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Mary's bump 5 Scroat 4 years

Mary just realised you must be fast approaching due date. When is this? we can all keep everything crossed. Oh, and the Klan threw me out. Something about being a Communist. I don't mind though....

I see we've been visited by the 'fart in a colander' fairy again. 0 MADJEZ 4 years
Ooh! When I was locked up at the mental institution.... 9 rikkor 4 years

A very, very chic and intellectual one, don't you know. Well, anyway. We inmates played at draughts all day long, and there was a string quartet that feautured selections from the most obscure and...

Farewell and thanks for all the fish. 5 PluckyMunky 4 years

I am off now. It seems that criticism, on here, is a one way street. Anyway, thanks for a good few months and thanks to the person who has been supportive. Best wishes, Plucky. xxx...

To fit in, this would be the point where I posted: 3 rikkor 4 years

Please, silly old queen with phantom illnesses and phantom trips to sunny climes, don't go! Can't do it...

Ali Desai getting a hard time in prison 12 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

I read a newspaper story bout disgraced cop Ali Desai, who is getting beaten up and taunted in prison. The thing is, according to the story, for his own safety he's in a special prison, normally...

Open letter to Rikkor - 2 48 PluckyMunky 4 years

I fully appreciate that what happens in this chatroom may not be to your taste. This raises two questions, for me. First, why do you come on here to read such tripe? Second, why do you not attempt to...

Seven Million Cigarettes Seized From Lorry At Ferry Port 1 Mr Glover Lover 4 years

Police dismiss driver's claims they were for his own personal use...

Easter 3 Scroat 4 years

Thursday seems like a Friday, Friday seems like a Sunday, Saturday is relatively normal, Sunday is another Sunday, Monday seems like a Saturday, Tuesday seems like a Monday, All very confusing...

Hello, lovely Biscuits :) 11 shitsu_tonka 4 years

I left, went to U.S, ate some fried chicken that was served between two doughnuts as part of the breakfast menu in a diner in Georgia, realised my trip would never get better than that and so came...

Oooh! What has happened? 1 theumpire 4 years

My Chat Room suddenly went ape! I'v recently installed Opera as my browser, and now I can't see any formatting macro buttons in the new post box. Also, the listing of topics shows the five...

Does anyone know how to re-edit an old posting? 2 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Once it's a few days old, it seems as if you can't reopen the posting an finish it off. I'LL FINISH THIS LATER Well no, actually, I won't...

Open letter returned to sender due to insufficient postage. 1 MADJEZ 4 years

Less bitching and more nob gags soon...

Dilemma - do I start an Easter topic or add to My Ass Hurts? 5 brownpaperreporter 4 years

My favourite Easter Card http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab78/brownpaperreporter/easter-card.jpg?t=1270125327...

Gordon Brown accused of 'data misuse' 2 edward hack 4 years

Wasn't that called something else at one time., Where would Pinocchio be today if he had only 'misused data'?, Exactly., The data misusing bastard...

met office admit consulting cows over all forecasts 1 Golding 4 years
Maz, I thought you'd be delighted to see this... 5 The All New Jeni B 4 years

Destined to be classic, The Life Of Riley is yet another clever sitcom from Caroline Quentin. It reminds me of My Family starring Robert Lindsay. In time, I have no doubt The Riley sitcom will...

Chat has become something like... 23 rikkor 4 years

a word-for-word record of the stinging repartee at the Quentin Crisp Nursing Home. Beyond, below and beneath boring...

It will be Christmas, soon! I am getting quite excited. 4 PluckyMunky 4 years
Any decent April Fool gags about this year? 24 riesler 4 years

Rather than trawl the internet I thought I would try the power of Newsbiscuit...

April 1 in Paris 2 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

[url=http://www.lemonde.fr/a-la-une/visuel/2010/04/01/poisson-d-avril-ou-vraie-info_1327314_3208.html]April Fools: which was the ringer?[/url] Note: the Viagra story is true...

something for the weekend: buying co-codamol 21 PluckyMunky 4 years

Plucky Munky: Can I have a packet of co-codamol, please?, Pharmacy assistant: Who are they for?, PM: me, PA: what are they for?, PM: this [points to shoulder in collar and cuff], PA: are you...

Super FP, JP 2 Mary Evans 4 years

Thought I'd better mention it before you threw yourself on the floor and started beating your little fists on the lino...

Crystal Tips and Alastair V Roobarb and Custard - 2 34 edward hack 4 years

Where were you in the 70's...

Just for the record... 23 malgor 4 years

I wrote this: [url]http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1557[/url] which is on today's ticker bar credited to Mr Glover Lover...

How did people find NewsBiscuit? 20 Scroat 4 years

For some reason I did a Google search for 'Grauniad', and found a story that said it was now officially no longer funny. Story of my life really...

Tesco nightmare shock horror mercy dash 9 Scroat 4 years

So I'm going round Tesco yesterday worrying about racism and political correctness, when I grab two loaves of bread and put them in my trolley. I notice that someone's put a bag of sultanas in my...

All the reasons I can't stand Caroline Quentin - 2 32 Mary Evans 4 years

1) I once went on set of Life Begins (remember that? no? well done?) to do cast interviews. She's notoriously snotty about giving interviews (as are most people who come over as unrelenting bitches),...

hello everyone 12 PluckyMunky 4 years

just that, really...

March Writer of the Month 4 fun and games 4 years

I just wanted to apologise to anyone who thought that they were in with a shout, only for me to storm in there (as calendars were literally being flicked over to April) with a FP assist and a NiB to...