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Does anyone have any predictions for 2011?

I've been looking at my tea leaves (a good trick when I only drink coffee) and have 'seen' the following happening this year: - The England football team will win a match but not play very well,...

6 ianslat 05.01.11 6:21pm
God! Who hasn't pretended to be a cancer-ridden teen lesbo to cop vag photos? Why are people so mean?...

3 rikkor 05.01.11 4:23pm
"Administering poison with an intent to annoy"

I just love the phrase and thought I'd share.

0 simonjmr 05.01.11 3:22pm
Wrong room, buggeration! 2 the coarse whisperer 05.01.11 1:49pm
What a hilariously original front page.

Perhaps if the 'NB editorial team' had posted it in advance in, the writers room they'd have got f***-all stars too...

10 MADJEZ 05.01.11 1:18pm
fun and games
Shocking revelation from Jo Brand

Former nurse and top comic Jo Brand said that when she was starting out in stand up, a bloke in the audience shouted, "I can smell your cunt.", How awful., You would think, being a health...

7 ronseal 04.01.11 4:49pm
How to write comedy for some money?

Any pointers on how to take comedy writing to the next level and actually earn some money from this? I am sure Hollywood needs lots of writers, but how do you get your foot in the door?...

7 Dumbnews 03.01.11 1:27pm
Hunter F. Thompson
Speedy's New Year speech

Because there's a brouhaha concerning censorship, all major French news sites are carrying this clip [url=]New Year [/url]Best...

9 Hunter F. Thompson 03.01.11 12:06pm
Hunter F. Thompson
I can make you happy by Paul mckenna ,could he make you happy

what do you think ?...

0 Malcum eggs 03.01.11 10:21am
Malcum eggs
Spain joining the 21st Century.

I see finally that Spain are banning smoking in bars and restaurants. From the CNN story: 'Juan Carlos Sanchez says he...

1 bonjonelson 03.01.11 10:08am
Hunter F. Thompson
"Firing towards him"

great explanation IDF:

1 FormerlyAlOPecia 02.01.11 8:50pm
When's 'Curry and Chips' being repeated?

So Frankie Boyle drops the N-word on Tramadol Nights and the press react as if no one has ever said or done anything more offensive. David Walliams and Matt Lucus black up and drag up in Come Fly...

6 shitsu_tonka 02.01.11 6:16pm
Chuck Berry two months behind in rent claims Bristol landlord.

(more soon)...

0 Milo Shame 02.01.11 4:29pm
Milo Shame
Very funny book recommend

Can I do everyone a favour by recommending a book that I was given for Christmas called University Challenged by Wendy Roby., It is book full of geniune answers given in game shows over the years on...

1 Basil_B 02.01.11 1:31pm
Welcome, Mr ArseBiscuit. That's a very nice name. 10 PluckyMunky 02.01.11 11:14am
victory V
Happy New Year Biscuit O' Barrell

I hope that 2011 brings everything you want fortune success parole may all your wishes come true., It's been emotional,, Mxx...

4 Mary Evans 02.01.11 10:18am
Oops - posted in the wrong place like a novice twat!

If you'll forgive the expression....

4 govanesque 02.01.11 9:25am
Wish I'd thought up the one about

Elton John being in a massive huff with his new baby. But I didn't. Sharing anyway. Happy Hogmanay all...

3 allmyownstunts 01.01.11 3:03am
The All New Jeni B
Council bans new year celebrations so as not to offend the Chinese community

Kingston Council's diversity Csar Kevin Simpkins etc...

1 ronseal 31.12.10 10:23pm
News Quiz...

Call me naive (hell, why not it’ll make a change from “cunt”) but I enjoyed the News Quiz just now. I know it’s cosy and Radio 4, but it made me laff in a way that Tramadol Nights didn’t....

6 Doylem 31.12.10 9:37pm
Genghis's "Honour Killing" bit from the archive is so funny.

For whatever reason, I didn't like it at first, but it has grown on me over time...

2 rikkor 31.12.10 2:13pm
Sorry, wrong room.

As you were ....

4 Stan 30.12.10 11:15pm
Do you think that paisley makes her look fat? Don't even write any negative responses. I knew someone who had anorexia,...

6 rikkor 30.12.10 11:14pm
Newsbiscuit Christmas Number One – It’s Golgo13!

Merry Christmas pop-pickers. It’s the chart race that everyone’s been talking about and, despite a Facebook-led campaign to have Rage Against the Machine’s version of Bring me Sunshine named...

19 editor 30.12.10 9:49pm
SPAM ALERT: don't read anything from "Dan Brown" 6 bonjonelson 30.12.10 7:53pm
Geordie wants to post one liner ,fears someone will gerron to us. 4 Malcum eggs 30.12.10 3:55am
Malcum eggs
SPAM ALERT: don't read anything from "NEEDYUOO" 1 Sinnick 30.12.10 12:39am
Second coming...

Yes, it’s true, I flounced out of NewsBiscuit, but, thanks to the power of Google - and a schism in the space/time continuum that no-one could have anticipated - I am now worshipped as an...

24 Doylem 30.12.10 12:38am
Merry Christmas everyone.

I wish you all the best in 2011...

17 rikkor 30.12.10 12:36am
great work ed

in polishing my piece into my first ever solo fp. Looking back tgat looks a little wrong...

0 simonjmr 29.12.10 12:37pm