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A suicide bomber is for Christmas, not for life

wrong door again other room...

8 brownpaperreporter 14.12.10 1:54pm
rikkor
One-Nut Reg on University Challenge

There were 3 bonuses on offer for the answers copper, roentgenium and silver yesterday. Gold seemed to have gone missing...

1 Des Custard 14.12.10 9:36am
Stan
Wot no spam today ?

Well done, admin, seems like you've fixed it at the weekend. Take as many stars as you like...

10 Sinnick 14.12.10 8:20am
Zadok the second
Man and daughter walk into a bar

Am in London on Sat/Sun the 18/19 Dec to see sex god Mick Hucknall at the O2. I arrive in Euston Sat at noon-ish and leave on Sunday at 5-ish. Am staying at Ramada near O2 so need to knock-off...

10 antharrison 14.12.10 1:04am
IABP
Big Society opt-out form

It is with great pleasure that I attached a copy of our [url=http://files.scan2dispense.com/optout.pdf]Big Society opt-out form[/url]. I must apologise for the delay in publishing this form; an...

0 Mateus109 13.12.10 11:10pm
Mateus109
EricPickles.org

I notice EricPickles.org is littered with rather untrustworthy adverts. So what, surely this has nothing to do with [i]the[/i] Eric Pickles, or could it? Registrant ID:10686859432940, Registrant...

0 Mateus109 13.12.10 11:00pm
Mateus109
Any aspiring sitcom writer type Biscuits out there?

If you think you might be then [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/opportunity/laughing_stock_2011.shtml]go here[/url] and submit amazing things...

0 shitsu_tonka 13.12.10 9:21pm
shitsu_tonka
Loadsa Newbies Today - What's Going On? 9 De-scribe 13.12.10 11:36am
Bismarck
America's Jesus Door beats the living crap out of...

your former Holy Thorn Tree, which was reportedly anywhere from 15 to 2,000 years old. Pictures don't lie. Eat our dust, John Bull....

18 rikkor 13.12.10 11:25am
4ty2
Is there some nasty person on the board that does not like it if you have a go

at David Cameron...

16 Malcum eggs 13.12.10 7:26am
Malcum eggs
Vy. sad about Julian Assange.

Your government is toadying to the US by imprisoning someone because two women in Sweden are upset that he didn't call them the next morning?...

21 rikkor 12.12.10 11:37am
Hunter F. Thompson
Well done dogwheels

Fine FP on Climate Change jollies. Sums it up well...

0 Sinnick 12.12.10 9:44am
Sinnick
Just a thought: What if we get the world cup but then don't win the tournament.

How embarrassing would that be...

5 MADJEZ 11.12.10 11:18am
ronseal
Is anyone else's Chat Room displaying wrong?

Some of it goes off to the right side. Probably collateral damage in the spam war...

19 rikkor 10.12.10 3:59pm
Zadok the second
The "kidnapped horse" ticker is priceless. 2 rikkor 10.12.10 3:37pm
IABP
Can't wait for Taiwanese "Students Bash Royals" cartoon.

I just can't...

0 rikkor 10.12.10 3:21pm
rikkor
Cats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9LqRl7tqf4 btw, does anyone know how to get vomit off a keyboard ?...

1 Sinnick 10.12.10 2:59pm
IABP
Where is the child abuse facebook profile picture sub ?

Can't find it on the FP?...

3 Dumbnews 10.12.10 2:11pm
rikkor
Nice Christmas Choir 1 IABP 09.12.10 3:14pm
De-scribe
Did she say this just before she got her kit off...again?

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/mirren-blasts-hollywood-for-penis-worship-2155107.html...

3 riesler 09.12.10 2:32pm
riesler
Light petrol bomb

Throw said bomb, keep head down and run away, [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11942814] Mind the lamppost[/url], CCTV footage, not best quality...

1 Mr.3374 09.12.10 11:05am
IABP
Cherie Blair lookalike

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/12/08/gal_faces_christina-aguilera.jpg...

0 Malcum eggs 09.12.10 9:59am
Malcum eggs
Cliche work out of the FP top drawer this morning

Kudos De-scribe - never before in the congested midfield of cliches have so many been packed into so few sentences. The lad done good...

4 MC One R 08.12.10 2:45pm
MC One R
Assange threatens to kiss and tell on thousands of Heads of State

Assange has threatened to reveal a thousand-strong string of sexual offences he has committed over decades with hundreds senior diplomats and Heads of State. A Press Release from the incarcerated...

1 Alixir 08.12.10 12:20pm
allmyownstunts
Question for The Umpire

Should we be in 7th heaven alreadyor keep our powder dry for a bit?, If it sounds like it's too good to be trueit usually is...

14 Gerontius 07.12.10 6:56pm
rickwestwell
Ever seen an embarrassed pet ?

A friend of mine put a (human) thermal vest on her dog last week. If a dog could look embarrassed, this one did. I managed to withhold the tears of laughter until later. Any more stories ?...

8 Sinnick 07.12.10 6:46pm
Doylem
Faintly Worrying

Well, it looks like there's a new definition of lying, according to the Press Complaints Commission. [url=http://primlystable.blogspot.com/2010/12/pcc-says-its-ok-to-lie.html]Richard Littlejohn "was...

8 Zadok the second 07.12.10 2:24pm
bonjonelson
Brilliant job Red!

I love your book cover for Homeless People Don't get fat. M T Bedd indeed!...

3 ronseal 07.12.10 11:35am
Sinnick
Stories of the year?

Hey Ed In previous years we have been able to vote for the best stories. Is there any chance of doing this again maybe for FP, NIB and one-liners? Cheers...

4 antharrison 07.12.10 11:34am
ianslat
Aitch 2 Phlegm 07.12.10 10:41am
Phlegm