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i don't understand 14 ED209 4 years

i get loads of 'small grey' articles on the front page, but never ever headliners. Why is this? I don't think that all my articles are 'funny but not that funny'. Are they just a bit too short? ...

Bruce Willis: Large Hadron Collider Discovers the Fifth Element, Surprise 5 gafflegates 4 years

The Large Hadron Collider yesterday uncovered the existence of a previously overlooked new element besides the more well-known and widely accepted list of Earth, Air, Fire and Water. At a press...

Useful-Biscuit. 22 MADJEZ 4 years

Given that I am currently bored, I wondered if we could have a section on interesting uses for a biscuit in popular culture and the real world. This was triggered by my first nomination : Doctor Who...

Is there nothing these bastards won't claim expenses for . 0 MADJEZ 4 years

[url=http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Labour-Suspends-South-East-Cambridgeshire-Candidate-John-Cowan-Over-Sex-Claims/Article/201004415620134?lpos=Politics_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15...

Guilty pleasures 22 MrChigleysAunt 4 years

The Guardian supplement on Saturdays has a brief interview, with someone more or less well-known, in which one of the questions is "What is your guiltiest pleasure?" As it's a family magazine, the...

Grab your green eyeshade, and crank up your PC by Merchant Ivory 6 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

[url=http://www.oldtimecomputer.com/oldtimecomputer/desktops.html]The Victorian Gearless Desktop Thinking Device.[/url] [Scroll down the page]...

Another markless day 5 PluckyMunky 4 years

I have zero points again today. I suppose it highlights the need for subs to be amusing, really. Bless us all. I hope all are well...

ISIHAC Remembered 0 theumpire 4 years

Having exhausted my creative juices with a meagre, measly, unfunny contribution to NEAT-O, I turned this evening to YouTube for a little light relief. Imagine my joy to find hours of ISIHAC, just...

Fight for fairness....I wish 1 edward hack 4 years

New Labour style, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8642021.stm, Blairs estimated personal fortune stands at around £18million, Labour's overall debt stands at around £18million,...

A question about seeing Paul McCartney 4 PluckyMunky 4 years

Me and Mrs Munky want to go to his concert at the Millenium Stadium, in June. On the net, I have been quoted £100 a ticket, by seemingly reputable sites. I admit to not having been to a big gig for...

Do we have a Biscuiteer in the FO? 4 AdrianJ 4 years

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8642404.stm]Just don't let him anywhere near the kids[/url]...

Kids twisted lyrics 13 brownpaperreporter 4 years

Im sure Im not alone to have a sprog making up their own words to tunes. Mrs P-R and I often comment on "Poppadom Bridge" (Poppa dont Preach) and from Love the Thought by Simply Red "like a little...

What are you doing at the moment? 16 PluckyMunky 4 years

I am typing a vacuous question in the chat room of NB...

Excellent FP Stoopy. Back with a vengence. 0 saltire 4 years

'..futility of struggle..' more please...

NEAT-O Challenge Winner - Life begns at Forty 3 simonjmr 4 years

The final three are andhrimnir - 10 Across: Scores held after ale binge fist mixup (4,6,2,5), edward hack for his batchelor tipped man nostalgia, Basil_B - Life begins at 40 but if your lucky you...

Truebiscuit- IOW and David Icke and Satanism 2 fernandomando 4 years

Just have a look here: http://www.iwcp.co.uk/news/news/island-cesspit-of-corruption-32502.aspx...

A few of us have discussed these boys... 7 The All New Jeni B 4 years

and I think we should adopt them as the "house" band. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Half-Man-Half-Biscuit/52535858893?ref=pymk&v=wall...

Idiot posts in wrong section. 1 Ludicity 4 years
Great FP Genghis 8 sauce 4 years

I see Ryanair are refusing to cover all their passengers' ash incured costs, despite EU legislation. I do so hope the government - or SOMEONE - takes the arses to court...

Newsbiscuit merchandise. 0 MADJEZ 4 years

I do think the 'Error 404 - Not Found' logo on the new mugs is a bit confusing ! Hope its only termporary. How is the search coming ? I'm not nearly talented enough to come up with one but if anyone...

Does anyone fancy starting a topic that isn't about the chat room? 21 Mrblacker 4 years

How about beating Writers Block - which is afflicting me at the moment...

When does the funny start? 11 rikkor 4 years

Just asking...

Is comedy always offensive to some people? 6 Dumbnews 4 years

I struggle to come up with 1-liners that are not offensive. But I think no matter what you write, it will offend someone. I wonder how others cope with this, since I like to think of myself as an...

On the wrong website, surely? 4 malgor 4 years

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/8637302.stm]True Biscuit.[/url]...

Does anybody else find these debates interesting? 2 edward hack 4 years

I honestly find them refreshing, informative and revealing - a positive step in the right direction for our political future., Oh dear., Should I consider getting out more?, Maybe a canary?...

A Squirel With No Name 4 sauce 4 years

aka A Fist Full of Nuts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sOw3mCz4Oc Nothing's gonna lick his buddy, even after he's been squashed by an SUV...

Cameron Refuses To Comment As Fox Ensnared In Net Scandal 0 Mr Glover Lover 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/8636588.stm...

NEAT-O Challenge 14 simonjmr 4 years

This weeks topic "Life begins at 40" Closing date Thursday 22nd April...

Four different ones 0 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8O0GgcenVU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HU-C4Wost8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3snfUiE3Mg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbONdgnyh6M...

More about the volcano 0 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

[url=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/video/video_2341.html?1271794429]say what?[/url] For me, it's the grim Icelanders which give the clip it's piquant. How about you?...