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Cliche work out of the FP top drawer this morning

Kudos De-scribe - never before in the congested midfield of cliches have so many been packed into so few sentences. The lad done good...

4 MC One R 08.12.10 2:45pm
MC One R
Assange threatens to kiss and tell on thousands of Heads of State

Assange has threatened to reveal a thousand-strong string of sexual offences he has committed over decades with hundreds senior diplomats and Heads of State. A Press Release from the incarcerated...

1 Alixir 08.12.10 12:20pm
Question for The Umpire

Should we be in 7th heaven alreadyor keep our powder dry for a bit?, If it sounds like it's too good to be trueit usually is...

14 Gerontius 07.12.10 6:56pm
Ever seen an embarrassed pet ?

A friend of mine put a (human) thermal vest on her dog last week. If a dog could look embarrassed, this one did. I managed to withhold the tears of laughter until later. Any more stories ?...

8 Sinnick 07.12.10 6:46pm
Faintly Worrying

Well, it looks like there's a new definition of lying, according to the Press Complaints Commission. [url=]Richard Littlejohn "was...

8 Zadok the second 07.12.10 2:24pm
Brilliant job Red!

I love your book cover for Homeless People Don't get fat. M T Bedd indeed!...

3 ronseal 07.12.10 11:35am
Stories of the year?

Hey Ed In previous years we have been able to vote for the best stories. Is there any chance of doing this again maybe for FP, NIB and one-liners? Cheers...

4 antharrison 07.12.10 11:34am
Aitch 2 Phlegm 07.12.10 10:41am
Is Katy Brand Funny?

Not seen here do anything myself, but was wondering if her sulk at not being put up for the British Comedy Awards is justified. ...

15 shitsu_tonka 06.12.10 11:48pm
Great gaffe

0 Scroat 06.12.10 2:37pm
Any Australians in?

Westwell, you'll do. Care to explain [url=]this?[/url]...

11 wallster 06.12.10 2:27pm
Drinks in Quatar anyone?

In 2022. Let the good times roll...

6 Scroat 06.12.10 11:38am
Writer of the Month for November – it’s Oxbridge! - 2

Congratulations to Oxbridge, NewsBiscuit Writer of the Month for November for his fine contributions including the splendid ‘Tabloids schedule destruction of Gareth Bale for mid-March’ and...

32 editor 05.12.10 10:51pm
Christmas present ideas

Or basically, the stuff someone felt needed inventing, even if no-one in their right mind would buy it., So, for starters. a couple of old classics., ...

12 Mr.3374 05.12.10 7:46pm
We haven't had a caption competition for a while...

17 Zadok the second 04.12.10 6:42pm
Truebiscuit Had to be Chatham....

6 riesler 04.12.10 5:02pm
'Almost half of Britons believe in aliens'... (Daily Telegraph, today)

I wonder if any of them contribute to Newsbiscuit? Mentioning no names, of course...

9 Dexter 04.12.10 3:34pm
Ed, re: spam

I think it is super-easy to add one of those swirly mystery word checks before allowing an new ID set-up and the first post. Should stop your spam iss-shoo...

23 rikkor 04.12.10 2:47pm
Oil West Noel - 2

Isn't anyone going to arrange a Christmas drink then?...

34 Des Custard 04.12.10 12:17pm

4 bonjonelson 03.12.10 7:52pm
'Ello, 'ello, 'ello

what's going on 'ere then?, A new contributor?Spends 4 mins on site. Doesn't get any stars but gets a FP. Hope there's not been any bungs in the process., I'm sure it's a fine piece, Ms, but I...

6 ramblesnake 03.12.10 1:03pm
Thank God for corruption

Surely I'm not the only person to breathe a sigh of relief at the UK not winning the World Cup bid? If only we could hand back the Olympics too...

10 MrChigleysAunt 03.12.10 12:38pm
Any enthusiasm for a Neat 0 Christmas Special

no, thought not., Maybe get all previous WOTM to take part in a one-off -winner -takes -all Neat O Jamboree...

0 Gerontius 03.12.10 11:19am
Putin couldn't be bothered to go to Zurich, but still won out.

Perhaps it was entirely his "I can't really be bothered" attitude that impressed the committee. A bit like when I applied to go to Manchester University - I got an invitation for an interview,...

8 bonjonelson 03.12.10 8:57am
FIFA stands for... 5 Scroat 03.12.10 8:49am
WoM late again.

Did 1992 Acura parts spam win? Just arseking...

0 rikkor 03.12.10 12:14am
Sorry wrong forum

Reposted in the correct forum...

1 dotdash 02.12.10 10:15pm
Taiwanese Animated history of Ireland Or Eire

4 StoopyDeGunt 02.12.10 7:02pm
the coarse whisperer
Whining northern jessies

Bloody typical ain't it? Every year Scotland and the North of England get a small flurry of snow and they're off and whinging about how bloody cold it is, how they can't get to work or school, how...

26 Phlegm 02.12.10 2:24pm
WikiLeaks? Sorry, I'm just too bored to care.

They had about 10 pages of dense text in the NY "Times" about it this AM. Could someone do an executive summary of the most interesting bits for me, please? What a shocking surprise that our State...

8 rikkor 02.12.10 1:48pm