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True story. facebook may yet win the rights to the word Face

Facebook has this week been granted a ‘notice of allowance’ to trade mark the word ‘face’ by the US Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO). True. We should patent the English language....

8 StoopyDeGunt 25.11.10 10:00pm
Basil_B
Nice one Oxy

Excellent front page! Loved it! Great stuff from Red too...

3 Scroat 25.11.10 9:57am
saltire
H 6 bonjonelson 25.11.10 9:17am
Sinnick
H

More to this than meets the eye. This is what Mr Wiki has to say about pronunciation. Name in English In almost all dialects of English, the name for the letter is pronounced /ˈeɪtʃ/ and spelled...

1 Scroat 25.11.10 9:16am
Dexter
Oh dear, what can the matter be

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/11828052] This old dear's got locked in the lavatory[/url]...

3 Mr.3374 24.11.10 11:26pm
IABP
Enduring power of attorney

Anyone got EPA for parents or an elderly relative? If so, when paying bills for them, do you just write a cheque as normal and sign it yourself?...

6 Scroat 24.11.10 8:39pm
Scroat
Well deserved FP Golgo

great start to the day...

11 riesler 24.11.10 6:54pm
Des Custard
Are you cutting and pasting arrghgarry???

Because your posts all seem to have this weird space/comma thing going ,like this. It's much more disturbing that the content of the post itself...

3 Scroat 24.11.10 3:50pm
arrghgarry
A miner point: time to Paki it in.

Hmmcertain people jumped all over my crap when I wrote how insensitive it was to make fun of the Chilean miners prior to their successful rescue. This recent flame war just proves how bad it can get...

6 rikkor 24.11.10 3:30pm
arrghgarry
Internet Kill Switch

That was a trubiscuit back in the day http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11736545 http://artnetweb.com/murph/tumble_anim.gif...

0 IABP 24.11.10 12:43pm
IABP
Scottish football referees

They're going on strike because people have criticised them apparently. If everybody who got criticised went on strike, then the politicians, policemen, checkout operators, journalists,...

6 Scroat 24.11.10 11:18am
arrghgarry
Can you delete your entries on the writers page 15 arrghgarry 24.11.10 1:33am
arrghgarry
Shouldn't that be ronseal on the NiB what just went up

The traditional Christmas pub fight oneit's down as a Stoopy...

9 Pabst Blue Ribbon 23.11.10 6:09pm
Des Custard
Trubiscuit

Headlines of two unrelated stories on the Beeb's 'Most Read': 5. Vatican clarifies condom comment 10. 'Sorry' Bishop asked to withdraw You couldn't make it up...

1 danmmurphy 23.11.10 5:14pm
saltire
Sad, sad, sad.

Only five people decided to log on here today. I think the Shakers have more active members. PHWOAR! Members. Seriously, even the spammers can't take the time anymore...

28 rikkor 23.11.10 12:05pm
Doylem
It's not cricket but...

..quite fun to find an old, not very funny sub, and make a comment which resurrects it to the top of the writer's room. I know it is immature, childish and pointless and all the other things my wife...

22 riesler 23.11.10 9:42am
riesler
Classic Masterchef video

Apologies to those who might have seen it already http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjckqAU8IkM&feature=aso...

1 antharrison 22.11.10 10:48pm
Scroat
"If you fart, they steal it."

Quote of the day on the Today programme, from a disgruntled council house occupant...

2 Scroat 22.11.10 8:06pm
The All New Jeni B
tagging

I'm so glad that the front page stories are tagged with "satire" and "spoof news", it's very handy for when I want to search the site for satirical stories...

5 bonjonelson 22.11.10 4:23pm
rikkor
Great Space FP, B.N. Malden.

Made me laugh. It's sad, but no one gives a crap about space exploration in the US these days. I swear to God that they create mini-crises to get some news coverage. As in "Ooh. We have to go...

0 rikkor 22.11.10 4:02pm
rikkor
When reading News biscuit ,do you ever, for one small moment

forget it is a satire , and feel as though it is the real news you are reading...

12 arrghgarry 21.11.10 10:08pm
arrghgarry
I'm interested in these spam adverts

How do they actually appear? I know there are software packages that allow you to update multiple web forums at once. Ah, there's the answer...

3 StoopyDeGunt 21.11.10 6:51pm
Mr.3374
Ads: McD's "On the Road Again"

Just has me thinking of my late step-dad's version, when he fronted pub C&W band "Indiana"., Still got his album "Coffee Black", it's on there., He sadly succumbed to cancer 18 months after...

6 Mr.3374 21.11.10 6:13pm
Mr.3374
Thanks Editor, for your stirling work on the FP

Or should I say editor. (It could have been 'someone of the female persuasion' if you'll pardon my french. We all have to be politically correct these days) I lazily bashed out a half baked idea...

5 ronseal 20.11.10 8:50pm
The All New Jeni B
OMG my first FP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! Sooooooooooooo like excited!!!

Special thanks to sauce for the Newsbiscuit equivalent of a Radio 1 playlist ban!...

5 De-scribe 20.11.10 6:53pm
shitsu_tonka
You're wearing well Sauce,considering..

Gizza kiss & a stanzax...

2 saltire 20.11.10 2:39pm
Gerontius
Re - Ticker..

Children in Need have never had it so good says Tory peer. It's true. Isn't it ?...

3 saltire 20.11.10 12:14pm
ramblesnake
Blair launches own brand SatNav: 'Ok we're lost, but things can only get better

Tony Blair has clinched a deal to launch a new range of socialist Information technology and yesterday launched his own brand SatNav at a House of Commons reception., Parly the Satnav (abbreviated...

0 ronseal 20.11.10 8:09am
ronseal
Grapefruit juice and...

Tequila? White rum? Malibu? Vodka?...

15 Scroat 19.11.10 3:16pm
andhrimnir
This post intentionally deleted

oops, wrong forum...

1 Sinnick 19.11.10 3:02pm
saltire