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Where are they now? - 2 34 edward hack 4 years

How about a Captain Oates award for people who say they are just popping out for a moment and may be gone sometime., Can I nominate both Writer Ken and Ichabod, Ken did say back in the summer of...

I've just noticed a sign in the foyer... 11 AdrianJ 4 years

which states that our office is hosting a, "Prisoners of Conscience Dinner" this evening. Presumably low attendance due to lack of availability is likely to be an issue here, isn't it?...

Missed Opportunity 1 allmyownstunts 4 years

It wouldn't have killed the BBC to change today's story 'Sex Counsellor's Appeal Dismissed' to 'Counsellor Loses Sex Appeal'...

Meaning of stardom 18 QorbeQ 4 years

Not starting a topic on the self-confirmatory nature of celebrity (go for it if ya want), but on those sweet little yellow globs of ratings goodness. Is there a standard definition of what means...

Nice work if you can get it, over £140 an hour! 0 riesler 4 years

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/gravesend_messenger/news/2010/april/26/benefit_fraudster_mum_hand.aspx...

Mr. Cohen basically owns the home page now. 8 AdrianJ 4 years

Just how selfish is that! Didn't his parents ever teach him to share?, To add insult to injury, I’ll bet the greedy bastard will go and snatch WoM as well now...

Piers morgan in league with the devil - £666 fine 0 simonjmr 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/sussex/8651077.stm Britain's Got Talent judge Piers Morgan has said he deserved a "red buzzer from the courts" after being fined for speeding in Brighton....

Realbiscuit 0 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8650443.stm "M&S said the pants had been independently tested"...

Truebiscuit 4 riesler 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/8648011.stm Pretty much sums up the average resident of the Medway Towns...

Disgraced historian Figes becomes a biscuiteer 7 MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Goldman Sachs 0 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbLQbB4978E]Excuses, excuses: The Top Ten by goldie[/url]...

A rant about journalists 25 Mary Evans 4 years

After sedating the fraggles last night, Mr Mary and I took to our sofa for our customary late Sunday cuddle with the papers (it's okay, we are married). I was pleased to see the lead article in the...

Very strong Home Page today 2 edward hack 4 years

they are all crackers - don't miss ticker from dom-mcg...

Who is your guitar hero? 26 Scroat 4 years

I'm learning 'I Am Lonely, I am Lost' by Bert Jansch which is a beautiful song. I'm having to learn new chord shapes and a new fingerpicking style for this. Quite a shock to the system after all...

NB freecycle 6 sauce 4 years

Anyone else subscribe to these local entertainments? We get rid of odds and ends of computer equipment and so on. I'm contemplating offering the kids, as no one bid on eBay. [quote]wanted: house...

What's happened to NewsArse?? 4 Oxbridge 4 years

Just went in and apparently 'this account has been suspended'. Have they gone bust? I know it's not a patch on this site but there have been some funny moments, notably when the US Masters decided to...

BNP Party Political Broadcast 6 wallster 4 years

Some of the most toe curling telly I've seen in years. You'd be hard pressed to produce a better short film to show all the reasons NOT to vote BNP. All Nick Griffin lacked was the toothbrush...

Harry Potter: casting of "Extremelysmellyanus" spell cause of unpopularity 1 simonjmr 4 years
Mr Gor, can you help? 2 PluckyMunky 4 years

You seem to be clued up about stuff. Can you answer my query, below, please?...

Oh. My. God. 1 Scroat 4 years

Watch out for St. George at the end. Priceless....

i don't understand 14 ED209 4 years

i get loads of 'small grey' articles on the front page, but never ever headliners. Why is this? I don't think that all my articles are 'funny but not that funny'. Are they just a bit too short? ...

Bruce Willis: Large Hadron Collider Discovers the Fifth Element, Surprise 5 gafflegates 4 years

The Large Hadron Collider yesterday uncovered the existence of a previously overlooked new element besides the more well-known and widely accepted list of Earth, Air, Fire and Water. At a press...

Useful-Biscuit. 22 MADJEZ 4 years

Given that I am currently bored, I wondered if we could have a section on interesting uses for a biscuit in popular culture and the real world. This was triggered by my first nomination : Doctor Who...

Is there nothing these bastards won't claim expenses for . 0 MADJEZ 4 years

[url=http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Labour-Suspends-South-East-Cambridgeshire-Candidate-John-Cowan-Over-Sex-Claims/Article/201004415620134?lpos=Politics_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15...

Guilty pleasures 22 MrChigleysAunt 4 years

The Guardian supplement on Saturdays has a brief interview, with someone more or less well-known, in which one of the questions is "What is your guiltiest pleasure?" As it's a family magazine, the...

Grab your green eyeshade, and crank up your PC by Merchant Ivory 6 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

[url=http://www.oldtimecomputer.com/oldtimecomputer/desktops.html]The Victorian Gearless Desktop Thinking Device.[/url] [Scroll down the page]...

Another markless day 5 PluckyMunky 4 years

I have zero points again today. I suppose it highlights the need for subs to be amusing, really. Bless us all. I hope all are well...

ISIHAC Remembered 0 theumpire 4 years

Having exhausted my creative juices with a meagre, measly, unfunny contribution to NEAT-O, I turned this evening to YouTube for a little light relief. Imagine my joy to find hours of ISIHAC, just...

Fight for fairness....I wish 1 edward hack 4 years

New Labour style, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8642021.stm, Blairs estimated personal fortune stands at around £18million, Labour's overall debt stands at around £18million,...

A question about seeing Paul McCartney 4 PluckyMunky 4 years

Me and Mrs Munky want to go to his concert at the Millenium Stadium, in June. On the net, I have been quoted £100 a ticket, by seemingly reputable sites. I admit to not having been to a big gig for...