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No overcrowded trains in those days - just one to a carriage? Marginal taste?...

4 riesler 11.11.10 6:29am
More soon. 3 FormerlyAlOPecia 10.11.10 8:55pm
Saw this and thought it was about Ian Botham...

2 riesler 10.11.10 8:14pm
Miliband's new baby snubs poppy appeal

So disappointed to see the Milibands' new baby isn't sporting a poppy like his proud parents [url= ]

0 Stan 10.11.10 5:41pm
Boehner (pronounced Bayner) is a Congressman, not a Senator.

More than likely, he will be Speaker of the House in January. Which is much more important than being Senate majority leader. I won't tell you why, because it's too boring. Oh, and the...

25 rikkor 10.11.10 2:40pm
The archives Rosa Parks bit is priceless. 0 rikkor 10.11.10 2:36pm
Slow news day?

0 riesler 10.11.10 11:55am
How to get off busy train

Following a boring BBC magazine article, we can come up with better ideas, can't we ? I'M GOING TO PUKE Allahu Akbar etc...

2 Sinnick 10.11.10 11:43am
College reunions: nice or nasty?

Dear Auntie NewsBiscuit, Have been invited to my first reunion type thing, and I don't know whether it will be shite or not. Are they fun? Is it worth dragging myself a few hundred miles up country...

12 shitsu_tonka 10.11.10 11:27am
There's a drink in for you Des.

Congratulations. *bastard's gone and done it again*...

0 saltire 10.11.10 11:25am
Cricket balls

Somehow I think this story will be of interest to many Biscuiteers I particularly like the sentence "Their testes make up some 14% of their...

0 Sinnick 10.11.10 9:21am
Anyone heard of Talisker whiskey 10 years old

how much does it cost in blighty...

13 arrghgarry 09.11.10 10:22pm
A Collaborative Fairy Tale: How a life in the UK was saved

Once upon a time, many-many years ago, Beloved, in a far away land where banquets were given on almost any day and were to be had by all those who wanted to eat, and where desert palaces offered...

1 Hunter F. Thompson 09.11.10 7:50pm
Hunter F. Thompson
Stir Crazy Redemption Table for four, sir?...

7 IABP 09.11.10 11:39am
Your anorexia makes me so sad I cut myself.

Oh, and I just got low-cost car insurance for my Camry in Phoenix...

9 rikkor 09.11.10 11:29am
Ask Rhod Gilbert

Was inconveniently far away from the remote on Saturday night and had the misfortune to catch five minutes of the above. My first question - why aren't you funny any more? Armstrong and Miller on...

8 Mary Evans 08.11.10 10:27pm
what are the tubers strikin for

no one tells me owt...

7 arrghgarry 08.11.10 5:50pm
Not goodbye, but a normalisation of the existing state of affairs...

Which is that I've not had the time to post very much on here recently, and won't have time for a while due to other writing projects (no, none of them paid - grrr) and because of the cursed job...

6 la maga 08.11.10 5:32pm
NewsBotty doing Isle of Wight stories, is nothing sacred??

2 Oxbridge 08.11.10 2:11pm
The thing about Le Canard Enchainé

Which is sturdily sticking to its report that the president is...

19 Hunter F. Thompson 08.11.10 1:40pm
Here's one for the chaps

13 sauce 07.11.10 10:51pm
Writer of the Month, October 2010 -- ianslat!

Congratulations to ianslat our Writer of the Month for October. Reclaiming the title he first held in November 2008, ianslat scored five excellent FPs including the zeitgeisty news that Middle Class...

24 editor 07.11.10 2:56pm
Hunter F. Thompson
So very disappointed in a BBC News link.

I saw the link titled "Church battles dinosaur image" and thought they must be complaining about this: Turns out they weren't ...

0 bonjonelson 07.11.10 12:36pm
Who would care enough to hack this site?

That's the super-spooky/scary part...

8 rikkor 06.11.10 10:46pm
We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the Daily Star 0 ronseal 06.11.10 7:56am
Health Insurance Rates By State

And a picture of my penis...

7 rikkor 06.11.10 7:44am

We really ought to write "SATIRE FOLLOWS" at the top of our articles and "SATIRE ENDS" at the bottom, you know....

14 The Paper Ostrich 05.11.10 9:41pm
The bloody apprentice

[url=]The bloody apprentice[/url] just in case you missed this under the cushion in the other room...

2 andhrimnir 05.11.10 5:27pm
the coarse whisperer
Excellent FP - that's more like it

a fine return to form and undoubtedly a truebiscuit waiting to happen., Plenty of bite in the tackle...

14 Gerontius 05.11.10 3:10pm
Not for those of a gentle disposition

4 Sinnick 05.11.10 2:12pm