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0 IT Department 17.04.18 7:55pm
IT Department
Rongrum again. So.... this £50m funding for a new party - will it fly? - 2

Apparently backers have put money up for a new centre party, though not planning to do much in terms of trying to poach MPs from other parties until nearer the next election. I've seen it described...

50 cinquecento 17.04.18 4:53pm
Ironduke
Global warming slowing down, what ? are you sure ? Arrghgarry was right ? - 2

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1333225/Global-warming-slowing-sa I am sure you pricks that were spouting off ,will even deny this ...

46 arrghgarry 14.04.18 7:16am
Wrenfoe
We've been predicting this for over 20 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-43713719]Reality[/url] [url=https://www.nature.com/articles/42224]Prediction[/url] An the onslaught from the Deniers continues ...

3 Al OPecia 13.04.18 8:43am
Oxbridge
Best Facebook sub

Just came across this very prescient piece from 2009 while browsing the archives. http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/07/28/facebook-admits-hidden-%E2%80%98can-we-eat-your-children%E2%80%99-checkbox/...

0 sydalg 12.04.18 12:08am
sydalg
Am I notified in some way if my piece of writing is published on the front page? 16 The Raff 10.04.18 10:04pm
Intellect
Is there a need for religion in the 21st Century or is the future agnosticism?

Thoughts please...

24 Dick Everyman 10.04.18 9:03pm
Filosoof
Nice to see there's a preservation order on spam

Future generations will look upon it the way we regard the Easter Island statues"WTF is that all about?"...

0 sydalg 10.04.18 6:35pm
sydalg
Kevin Love backdoor cut for a routine

The Warriors have been making mincemeat out of their opponents this postseason, and they got some unexpected great news Wednesday when they learned head coach Steve Kerr will make the...

0 mmogo 10.04.18 2:17am
mmogo
Some new information concerning new Invention

Weekend started, things happened. Players killed bosses, bosses killed people, dungeons were cleared, players’ hopes and dreams were destroyed. Despite the doom and gloom of unsuccessful attempts...

0 mmogo 10.04.18 2:15am
mmogo
FP correction please

Could the duty editor correct the credit on FP article today please., I paid Sydalg the going rate for the piece inclusive of writing credit and any future kickbacks from Tate and Lyle., Thank you...

0 DavidH 09.04.18 12:45pm
DavidH
To the wonderful editor(s)

Thank you for using my piece for today FP., Entirely my fault, but would you be able to edit three mistake that I made? 1st paragraph, posturing and seemingly, and the third paragraph, translated? I...

1 James Pluside 08.04.18 8:45am
James Pluside
Dawkins' Books

[Temporary new, short thread to avoid disrupting the flow of the excellent current 'Is there a need for religion' thread] To my shame, have never actually read any of Dawkins' books although of...

5 Titus 07.04.18 8:01pm
throngsman
Man Win The Nobel Prize For Photoshopping

"[i]But there isn't a Nobel prize for Photoshopping[/i]." "There wan't. But there is now. I know there is, because I've seen a picture of it."...

4 Titus 06.04.18 9:27pm
Titus
Wrong room....

Thanks, Titus!...

0 dominic_mcg 06.04.18 2:02pm
dominic_mcg
Truebiscuit: A headline we would be proud of

[url=https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-sergei-skripal-cat-death-guinea-pigs-nerve-agent-attack-salisbury-house-a8291571.html]From the independent[/url]...

1 Not Amused 06.04.18 1:34pm
riesler
Straw Man Definition

Straw Man - an intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat than an opponent's real argument. The person who points out a straw man argument is [i]not[/i]...

10 Benvoleo 06.04.18 11:14am
deceangli
Police male voice choir goes against equal opportunities policies.

Seriously! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-43646802...

5 dominic_mcg 06.04.18 9:46am
Scroat
Fallout from the Salisbury affair - 23

1 - I think it shows more strongly than anything the value of international unity, at a time when the government is doing all it can to tear the EU apart. 2 - Jeremy Corbyn could not have come up...

64 Scroat 05.04.18 3:41pm
beau-jolly
Non-Existent WotM Mugs To Be Not Made In EU Instead Of Not Made In UK

And if I ever win one, I shall of course demand a [i]blue[/i] one ...

12 Titus 05.04.18 2:48pm
deceangli
March WOTM competition - 2

It’s my great pleasure and my honour to welcome you all to the March WOTM award show, presented as always by the fabulous Throngsman. Let’s hear it for Throngsman. Over to you, TM...

38 Highly Paid Celebrity 03.04.18 2:33pm
Lucy van Pelt
Funds For The NHS

[Boring serious post alert. Avert your gaze NOW.] If we seriously want a better NHS then, as well as (perhaps) a bit of reorganising / re-prioritsation, it needs more money. Rather than Corbynite...

27 Titus 03.04.18 2:02pm
beau-jolly
In Latest Smear Campaign, Corbyn Denies Telling Titus To Fuck Off

And Titus points out that he is not, and never has been, Jewish. Not even just a little bit. Not even just occasionally ...

2 Titus 03.04.18 1:20pm
Titus
Happy birthday John O'Farrell!

Happy birthday! :)...

7 dominic_mcg 03.04.18 12:24pm
editor
Awards Ceremony Chaos As Tech Guy Says 'Sorry Titus I Opened The Wrong Envelope'

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=121000 "Satirical Spoof News Website Files For Bankruptcy After Wronged Writer-Of-The-Month Competitor Successfully Sues For £sqiuillions On Account Of...

0 Titus 01.04.18 6:18pm
Titus
Cheating NewsBiscuit Contributor Breaks Down In Tears

At a packed news conference this afternoon, an elderly, long-standing contributor to the normally reliable, authoritative, and highly-respected news website NewsBiscuit broke down and confessed to...

4 Titus 01.04.18 1:35pm
Titus
sorry, WR. ... OK, expelled diplomats - what do they actually do?

hang around in the FCO at taxpayer expense watching Youtube? retrain as plumbers?...

2 cinquecento 01.04.18 12:12pm
Not Amused
Boxing nuns take Poland by storm,

Spotted this in the Catholic Herald. I get it for the sudoku. I think it might be time to hang up my Newsbiscuit gloves...

17 dominic_mcg 31.03.18 1:46pm
Arthur
What I Do While I'm On The Bog Having A Dump

Don't blame me for this; it's apepper's fault, he started it. And since you ask: read [i]The Beano[/i]. Or [i]The Oldie[/i]. Or a car magazine. Rarely the Harpic tin...

2 Titus 30.03.18 11:41am
Analyst
Has that nice Mr McDonnell come up with a final solution?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/mar/29/john-mcdonnell-says-labour-antisemitism-will-now-be-eradicated...

4 riesler 29.03.18 8:36pm
Crayon