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The Apprentice

Don't know whether the Junior Apprentice version of this ever got off the ground, but watching this last night it struck me that a Senior Apprentice programme might be fun. All the hopefuls would...

8 Scroat 30.10.10 7:10pm
Hunter F. Thompson
Adverts from the Potuguese

I'm getting Portuguese adverts now. Luckily, it is one of the several languages I can scream at waiters in the present tense...

17 rikkor 29.10.10 3:30pm
saltire
Nice FP, Westy. 6 rikkor 29.10.10 3:28pm
rikkor
Well done you! NB toadying goes multi-choice this month

Congratulations [Insert Name Here] on your latest [FP/NiB/ticker/release from the institution]! I personally found it particularly [topical/hilarious/clever/insightful/poignant/sexy] and look...

1 dicky37 29.10.10 8:38am
Oxbridge
NewsBiscuit discussed on Radio Scotland

In case anyone is interested NewsBiscuit was plugged much better than the book I was supposed to be promoting when I went on Radio Scotland's comedy cafe this lunchtime....

16 editor 28.10.10 3:20pm
rikkor
FP: Site getting weaker, can't get air....

gasp, gasp, clunk...

0 rikkor 28.10.10 2:42pm
rikkor
Bloody hell...

From the BBC:, [quote]A mother who stabbed her daughter before dousing her body in acid unlawfully killed her, a jury has found[/quote] Did they deliberate for long? I haven't got the heart to...

1 rickwestwell 28.10.10 12:57pm
IABP
Do you know what I fucking hate about new technology? - 2

It's not the nerds. Fair play to them, they probably suffered in school. So they deserve a bit of license to be hoity toity. I don't mind the early adopters and the enthusiasts. Someone has to...

37 StoopyDeGunt 28.10.10 11:19am
Pabst Blue Ribbon
JOF on the Today programme today

Last 5 minutes. "Things can only get bitter"...

1 Scroat 28.10.10 8:54am
Gerontius
Brain full of red cabbage?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11635625...

1 FormerlyAlOPecia 28.10.10 7:01am
Scroat
Great spin-off book

Am always a bit dubious about books that cash-in on the popularity of a TV program as they're often pants - League of Gentlemen I'm looking at you - but...

4 shitsu_tonka 28.10.10 12:13am
shitsu_tonka
Puffin twatting - a mystery solved?

Of course it may not be a mystery at all, but surely this is the first ever recorded mention of the celebrated Faeroe Islands pastime? In 'Attention all Shipping', a moderately amusing travelogue...

4 Oxbridge 27.10.10 3:55pm
Oxbridge
The NB Apprentice Game

Your task is to organise a piss up in a brewery. The Brewery charges £5 a head for an all-you-can-drink tour for 40, and you have a £200 kitty to start you off. So teams, how big a mess can you...

3 Quaz 27.10.10 9:12am
Gerontius
Jon Snow sticks rocket under striking fireman

Looks like Ch 4 News have triggered face to face talks in the London fire dispute: Hold yer fire Faulks! They could seal a deal+ no strike!...

0 Pubteam 27.10.10 12:36am
Pubteam
Jane Austen couldn't spell, her turn of phrase would make you yell

[url=http://www.lemonde.fr/livres/article/2010/10/24/jane-austen-etait-nulle-en-orthographe-et-en-grammaire_1430568_3260.html]Red meat for Rikkor[/url]...

8 Hunter F. Thompson 26.10.10 8:28pm
rikkor
Truebiscuit - Dad always told me to take precautions!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/8086050/Spanish-prostitutes-ordered-to-wear-reflective-vests-for-their-own-safety.html...

7 riesler 26.10.10 8:18pm
rikkor
Love this morning's FP

Well done that coalition...

9 Mary Evans 26.10.10 8:16pm
rikkor
One reason not to get a tattoo

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20101026/tod-australian-tattooist-charged-over-ru-879dccc.html...

1 thackaray 26.10.10 3:47pm
wallster
Voluptous Dawn french was granted a quickie divorce on grounds of lenny henrys

refusal to tell lies when asked "does my arse look big in this ?"...

0 arrghgarry 25.10.10 9:58pm
arrghgarry
Daley Thomson - discus

Also shot put...

6 rickwestwell 25.10.10 6:46pm
IABP
Wayne Rooney - discuss

£250,000 a week. And he's not even very good at what he does, as John Humphrys observed the other morning. And he's not going to endear himself to the Old Trafford faithful. Can you really see the...

5 Scroat 24.10.10 9:08pm
IABP
Beth Tweddle - discuss

great gymnast but Oh dear! She looks like Freddie Mercury and Shergar's love child...

7 riesler 24.10.10 11:30am
saltire
Lovely FP antharrison

I knew there was a great post-rescue story waiting to be written, and leaving the iron on was it. Super stuff...

10 Genghis Cohen 24.10.10 8:20am
ramblesnake
Moribund Site...

Once again, it's that time of the month. Get ready for mucho pleasantness and toadying...

15 rikkor 22.10.10 10:58pm
Scroat
Great music online

http://campfireradio.net/...

1 Scroat 22.10.10 8:28pm
rikkor
Did anyone see James Caan from Dragons Den on the news last night?

He's basically getting Pakistani villages destroyed in the floods to pitch for his assistance in helping them to rebuild their village and their lives. Not sure what percentage stake he's looking for...

3 ianslat 22.10.10 2:08pm
rikkor
Hands up...

if you've already got an idea or two for subs in the tragic event of Baroness Thatcher departing this vale of tears at some point over the next few days...

26 shitsu_tonka 22.10.10 7:26am
ronseal
Daily Mail song

Anyone linked it here yet?, I haven't spotted it, but was with a busted interweb for a week or so., So, sorry if it's another duplication , but[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI] here...

6 Mr.3374 21.10.10 11:15pm
Quaz
On the plus side...

It's not just that we're getting less from our government, our taxes are going up as well...

9 Zadok the second 21.10.10 11:02pm
Quaz
A challenge

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-11567753]German trains[/url] Can anyone come up with a one liner about this without mentioning Hitler, Nazis or beach towels?...

15 ianslat 21.10.10 1:36pm
arrghgarry