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One day I'll get this two rooms thing sorted 0 andhrimnir 5 years
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Lucidity, pure genius FP. 26 rikkor 5 years

Topical, funny, not derivative!...

Writer of the Month - as close as it gets.... 21 editor 5 years

Aplogies for the delay in announcing the Writer of the Month for July; this was due to a photo finish, a stewards' enquiry and the introduction of goal line technology to determine who had made the...

Now we can all lick squirrels at Budgens ! 0 MADJEZ 5 years

Ok so who infiltrated the Daily Mail and slipped this one in ?...

Whitehouse Denies Any Truth That Obama Followed Through.... 0 Sharpehunter 5 years
Ok, own up. Which one of you wrote this? 6 Ludicity 5 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/7919186/Imam-X-Factor-reaches-finale.html I particularly liked the bits about slaughtering chickens and washing corpses...

NatWest eyebrows 9 MrChigleysAunt 5 years

As a NatWest customer, I've noticed recently that the models used in their advertising all have very well-defined, or perhaps even dominant, eyebrows. It strikes me every time I log on to my account...

Oi Westwell! 2 antharrison 5 years

There you were promising to write-up my copper irony one-liner to a proper story and nowt has appeared...

Is this the future of satire? 2 Ludicity 5 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3adw9oLBkBI...

This is naked discrimination. 2 FormerlyAlOPecia 5 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-10831614...

What are the standings in this month's WoM? 14 Mary Evans 5 years

This polite enquiry is in no way to be interpreted as me avoiding doing my work at any cost...

Four subs today and not a star between them - damn this working life! 4 la maga 5 years

Little as I think of the starring system, this counts as an off day, and in fact it's been an off week. I just started a full time job (for the first time in two years) and I think it has stolen my...

Mah na Mah na 28 Mary Evans 5 years
Ooops 2 euanc 5 years
Man sadly reflects on his life and wonders where all the beers went, so quickly. 22 arrghgarry 5 years
Anyone sick of the toady post yet? 2 The Return of DroleNoel 5 years

It's fun to read for a bit. YAWN...

What were they thinking? You buy a ticket knowing .... surely 3 brownpaperreporter 5 years

Seeing Dave Allen on the BBC homepage reminded me of when I went to see him on tour in the late 1970s. After 5 minutes the person next to me got up and said "I like him but not when he mocks...

Hello all... 11 Scroat 5 years

I've got Mrs Scroat with me this evening...

Hello, Dalai! 2 rikkor 5 years

Vy. funny FP. Made me LOL...

Leonard d i caprio pulls out of Mel Gibson 0 arrghgarry 5 years
Brokeback coalition? 10 Zadok the second 5 years

Can someone help me out with whole 'brokeback coalition' thing? I mean, if I remember the film rightly, it was about a really lovely and poignant relationship between two individuals, who found a...

Crash test thespians 8 Scroat 5 years

I know we're not allowed to toady any more, but this is really top stuff. Nice one Ludo. Excellent!...

TWAT OF THE WEEK 11 Scroat 5 years

As ever, we're spoilt for choice!...

How I love the human race... (part two) 27 Mary Evans 5 years

The following took place at my local Waitrose this afternoon. I usually only go there to anally smuggle poultry, but with my daughter's 2nd birthday fast approaching, I realised I better get a...

Truebiscuit from Freegle 0 Scroat 5 years

"Wanted (really appreciated) Wheelchair and Bricks: Henley"...

*** NEAT-O CHALLENGE - MOVIE *** 4 QorbeQ 5 years

After what must have been many agonising minutes deciding who had bought him more beer and/or chocolate in this mire of corruption that is life, jp1885 made me pick a new word. So, your word this...

Ooh I'm in here all on my own, now is there anything I can nick when 8 FormerlyAlOPecia 5 years

nobody's looking..actually it's a bit scary..where's that light switch..shit! who left that fucking chair in the middle of the room...

It's my birthday today, and nobody seems to have got out of bed to give me cards 28 FormerlyAlOPecia 5 years

and lovely presents despite me noisely banging crockery about and singing Happy Birthday to me. So I am in here instead. How sad is that?...

Labour MPs demand higher pay before offering Government any proper opposition... 1 deskpilot3 5 years

They've been on strike since the election. You may have noticed...