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Exciting news from the eye hospital

Mrs Vertical (was Horizontal) has received a letter from the local eye hospital asking her to attend the Lash Clinic (no, it's for real). I'm getting quite frisky in anticipation but do we need to...

4 vertical 27.09.11 4:25pm
Mangling the language for the sake of brevity...

Top headline on BBC website: [url=]Harvard site in Syria hack attack [/url] What, journalists have been attacking the Damascus campus? Sadly not...

0 Zadok the second 27.09.11 2:34pm
Zadok the second
Room elephant hires PR company

See where I am going here?...

5 nickb 27.09.11 1:05pm
Toilet paper costs slashed in Navy job cuts

Andrex shares plummet...

1 witless 27.09.11 10:09am
something to get your teeth into?

0 vertical 27.09.11 9:34am
Pandemic of quantitative sneezing predicted

International health experts have issues a joint warning at the highest level of an imminent attach of the quantitative sneezing virus. “The dangers are greatest in the developed west” a...

0 trish marsh 27.09.11 8:38am
trish marsh
If you use any Google product I defy you..

to get rid of pernicious and irritating googleupdate (and all its poxy sub-files, poxy tasks, pf's etc etc) Supreme effort to rid myself of all googlecrap after removing GoogleEarth but it's like...

7 vertical 26.09.11 7:53pm
Own up, who was getting twitchy there when you couldn't access here? 2 simonjmr 26.09.11 4:34pm
great artwork Red!

Thanks for adopting my sausage...

0 26.09.11 3:04pm
Transport experts voice concern over safety of Pork & Ride scheme

1 Mr Glover Lover 26.09.11 11:14am
Mr Glover Lover
Fire at wheelie bin depot- council unsure which bin to use in clean-up operation

0 Mr Glover Lover 26.09.11 11:07am
Mr Glover Lover
Hummingbirds to learn lyrics 6 nickb 26.09.11 6:11am

It's quite, but not exactly like Facebook. Is there a compelling reason to switch?...

4 JohnA 25.09.11 9:25pm
Being serious for a moment...

it looks like the SNP Scottish Govt are trying to either close or merge my Uni with another, much bigger and far more impersonal one. I'm hugely opposed to this, as are the vast majority of students...

15 The All New Jeni B 25.09.11 4:54pm
Is this the best interview in rock/pop ever

OK he can’t half rabbit, but what an intelligent, likeable bloke., And what a band.,

0 Gerontius 24.09.11 5:43pm
So now you know

Just spotted this nugget in my local CAMRA newsletter, BAD NEWS OR GOOD NEWS?, There is an old pub in Marble Arch, London,, which used to have a gallows adjacent to it. Prisoners, were taken to...

14 Gerontius 24.09.11 5:41pm
Mr Clegg showing how right-wing he's become

4 Sinnick 24.09.11 3:27pm
So this satellite

NASA reckons the risk to life from this lump of space scrap is 1 in 3200. There are 66 million people in the UK. That means that it's going to kill 20,625 of us. Run away...

11 wallster 24.09.11 8:27am
A reason to celebrate... This replaces International Literacy day, which has been rescheduled for Octember 8th...

0 riesler 23.09.11 11:13am
Worst Ever Sub?

This might be.a bit cruel but I am curious, as a relative noob, to see what old hands consider the worst of the worst, after havng my appetite whetted by the mind-blowing classic Back Up Your Brain...

20 Textbook 23.09.11 11:11am
Midfield Diamond
I can't believe the Torygraph beat us to it...

0 Al OPecia 23.09.11 10:12am
Al OPecia
Looters to lose Nectar Points...

fewer soon...

0 nickb 23.09.11 8:24am
Trophy wife locked in cupboard?

There must be a better onecome on everyone *singalong gesture*...

14 nickb 23.09.11 8:24am
oops 2 Al OPecia 23.09.11 7:41am
Al OPecia
Trophy wife locked in cupboard?

There must be a better onecome on everyone *singalong gesture*...

0 nickb 22.09.11 2:59pm
trophy wife used as paper clips container? 0 nickb 22.09.11 2:57pm
Trophy wife falls off mantlepiece

.sore moon...

0 nickb 22.09.11 1:33pm

Nearby, a traveller in a distinctive white homburg was holding court with reporters. 'Don’t give them your name, Eamonn,' a woman shouted from behind...

7 vertical 22.09.11 1:24pm
Serious Post - Please Save a Life in 30 seconds.

At midnight UK time tonight a man called Troy Davis will be executed in the state of Georgia. The evidence used to convict him of murder was very, very flawed and he has been on Death Row for twenty...

10 shitsu_tonka 22.09.11 1:15pm
Nice Berlusconi FP

A few dodgy spellings now sorted...

1 Des Custard 22.09.11 10:13am