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Did Red do the picture for this?

2 riesler 09.09.11 8:40am
I've been a fool...

I have been messing with another site. I know. It doesn't bear thinking about., *holds back of hand to forehead and leans against doorframe in a kind of tragic way, like something Kiera Knightly...

5 nickb 08.09.11 10:29pm
A few things...

Just wanted to say a few things regarding my clown FP: 1. Thanks for running it – didn't think you would given WS's one on NT. Much appreciated. 2. Thanks for finding somewhere to incorporate a...

5 Qoxiivi 08.09.11 11:32am
Al OPecia
So they DID leave Melvin behind!

5 riesler 08.09.11 8:59am
The All New Jeni B
Izzard's take on computers - if you haven't seen it - sheer brilliance

and we've all done same stuff..

0 vertical 07.09.11 10:52pm
IOW newspaper headline worthy of a ticker

Go to and see that someone came up with the headline 'New hospice boss looks to the future' Has the influence of newsbiscuit gone full circle?...

1 fernandomando 07.09.11 9:53am
*high relevance* What is your go-to Biscuit? - 2

I don't mean which Biscuiteer does it for you, I mean which biscuit makes your world that little bit sadder and more frightening when it isn't in your kitchen cupboard? Tunnocks Teacakes for me...

33 allmyownstunts 06.09.11 7:02pm
Oi, Rikkor. How's LVR?

Has he got bionic hips yet? Are the Canadian squirrels getting their arses kicked once more?...

4 shitsu_tonka 06.09.11 4:37pm
Prince Charles FP photo.

I may be mistaken, but I think I can hear him saying 'How much for a 'teenth?" out of the corner of his mouth...

0 dvo4fun 06.09.11 12:51pm
shameless toadying alert

I was cruising the archives (no, not the ones under London Bridge) and this popped up, so for all you FP wannabes - this is how it's done,...

1 Gerontius 06.09.11 11:22am
Anyone seen Angry Boys?

Best comedy I've seen all year. Just watched a torrent but I think it's on BBC 3. It's from Chris Lilley who also did Summer Heights High which is pretty wonderful too. Apart from Chris Morris I...

4 shitsu_tonka 06.09.11 9:32am
Talk Sport mistake Brian Sewell for Brian Glover in Kez

Got to mention this one as it gave me a big laugh at the time. While driving over to see friends yesterday morning I happened to tune into talk sport on the radio whose presenters at the time were...

0 Basil_B 05.09.11 9:30pm
Silence of the Organic Lambs

People who say they like people watching either love observing the social condition or they’re cannibals. People who like to watch what they eat. People who spend a lot time following others around...

0 Glib Hemingway 05.09.11 12:28am
Glib Hemingway
Rick, are you NiB editor this week by any chance?

Just a wild guess...

12 Stan 04.09.11 9:22pm
I realise the "school of hard knocks" gag has been done before...

Because I googled it before I wrote the article, which is why there is a reference to Ofsted and tuition fees in the first paragraph. So hat-tip to those who went before me, but hopefully mine is a...

0 JohnA 04.09.11 5:40pm
August Writer of the Month – The Paper Ostrich

Congratulations to The Paper Ostrich whose topical riots story, ‘Looters apologise to communities for causing two days of visits by politicians’, was this month’s most read piece and scoops him...

17 editor 04.09.11 9:35am
Lovely dictator FP today

[quote]You don’t have to be Aryan to work here, but it helps[/quote], Excellent!...

3 rickwestwell 03.09.11 7:51pm
Cheers this Mornings Editor and RickWestwell!

I'm talking about Climate Change...

6 ronseal 03.09.11 6:00pm
Nice bit of Karma...

My daughter hacked into my Facebook account - well I left it open. Now today she has forgotten her password to get into her laptop. Bless. Can anyone help? She's on Vista...

12 Scroat 02.09.11 11:03pm
Cherie Blair's soeur in the news. She's blaming the Jews...

8 rikkor 01.09.11 7:51pm
Al OPecia
Ninja patrols Yeovil : how do we compete ?

Wow a real life ninja, not just some crazy loner who reads too many comics., Patrolling the tough inner city ghettos of Yeovil. Watch the vid it's hilarious....

8 MADJEZ 01.09.11 12:37pm
Disturbing banner ads tonight.

Just had a look at something in the Writers' Room when I spotted an ad for 'Scotrail', The tag line was, "A Better Way To Go.", Is the ad trying to persuade the suicidal amongst us to choose a...

1 The All New Jeni B 01.09.11 6:28am
I still don't think they'll catch him


1 ianslat 01.09.11 6:03am
Whats with all the cant be arsed to finish this n

Its funnier if people write it all in one go IMHO...

0 writinginbsl 31.08.11 5:59pm
Today's FP pic is one of the funniest yet.

And more convincing than some of the drags I've seen...

5 The All New Jeni B 31.08.11 8:45am
Shocker: Lockerbie bomber not checking in with his parole officer. He's also been coming back late from his afternoon break. This could go badly for him...

9 rikkor 30.08.11 11:07pm
Coolest Summer for Two Decades "Hangover From Labour Government" 3 thisisall1word 30.08.11 6:10pm
what the hell is 'caffeine shampoo' all about?

They've been advertising German 'caffeine shampoo' on telly for a while now. Seems to be aimed at blokes. What is it for? What does it do that other runny soap can't? Do you drink it? Is there an...

9 30.08.11 6:09pm
Let's drink to sobriety!

0 riesler 30.08.11 3:09pm
Tripoli Drag is a classic.

Well done, Gary. First time I've really laughed here in some time. Lazy Ed.: it's Barbra...

3 rikkor 30.08.11 1:13pm