at Esquire, the men's mag for 0.00000001 per cent of the population. You'll need a talent for nepotism, desperate social climbing, a finely tuned herd...

11 ronseal 12.05.11 3:31pm
Mary Evans
Question about editing…

Just a quick one. How long after being posted in the writers’ room are articles/tickers etc editable for? It just helps when you come up with a ticker, that you think can be expanded upon, to know...

4 Qoxiivi 11.05.11 9:45pm
I thought your junior drag queens called them "kilts."

4 rikkor 10.05.11 9:46pm
Realbiscuit - Working makes you smarter

Story in Dutch - basically outlines a study by a Dutch university that says people that work tend to be smarter than those...

3 acwanaut 10.05.11 8:15pm
Al OPecia
What happened with your referendum?

Or, is it one of those things that has to be submitted to Brussels for consideration?...

13 rikkor 10.05.11 2:05pm
Its next door now... 0 MADJEZ 10.05.11 12:20pm
Nation's bullies consider rich possibilities of 'Clarkson fucks your mum' insult 0 Kuifje 10.05.11 11:14am
InjunctionSuper tweets!5799977/anonymous-gossiping-twitter-user-wreaks-havoc-on-british-celebrities I know that it easy to have juicy gossip blocked in Pyongyang-on-the-Thames, so I thought you might...

11 rikkor 10.05.11 7:06am
Terrorism Re-enactment Concept

I have an idea for an article but it's not quite coming together so I thought I'd open it to collaboration. You know this American Civil War historical societies where they re-enact famous battles...

8 Textbook 09.05.11 9:14pm
Surely it should be: "Coffee, a stroke, can increase sex"?

8 The All New Jeni B 09.05.11 5:00pm
The All New Jeni B
The REAL, GENUINE, OFFICIAL Newsbiscuit piss up.

Will be at my house on Saturday 7th May from 6:30pm. None of you are invited. Just me. Just me and my big bottle of gin. Nobody else. So fuck off...

3 wallster 09.05.11 7:29am
Newsbiscuit's Bin Laden front page was actually true

1 ronseal 08.05.11 12:35pm
Al OPecia
Is Frankie Boyle as hard as he thinks?

2 ronseal 08.05.11 7:13am
Please raise a glass to Seve Ballesteros...

a fine sportsman & a gentleman...

7 be reasonable 07.05.11 9:38pm

1 Al OPecia 07.05.11 6:18pm
The REAL NewsBiscuit drinks - 6th May - 2

(Beware of cheap imitations) Now chaps. Far be it from me to be all organised 'n' stuff, but I note that it is supposed to be stinking super hot on Friday. Thus I wonder if we may fare better in a...

31 Mary Evans 07.05.11 6:17pm
In case you want to see your future monarch's uncle...

touching his junk while texting, here you go. Didn't send any of the French maid's uniform ones. I know that is not shocking to the British....

0 rikkor 07.05.11 5:03pm
How was the booze up? I couldn't make it.

Anybody disgrace themselves?...

2 ronseal 07.05.11 9:02am
That was fun.

Thought I'd been stood up, though. Eating a kebab now...

0 Al OPecia 06.05.11 11:16pm
Al OPecia
WWF Announce New Liberal Democrat Breeding Programme 0 mystic 06.05.11 2:24pm
Teenage Hygiene

Sir, I have a teenage son who seldom graces the bathroom with his presence. He carries around with him the true spirit of a soap dodging Englishman. My son is a great Europhile. One of his...

1 Durchfall 06.05.11 1:01pm

Is here. Only Mrs Scroat is invited, we'll have some beer, share a bottle of wine and a pizza, and watch 'The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest.' SO THERE...

1 Scroat 06.05.11 9:28am
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