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Genuine fear for NB ticker space

A sometimes peaceful community and then what happens? Powers that be allow a shop to be placed on the ticker bar. Its bad enough having a bar with no booze but whats next? A car park for the...

3 brownpaperreporter 24.09.10 12:59pm
nealdoran
*** NEAT-O, NEAT-o, Because.. NEAT-O ***

Sorry for the delay Biscuiteers. Only just discovered how this works. Let's do this:, Your NEAT-O challenge is Plump I'm off for a week, so you have until Sunday, Sept 19th. And remember: no...

6 dicky37 24.09.10 7:48am
dicky37
Handyman jailed for planting porn on boss's computer

Wonder what he does with his hand?...

1 riesler 23.09.10 10:55pm
Quaz
Spot betting scandal - focus shifts to number of comments on a Chat room article

congrats on a new record Jeni...

5 riesler 23.09.10 10:00pm
Quaz
Knickers to that!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-11029782...

14 The All New Jeni B 23.09.10 4:36pm
andhrimnir
Medical Tourism Tops in Thailand

Thailand has become famous for its excellent medical facilities and healthcare for foreigners. One of the most popular medical tourism destinations in the world, Thailand’s surgeons and health care...

3 23.09.10 8:37am
Oxbridge
JP can take the constructive criticism.

Great, original idea. Then wandered a bit, ended with weak punch line...

2 rikkor 23.09.10 7:03am
jp1885
G. Stanton

Vy. much liked votre eff-pay. Tres, tres amusant...

5 rikkor 22.09.10 11:17pm
rikkor
Bramble arrested over rape claim

http://www.bbc.co.uk/northyorkshire/content/images/2005/10/11/steptoe_150_150x180.jpg, You dirty old man!...

1 riesler 22.09.10 4:15pm
IABP
Antartic Expedition footage

Right at the endwatch their eyes, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11385244, Spooky...

1 Gerontius 22.09.10 11:48am
FormerlyAlOPecia
Truebiscuit - could this be the end of civilisation as we know it?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11388314...

2 riesler 22.09.10 11:17am
simonjmr
Spunky Sailor meets James Bond

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8015180/MI6-used-bodily-fluids-as-invisible-ink.html]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8015180/MI6-used-bodily-fluids-as-invisible-ink.html[/url]...

5 jp1885 22.09.10 10:11am
jp1885
Nectarines are not as nice as peaches. 17 The All New Jeni B 22.09.10 9:39am
Oxbridge
Why bother making stuff up when real life presents you with this ... 2 Skylarking 22.09.10 9:23am
FormerlyAlOPecia
Pope signs NB missed

[url=http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-funniest-pope-protest-signs]No sects, please: we're British[/url] What's your favorite?...

1 Hunter F. Thompson 21.09.10 6:28pm
Hunter F. Thompson
Ed Milliband

Is there not something slightly Wallace and Grommit about him?...

1 Scroat 21.09.10 5:38pm
IABP
Norfolk man to set land speed record on wooden bicycle (BBC)

I wish I'd thought of this story. http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/norfolk/hi/people_and_places/nature/newsid_9009000/9009634.stm They're looking for a flat surface - in Norfolk !? Proceeds go to a...

0 Sinnick 21.09.10 3:51pm
Sinnick
Brilliant FP, Wolfie!

Made me guffaw. (High praise indeed.) My favourite passage (oo-er): "The group are said to be in good spirits, apparently blissfully aware of the severity of their plight. ‘It’s sad really,’...

1 Doctor Moptop 21.09.10 12:14pm
Scroat
Truebiscuit?

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11380834]Hampshire police release 'lettuce' e-fit of suspect[/url] The article discounts the possibility that the police are actually looking for...

9 Zadok the second 21.09.10 12:08pm
4ty2
Jim Davidson writes a play about comedy

I know that sometimes old skool comedians get embraced by young whippersnapper types and have a resurgence - right now Betty White, back in the day Frankie Howerd and Kenneth Williams - but I hope...

29 shitsu_tonka 21.09.10 9:02am
jp1885
Failed states need a programme, too

[url=http://www.counterpunch.org/hudson09202010.html]It's never too late[/url]...

1 Hunter F. Thompson 21.09.10 6:09am
Hunter F. Thompson
A new alternative to putting your fingers down yoiur throat

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1313593/London-Fashion-Week-2010-Pete-Burns-debuts-new-facial-piercings.html...

0 arrghgarry 20.09.10 9:38pm
arrghgarry
Cerne Abbas Archive NiB

Just wanted to say it made me chuckle. I'm a sucker for knob gags, me...

2 pinxit 20.09.10 3:57pm
pinxit
Barney's back with a Benny bid to bag a Biscuit blog bonus

Yes, it's the long awaited return the Newsbiscuit of Barnabas, now appearing as "Son of Barnabas" and he's back with a bang! Two cracking caption jokes accompany yesterday's Pope Benedict pictures...

7 Son of Barnabas 20.09.10 2:28pm
jp1885
Hey Ed, the Hitler/Ratzinger Youth ticker is my pathetic invention

So please don't burden Basil_B with it as s/he is quite funny Cheers...

1 antharrison 20.09.10 12:44pm
Basil_B
Mouse update - 2

Two traps now in place in kitchen area loaded with unsalted peanut butter As yet - zilch. More bulletins to follow...

46 Gary Stanton 20.09.10 9:36am
Gerontius
"Killer charged with 1994 murders" (BBC link)

Genocide, I assumed. But it's 3 murders from 1994. I should drink coffee before reading headlines...

2 sauce 20.09.10 5:12am
Gerontius
David and Ed Miliband close to agreeing job share arrangements. More soon. 0 deskpilot3 19.09.10 9:54pm
deskpilot3
HB, NB (4)! 2 malgor 19.09.10 9:07pm
Mary Evans
Is it just me...?

Personally, I was a little surprised to find this yes, it's the [url=http://www.papalvisitstore.com/]Official Papal Visit Online Store[/url], courtesy the Catholich Trust for England and Wales. I'm...

19 QorbeQ 19.09.10 5:31pm
4ty2