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Realbiscuit - Working makes you smarter

Story in Dutch - basically outlines a study by a Dutch university that says people that work tend to be smarter than those...

3 acwanaut 10.05.11 8:15pm
Al OPecia
What happened with your referendum?

Or, is it one of those things that has to be submitted to Brussels for consideration?...

13 rikkor 10.05.11 2:05pm
Its next door now... 0 MADJEZ 10.05.11 12:20pm
Nation's bullies consider rich possibilities of 'Clarkson fucks your mum' insult 0 Kuifje 10.05.11 11:14am
InjunctionSuper tweets!5799977/anonymous-gossiping-twitter-user-wreaks-havoc-on-british-celebrities I know that it easy to have juicy gossip blocked in Pyongyang-on-the-Thames, so I thought you might...

11 rikkor 10.05.11 7:06am
Terrorism Re-enactment Concept

I have an idea for an article but it's not quite coming together so I thought I'd open it to collaboration. You know this American Civil War historical societies where they re-enact famous battles...

8 Textbook 09.05.11 9:14pm
Surely it should be: "Coffee, a stroke, can increase sex"?

8 The All New Jeni B 09.05.11 5:00pm
The All New Jeni B
The REAL, GENUINE, OFFICIAL Newsbiscuit piss up.

Will be at my house on Saturday 7th May from 6:30pm. None of you are invited. Just me. Just me and my big bottle of gin. Nobody else. So fuck off...

3 wallster 09.05.11 7:29am
Newsbiscuit's Bin Laden front page was actually true

1 ronseal 08.05.11 12:35pm
Al OPecia
Is Frankie Boyle as hard as he thinks?

2 ronseal 08.05.11 7:13am
Please raise a glass to Seve Ballesteros...

a fine sportsman & a gentleman...

7 be reasonable 07.05.11 9:38pm

1 Al OPecia 07.05.11 6:18pm
The REAL NewsBiscuit drinks - 6th May - 2

(Beware of cheap imitations) Now chaps. Far be it from me to be all organised 'n' stuff, but I note that it is supposed to be stinking super hot on Friday. Thus I wonder if we may fare better in a...

31 Mary Evans 07.05.11 6:17pm
In case you want to see your future monarch's uncle...

touching his junk while texting, here you go. Didn't send any of the French maid's uniform ones. I know that is not shocking to the British....

0 rikkor 07.05.11 5:03pm
How was the booze up? I couldn't make it.

Anybody disgrace themselves?...

2 ronseal 07.05.11 9:02am
That was fun.

Thought I'd been stood up, though. Eating a kebab now...

0 Al OPecia 06.05.11 11:16pm
Al OPecia
WWF Announce New Liberal Democrat Breeding Programme 0 mystic 06.05.11 2:24pm
Teenage Hygiene

Sir, I have a teenage son who seldom graces the bathroom with his presence. He carries around with him the true spirit of a soap dodging Englishman. My son is a great Europhile. One of his...

1 Durchfall 06.05.11 1:01pm

Is here. Only Mrs Scroat is invited, we'll have some beer, share a bottle of wine and a pizza, and watch 'The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest.' SO THERE...

1 Scroat 06.05.11 9:28am
greg various
Water boarding doesn't work admits US

Senior CIA staff admitted today that Water boarding would no longer be used as a method of interrogation. It had been thought an effective way of getting information from Al Qaeda until a senior...

1 Speckled_Jim 05.05.11 11:38pm
The Official NewsBiscuit Drinks

Tonight, Bunch of Grapes, St Thomas Street, sevenish. Join the only two Biscuits to have attended all the London gatherings and kept the flag flying. Or don't bother, and we can enjoy a quiet drink...

2 Des Custard 05.05.11 9:49pm
New voters puzzled by unfamiliar voting technology known as 'paper'. 0 deskpilot3 05.05.11 8:21pm
We haven't heard the last of this...

Lots of people on the news at the moment celebrating like Bin Laden's death is the end of terrorism. Might not the fact that the US have flown into a Muslim country without permission to kill an...

18 ianslat 05.05.11 4:00pm
Am I Crazy

or do other people find themselves beginning to believe the growing conspiracy theory that Bin Laden died years ago and that this is a stunt? The story just isn't adding up, something fishy seems to...

9 Textbook 05.05.11 2:42am
What's the difference between Henry Cooper and Osama Bin Laden?

Cooper was still on his feet after 12 rounds...

0 be reasonable 04.05.11 9:26pm
be reasonable
I imagine a few people have heard this one already...

but it made me laugh, so I'm retelling it; Elton John has announced that he will be releasing a tribute song for Osama Bin Laden, he's going to call it "Sandals in the Bin"...

10 The All New Jeni B 04.05.11 3:49pm
Did anyone see Sky News on Monday morning?

There was a reporter there at about 8am who kept getting his Osama's and his Obama's mixed up. It was lovely - the look on his face when he realised he'd got it wrong yet again Should be on HIGNFY,...

3 red 04.05.11 11:06am
Drinkies - 6th May? - 2

Hello boys and the occasional girl. It is high time for some drinkies to dunk the Biscuit in, so may I propose a few heart-starters at the NB pub of choice, Ye Cheshire Cheese, on Friday 6th May? I...

52 Mary Evans 04.05.11 10:32am
Why this site sucks donkey d-cks.

I got a private message today from a relatively new NB-er who is p-ssing off because of all the bad karma evidenced here. Just an FYI...

25 rikkor 02.05.11 11:21pm
Good of George W. Bush and Tony Blair...

to release statements about the death of Osama Bin Laden. After all he was a crazed religious bigot intent on waging war at all costs while they are oh, hang on...

4 shitsu_tonka 02.05.11 11:19pm