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Westwell 11 The Return of DroleNoel 5 years

Stop hogging the front pages...

TV criticised for lack of positive portrayals of gays on screen... 1 riesler 5 years

in totally unrelated news, Tom Cruise is to appear on Top Gear...

Bollocks, I posted this in the wrong place 6 StoopyDeGunt 5 years

Mel Braveheart Gibson, the movie star who liberated Scotland, has got in touch with his feminine side - and punched her lights out...

Rant of the day. 20 The All New Jeni B 5 years

Right, the British Judicial system is imperfect, but am I alone in being increasingly pissed off by the current Brit Bashing going on with that paragon of legal virtue, America?, I have this sense...

Headline of the Week? 12 Doctor Moptop 5 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html...

Eco-Car fuelled by vegetable oil collides with potato truck...... 0 finneyp 5 years

Resulting explosion feeds hundreds...

TrueBiscuit 0 sauce 5 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-10715115]Lewes police say 'This chap gives us the willies'[/url] Last paragraph especially...

Truebiscuit - do I detect the hand of Rikkor? 8 riesler 5 years

My ass hurts!, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10695037...

Job opportunity for Red... 1 AdrianJ 5 years

[url=http://www.metro.co.uk/news/835511-flying-ants-plague-london]I think the Metro is in dire need of your services.[/url]...

Hey Stoopy!!! 5 riesler 5 years

I see you have a link to your 'Brown Facebook Tribute' story on the excellent Guido Fawkes website: hat tip to you sir., http://order-order.com/...

Fantastic FP Stan 6 SingingHinny 5 years

Brilliant stuff, Stan. A really charming idea, beautifully written...

Truebiscuit 0 riesler 5 years

Durex to be reamed Bang & Finish? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-10708737...

does anyone want to be in a horror flick, being filmed in Iraq? 4 StoopyDeGunt 5 years

http://www.starnow.co.uk/Casting-Calls/Actors-wanted/Feature-film/horror_in_iraq_1.htm A genuine advert, honest...

Anyone want to win a home in the countryside, with Channel 4? 1 StoopyDeGunt 5 years

http://www.starnow.co.uk/Casting-Calls/Reality-TV/win_a_new_home_in_the_countryside.htm...

Ferrari stories 1 Hunter F. Thompson 5 years

[url=http://www.leparisien.fr/faits-divers/controles-a-237-et-217-km-h-entre-paris-et-deauville-19-07-2010-1006379.php]214 kmh Paris Deauville[/url] and if they hadn't got caught,we'd never have...

Maz 17 Scroat 5 years

Have you sprogged yet or wot?...

TrueBiscuit 5 sauce 5 years

One of a local New Forest badger fisting gang misunderstood the boss when instructed to "Line up the badgers" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-10650160...

Lovely FP JP 7 QorbeQ 5 years

Well deserved, etc...

Thatcher was misquoted claims Cameron 1 MaverickRat 5 years

What she actually said was 'There are no such things as individuals, only One Big Society' and NOT the direct opposite...

*** NEAT-O Number 1,786 probably *** 7 Zadok the second 5 years

Hello all and thanks for the opportunity. In the finest tradition of Neat-o, you now have until midnight on Sunday to come up with your wittiest sub / one-liner on the following word or topic:...

Who handles the Vatican's PR, for Christ sake? 2 Scroat 5 years

They are now saying that ordaining women bishops on a par with child abuse in terms of sinfulness. Oh. My. God...

Congrats to Jeni B! - 2 30 shitsu_tonka 5 years

She is a Biscuit wot is all clever and that...

Does newsbiscuit ever mention media outlets by name? 6 la maga 5 years

Just wondering if subs that attack media outlets by name are ever published on the front page or whether it's considered too risky. I put the Daily Express in a couple of subs recently (due to being...

Guilty secret 3 FormerlyAlOPecia 5 years

I am just off to the Isle of Wight for a holiday. Will I need to take my own electricity?...

The boss has been busy again ... 2 sauce 5 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10633782]Here[/url] he's championing the left and the other day I heard him chatting on Women's Hour about the new Men's Hour coming soon to R5...

Lord Mandy 14 Scroat 5 years

Is it just me, or did he seem ever so slightly bonkers on the radio this morning?...

Fabio and Total Fcuk UPS 2 The All New Jeni B 5 years

Just received the pic from the FP in an email, from a total muppet claiming it was all their own work. Ooh, did I put him in his place or what!...

"Boris never talks about his private life" >> he just gets on with it.... 1 Hunter F. Thompson 5 years

The French Jesuit, Pierre Mendel, brought Han Chinese work on the soybean to the West. As I understand it, blonde hair and blue eyes are recessive traits, which means to say that when three...

FP hat tipped - many thanks Golgo13 and good work 3 thisisall1word 5 years

Writing small comedy news items about Bouncers is always fraught with tinges of fear, I remember a few years back when Tiger Tiger in London's trendy Piccadilly area was targeted by bouncer extremism...

Just a thought - 2 35 edward hack 5 years

Suggestion, How about when we next post something/anything we ALL give ourselves FIVE stars, This will at least give the impresssion that, A: all our subs are absolutely hilarious, or, B: we are...