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Hot news! Head of advocacy at CEFIC is a fan 1 Oxbridge 2 weeks

Today I sat through a presentation by the head of advocacy for CEFIC, the European Chemical Industry Association, on the implications of a Brexit. Well, I can't have that hour of my life back but...

TrueBiscuit: Feeling drowsy at work ? 7 Sinnick 2 weeks

Probably not a good idea in N Korea - the Defence Chief appears to have been executed by anti-aircraft gun, presumably while not in an aircraft. Still, live by the anti-aircraft gun, die by the...

Hey, JO'F, this is what electoral success looks like... 20 Oxbridge 2 weeks

https://www.herefordshire.gov.uk/media/921224/ledbury_west.pdf...

How long will the blame go on? 15 Dick Everyman 2 weeks

Just a quick thought. If things start going tit's up over the economy in the coming years will Gordon Brown still have to take the rap? Or will they blame the Americans for the interest levied on the...

Wonder what cabinet seat Boris will get? - 2 34 Ironduke 2 weeks

Got to be one of the biggies, he won't be happy with defence. If Cameron wants to slip him a trickier slot he'll get the Foreign Office. If Cameron wants him really onside then he'll shunt Theresa...

TWATS OF THE WEEK - 2 30 Scroat 2 weeks

The entire fucking electorate. No contest...

EdStone on Ebay 1 Kevin the Swan 2 weeks

Check out the Q&A [url=http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/351394293299?euid=b23d1b40c4b04ea5ad53fbb77e2ed662&cp=1]One big ornamental lump - no longer needed[/url]...

One year from now.... - 234 117 throngsman 2 weeks

It's interesting to speculate what the political landscape will look like this time next year -gives everyone a chance to work on the gags at least. Here's my view, some predictable (and already...

I'm not really one for obvious UKIP humour (get over it)... BUT... 3 Adrian Bamforth 2 weeks

on the ITV News today, Winston Churchill's grandaughter was tracing his footsteps, standing on the balcony where he made his VE Day speech. At the very moment she says "just imagine what life would...

Milliband, Clegg and Farage to host Top Gear. 2 ionb 2 weeks
The experts are asking..'who could have predicted the outcome of this election' 3 Gerontius 2 weeks

Er.that would be most of the people commenting here on Newsbiscuit., That's who., NB contributors called it as accurately as any professional pollster or 'expert anal-ist', Several predicted it...

Food Banks celebrate Conservative victory 3 Ivan_Edwards 2 weeks

The owners of Britain’s biggest chains of food banks have toasted David Cameron’s win in the general election, saying they “look forward to continued growth and prosperity” for their...

FOR SALE 3 ianslat 2 weeks

Eight foot slab of concrete with vague utterances carved on it. One careful owner. Good condition – barely used. Contact E Miliband...

"But you're missing the real story Jeremy!" - A General Election Thread - 2 32 andyiong 2 weeks

Okay, obviously this is tomorrow, so I thought we ought to have a new thread for predictions, rows and funny bits of coverage. For anyone who hasn't been watching, lots of polls have been tied and...

New Word For Endless General Election Discussions: 'Pollocks' 0 Titus 2 weeks
we need a humdinger FP for election day 8 nickb 2 weeks

.just saying...

Is it just me or are vote Tory ads popping up on this site? 13 Oxbridge 2 weeks
Sotheby's To Auction 'Rare, Possibly Unique' WOM Mug with £2M reserve 5 Titus 2 weeks

"They ain't making these any more ...

Lack of Internet Savvy 0 Titus 2 weeks

I wonder if Miliband's 'election cenotaph' would have been mocked less if his party backroom boys had been a bit more streetwise and written it in txt spk 4 the masses, rather than entirely in SHOUTY...

Tories to Rebuild Hadrian's Wall 2 Rieslingnut 3 weeks

In a last-minute major policy shift David Cameron has announced the scrapping of HS2 in favour of what he hopes will prove to be a more popular major infrastructure project., “Having looked at the...

Meanwhile, across the Channel... 0 Dick Everyman 3 weeks

[url=http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/05/front-national-family-feud-goes-nuclear-as-jean-marie-le-pen-disowns-marine]A real Game of Thrones[/url]...

eddie mair asks ex probationer Plaid Cymry leader ..... 0 Robert Koch 3 weeks

.what her past job brings to her role as party leader.., Presumably he wanted her to say that she knew how to deal with liars and thieves...

Fun with election typos 1 andyiong 3 weeks

Elementary proof reading error gives new meaning to the words 'propped up'.http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEKLGtEWMAAkJy1.jpg...

HR update 8 Iroquois Pliskin 3 weeks

Come on guys and girls, I don't want to be pushy but we're still in a situation where NOBODY has signed Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi's Get Well Soon card. When Jenny was off with mentalism for 2 days last...

New royal baby's name: suggestions on a postcard please - but hurry! 13 Titus 3 weeks

How 'bout "Primrose Madonna Myra Barbie only-three-miles-away-Rebecca Margaret Yoko Cherie Diana Windsor"? Has a certain ring to it, I think...

It's been a long time since... - 2 32 blacklesbian 3 weeks

We had former contributors constantly popping up to tell us how shit we were these days. Where have they all gone? Anyway, I would just like to say you are all shit and things were much funnier in...

Royal baby TrueBiscuit 3 Oxbridge 3 weeks

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newsroyalbaby/royal-baby-girl-russian-newspaper-claims-the-princess-must-have-been-born-days-earlier/ar-BBj8Hjx?ocid=mailsignoutmd...

Did we miss a story? 1 Scroat 3 weeks

The same week someone postulated that people with bad backs were basically closer related to our Neanderthal forebears - or something - Nigel has a bad back. Did we pick up on this?...

What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - 23252627 787 The All New Jeni B 3 weeks

Surely someone's got Prince Philip as a dead cert?...

Election Mash Up 14 Wrenfoe 3 weeks

Given that no one party will have an outright majority, IF you could pick and choose politicians/policies from the main parties what combo would you come up with? (e.g. anti-trident with anti-Europe?...