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Just thought you might like to know the latest in my part of the world 17 Oxbridge 1 week

http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/11782493.Court_hears__bored__man_committed_lewd_act_in_Asda_car_park/...

I didn't know skulking was a crime 2 ronseal 1 week

http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/11793118.Man_in_ski_mask_seen_skulking_around_East_Molesey/...

Tickers Stuck Again 6 Titus 2 weeks

Message to Our Noble Masters: "[i]C'mon, guys - get a grip.[/i]"...

Pisco anyone? 20 beau-jolly 2 weeks

I've just got some Pisco El Gobernador in the shop for a laugh. I'm going to have to liberate a bottle tonight as I've never drank it before., Anyone ever drank Pisco in Peru or Chile? If so can...

Here we go...blame the fatties! 6 Dick Everyman 2 weeks

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31464897]Easy targets[/url] IMHO not the kind of Fat Cats Cameron should really be concerned about...

Australia to enter Eurovision. 11 godly1966 2 weeks

As Australia is now allowed to enter Eurovision, yes it's true. I was thinking maybe ISIS should be allowed in. But what could the Islamic State sing any ideas. I am sure there is a sub in this if...

Party slogans 0 Sinnick 2 weeks

N Korea has just published a list of patriotic slogans:, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-31446387 I rather like their sports strategy: "Play sports games in an offensive way, the...

From the Archives 1 Titus 2 weeks

I just want to place on record my appreciation of the "from the Archives" section of the [i]NewsBisciuit[/i] Home Page. Always some brilliant, timeless pieces on there which we can enjoy all over...

Police hold suspected arsonist over fire 7 Smart Alex 2 weeks

Don't you just love headlines like this? http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jan/15/oxfordshire-fires-believed-work-arsonists-district-council good way to get someone to confess though...

Vote Ed get Barbie? 5 riesler 2 weeks

http://order-order.com/2015/02/10/bus-crash-labours-patriarchally-patronising-pink-van-slammed/#disqus_thread Crikey, they really don't want to win the election...

TrueBiscuit from Tamworth B&Q 8 Oxbridge 2 weeks

http://www.tamworthherald.co.uk/Staff-B-Q-store-Tamworth-told-read-Fifty-Shades/story-26001945-detail/story.html#wTMCSKUMFebMLvoZ.01...

Which of these would you wish on your worst enemy? 6 ianslat 2 weeks

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31354223]Tory charity auction[/url]...

Greengrocer's in the House's of Parliament? 2 Midfield Diamond 2 weeks

I've just booked a guided tour of the Houses of Parliament at half term. My ticket invites me to add an Afternoon Tea to the tour, saying, 'Set in the grandeur of the riverside terrace, delight in...

IS Obligingly Reveal What They Most Need (£2M) And Most Fear (Air Strikes) 4 Titus 2 weeks

So we know exactly what to ensure they are deprived of, and what to do more of. (Posted here because is it is more of an observation than a spoof news story.)...

I'll say one thing for Clark Carlisle - anyone that can tackle a lorry....... 3 ronseal 2 weeks

must be pretty fucking hard...

Truebiscuit 1 riesler 3 weeks

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/feb/06/owl-attacks-joggers-and-steals-their-hats Love the comment about the superb-owl...

Truebiscuit: OK to smack your children, just not in the face ! 0 Not Amused 3 weeks

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-31163219]Pope showing his humanity [/url] I especially like The Pope said: "One time, I heard a father in a meeting with married couples say 'I...

A new low? - 2 37 Gerontius 3 weeks

29 of the 31 entries on the current page are tickers., Three or four are mildly amusing at best., Is this it from now on?, Nothing but shit tickers., Is that the height of ambition nowadays?...

NIBs with PICS a new dawn? 5 Dick Everyman 3 weeks

Just an observation ;0) Has this been done before?...

Church oppose ivf treatment over 'ethical' concerns 2 Robert Koch 3 weeks

Sadly, 3 way IVF wont be able to cure Anglicans of numbing stupidity...

Police to enter crime scene in Turner Prize 7 3 weeks

OK - so initially posted this here instead of writier's room. Sorry - first time submitting. Would delete from chat room but cannot see how. What a great start...

Views on the intrusive FP adverts 4 throngsman 3 weeks

There's been a number of FP adverts recently that cover the whole page and force you to scroll around to close it down. Not sure what it's for, possibly Channel 5 but maybe not - I'm too busy trying...

What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories? - 23313233 984 bonjonelson 3 weeks

Have you met a really unimportant celebrity? How did it turn out? Who has the best story from the least exciting celebrity? Here's my entry - I once had Sunday lunch at Guru Josh's house, roast...

Forces Of Scottish State Poised To Sweep South 2 Titus 3 weeks

Having declared a 'Jock Hard' (usually referred to as a "J'Hard") against the soft southern infidels, the SNP now plans to establish a Caledoniphate. They have already banned music, replacing it...

Was it me, or did the site keep falling over? 9 Al OPecia 3 weeks
Brian Blessed pulls out of King Lear 1 Not Amused 3 weeks

I am sure I shouldn't laugh but I did.. can we nominate the BBC for a ticker (just to clarify, I'm not laughing because of his illness of course ! )...

Relatives of yours, Kevin? 0 Titus 4 weeks

https://www.dropbox.com/s/m2y3fj1f1fl08cc/Dance%20of%20the%20Cygnets.mp4?dl=0...

There has to be some mileage in the "Churches oppose three-person baby plan" 0 Al OPecia 4 weeks

story - "Churches turn backs on Son and Holy Ghost"? Any offers? And I see that the BBC has posted a story "[i]Brian Blessed pulls out of King Lear on doctor's orders[/i]" I'm not sure it needs any...

The Empty Chair Party - policies please 1 deceangli 4 weeks

Here's mine to start us off : 1. You can't be selected as an MP in the Empty Chair Party unless you've worked for at least 10 years in a real job. Examples of unreal jobs include intern, consultant,...

Vegetarian advice please - 2 56 Dick Everyman 1 month

I've invited some friends to dinner on Friday night. Two of them are vegetarians, (one is a vegan actually) so looking for a few tips to make sure I don't f**k up. Your help would be appreciated...