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Sir, I wonder if you have noticed the remarkable similarity between this ticker headline published in your esteemed organ some 2 weeks ago:...

2 FormerlyAlOPecia 13.11.10 8:36am
Des Custard
Good, old fashioned honest journalism Did Chris Morris die in vain?...

8 bonjonelson 12.11.10 10:35pm
Silver lininings

[url=]Happy days, 310 views so far.[/url]...

0 Hunter F. Thompson 12.11.10 7:50pm
Hunter F. Thompson
Soon to be unemployed Irish PWC pervs. Have never seen the word "clunge" before. Just in case this isn't allowed in Europe (to be seen, that is)...

17 rikkor 12.11.10 7:18pm
Stoopy, here's the "New Yorker" article. Too bored to figure out "private message"...

0 rikkor 12.11.10 7:12pm
~ 12 IABP 12.11.10 7:02pm
I trod in some Peter Hitchen's blog

I've got it off my shoe, but can't get rid of the smell...

1 Scroat 12.11.10 6:52pm
Dear Mr Pringles

Thank you very much for changing your advertising slogan. My life was, I admit, hell, thanks to being told that 'once I pop, I can't stop'. I can, now, finally, stop. And indeed I have done so, but...

0 Zadok the second 12.11.10 6:47pm
Zadok the second
Is it me, or is it getting boring here? 6 FormerlyAlOPecia 12.11.10 4:37pm
Quality control anybody?

How about a separate little tick box tacked on to the end of the 5* score boxesthat can be used to make the idiotic subs disappear., If enough people tick the box (say 10) then the sub (although...

22 Gerontius 12.11.10 3:26pm
Talking bra Just lowering the tone further since it's Friday. I don't expect anyone to suggest what the message...

1 Sinnick 12.11.10 2:13pm
Love the FP, Oxbridge

'brains of a radiator' and 'I mean, hello! Fossil fuels?', Excellent...

8 Chip Paper 12.11.10 11:45am
Perverts struggle to make ends meet

Susan Lawless from the Sexual Expression Bureau has complained that current economic problems have had a serious effect on threesomes in the Home Counties. She says, ‘Most people don’t understand...

0 Milo Shame 12.11.10 9:53am
Milo Shame

Freemarket rules in the race to the bottom, None can rule over chaos, and no-one can stop 'em:, Champions of nonsense, of vacuum and vanity, Voting for this lot will challenge your sanity...

1 Hunter F. Thompson 12.11.10 6:44am
Hunter F. Thompson
Terrorists 1 – 0 Common Sense

2 Nobby Holder 11.11.10 9:52pm
scenes from todays March/Protest

scenes from todays March/Protest; & can someone let me know how to edit image size in BBcode? etc...

4 thisisall1word 11.11.10 4:25pm
Shameless Hijacking of Spoof News Website for Excellent Cause

[url=]2 Minute Silence[/url] If you have a spare pound, go to the above website and spend it on the silent single. You'll get a video and 2 minutes of silence. The Royal...

7 wallster 11.11.10 2:22pm
No overcrowded trains in those days - just one to a carriage? Marginal taste?...

4 riesler 11.11.10 6:29am
More soon. 3 FormerlyAlOPecia 10.11.10 8:55pm
Saw this and thought it was about Ian Botham...

2 riesler 10.11.10 8:14pm
Miliband's new baby snubs poppy appeal

So disappointed to see the Milibands' new baby isn't sporting a poppy like his proud parents [url= ]

0 Stan 10.11.10 5:41pm
Boehner (pronounced Bayner) is a Congressman, not a Senator.

More than likely, he will be Speaker of the House in January. Which is much more important than being Senate majority leader. I won't tell you why, because it's too boring. Oh, and the...

25 rikkor 10.11.10 2:40pm
The archives Rosa Parks bit is priceless. 0 rikkor 10.11.10 2:36pm
Slow news day?

0 riesler 10.11.10 11:55am
How to get off busy train

Following a boring BBC magazine article, we can come up with better ideas, can't we ? I'M GOING TO PUKE Allahu Akbar etc...

2 Sinnick 10.11.10 11:43am
College reunions: nice or nasty?

Dear Auntie NewsBiscuit, Have been invited to my first reunion type thing, and I don't know whether it will be shite or not. Are they fun? Is it worth dragging myself a few hundred miles up country...

12 shitsu_tonka 10.11.10 11:27am
There's a drink in for you Des.

Congratulations. *bastard's gone and done it again*...

0 saltire 10.11.10 11:25am
Cricket balls

Somehow I think this story will be of interest to many Biscuiteers I particularly like the sentence "Their testes make up some 14% of their...

0 Sinnick 10.11.10 9:21am
Anyone heard of Talisker whiskey 10 years old

how much does it cost in blighty...

13 arrghgarry 09.11.10 10:22pm
A Collaborative Fairy Tale: How a life in the UK was saved

Once upon a time, many-many years ago, Beloved, in a far away land where banquets were given on almost any day and were to be had by all those who wanted to eat, and where desert palaces offered...

1 Hunter F. Thompson 09.11.10 7:50pm
Hunter F. Thompson