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I'm on Channel 4 news!

How odd is this? I've just seen myself on Channel 4 news buying a sandwich in Sainsbury's. Not even just walking past either; it's like a full five seconds of me taking up about a quarter of the...

5 Qoxiivi 07.07.11 7:55pm

I they put up my teachers striking story up!, Slightly disappointed that they edited it so much, but hey ho...

5 Captain Emyr 07.07.11 7:50pm
Captain Emyr
Is it what is written or who writes it? - 2

One point to make clear from the offI haven't written anything of FP length for months. I looked on the writers page yesterday and read something from a famous name that was pretty good, but not...

46 Ironduke 07.07.11 3:53pm
Ed: HM Ebay FP, "sstill" no access to spell check?

Just arseking...

1 rikkor 07.07.11 3:46pm
Is Rebekah Brooks actually Sideshow Bob?

I'm pretty sure he was implemented in a hacking scandal involving a small boy. Think they both worked for Fox...

5 07.07.11 3:35pm
Dick Everyman
Do 'mad' eyebrows make your headache?

This is something I need to share on the subject of mad eyebrows. Some people's brows really make my headache. For instance I feel completely exhausted after looking at Angela Ripon's eyebrows for...

4 Dick Everyman 07.07.11 1:47pm
Dick Everyman
Soldier killed in afghanistan named by the Ministry of Defence

Headlines like this always bothered me - see them a lot on the BBC. I always assumed the individual would have been named by his or her parents, not by the Ministry of Defence. I know grammatically...

1 bonjonelson 07.07.11 12:31pm
greg various
Just noticed the Rebekah's law thing. Brilliant!

Well done, whoever did that. Is that a bit patronising?...

1 ronseal 07.07.11 8:27am
Mystic Meg hacking FP

Love it. Thought with the prominence of the NoW story something about it had to be FP but wasn't sure what it would be. This is great stuff...

5 Vertically Challenged Giant 06.07.11 10:35pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
In the name of science, I'm going to test out as many hangover cures as I can.

My personal favourite is lager. If that isn't available then Irn Bru and salt 'n' vinegar Hula Hoops usually does the trick. Does anybody else have any cures (ones that work that is!)?...

11 Psycadelic Squirrel 06.07.11 9:46pm
Al OPecia
Is it just me...

Is it just me or is the phrase 'is it just me' really annoying?...

2 writinginbsl 06.07.11 5:01pm
I'm so glad that William and Kate are having a lovely holiday, aren't you?

Can't wait to watch the 'news' tonight to catch up on what they've been up to. Hope there's not too much else of importance to take up the bulletin's time...

6 ianslat 06.07.11 3:30pm
Al OPecia
jellyfish NiB

How do Mr Editor, Please could you add a hat-tip to Al OPecia for adding some much-needed scientific credibility to my research? I forgot to declare my sources...

3 05.07.11 7:33pm
Al OPecia
June Writer of the Month - Ludicity

Congratulations to Ludicity who wins the June Writer of the Month award with a spectacular nine front page stories, including the superb 'Creationist school appears out of nowhere' and 'Panini...

20 editor 05.07.11 10:40am
"Stridulation"? I've been calling it something else for years.

1 Al OPecia 05.07.11 7:10am
Just when I was gonna' start making it up again... Been thinking about making a few subs again, then read this!!...

0 LostLad 05.07.11 12:44am
Let's hear it for penile stridulation!

2 riesler 04.07.11 10:14pm
Ant, great FP

I think I have the really bad fibromyalgia and carpal tunnel syndrome. I will be out for at least six months...

1 rikkor 04.07.11 9:21pm
Eat American steel, Cornwallis!

Happy early Independence Day, everyone...

15 rikkor 04.07.11 7:12pm
People who 'go the extra mile'

Who are these idiots? Look, just stop where you want to stop. Otherwise, you're a mile away and are just going to have to turn around and come back again. Tchoh!...

5 Zadok the second 04.07.11 6:55pm
Woo Hoo!! 3 out of 4!

So I got the ticker first, followed by an entry in the Top Ten (8th, if you're keeping score). And today I spiked my flag in my first NiB (although to be honest it was heavily edited and most of the...

17 Mr Payne 04.07.11 4:09pm
Q. What do you get if you cross a lawnmower with a war criminal?

A. Atco Miladic. Boom boom!...

4 deskpilot3 04.07.11 1:27pm
Holy crap, we are all screwed

Here is an incredible clip of Ed Miliband from the BBC website. I think Labour's leader might be a complete moron. But when you have a medley of soundbites that good, anyone would be tempted to use...

10 OllieP 04.07.11 11:11am
Mr Payne
Would you pay to be taught how to be funny?

A friend passed this on to me - [url=]week long comedy course[/url] - they were being sweet, but writing the funny as I sometimes do and standing on stage saying...

20 shitsu_tonka 04.07.11 10:54am
Deviled eggs.

Deviled eggs are often featured at Fourth of July barbeques in the United States. (In this house, darling, it's pronounced bar-beck.) Ingredients 6 hard-cooked eggs, 2 tablespoons mayonnaise, 1...

3 rikkor 03.07.11 11:08pm
I thought it was just one crack? And they have tried to hide it on the Middle East pages...

1 Al OPecia 02.07.11 9:46pm
TrueBiscuit: eggs

British woman cracks open 29 double-yolked eggs in a row Surely,...

13 Sinnick 01.07.11 7:19pm
be reasonable
160 million missing women. Discuss. Especially with any of your more enlightened friends from the sub-continent...

12 rikkor 30.06.11 9:56pm
I'm quitting Newsbiscuit.

Due to all the hurtful, anonymous tags. So wounding to my ego. Oh, sorry. That wouldn't be me. I'll just continue as before...

11 rikkor 30.06.11 1:57pm
Jellyfish Force Nuclear Shutdown I always thought it'd be the otters - more organised - but there you go...

3 allmyownstunts 30.06.11 1:36pm