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Three cheers for Mandela FP.

A lovely piece of work...

6 SpankyMonkey 20.07.11 9:38pm
Writter of moth - new criteria

Further to the announcement in yesterday's News of The World (and also mentioned [url=]here[/url]) the criteria for electing the monthly...

24 Zadok the second 20.07.11 8:59pm
Rupert Murdoch “has no recollection” of shaving foam attack

A confused looking Rupert Murdoch insisted he could not recall being attacked this afternoon by a man in a checked shirt wielding a paper plate with shaving foam on it. “A paper what?" He asked...

12 nickb 20.07.11 7:39pm
Rupert piece needs bit of a butcher from techie

whole piece has tagging issues from looks of things - entire text links to image can someone shift some code around? Cheers!...

0 thisisall1word 20.07.11 3:26pm
"Graveside Pranks"

There was a book titled "Graveside Pranks" on my bookshelf in a dream from last night. Seems like something I would read. Didn't have time to page through it in the dream, as so much else was going...

17 rikkor 20.07.11 1:56pm
edited out

bollocks, wrong place, perils of a mobile phone...

0 pere floza 20.07.11 10:31am
pere floza

Actually, no. Pretty damn funny. This is on the chat page, but I would still like to vote 5 burning tires for this sub...

0 rikkor 19.07.11 11:56pm
Why is my Piers Morgan story a NiB?

I don't mean "why, it should be a FP" I mean - it's dead old that. Are we starved of OK-ish new subs?...

6 thisisall1word 19.07.11 11:28pm
Wonder which of them will be first to deploy the Basil Fawlty faint?

Brooks? Or one of the Murdochs? When I was a timid court lawyer, back in a previous life, it was always a comfort to know that it was there as an option. You can only do it once per career, though....

2 allmyownstunts 19.07.11 7:42pm
The All New Jeni B
Remember Conrad Black?

Ex-owner of Telegraph. Piloried by British MPs, goes to jail in US., MP's expenses scandal reported by Telegraph., Surely the same thing could't happen again?, Lets give it a couple of years...

0 antharrison 19.07.11 7:31pm
Just a thought... 4 writinginbsl 19.07.11 4:51pm
Clarissa Dick in the running for met job

I know this is like shooting fish in a barrel or stalking dairy cows, but can anyone come up with something less purile than me to kill it dead before I embarrass myself., Dick supported by Balls,...

4 beau-jolly 19.07.11 3:15pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Tevez adds further insult with 80s mixtape answers

Shoite. Wrong area...

0 f0zz 19.07.11 2:45pm
Spot Jenni B and Rikkor on the front page of the Telegraph website at the mo

4 button 19.07.11 1:13pm
I would like Waylandsmithy to be banned for life from NB

He's far too clever, and making us all look bad. I bet he wears socks with sandals and drinks red wine with his cocq au vin. I hope all of his caviar turns into fish eggs...

19 JohnA 18.07.11 8:02pm
How to watch the Daily Show online in the UK

I will assume that at least some of the people on NB are fans of the Daily Show with John Stewart, so hopefully this won't fall on deaf ears. As some will know, us lot in the UK can't access the...

1 OllieP 18.07.11 6:33pm
Today's football jersey swap ticker

I can remember the t.v. sketch from some time ago-buxom girls kicking a ball about and two blokes sitting in the stand watching- but I can't put faces to the blokes. The Two Ronnies? Marty Feldman...

4 greg various 18.07.11 2:08pm
Anyone else watching the women's world cup final?

Me and my super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko are glued to the sofa...

6 SugarTits69 18.07.11 1:32pm
Eric Pickles complains of being “under-satirised”

Community Secretary Eric Pickles launched a scathing attack on the entertainment media, talking to constituents in Brentwood and Ongar yesterday. “I am constantly disappointed by the low levels of...

3 nickb 18.07.11 12:54pm
be reasonable
NOTW debacle

I'm pretty sure that if this hapened in the US, many people would be doing decades in jail, if not being executed for treason. How is it OK that those whose job it is to protect leading figures in...

29 rikkor 18.07.11 10:15am
Zadok the second
Police silent over connection between Brooks and missing Dalmatians

Police arresting a 43 year old woman today would neither confirm nor deny any connection with investigations into over 100 missing Dalmatian dogs. Among evidence recovered from a London flat, it's...

1 nickb 17.07.11 6:09pm
Al OPecia
Love the 'medal or fucking something' NiB.

Cracking idea that...

2 Qoxiivi 17.07.11 7:12am
What is the alternative to a "face-to-face" meeting?

An arse-to-arse meeting?...

7 Al OPecia 16.07.11 10:52pm
Did a bomb go off?

For no apparent reason today has been the quietest day for about 2 years on this Dorset High Street. Not much happening on here either. Have I missed something massive. Did transformers invade? ...

1 beau-jolly 16.07.11 6:58pm
8 15 doggone 16.07.11 1:03pm
be reasonable
This just in from Twitter

[quote]jonronson , Rupert Murdoch just phoned to remind me of the rave the Sun gave my 1993 series The Ronson Mission and asked if he could count on my support[/quote]...

0 JohnA 16.07.11 10:02am
'Aggravated mayhem'...I should say so! - 2

33 Ironduke 15.07.11 5:45pm
Darkbill, great FP.

Whole concept made me laugh...

3 rikkor 15.07.11 10:21am
Zadok the second
Queen's Code Book Challenge I know that I'm well over 16, but I thought I'd do it for fun anyway. I think I got the first...

1 rikkor 14.07.11 11:48pm
Would it be more humane to just make them redundant?

0 antharrison 14.07.11 9:47pm