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March Writer of the Month 4 fun and games 4 years

I just wanted to apologise to anyone who thought that they were in with a shout, only for me to storm in there (as calendars were literally being flicked over to April) with a FP assist and a NiB to...

Excellent FP, Desmond. 3 smyke 4 years

Once again, there's a real chance that your sub will be embraced as a commercial venture, probably by one of the very lowlifes it satirizes. You should register the url, pronto, before someone else...

Anyone else.... 16 The All New Jeni B 4 years

..completely under-whelmed with surprise at Ricky Martin coming out? I'm just surprised that it's taken this long...

NewsBiscuit gets new merchandise, designed by you 0 Zadok the second 4 years
It's a very odd life, really, isn't it? 8 PluckyMunky 4 years
My ass hurts! (The sequel.) 12 rikkor 4 years

No, sorry. That was just to grab your attention. I don't really have any phantom illnesses to whine about. But, in a serious vein, I was thinking of how to improve the chat format. It would be...

Run for your lives! 4 smyke 4 years

http://static.rarbg.com/posters2/c/cc544e90d39e465e00d757238442170a81f973fb.jpg The Large Hadron Collider's gone tits-up! Aaagh! Flee! It's says so on Sky News so it must be true!...

An apology 1 PluckyMunky 4 years

I am sorry if my 'Jack and Jill' sub wasn't very original. I didn't know of the much earlier sub. Again, my apologies...

Good front page Madjez. 'First time pumpers' - I love it 5 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Good front page Madjez. 'First time pumpers' - I love it...

Mastermind again 0 Oxbridge 4 years

Morning all - just to let you know that dear old Auntie Beeb fouled up again. My semi is not this Friday but 7 May. Be there or be somewhere else...

TWAT OF THE WEEK 17 Scroat 4 years

Stephen Byers anyone? Hoon and Hewitt?...

Where are we? What is this place? 6 PluckyMunky 4 years
If you visit the FORUM 0 theumpire 4 years

- where the bluesquare is - you'll see an ad for push-up bras. I always thought chicken fillets were something on the menu at KFC, but not these...

Bad luck, nice admin lady's husband 3 ramblesid 4 years

If anyone didn't want to know the result you should have looked away then...

How to sell a sitcom 9 jp1885 4 years

A friend of mine sent me this link...

Enjoyed your FP Stoopy 3 saltire 4 years

Keep going my man ,that's it keep going ,now open the window...

*** NEAT-O Result 28/3/10 (bit late). 3 MADJEZ 4 years

Firstly apologies for writing Sunday deadline on here and then sticking Monday in my diary (doh). Well the power of subliminal advertising, I thought I’d picked something random only to find that...

Victoria, Australia is holding a 'Don't be a Dickhead' road safety campaign 1 PluckyMunky 4 years

according to the BBC website. That should stop the buggers speeding. It was clearly an intelligent committee that came up with that one...

Has anyone seen MadJez? 6 theumpire 4 years

Mr Munky, there's only you and me online tonight. Have you seen MadJez? He's got the NEAT-O result and a new word for us (or he should have)...

Dear Editor, I was browsing Newsbiscuit when Esther Rantzen popped up. 8 MrChigleysAunt 4 years

It left me traumatised, and my question now is "what are you going to do about it?"...

Credit Card Interest Rates 12 theumpire 4 years

I have been fascinated to read the lengthy discussion which has taken place elsewhere on this forum regarding the NHS and the introduction of a similar system in the USA. My thanks to Messrs Square,...

Book titles you suddenly realise have a whole other meaning 12 Quaz 4 years

Clearing out the mobile dumpster we call a family car today, came accross a stack of Roger Hargreaves' "Little Miss" books. On the top was one titled "Little Miss Late". Whatever next? "Little Missed...

The elusive Blue Box 0 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Forgive me if this is a repeat, but the Blue Box can be accessed only through the FORUM, which can be found by clicking on "private messages" at the top of the page. The FORUM link is at the LH top...

Anyone got a favourite book that nobody else likes? - 2 45 Scroat 4 years

Mine's 'Sea Room' by Adam Nicholson. I'm forever having the piss taken as I recommended this to Mrs Scroat's book club and it was universally derided...

Most inappropriate byline ever 9 ronseal 4 years

Did someone make up the name of the writer? http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece...

Getting out more 10 PluckyMunky 4 years

it is mrs munky's birthday today, so we are going out for a meal tonight. it will be the first time that we have been out, in the evening, since i, like, done my shoulder. bless us...

Belated happy birthday Oxbridge 0 Scroat 4 years

It's even more depressing when you're 57 Hope you had a relatively good day...

I want one of these 0 Ludicity 4 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7528253/Flame-thrower-scooter-owner-arrested.html...

Dear Editor, the writers' room page doesn't fit my screen any more 4 Des Custard 4 years

All I can see is a left-wing view of the page. Have you done this to wind rikkor up?...

... 15 Scroat 4 years