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Village cricket team quarantined because they have 'a bowler' 2 Underconstruction 1 week

I'll get my coat…...

Good Night Vietnam 0 seymour totti 1 week

"This is Mork signing off. Good night Orson." Very funny man. A comedic force of nature. You never knew what was coming out of his mouth. I doubt he did too sometimes...

sorry, move along.. 8 pere floza 1 week
Truebiscuit "UKIP defends MEP's 'Hitler speech' advice" 4 deceangli 1 week

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28729098 A spokesman for UKIP said: "Bill Etheridge gave a seminar on public speaking and highlighted great speakers of the past, like Churchill, Blair, Martin Luther...

Today's FP 2 Squudge 1 week

That picture of Boris is just LOVELY Imagine having that as the Wikipedia image for the next-but-one PM (the horror)...

Truebiscuit - Man fined for pretending to be a ghost 5 IABP 2 1 week

[url=http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/aug/07/man-fined-pretending-to-be-ghost-portsmouth-cemetery-anthony-stallard]Woooooooooo[/url]...

Farage typo 1 MADJEZ 2 weeks

[url=http://news.sky.com/story/1315533/nigel-farage-set-to-stand-as-mp-in-kent]Farage stands a MP in Kent.[/url] Spotted this typo. Clearly it should be 'Farage stands as MP c*nt'...

Conspiracy Theory ? 0 Zen 2 weeks

Canadian Lancaster arrives in UK as Isis rebels reported to have captured Mosul dam...

Quiet news day in Scotland... 2 raudus 2 weeks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-28693329...

Ummm, who's editor today? 13 RobArmstrong 2 weeks

That NIB about Special K is awful, plus spelling and grammar is all over the shop...

I was going to post a satirical story about Bernie Ecclestone ... 3 Titus 2 weeks

but I cannot as I now suddenly find that I am far too busy polishing this gold-plated Ferrari, registered in my name, which has mysteriously appeared on my driveway...

Johnson & Johnson 2 Gerontius 2 weeks

That would make British politics a bit more interesting., If Boris became Tory leader and Alan became Labour leader...

sliding doors 2 Squudge 2 weeks

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/05/f0/e7/05f0e7395c793e44b0ab86894ae68372.jpg Someone else took this pic (Hugh Southon tweeted it). I imagine it will appear in a few places, including in...

News From 2084: NB Eventually Updates 'Murray' Ticker After He Dies Of Old Age 1 Titus 2 weeks

[quote]http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/06/25/follow-newsbiscuit-on-twitter-and-facebook/[/quote] Or maybe they [i]won't[/i] update it even then!...

Factual error in latest FP 5 AReader 2 weeks

It's called "IRN BRU" not "Iron Brew"...

Am I missing something here..? 5 Scroat 2 weeks

F1 boss Ecclestone offers court deal German prosecutors say they would accept an offer of $100m (£60m) from Formula 1 chief Bernie Ecclestone to end his trial on bribery charges, if a court agrees...

Homes in warzones 25 bonjonelson 2 weeks

Whenever the BBC or some other media outlet shows the poor civilians standing in their bomb-damaged house surveying the damage the one thing that aways stands out to me is their awful choice of...

property bubble accelerator 5 Squudge 2 weeks

How affordable is this, including the costs of administering it?, [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28628586]Clegg makes more promises[/url]...

selfie with a swan? 6 Kevin the Swan 2 weeks

Turning one's back is considered rude clicky: [url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/viral-video/11008767/Selfie-with-swan-backfires.html]selfie my arse[/url]...

What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories? - 23303132 941 bonjonelson 2 weeks

Have you met a really unimportant celebrity? How did it turn out? Who has the best story from the least exciting celebrity? Here's my entry - I once had Sunday lunch at Guru Josh's house, roast...

Dead Ringers 1 Titus 3 weeks

Glad to hear it back on Radio Four. Sharp, well-aimed satire and often [i]almost[/i] as brilliantly funny as this place...

Slow news day in Devon 12 Gerontius 3 weeks

How slow is the news where you are?, http://www.exmouthjournal.co.uk/news/jellyfish_washes_up_at_sidmouth_1_3698106...

I haven't written a book! 21 bonjonelson 3 weeks

And neither do I have any designer sunglasses for sale. But I do have a rather fine and dandy website distraction for you to look at, if you have a few moments. http://you.regettingold.com...

Is the Mash that good that it can charge for everything? 17 sydalg 3 weeks

You can't even view the [url=http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/]home page[/url] now if you've gone over your limit of views per month...

William Hague 6 Scroat 3 weeks

Red - can you photoshop a dart in William Hague's hand? Then perhaps the powers that be can do a story about his new career as a darts player, complete with suitable laddish nickname. Just a...

Tulisa opens her heart..... or has a PR op. 2 MADJEZ 3 weeks

Not that I'm normally bothered by 'Sleb' stories but found this rather surprising. Straight after the trial which came from a sting by News International paper The Sun on Sunday, Tulisa is opening...

Putin: Is the Not-At-All-Gay Russian Leader RasPutin Or Just LilliPutin? 4 Titus 3 weeks
Making cycling more interesting 7 Scroat 3 weeks

Loads of cyclists going round in circles. Can't help but think that this would be far more entertaining if half went clockwise and the other half anticlockwise...

What British people say and what they mean 8 AReader 4 weeks

Tweeted by Qikipedia https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtOiegyIAAAOJID.jpg...

What other famous Scots will feature in tonight's ceremony? 21 ianslat 4 weeks

I'm hoping to see Frankie Boyle tell a few jokes, then a turn by the Krankies...