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whoops, move along 3 cinquecento 1 week
Inspiration: Dave Allen on TV tonight. 1 Crayon 1 week

Dave Allen: The Immaculate Selection on BBC2 at 10pm tonight. Except for Northern Ireland (ironically) and Scotland. Love that man. Dave Allen, Douglas Adams and Viz Comic are probably why I'm here....

Apparently God saved him. 12 Al OPecia 1 week

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-28885753 Not the highly trained and courageous teams of medics and nurses in a state of the art isolation ward aircraft, or the state of the art medical...

Pity our normally excellent FP editors cannot spell. 3 Titus 1 week

[quote]‘Our Flying Squad eye-in-the-sky package offers a discrete and professional service [/quote]...

FP effigy 3 Squudge 1 week

Lovely FP today Adrian. I can't find it on the subs list (or was too lazy to scroll down more than 3 pages) so can't offer belated starrage. Nice one though. I wonder who this week's bargain-bin...

Potholers Dream Flat 0 IABP 2 1 week

[url=http://www.lbc.co.uk/landlord-fined-for-renting-out-room-you-could-only-crawl-into-95893]Bijou[/url] Many a man has had to do some crawling to get back into their house...

Why no timescale now on NB chat threads? 15 Titus 1 week
First draft Labour Election manifesto 12 NewBiscuit 1 week

This isn't really ready for the writers' room, but happy for someone else to craft something funny out of it if so desired. I've seen an early draft of the Labour manifesto for May 2015. It says :...

Methinks the illiterates from computerland have penetrated newsbiscuit 8 Jim Garner 1 week

Whoever runs this site really ought to have a second look at it. F'rinstance, On the writers' room, there are stacks of posts, but with a lot of them, you click on the head to read the story --...

Quiet BBC editorial victory over Google 5 RobArmstrong 1 week

I love that a BBC article on Google's decision to remove certain links under the 'right to be forgotten' ruling contains links to every one of the articles. Fabulous...

Ah, happy daze 17 beau-jolly 1 week

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to-DZd01R2Q]Remember this?[/url] Saves reading it. Looking forward to the September 1st bump...

Traffic alert 1 Robert Koch 1 week

Why is it that listening to radio in car is continually interrupted by traffic alerts from every two bit local station about a milk float going slow in Wickley , typically when i am interested in the...

Coated Truebiscuit - PhD on chocolate 3 IABP 2 2 weeks

http://www.jobs.cam.ac.uk/job/4702/...

Facebook helping people to tell the difference between real life and satire .. 3 Not Amused 2 weeks

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-28834682]I haven't checked whether NB qualifies for the tag .. [/url]...

Is anyone watching the Commonwealth Games? 25 AReader 2 weeks

Me neither. Some of the sports are just jokes. Individual Ball, Individual Ribbon, Women's Synchronized 3m springboard, Men's 20km scratch race, Women's crosscountry Mountain bike...

The Weird Trophy Thread 7 IABP 2 2 weeks

http://static.ibnlive.in.com/ibnlive/pix/sitepix/08_2014/federer-getty1808-630.jpg Looks like a vase crudely glued on to a two-handled jug...

Sense of humor failure by European athletics 3 godly1966 2 weeks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/athletics/28797655 But he still won!...

Alcohol Warning - 2 37 beau-jolly 2 weeks

Grrrr! This proposed legislation is SO annoying as it is indiscriminate. Like the "Smoke these and die" stickers on fags some idiot is proposing the same thing for booze. I was in a bargain shop...

Truebiscuit - its not Tyson but ... 11 Not Amused 2 weeks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28730751 Good luck to her though...

How to delete a post 3 Parasitical Parody 2 weeks

Does anyone know how to delete a post, I was trying to edit a post and it has posted it three times. Also can you edit a story once it has been posted...

TrueBiscuit from Malvern 1 Oxbridge 2 weeks

http://bit.ly/1q3FHhL <Note from NAL: Link shortened because it was too long, and ruining the harmonic balance of line-y up-y columns in the Chat Room>...

NB Ticker Updated - Parliament Recalled 0 Titus 2 weeks

At last! Has there been a palace revolution in the NewbiscuitBarrel? Congratulations*, anyway - the current, all-new tickers are excellent. (* No, no, best leave Peter Pan out of this.)...

A-Level results 3 Squudge 2 weeks

surprised no-one has posted a set of results for our politicians yet. suggestions?...

Dyslexic Yorkshireman complains 0 Cronkster 2 weeks

Dyslexic Yorkshireman Albert Tinternet has voiced his frustration at passers by in his home town of Putwudinthole. He said "What folk choose to do when it cums to what the wear on th'ed is up to...

Hello Kitty! 4 beau-jolly 2 weeks

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28790718]I bloody told you![/url], Recent RH thread discussed this briefly. Maybe the super-injunction will be lifted now. Here comes the poonami!...

I put my finger in the woodpecker's hole and the woodpecker said_________ 10 Robopop 2 weeks

__________✭✭✭__________ 150 ___________✭✭___________ 100 ____________✭___________ 50...

Robin Williams tributes. 8 MADJEZ 2 weeks

A sad loss of a true comedy legend. Thought I'd set up a thread for comments and links so we can remember the great performances. A great actor in some fantastic (and some not so) movies but one of...

Dead Ringers 1 Robert Koch 2 weeks

i can put up with 30 minutes without laughing once, but what really irritates is the canned laughter. well, i assume it is canned coz it doesn't sound genuine to me., anybody been to a recording of...

Village cricket team quarantined because they have 'a bowler' 2 Underconstruction 3 weeks

I'll get my coat…...

Good Night Vietnam 0 seymour totti 3 weeks

"This is Mork signing off. Good night Orson." Very funny man. A comedic force of nature. You never knew what was coming out of his mouth. I doubt he did too sometimes...