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Mary

Anything happening? No sign of Scroatella Rikkorina Westwell Stoopina Chigley Ludicity Jeni Evans emerging? Hope you're ok...

12 Scroat 07.08.10 12:12pm
The All New Jeni B
who says men can't multitask?

http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2010/02/multitasking-man.html...

1 StoopyDeGunt 07.08.10 12:10pm
The All New Jeni B
Del Amitri and Talisker 2 Scroat 07.08.10 10:49am
riesler
I'll even talk to newbies this time of night/morning...

Ooops.. That smacks of clickiness or however it's spelt/spelled...

8 Scroat 07.08.10 10:48am
Scroat
How the hell..

..does Wife-Beating Rehab work? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10847570...

6 FormerlyAlOPecia 07.08.10 7:04am
arrghgarry
Nice FP Stoops and another great image Red

Er, that's it...

3 fun and games 06.08.10 11:05pm
Scroat
Hand gestures ,by TV reporters

The only news I watch id BBC world and CNN and there seem s to be an overuse of hand gestures all the times by reporters ,is this the ame on your local news ?, Thanks...

0 arrghgarry 06.08.10 10:36pm
arrghgarry
MINISTER SOLVES PUBLIC HOUSING CRISIS AT A STROKE

“It’s crazy for the state to spend billions on supporting affordable homes that are needed more urgently by people languishing on waiting lists” says Housing minister Grant Schnapps. His...

0 rob heslop 06.08.10 10:34pm
rob heslop
Wassup Scroat?

Some content...

2 FormerlyAlOPecia 06.08.10 10:29pm
Scroat
Hilarious Newsnight gaffe

Some educated twat (a posh grey headed bloke) who leads the "Queen's English Campaign" or something which sounded similar started his pointless interview by stating that "Simon Heffer had got it...

15 antharrison 06.08.10 9:15pm
Scroat
Thanks Ed! 0 FormerlyAlOPecia 06.08.10 8:03pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
Christ officially changes name to

headline only...

2 pencilbox 06.08.10 7:56pm
pencilbox
Is it just me

or does Deborah Meaden from Dragons' Den look like Harry Redknapp in drag?...

6 Phlegm 06.08.10 7:46pm
Scroat
Red, your art work is brilliant as ever this morning

love Stoopy...

7 StoopyDeGunt 06.08.10 12:26pm
rikkor
Twat of the week

Is it too early to nominate Naomi Campbell? For saying that "This is a major inconvenience for me." Not half as inconvenient as having their arms chopped off in a nasty African civil war was for the...

9 Quaz 06.08.10 11:14am
Scroat
*** NEAT-O CHALLENGE - RESULT ***

Still not booked a holiday, but still half-heartedly looking, so I'll keep this brief. Congratulations to Zadok-II giz the folks a new word sirrah!...

8 QorbeQ 06.08.10 5:47am
Zadok the second
JP, great alien FP.

Vy. much impressed. Although I think "workload" here should be two words...

5 rikkor 06.08.10 1:22am
Quaz
Further oil on BP's troubled waters.... 1 topbrief 05.08.10 8:37am
Phlegm
You're up late, Ed....

I have to put something in this box, which gets a bit irksome sometimes, when you've written something absolutely brilliant in the title line, whilst stonkingly pissed, which you promptly forget when...

1 FormerlyAlOPecia 04.08.10 10:17pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
One day I'll get this two rooms thing sorted 0 andhrimnir 04.08.10 12:50pm
andhrimnir
. 12 Dumbnews 04.08.10 7:30am
Phlegm
Lucidity, pure genius FP.

Topical, funny, not derivative!...

26 rikkor 03.08.10 8:09pm
The All New Jeni B
Writer of the Month - as close as it gets....

Aplogies for the delay in announcing the Writer of the Month for July; this was due to a photo finish, a stewards' enquiry and the introduction of goal line technology to determine who had made the...

21 editor 03.08.10 11:37am
the coarse whisperer
Now we can all lick squirrels at Budgens !

Ok so who infiltrated the Daily Mail and slipped this one in ?...

0 MADJEZ 03.08.10 7:20am
MADJEZ
Whitehouse Denies Any Truth That Obama Followed Through.... 0 Sharpehunter 02.08.10 4:08pm
Sharpehunter
Ok, own up. Which one of you wrote this?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/7919186/Imam-X-Factor-reaches-finale.html I particularly liked the bits about slaughtering chickens and washing corpses...

6 Ludicity 02.08.10 12:45pm
arrghgarry
NatWest eyebrows

As a NatWest customer, I've noticed recently that the models used in their advertising all have very well-defined, or perhaps even dominant, eyebrows. It strikes me every time I log on to my account...

9 MrChigleysAunt 02.08.10 12:05pm
Golgo13
Oi Westwell!

There you were promising to write-up my copper irony one-liner to a proper story and nowt has appeared...

2 antharrison 01.08.10 11:06pm
rickwestwell
Is this the future of satire?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3adw9oLBkBI...

2 Ludicity 01.08.10 9:33pm
rickwestwell
This is naked discrimination.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-10831614...

2 FormerlyAlOPecia 01.08.10 7:29pm
The All New Jeni B