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battenburg is very expensive now 22 PluckyMunky 4 years

not having bought one for a few years, we paid £1.69 for one in Tesco's this morning...

Trifecta! 0 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

FORUM » NEWSBISCUIT » WRITERS' ROOM, Quick links: NewsBiscuit Home • Chat Room • Writers Room From the "Chat Room" : Quick links: NewsBiscuit Home • Chat Room • Writer's Room...

Bournemouth 5 sauce 4 years

Latest news, please?...

A Couple of items that might be of interest to aspiring comedy writers... 2 editor 4 years

Sitcom Saturday RealDeal Theatre is looking for six 15-minute sitcoms for Sitcom Saturday, a professionally directed and acted script-in-hand rehearsed reading, open to the public, at Westminster...

Writer of the Month - Des Custard 22 editor 4 years

Congratulations to Des Custard of Tunbridge Wells who was the runaway winner of February's Writer of the Month, with a very impressive nine front pages, not to mention a NIB or two along the way. Des...

Lack of talent forces contributor to plead... 2 The All New Jeni B 4 years

could someone with a bit of wit, intelligence, talent and flair do something with this, it's crying out for the NB treatment"US vote attacks Turkey 'genocide'" from the BBC website...

A blast from the past 0 Mrblacker 4 years

I'd just like to say thanks to whoever posted my 'welsh language made up' story as a NiB. I wrote that ages ago and was pleasently surprised to see it resurrected - it's made my week. Seriously it...

Lovely FP Genghis - Praise the Lord 2 Ludicity 4 years

Resurrection soon...

Mystery Behind Dinosaur Demise 'Revealed' 1 MADJEZ 4 years

From Sky News. 'The asteroid - about the size of the Isle of Wight' ANYONE got time to play with this ??...

The spokesman for the FAA was unavailable for comment this evening 3 AdrianJ 4 years

as it's past 9pm on a school night. [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8547875.stm]Another case of NB predicting Truebiscuit? [/url] I have a vague recollection of something in a...

Corporate life 7 John Square 4 years

Friends- I have just come from my quarterly corporate lunch briefing, and I have this to share with you. As background, I work in the public sector, so none of what follows is because people were...

TrueBiscuit - The headline alone is quite brilliant ! 8 Stan Laurel 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8548473.stm...

Isle of Wight News goes missing 0 theumpire 4 years

Chaos ensued late last night when NewsBiscuit's Isle of Wight news page went missing. Readers of the satirical website were unable to reach their favourite stories of the nation's largest offshore...

My new tag is "Separated by a coma". 2 rikkor 4 years

Fists of Fury is so February, 2010...

Lord Voldemort denies ever being in the Bullingdon Club 0 euankitson 4 years
>>> NEAT O 6 Scroat 4 years

For newcomers, this works as follows. The setter, in this case me, provides a word which has to be incorporated into a submission. You'll pick it up as you reads submissions. If there are any. You...

Love the hosepipe tangler 0 ronseal 4 years

Hosepipe tangler story is inspired...

Fine Kay Burley FP, Ludo. 3 Stan Laurel 4 years

Funny and entirely plausible...

Truebiscuit - Another good headline 0 riesler 4 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/7345137/Rare-Buddhist-flower-found-under-nuns-washing-machine.html What are the odds of a once-in-3000-year event coinciding with a nun looking...

RSPCA in Knacker Confrontation over Ashcroft 0 Alex London 4 years

The RSPCA have accused the media of cruelty to a horse, because of the way they have been flogging the Ashcroft story. “The merciless beating inflicted cannot be excused by the death of the...

just an easy piece for beginners 5 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsM6nr0JWUw...

Lying about our age already, NB?! 2 The All New Jeni B 4 years

Didn't NB have a birthday recently? Spotted the 2nd Birthday wishes over in archives, and it would appear that you've let your 4th go by without mention. Worried about the wrinkles already?,...

Nice FP Ludo 2 Scroat 4 years

I'm sure they'll spell your name right eventually. A good example of how a one liner can be expanded to full effect...

Wonderful archive FP, Skylarking! 1 rickwestwell 4 years

"Commuter instantly regrets buying ‘promotional’ half-price gnu at WH Smiths checkout" - one of my all-time faves, thanks for dredging it up, archive trawler!...

Anyone catch the Today Programme this morning? 9 Scroat 4 years

A German woman was convinced that her dog's poo cooked in her microwave and made into a necklace was the next big thing. Now shoot me down in flames if I'm mistaken here, but I would suggest the...

Oh No! I've been moderated by the BBC 12 ramblesid 4 years

I've just noticed that my entry in the caption competition, in the magazine part of the news section on the BBC web site, has been deleted for being racist or offensive., The caption was -"The...

We could use this new forum to start a NB soap - 2 37 Quaz 4 years

Now that we can start a new topic and sub into it without cluttering up the rest of the board, we could have topics for various collaborative writing efforts, eg. a soap or an ongoing story or a...

As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages . . . 14 theumpire 4 years

Nice Adminnie, As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages, I find that no one notices me; I am constantly ignored by the "regulars" and feel like the little man in the flat cap...

Buiscionary 5 Scroat 4 years

Here's some oft-bandied jargon. Please feel free to add to the list. Badger fisting Botting chains Ferret fingering Frozen fist Fridays Joan Bloggs Lucky Pierre Puffin Twatting Queasing...

Nice FP, Mary. 6 bang2rights 4 years

It's your 'ormones, dear. . ...