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'muff said 0 Iroquois Pliskin 1 week

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-29641990...

Longer sentences for internet trolls 1 gillie 1 week

Internet trolls will now have to do longer sentences. In addition, they will be banned from using commas and semi-colons. Their sentences will now have to be as long as a paragraph...

NewsBiscuit Assortment Calendar 20 Crayon 1 week

NewsBiscuit Assortment Calendar Photographs of biscuits tastefully arranged in an appropriate environment alongside a beverage and accompanying newspaper, periodical, TV news channel, programme or...

USA Credit Crunch 2 gillie 1 week

America's Credit rating on the World market has plummeted after President Obama's credit card was rejected. A Whitehouse spokesman was quick to point out that although the card failed it was made of...

John Finnemore 1 Titus 2 weeks

Recently enjoyed the start of his new series on Radio Four. The world he creates in his lunatic imagination often seems more credible than the real one - bit like this place. He'd fit right in...

Headlines 6 deceangli 2 weeks

A few of mine have been edited out of existence, and I notice that today's lovely piece about Freudian slips lost the line about 'being kicked to death by toffs', which I felt was strong. I'm always...

I see the tickers have got stuck again (sigh). 13 Titus 2 weeks

Presumably Our Noble Masters have - again - forgotten to appoint anyone to update them. C'mon, O Masters - please?...

Genuine news that an American was locked inside a branch of 'Waterstones' 0 gillie 2 weeks

It is amazing what retailers have to do now to promote sales. The gentleman held hostage refused to comment on what books he had read but it is thought that they were in the 'Legal Advice' section.,...

Could 'So-Called' be used elsewhere? 15 ianslat 2 weeks

So IS / ISIS / ISIL are now being called 'So-Called Islamic State' by the Beeb. It's an approach that could be applied in other areas as well. I've thought of a few examples, but I'm sure there are...

Andy Murray Crowns Himself New Head of SNP 1 jb1 2 weeks

Still riding high off the aftermath of his #indyref tweet, Andy Murray has voted himself in as the new SNP leader, despite having left Scotland nearly a decade ago. With the old leader Alex Salmond...

Given that most politicians would tongue a tramp's ring for a scent of power 6 Ironduke 2 weeks

What's the odds on a Liberal in a Tory winnable area defecting prior to the election? 'I had some power, and I liked it' as Katy Perry might say Danny Alexander? Brian Laws?...

Oops 3 Al OPecia 2 weeks
Edinburgh Postal Misery 0 gillie 2 weeks

It has been reported by Lothian and Borders Council that residents living in the Edinburgh district with the postcode of EH8OLA are less than enthusiastic about residing there. The only people seen...

What are the odds? 18 throngsman 2 weeks

The Chief Medical Officer has stated that it is likely that a handful of Ebola patients will reach the UK. Really? Consider the options for someone who feels they may have been infected in Africa. ...

A Teenage Opera 2 Iscariot 2 weeks

Keith West had a top ten single in 1967 with "Excerpt from A Teenage Opera" aka Grocer Jack. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENblHOxi1c4. The opera was never written. I think we should do so. We will...

Train Timetable 0 gillie 2 weeks

The next train to depart platform 4 will be the quarter to six train to London. For the benefit of English passengers, the next train to depart platform 4 will be the 'The Jacobite Rebellion Express'...

TrueBiscuit: You're having a laugh 2 Sinnick 2 weeks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-29551380...

You know the boss is upset when ... 6 Midfield Diamond 2 weeks

he walks into the office with a pair of scissors, picks up your keyboard, cuts the wire, dumps the keyboard in a bin and shouts at you, "That'll stop you writing shit e-mails." Absolutely true, a...

Banksy graffiti ‘vandalised’ with more graffiti - WHAT? 6 Iroquois Pliskin 2 weeks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-29594273...

Did anyone spot a flounce earlier on? 21 throngsman 2 weeks

Major flounce post 'disappeared', read all about it. Oh, we can't, it was disappeared...

Boost For Chat Room Independence Party As Poster Defects From Writers' Room 0 Titus 2 weeks
Reserved until I can think of something witty 0 throngsman 2 weeks

You may as well move along, could be a while...

Missing Persons 13 Titus 2 weeks

(1) Kim Jong-Un, (2) Kevin the Swan, (3) others, various. (Feel free to add names) Where are they? What has happened to them? Have they been abducted by aliens? I think we have a right to know...

radio experience 0 Robert Koch 2 weeks

Woke up this sunday morning with radio 4 still on and the religious programme with edward stourton had two people bickering about gays. as soon as physically possible i retuned to the world service...

I miss fernandomando - 23 69 fernandomando 2 weeks

I think that he has been busy cycling too much. I hope that this is one of the funnier 'just giving' pages http://www.justgiving.com/Michael-Stradling...

TrueBiscuit - surely they are taking the piss? 14 Oxbridge 2 weeks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-29552557...

Banksy Tag Worth £50,000 Deleted From NewsBiscuit Forum 2 Titus 2 weeks

"[i]We thought it was just graffiti, and that someone might find it offensive[/i]" said the manager of the NewsBiscuit cleaning and maintenance team...

A word to the wise - acknowledge previous ideas 12 AReader 2 weeks

I know we think we're all original geniuses but sometimes we riff other people's ideas to make them better/funnier/less sad (delete as appropriate). So (and this is to me as well) I ask that...

Quiz of the Day 10 Gerontius 2 weeks

The line up for the forthcoming Dad's Army film has been announced., Should be fun., We all know the surnames.but how many of the characters christian names can you remember?...

Is it a coincidence? 2 throngsman 2 weeks

The government is preparing four hospitals to treat Ebola patients, one in the South and the remainder in the North and has announced screening to take place for Ebola in the main Southern airports...