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Lookalike

Sir, I wonder if you have noticed the remarkable similarity between this ticker headline published in your esteemed organ some 2 weeks ago:...

2 FormerlyAlOPecia 13.11.10 8:36am
Des Custard
Good, old fashioned honest journalism

http://853blog.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/news_shopper.jpg?w=559&h=553 http://853blog.wordpress.com/2010/11/09/news-shopper-signs-up-the-paedofinder-general/ Did Chris Morris die in vain?...

8 bonjonelson 12.11.10 10:35pm
bonjonelson
Silver lininings

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bJK9K05Hgo&feature=player_embedded]Happy days, 310 views so far.[/url]...

0 Hunter F. Thompson 12.11.10 7:50pm
Hunter F. Thompson
Soon to be unemployed Irish PWC pervs.

http://gawker.com/5686676/the-top-10-office-email-thats-scandalizing-ireland Have never seen the word "clunge" before. Just in case this isn't allowed in Europe (to be seen, that is)...

17 rikkor 12.11.10 7:18pm
rikkor
Stoopy, here's the "New Yorker" article.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2010/11/15/101115sh_shouts_weiner Too bored to figure out "private message"...

0 rikkor 12.11.10 7:12pm
rikkor
~ 12 IABP 12.11.10 7:02pm
IABP
I trod in some Peter Hitchen's blog

I've got it off my shoe, but can't get rid of the smell...

1 Scroat 12.11.10 6:52pm
rikkor
Dear Mr Pringles

Thank you very much for changing your advertising slogan. My life was, I admit, hell, thanks to being told that 'once I pop, I can't stop'. I can, now, finally, stop. And indeed I have done so, but...

0 Zadok the second 12.11.10 6:47pm
Zadok the second
Is it me, or is it getting boring here? 6 FormerlyAlOPecia 12.11.10 4:37pm
bonjonelson
Quality control anybody?

How about a separate little tick box tacked on to the end of the 5* score boxesthat can be used to make the idiotic subs disappear., If enough people tick the box (say 10) then the sub (although...

22 Gerontius 12.11.10 3:26pm
IABP
Talking bra

http://gizmodo.com/5687795/japanese-lingerie-maker-hopes-to-promote-tourism-with-talking-bra Just lowering the tone further since it's Friday. I don't expect anyone to suggest what the message...

1 Sinnick 12.11.10 2:13pm
riesler
Love the FP, Oxbridge

'brains of a radiator' and 'I mean, hello! Fossil fuels?', Excellent...

8 Chip Paper 12.11.10 11:45am
Oxbridge
Perverts struggle to make ends meet

Susan Lawless from the Sexual Expression Bureau has complained that current economic problems have had a serious effect on threesomes in the Home Counties. She says, ‘Most people don’t understand...

0 Milo Shame 12.11.10 9:53am
Milo Shame
!

Freemarket rules in the race to the bottom, None can rule over chaos, and no-one can stop 'em:, Champions of nonsense, of vacuum and vanity, Voting for this lot will challenge your sanity...

1 Hunter F. Thompson 12.11.10 6:44am
Hunter F. Thompson
Terrorists 1 – 0 Common Sense

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-11736785...

2 Nobby Holder 11.11.10 9:52pm
rickwestwell
scenes from todays March/Protest

scenes from todays March/Protest; & can someone let me know how to edit image size in BBcode? http://amazingpokeradventure.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/protest.jpg etc...

4 thisisall1word 11.11.10 4:25pm
riesler
Shameless Hijacking of Spoof News Website for Excellent Cause

[url=http://www.silentsingle.com]2 Minute Silence[/url] If you have a spare pound, go to the above website and spend it on the silent single. You'll get a video and 2 minutes of silence. The Royal...

7 wallster 11.11.10 2:22pm
Gerontius
No overcrowded trains in those days - just one to a carriage?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11726907 Marginal taste?...

4 riesler 11.11.10 6:29am
riesler
More soon. 3 FormerlyAlOPecia 10.11.10 8:55pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
Saw this and thought it was about Ian Botham...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11718029...

2 riesler 10.11.10 8:14pm
Golgo13
Miliband's new baby snubs poppy appeal

So disappointed to see the Milibands' new baby isn't sporting a poppy like his proud parents [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11728544 ]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11728544...

0 Stan 10.11.10 5:41pm
Stan
Boehner (pronounced Bayner) is a Congressman, not a Senator.

More than likely, he will be Speaker of the House in January. Which is much more important than being Senate majority leader. I won't tell you why, because it's too boring. Oh, and the...

25 rikkor 10.11.10 2:40pm
rikkor
The archives Rosa Parks bit is priceless. 0 rikkor 10.11.10 2:36pm
rikkor
Slow news day?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11724348...

0 riesler 10.11.10 11:55am
riesler
How to get off busy train

Following a boring BBC magazine article, we can come up with better ideas, can't we ? I'M GOING TO PUKE Allahu Akbar etc...

2 Sinnick 10.11.10 11:43am
IABP
College reunions: nice or nasty?

Dear Auntie NewsBiscuit, Have been invited to my first reunion type thing, and I don't know whether it will be shite or not. Are they fun? Is it worth dragging myself a few hundred miles up country...

12 shitsu_tonka 10.11.10 11:27am
Gerontius
There's a drink in for you Des.

Congratulations. *bastard's gone and done it again*...

0 saltire 10.11.10 11:25am
saltire
Cricket balls

Somehow I think this story will be of interest to many Biscuiteers http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11718029 I particularly like the sentence "Their testes make up some 14% of their...

0 Sinnick 10.11.10 9:21am
Sinnick
Anyone heard of Talisker whiskey 10 years old

how much does it cost in blighty...

13 arrghgarry 09.11.10 10:22pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
A Collaborative Fairy Tale: How a life in the UK was saved

Once upon a time, many-many years ago, Beloved, in a far away land where banquets were given on almost any day and were to be had by all those who wanted to eat, and where desert palaces offered...

1 Hunter F. Thompson 09.11.10 7:50pm
Hunter F. Thompson