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great work ed

in polishing my piece into my first ever solo fp. Looking back tgat looks a little wrong...

0 simonjmr 29.12.10 12:37pm
Snow (the rhyming version)

Snowed, we were snowed by the money-laundering banks, And banks of the white stuff spread far and wide:, In New York, Heathrow and Roissy no-where to hide, Unless slipshod and covered in a tinfoil...

1 Hunter F. Thompson 27.12.10 2:45pm
Tears of joy turn, when Octarian Hugh Hefner's bride-to-be sees Pre-nup. 0 melody 26.12.10 9:09pm
How many people have been and left this site ?

is it too many to mention ? Bitches ? There are a few writers that everyone admires and the others now and again post something nice and funny ,it does happen .If it was left to a few to come up with...

14 Malcum eggs 26.12.10 2:59pm
Should old acquaintance...

I think Our Garry has p-ssed off; that started me thinking of the greater and lesser lights who are no longer here. I was not here at the Big Bang of NB, I only remember Joan and Cloan Bloggs...

27 rikkor 25.12.10 8:14pm
Does anyone fancy winning a top of the range laptop? No obligations - honest

Security company Trend has finally realised that security is so boring that they have to bribe people to take interest. So they're giving away A Toshiba - Qosmio Laptop, (18.4" Display / 6GB Memory...

8 ronseal 25.12.10 8:12pm
Festive felicitations, one and all.

Here's to a nice peaceful Christmas, with love and joy and goodwill to humourous spoof news story writers of all faiths, persuasions and comedy preferences hereabouts. I've planned a game of...

2 wallster 25.12.10 8:09pm
How do you make an assistant in Clinton Cards wet himslf laughing?

Just be browsing for Christmas cards and overhear a customer ask "Do you have any stepmother cards?", "Yes" said the assistant "They're over there" as he directs the customer to the relevant area....

3 antharrison 25.12.10 12:12pm
Come on Basil

I've voted for your daft leopard sub in all the personas I've got today. Time to invent a few and get yourself top of the hit parade Xmas 2010...

4 ramblesnake 25.12.10 7:37am
SatNavs are crap

We ordered one from Amazon and it took three weeks to get here. How shite is that?...

2 Scroat 24.12.10 4:37pm
Merry Christmas.

I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a happy, prosperous and healthy 2011. Right, I'm off to work. Broken people to fix...

0 victory V 24.12.10 6:21am
victory V
I know it's traditional to start saying 'the nights are pulling out'...

as soon as we get past the shortest day, but I'd swear it got dark earlier today than it did on Tuesday. Are the days going to keep on getting shorter? Is this some new phenomenon we should be start...

8 ianslat 24.12.10 12:00am
The All New Jeni B
Worth sharing

[url=]Best to click the 'full screen' button.[/url]...

2 malgor 23.12.10 5:30pm
pagan witch
X 25 bonjonelson 23.12.10 4:08pm
Bah humbug

Right, I'm off till the New Year unless I can find a valid excuse to be on the computer. Have a great Festival of the Unconquered Sun or whatever it is they celebrate in Biscuitdom...

0 Oxbridge 23.12.10 3:22pm
Ed, you've let yourself down with the FP

Surely every member of the Champagne-swilling elite knows that there is a 'c' in Veuve Clicquot!...

2 riesler 23.12.10 3:11pm
Malcum eggs
Tomorrow marks the third anniversary of...

when the previous incarnations of FaG and myself had our first, and for me, last FP. Not that I'm dropping [i]any[/i] hints that it'd be nice to see it again as an archive piece you understand...

12 The All New Jeni B 23.12.10 2:49pm
Saying Cheese at the Cheshire ....

Great evening and really good to see you all guys. Enjoying a pint or two are (left to right) DroleNoel, Golgo13, thisisalloneword, Stoopy, Des and Frodo. I think Ronseal was in the can when this...

14 Stan 23.12.10 2:14pm
Malcum eggs
I cannot think of anything unfunny to say ,Gerontious ,Moylem over to you 8 Malcum eggs 23.12.10 2:08pm
Malcum eggs
One biscuit might walk into a bar...

if anyone's around in London on Wednesday 12 January. Go on, you know you want to. How about the Chandos again? It's the most depressing week of the year apparently...

13 Oxbridge 23.12.10 10:04am
In need of guidance on this

I have noticed that young Polish chaps seem to be the only ones sporting strange, outlandish haircuts, in these days of large layoffs and permanenet unemployment. I have developped a couple of...

3 Hunter F. Thompson 23.12.10 6:30am
Hunter F. Thompson
what time pub tonight?

Cheshire Cheese. I've done my back in, so look for a fat bloke bent over double...

15 ronseal 22.12.10 2:48pm
Malcum eggs
Today's "No Shit, Sherlock" prize, goes to the BBC once again... And guess what? They reckon he wasn't alone when he died...

0 The All New Jeni B 22.12.10 1:59pm
The All New Jeni B
Trains Planes & Long Distance Clara

Very funny FP...

0 Des Custard 22.12.10 1:17pm
Des Custard
Anyone else wonder if a man was given enough Cable

he might do the decent thing.Where does he get the time to run his ministry ,isn't he busy setting off New clear bombs and dancing ?...

2 Malcum eggs 22.12.10 12:50pm
Malcum eggs
Man snorting one liners has MI while forecasting downfall of Hysterical site 0 Malcum eggs 22.12.10 12:47pm
Malcum eggs
More4 are cutting back The Daily Show from 5 to 1 show a week If anyone else feels like complaining there is a form on Ch 4 web site - certainly one of my fav. progs on TV...

2 Ian Searle 22.12.10 12:01pm

Well it had happen sooner or later! A creative bright spark has put the Xbox Kinect device to use where you won't be dancing to the latest...

3 thackaray 21.12.10 4:04pm
s 3 Malcum eggs 21.12.10 12:57pm

How can so many [url=]question[/url] his reign?, He’s...

0 Hunter F. Thompson 21.12.10 7:45am
Hunter F. Thompson