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Is david chaytor the tip of the Twatberg and should more be jailed

2 Malcum eggs 08.01.11 2:15am
Malcum eggs
Royal Wedding to feature 3D holographic Diana the peoples' projection - Wow

[creep]Ludicity, damn you, that's the best FP I've read in a [i]long [/i]time. ‘This is not in any way creepy and is exactly what the public wants.’ Pure class - award yourself a glass of red...

7 thisisall1word 07.01.11 9:25pm
fun and games
Podcast on how to get into comedy writing

I haven't listened to this myself, so I post it here with no knowledge of whether the advice is sound or not. Let me know in ten years time when you have a hit BBC1 sit-com...

2 editor 07.01.11 8:32pm
The dark side of Mr Whippy

Recent research by the WHO has revealed that worldwide, over a quarter of places in long-term psychiatric institutions are now occupied by former travelling ice-cream salesman. In over 90% of cases,...

1 georgeh 07.01.11 5:13pm
Two Jags Prescott disguises himeself as Jack Duckworth to get an Ad slot

[url=]Will the real John Prescott please floor a voter[/url]...

0 brownpaperreporter 07.01.11 1:02pm
The new cricket Nostradamus is an Australian!

[url=]10 Reasons Why the Poms Won't Win[/url] from last November., I wonder if he's related to EW...

3 Nick McCarr 07.01.11 12:54pm
Ambridge fans in backlash against Lamb Swap storyline

ewe never know...

0 Erlang 07.01.11 10:08am
Surely can't be based on fact?

0 victory V 07.01.11 9:27am
victory V
Does anybody else still buy albums and CDs or is it just me?

Surely a record collection defines you, throws a light on your life, helps you recall the highs and lows along life’s rocky highway, gives you an identity, opens up portals., I can still remember...

8 Gerontius 06.01.11 10:43pm
mr blue
Give it a rest

I can't see any of these 'jokes' about Jo Yeates making it to the ticker or FP so can you all please give up posting all that unfunny, heartless crap here? If you want to share those thoughts, stick...

12 wallster 06.01.11 11:11am
Malcum eggs
The time traveller's wife

Man marries own daughter, eventually becomes own grandfather?

2 riesler 06.01.11 6:56am
the coarse whisperer
Miliband says that VAT increase unfairly targets people who spend money. 0 deskpilot3 05.01.11 8:48pm
20% VAT is doing my head in

I've been up since 10am today trying to work out the exact VAT the company needs to pay on each double pack of washing up gloves and I'm still fucking at it. Can anyone else help? To get the old VAT...

3 thisisall1word 05.01.11 6:27pm
Does anyone have any predictions for 2011?

I've been looking at my tea leaves (a good trick when I only drink coffee) and have 'seen' the following happening this year: - The England football team will win a match but not play very well,...

6 ianslat 05.01.11 6:21pm
God! Who hasn't pretended to be a cancer-ridden teen lesbo to cop vag photos? Why are people so mean?...

3 rikkor 05.01.11 4:23pm
"Administering poison with an intent to annoy"

I just love the phrase and thought I'd share.

0 simonjmr 05.01.11 3:22pm
Wrong room, buggeration! 2 the coarse whisperer 05.01.11 1:49pm
What a hilariously original front page.

Perhaps if the 'NB editorial team' had posted it in advance in, the writers room they'd have got f***-all stars too...

10 MADJEZ 05.01.11 1:18pm
fun and games
Shocking revelation from Jo Brand

Former nurse and top comic Jo Brand said that when she was starting out in stand up, a bloke in the audience shouted, "I can smell your cunt.", How awful., You would think, being a health...

7 ronseal 04.01.11 4:49pm
How to write comedy for some money?

Any pointers on how to take comedy writing to the next level and actually earn some money from this? I am sure Hollywood needs lots of writers, but how do you get your foot in the door?...

7 Dumbnews 03.01.11 1:27pm
Hunter F. Thompson
Speedy's New Year speech

Because there's a brouhaha concerning censorship, all major French news sites are carrying this clip [url=]New Year [/url]Best...

9 Hunter F. Thompson 03.01.11 12:06pm
Hunter F. Thompson
I can make you happy by Paul mckenna ,could he make you happy

what do you think ?...

0 Malcum eggs 03.01.11 10:21am
Malcum eggs
Spain joining the 21st Century.

I see finally that Spain are banning smoking in bars and restaurants. From the CNN story: 'Juan Carlos Sanchez says he...

1 bonjonelson 03.01.11 10:08am
Hunter F. Thompson
"Firing towards him"

great explanation IDF:

1 FormerlyAlOPecia 02.01.11 8:50pm
When's 'Curry and Chips' being repeated?

So Frankie Boyle drops the N-word on Tramadol Nights and the press react as if no one has ever said or done anything more offensive. David Walliams and Matt Lucus black up and drag up in Come Fly...

6 shitsu_tonka 02.01.11 6:16pm
Chuck Berry two months behind in rent claims Bristol landlord.

(more soon)...

0 Milo Shame 02.01.11 4:29pm
Milo Shame
Very funny book recommend

Can I do everyone a favour by recommending a book that I was given for Christmas called University Challenged by Wendy Roby., It is book full of geniune answers given in game shows over the years on...

1 Basil_B 02.01.11 1:31pm
Welcome, Mr ArseBiscuit. That's a very nice name. 10 PluckyMunky 02.01.11 11:14am
victory V
Happy New Year Biscuit O' Barrell

I hope that 2011 brings everything you want fortune success parole may all your wishes come true., It's been emotional,, Mxx...

4 Mary Evans 02.01.11 10:18am
Oops - posted in the wrong place like a novice twat!

If you'll forgive the expression....

4 govanesque 02.01.11 9:25am