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A new alternative to putting your fingers down yoiur throat

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1313593/London-Fashion-Week-2010-Pete-Burns-debuts-new-facial-piercings.html...

0 arrghgarry 20.09.10 9:38pm
arrghgarry
Cerne Abbas Archive NiB

Just wanted to say it made me chuckle. I'm a sucker for knob gags, me...

2 pinxit 20.09.10 3:57pm
pinxit
Barney's back with a Benny bid to bag a Biscuit blog bonus

Yes, it's the long awaited return the Newsbiscuit of Barnabas, now appearing as "Son of Barnabas" and he's back with a bang! Two cracking caption jokes accompany yesterday's Pope Benedict pictures...

7 Son of Barnabas 20.09.10 2:28pm
jp1885
Hey Ed, the Hitler/Ratzinger Youth ticker is my pathetic invention

So please don't burden Basil_B with it as s/he is quite funny Cheers...

1 antharrison 20.09.10 12:44pm
Basil_B
Mouse update - 2

Two traps now in place in kitchen area loaded with unsalted peanut butter As yet - zilch. More bulletins to follow...

46 Gary Stanton 20.09.10 9:36am
Gerontius
"Killer charged with 1994 murders" (BBC link)

Genocide, I assumed. But it's 3 murders from 1994. I should drink coffee before reading headlines...

2 sauce 20.09.10 5:12am
Gerontius
David and Ed Miliband close to agreeing job share arrangements. More soon. 0 deskpilot3 19.09.10 9:54pm
deskpilot3
HB, NB (4)! 2 malgor 19.09.10 9:07pm
Mary Evans
Is it just me...?

Personally, I was a little surprised to find this yes, it's the [url=http://www.papalvisitstore.com/]Official Papal Visit Online Store[/url], courtesy the Catholich Trust for England and Wales. I'm...

19 QorbeQ 19.09.10 5:31pm
4ty2
Speaking of Blessed John Newman

"His works include the hymn Lead Kindly Light and Dream of Gerontius." Never knew where that hallowed name came from prior to today. Lead Kindly Refrigerator Light To Where The Beer Resideth...

0 rikkor 19.09.10 4:50pm
rikkor
Thogg with SingingHinny FP, bravo and/or brava!

Vy. funny, original and not office humor. Your best bet: post it on "The Onion" and then glory in being stalked here...

2 rikkor 18.09.10 2:08pm
SingingHinny
Mr. 3374=Plucky?

I've always been rathered worried about the Jane Austen-ish Mister and Miss salutations. Could be a red herring, though...

7 rikkor 18.09.10 8:11am
ramblesnake
"I am Gerontius' Love Child"

Sorry, I was just reading the "Daily Mail" and this came to mind...

3 rikkor 18.09.10 12:25am
rikkor
Popetastic!

Chortled through the Best of Pope page. Lovely stuff...

8 Doctor Moptop 17.09.10 11:57am
Genghis Cohen
Out of the loop... - 2

Dear Life - you leave this place for a while and you completely lose the thread. So could someone please let me know: 1) Who's currently in the clique and who's out?, 2) Who are we all fighting...

31 Mary Evans 17.09.10 10:49am
Son of Barnabas
Wayne rooney 3 some video

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/09/08/wayne-rooney-jenny-thompson-in-hooker-threesome-sex-tape-video/...

0 arrghgarry 17.09.10 6:09am
arrghgarry
So long, and thanks for all the fish. - 2

I'd just like to say thank you to the good posters I've enjoyed, and thank you to the people who made nice comments about my efforts and those who voted for them. It was a good feeling to have my...

53 Harry Liddon 17.09.10 12:29am
rikkor
Guinness book of records announces worlds smallest cow

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/kerry-katona6.jpg...

5 Lightbringer 16.09.10 7:11pm
MADJEZ
Biccyleaks

Should be a new section for "leaked" documents to be posted through newsbiscut - no questions asked...

1 bonjonelson 16.09.10 4:19pm
bonjonelson
. 0 bonjonelson 16.09.10 9:42am
bonjonelson
Musical FP - brilliant!

Well done chaps...

14 riesler 15.09.10 10:16pm
bonjonelson
Cannibal star gobbles neighbour

real and direct from the BBC - surely this gives the wrong message??...

3 wolfie 15.09.10 9:08pm
QorbeQ
Banning the Burqa - is it a good idea?

I read today that France is banning the wearing of Burqas for 5m Muslims. Now, for one thing I can't imagine that there are many people, of [i]any religion[/i], who grow that tall. Secondly, assuming...

2 thisisall1word 15.09.10 6:03pm
wolfie
Badger cull plans for England being unveiled

Shaving brush price collapses...

0 riesler 15.09.10 8:45am
riesler
Kermit ! love it

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg188/SITHLORD_photos/kermit.gif...

2 MADJEZ 14.09.10 9:40pm
bonjonelson
May I commend you GC...

Not only on a lovely FP, but more importantly, on what is obviously a fine record collection...

7 nealdoran 14.09.10 8:40pm
sauce
top news from the isle of wight

http://www.iwcp.co.uk/news/news/woman-rescued-from-bathroom-34745.aspx...

4 fernandomando 14.09.10 11:55am
arrghgarry
That "Date the elite" ad looks rather tempting

Can anyone lend me a fiver?...

4 ramblesnake 14.09.10 10:29am
Sinnick
Absolutely love the latest installment of the Blair diaries.

Just saying...

1 SingingHinny 13.09.10 8:49pm
Doctor Moptop
Whoo-hoo, Genghis!

Blimmin' brilliant FP with a killer final line...

2 Doctor Moptop 13.09.10 10:31am
Genghis Cohen