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Back owing to huge public demand. So many candidates to choose from. Berlusconi, Gaddafi, Michael Gove, the list is endless...

5 Scroat 24.03.11 4:44pm
Racist punctuation on NB - Moderators PLEASE

Can someone do something about it please? I don't think it's acceptable to allow posts such as to remain on the site, ☺...

10 be reasonable 24.03.11 3:43pm
A Commuter's Prayer

Our car park, in London West 7, Just off Hanger Lane, I’ve paid the sum, I think Ive been done, The hours I parked were fewer than eleven, Give me a break from M40 twats, And give them some...

1 brownpaperreporter 24.03.11 1:31pm
I went to the launch of a dot com start up last night

I so want to leveragize your synergy in the cloud. Using someone else's money of course...

5 ronseal 24.03.11 12:09pm
"Zsa Zsa Gabor Hospitalized After Learning Elizabeth Taylor is Dead"

Actual headline. It has nothing to do with Zsa Zsa being 108 years old and only having one leg...

1 rikkor 24.03.11 8:43am

He's being beastly for no good reason...

1 23.03.11 8:37pm
Anyone know what the racist crime was all about?

If it was anti-Canadian, I'm all for it...

9 rikkor 23.03.11 7:00pm
Liz Taylor's last words were Chinese dentist joke.

Sad, but true...

9 rikkor 23.03.11 5:27pm
Racism on NB - Moderators PLEASE

Can someone do something about it please? I don't think it's acceptable to allow posts such as to remain on the site...

24 bonjonelson 23.03.11 2:12pm
Anti-racisim on NB - Moderators PLEASE

It's political correctness gone mad ;o)...

1 Scroat 22.03.11 10:41pm
Another little gem FP...

And another palpable hit, Mr O. Congrats! Enhanced by sympathetic PSing from red. Shine on you crazy diamonds...

1 pinxit 22.03.11 10:47am
The Paper Ostrich
Interesting titles for Country and Western songs got any? preferably made up

The only woman that would fuck me just got up and died, oh Lord Do I have to take it in the Ass again tonight...

15 markmypaper 22.03.11 9:17am
Wonderful "Old Lady who swallowed a horse" archive today

I'd forgotten how beautifully written it was. Just tracked the original down on the other place's archive, and it's a great editing job. The guy who wrote it did a few other gems, like "Teddy...

4 rickwestwell 21.03.11 9:35pm
NewsBiscuit in the Irish Times

Not sure if anyone's mentioned this already, but Godot for Wii prompted a piece in the Irish Times, the Irish newspaper of record(after the Southern Star incorporating the Skibbereen Eagle,...

1 nealdoran 21.03.11 4:52pm
The Paper Ostrich
Hague quote - "Britain remained the world's fourth biggest military power"

"despite planned defence cuts." Has he been smoking crack? I think we'd all agree that USA, Russia and China are bigger military powers than the UK. But check out this:...

29 bonjonelson 21.03.11 4:35pm
"A Very English Enterprise"

Click there -> (here); no, not <- there you fool, -> [url=](here)[/url] <- for link...

0 wallster 21.03.11 1:01pm
One for Rick

2 Scroat 21.03.11 12:45pm
Lumberjack gets six months’ sick pay

he claims he’s simply “not felling very well”...

0 Screenie 21.03.11 9:34am
Interesting read

[url=]Why people joke about tragedy[/url]...

7 brownpaperreporter 19.03.11 10:49pm
be reasonable
Excellent comic relief front page

perfect satire on the miserable people whingeing and not supporting Comic Relief. I was despairing to see so many subs just having a niggle at the event, but this content is similar to some of the...

1 Ironduke 19.03.11 7:35pm
Does anybody know if . . .

it is still possible to get copies of Spike Milligan's Q series? I watched that tribute show recorded at the Guildhall in 2002 last week on the box and thought what a shame that I never see those...

4 theumpire 19.03.11 6:52pm
be reasonable
Just had to share this.

I've barely begun to look through [url=]this[/url] but it's already proving to be a cornucopia of goldmines...

1 the coarse whisperer 18.03.11 11:14pm
Berlusconi FP

Made me snork into my Cocoa Pops. Excellent work throughout Mr Ostrich! And inspired illo with Mick Angelo's fickle finger echoing that of the demi sex-god. Top FP!...

2 pinxit 18.03.11 3:42pm
Des Custard
Anyone here capable of remaining erect for five minutes?

If so, you might be interested in this, a competition from BBC Radio 2 to find new talent in standing up. Apparently to prove that...

4 nealdoran 18.03.11 8:41am
It's 9:30 AM, I'm puking drunk and ready to knock someone's teeth in.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day everyone...

3 rikkor 18.03.11 3:20am
Law student's case destroyed in drive-y mooting. 0 Ian Searle 16.03.11 7:48pm
Ian Searle
Dear The Editor

I feel I must complain in the strongest terms about the content of today's front page. Not only are we subjected to a gratuitous image of James Nesbitt, but it seems we must sit by while two people,...

3 wallster 16.03.11 3:33pm
NB- End anonymous tagging now

I've been called a cunt via tag, a number of other have too. Now there are insulting tags pertaining to the Tsunami. I cannot see any good reason to persist with anonymous tagging and I strongly...

7 Ironduke 16.03.11 3:07pm
Zadok the second
Form a queue for these splendid mugs

..isn't she marrying the other one? Did I miss something?, Well worth 9.99...

2 beau-jolly 16.03.11 1:37pm
Like the Daily Mail NIB today

The Tsunami could work both ways on house price headlines. Devastating house prices one day, but with the shortage of housing stock they'd go right up the next...

5 ronseal 16.03.11 12:48pm
The Paper Ostrich