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All the 1-liners seem to be 5*

Has someone got upset at the scoring system or something? Overnight, 5* have appeared on just about everything, even including my modest attempt at humour. The world's gone mad...

14 Sinnick 25.01.11 11:55am
bonjonelson
A Red Red Rose(Live at Pearl's) by Eva Cassidy

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_gqctUZ4Oc]A Red Red Rose(Live at Pearl's) by Eva Cassidy [/url] I see that Google is honouring Burns today.Eva Cassiday died of melanoma not long after this...

0 arflaethel 25.01.11 9:22am
arflaethel
Come on Rikkor, you lightweights

Heart - Liver - Lungsall wrapped up in a yummy stomach wall, what's not to like?, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-12259126...

10 Gerontius 24.01.11 8:02pm
The All New Jeni B
How to say "sorry"

There is a logjam building up of significant sorries soon to be offered. For those who do not know, this is what sorry looks like:...

11 Hunter F. Thompson 23.01.11 5:08pm
Mr.3374
Perugia murder trial looks very dodgy

The prosecution s main witness a tramp ,says he saw Amanda Knox and BF near the house he was also a witness in 2 previous murder trials in Perugia .Looks like when the Italian police want some one...

3 melody 23.01.11 3:18pm
melody
I knew it wasn't just me...

..used "charity" bags that way Ant., Worthy FP, nice one...

1 Mr.3374 23.01.11 10:13am
Gerontius
Here's one for OurGarry.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12241692 You can hear the sound of straining spleen from here...

17 FormerlyAlOPecia 22.01.11 11:11pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
Thanks Ed......

for tidying up my NiB!...

0 FormerlyAlOPecia 22.01.11 4:46pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
Good front page today, Golgo

Clever idea...

4 ronseal 22.01.11 12:21pm
saltire
Comedy Nightmares?

Probably quite a few of us here have fancied ourselves comedians at one time or another so I wonder if any others have awful stories from the stage. I used to do a lot of theatre sports (would still...

6 Textbook 22.01.11 3:04am
Textbook
Comedy Writing Workshop Thread

Hi guys. My intention for this thread is for it to be an ongoing thing where someone puts an article up for examination and feedback in order to workshop it a bit. This is different from a normal...

10 Textbook 22.01.11 3:03am
Textbook
Who the hell is 'guest'?

And why is he stealing my ideas? If that's the way the game is played here, I'm going to flounce off and count my money...

6 victory V 20.01.11 12:34pm
victory V
Good to see some CAC on the front page

Excellent piece and a fine complimentary pic from Red too, 'communion wafer'loved it, well done Sirs...

6 Gerontius 20.01.11 10:47am
CAC
We just got "Downtown Abbey" here.

They made a huge deal about it in the papers ahead of time. From what I can see, the whole point is that the valet has a limp and a footman is a cockoholic. Beyond that, I can't get much out of it...

5 rikkor 20.01.11 12:54am
ronseal
Sarah Palin in pants

Is he Sarah Palin in pants?, The president of France, Dispelled all doubt when an ass, [url=http://bigbrowser.blog.lemonde.fr/2011/01/18/lapsus-sarkozy-confond-alsace-et-allemagne-bfm-tv/]Mistook...

6 Hunter F. Thompson 19.01.11 8:58pm
Hunter F. Thompson
Where's Rikkor when you need him?

Come on Rikkor we need you...

5 StoopyDeGunt 19.01.11 11:31am
4ty2
Nice Ned FP Fin Robertson

More soon please...

6 Ludicity 19.01.11 9:55am
Fin Robertson
Knew you'd get one sooner or later, Textbook.

Congratulations on the Guinea FP. Liked it...

6 Golgo13 19.01.11 8:11am
wallster
Good Guinea FP.

Except for bringing in George Bush. Seems a very dated reference now...

1 rikkor 19.01.11 6:17am
Textbook
Excellent Danny Boyle FP, Matt T!

V pleased to see you hit the Front Page with that one. Congrats...

0 malgor 19.01.11 1:31am
malgor
Gawd! Ciggies must be expensive in Scotland.

http://news.stv.tv/scotland/tayside/221134-probe-into-claims-13-year-old-girl-had-sex-for-a-cigarette/ Doesn't our own JB live in Dundee? I hope this isn't indicative of the bargaining skills of...

5 rikkor 18.01.11 7:55pm
rikkor
NiB and Left Alert gems

NiB continues to produce some lovely stuff, eg This's latest, and I've only just noticed the Wiki left alert which is also v good. Keep it coming...

0 Des Custard 18.01.11 5:33pm
Des Custard
Unfortunate name for such an allegation

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-12209157...

2 fernandomando 18.01.11 9:26am
riesler
Crippen was innocent, it seems.

[url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347642/CSI-proves-Dr-Crippen-innocent-DNA-tests-reveal-remains-cellar-wife.html] The Mail, sorry[/url], Er, aren't there more pressing current cases...

6 Mr.3374 17.01.11 8:46pm
rikkor
Middle Eastern humour, and a catchy tune

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3uGKlHJ6Kc&feature=related]..looking ahead..[/url] [i]Rough and hasty translation, cannot be sung to the same tune:[/i], In our world of today we are not...

12 Hunter F. Thompson 16.01.11 10:39pm
rikkor
"I think there's just one kind of folks. Folks." - Harper Lee,

Oh sorry, wrong forum. To misquote Philip Toynbee.. " a bomb carefully placed under the Newsbiscuit Editorial Team would set back the cause of British fascism by 50 years,"...

2 arflaethel 16.01.11 3:22pm
4ty2
The Guardian Leads the Way

[url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/jan/13/evgeny-morozov-the-net-delusion?INTCMP=SRCH]Ed Pilkington guardian.co.uk, Thursday 13 January 2011 20.30 GMT[/url] (….Evgeny Morozov: How...

7 arflaethel 16.01.11 12:26pm
Hunter F. Thompson
Is that really his name??

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-12193925...

3 riesler 15.01.11 5:41pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
lucy in the FP with lots of stars

congrats for making it. It had to win as it was pulling all the stops. next on your list should be the cleggeroons and the magic roundabout. Wish I could write like lucy diddi...

2 4ty2 15.01.11 2:32pm
4ty2
Ludicity's Little Bell NIB

Just wanted to say it made me laugh. I'm going to see that image every time control orders get mentioned on Newsnight...

3 Chip Paper 15.01.11 1:33pm
Ludicity