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2 la maga 15.08.10 10:25pm
Quaz
Irish police have still not found the youths that jumped out of a car

and attacked James Galway with his own instrument as he was doing an impromptu show in the High street., The police described the attack as a drive by fluting ...

0 arrghgarry 15.08.10 8:41am
arrghgarry
Irish police have still not found the youths that jumpd out of a car

and attacked James Galway with his own instrument as he was doing an impromptu show in the High street., The police described the attack as a drive by fluting ...

0 arrghgarry 15.08.10 8:39am
arrghgarry
Upsetting people on the Isle of Wight, how could she !

You wouldn't find us saying things about the Isle of Wight....

3 MADJEZ 15.08.10 6:02am
arrghgarry
Goosed by a duck?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/7941591/Disney-sued-by-mother-who-was-groped-by-Donald-Duck.html...

1 riesler 15.08.10 5:57am
arrghgarry
Only in America...?

Fcuk me! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-10936604...

9 pinxit 14.08.10 8:49pm
Mr.3374
NB Code of Conduct

Now it occurs to me as I see some more fisticuffs has broken out over the weekend (smacked bottoms and naughty step the lot of you) that we need be rather more British about this whole affair and...

22 Mary Evans 14.08.10 1:33pm
MADJEZ
What has happened to Jeremy Hardy who used to write for the Gruniaud?

Until they changed the contact system, I used to write in every week to ask that he be put back to workies...

1 Hunter F. Thompson 14.08.10 1:28pm
MADJEZ
Whats not funny about Prescott, Trusses, BAA employees and fat people..

Okay whats going on.. I post a sub which has a dig at Lord Prescott, a dig at Grimsby, a swipe at BAA employees, topical reference to the X-ray machines at Heathrow, mention of Lord Prescotts...

5 Sharpehunter 13.08.10 10:05pm
rickwestwell
Why is Sarah Ferguson the old trout a Duchess?

Seriously, never having been a royalist or such like, why is Sarah Ferguson a Duchess and why is she Duchess of York? Or have I just mis-interpreted the whole thing.. I bet York aren't very happy...

29 Sharpehunter 13.08.10 7:33pm
SingingHinny
Don't you think that the Daughter (Hazel) in the BBC4's "The Outdoors"...

..could be the offspring of Helena Bonham-Carter and Rowan Atkinson? Just a thought...

4 FormerlyAlOPecia 13.08.10 6:20pm
riesler
. 3 Dumbnews 13.08.10 9:13am
wallster
Lazy journalists caught out again by Wiki....

[url=http://tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/2010/08/wanky-balls.html] Independent[/url] rather stupidly didn't verify the Wankyballs origins of the Big Chill Festival., Another Wiki hoax reported "as...

1 Mr.3374 13.08.10 6:16am
sauce
Truebiscuit

I love Ventnorblog. http://ventnorblog.com/2010/08/12/72-49-year-old-arrested-over-sex-on-shanklin-beach/...

0 fernandomando 12.08.10 10:30pm
fernandomando
Twat of the week - can anyone topple Naomi? 4 riesler 12.08.10 7:30pm
The All New Jeni B
She's baaack.

Oh, and another thing. That Kastriot rampage had some of my best tags on it. (Like a sheep's bum.) Please tread kindly on my tags the next time you decide to censor or censure or scent her or...

9 rikkor 12.08.10 2:49pm
saltire
Brilliant Old Skool Stand-up

This is Alan King. In this clip he's got one joke, just the one, and he kills with it for seven minutes. Love his fierce confidence as well, there's too many stand-ups out there whose stage persona...

3 shitsu_tonka 12.08.10 9:03am
sauce
Why aren't you all performing at the Edinburgh Festival?

Seriously, for want of being accused of toadying, there is some immense and diverse talent on here (a statement which excludes myself, I'm still a newbie) and surely some of you should be at the...

8 Sharpehunter 11.08.10 5:13pm
rikkor
Lovely archive today

I remember toading over this quote at the time, [quote]‘I’ll admit my first response was to throw scalding hot soup in her whorish face.’[/quote] Back in the days when Evans could actually...

3 rickwestwell 11.08.10 1:40pm
The All New Jeni B
Sun-sational, JP.

That is so funny. I was laughing through the whole thing. "Slapped alcoholic emerging from a house fore" is priceless...

1 rikkor 11.08.10 12:26pm
jp1885
More sport on the FP?

There seems to be a lack of appreciation of sporting subjects on the FP, or is it just me.. although of course being a newbie I probably missed all the classic World Cup stuff, which reminds me, I'm...

16 Sharpehunter 11.08.10 10:27am
Sharpehunter
Today's FP is a scorcher.

And another [s]sunning[/s] stunning masterpiece from (appropriately enough) Red...

4 The All New Jeni B 11.08.10 8:11am
jp1885
Google Offices Raided by Korean Police - Nothing Found after Search. 0 El Trev 10.08.10 10:38pm
El Trev
Traffic chaos at Bobs funeral

The town of little happening was bought to a total standstill earlier today as Bob was cremated., Over 3 million people turned up for the ceremony saying that they were his neice / nephew. "Cries of...

3 pagan witch 10.08.10 7:17pm
pagan witch
there's a news link on the BBC news Site "Police chase man killed by train".

Was he stuck to the front of the loco, and they couldn't attract the Driver's attention?...

16 FormerlyAlOPecia 10.08.10 3:39pm
The All New Jeni B
Grrrrrrrr! Someone please explain...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-10923768 The council said its officers can legally park on double yellow lines if it is the "only safe option" If it is a safe option, WHY THE F**K DO THEY...

3 riesler 10.08.10 3:36pm
The All New Jeni B
Breast Milk FP

[quote]a lifetime of people laughing at their bandy legs.[/quote] Ha! Good work - great line that made me laugh out loud, cheers for that...

2 thisisall1word 10.08.10 3:28pm
sauce
To Rick - 2

Thank you for your considered response to my posting on the writer's page. I didn't see a 'frank dismissal' of your sub, in what I had to say. The 'willy' sub of mine that you quoted wasn't a willy...

36 PluckyMunky 10.08.10 3:20pm
rickwestwell
Truebiscuit - partygoers overdosing on bath salts

http://news.scotsman.com/news/Fear-of-surge-in-use.6465405.jp Symptoms include realy smooth skin and a pleasant smell...

0 riesler 10.08.10 12:44pm
riesler
We may as well give up...

This air-rage item is priceless http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10922843 The clincher for me is that he grabs a beer before he jumps. Heheclassic!...

3 pinxit 10.08.10 11:52am
Golgo13