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| Old Dentist FP & Stupid Robots Just browsing through some archives while eating my lunch, and this nearly resulted in it ending up all over my laptop:... |
3 | Vertically Challenged Giant | 28.11.11 5:49pm The All New Jeni B |
| Attention Writers in Scotland... Free money available http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/opportunity/writers_projects_2011.shtml... |
3 | editor | 28.11.11 5:31pm The All New Jeni B |
| Dear Predatory spammer [eye wateringly funny letter, which pierces the presumptuous ego, of even the most reptilian spammer, goes here.] Best wishes,, Me Can't remember what I was going to say now... |
0 | Username | 28.11.11 6:11am Username |
| outstanding artwork, Red! Amazing stuff, and you've done two of them! Love the fat orangutang. Looks a lot like me, in fairness... |
7 | 27.11.11 1:25pm ianslat |
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| Liked the 'Lord Gaga' NiB But I reckon this one by ronseal was first, and imho, better:, [url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24361#post-66177]I don't think my wife IS better known than me, retorts Lord Gaga[/url]... |
0 | rickwestwell | 26.11.11 11:07pm rickwestwell |
| FAO: GB SQUIRREL LICKING SQUAD... Please see what we're up against for next year., This is serious stuff, and I don't know if the GB Squirrel Lickers are up to speed. Squirrel Wars, www.youtube.com... |
10 | The All New Jeni B | 25.11.11 10:58pm The All New Jeni B |
| Real life overtakes News Biscuit , with Willy headline The latest entry from retaW consists of a series entitled WILLY*, and with a scent combining a sweet and bitter chocolate with fresh mint it is not hard to see where the name is derived... |
1 | Greysetter | 25.11.11 8:55pm greg various |
| Love the front page, today.... But despite the cogent basis for satire, I have to admit that the picture makes me feel Christmassy and makes me want to buy shit... |
3 | SingingHinny | 25.11.11 3:29pm SingingHinny |
| Braille in pointless places I'm vaguely aware that Braille is some sort of special writing that helps deaf people read or something, but I'm a bit baffled by where it turns up. I've just seen it on the numbers on a vending... |
16 | Vertically Challenged Giant | 25.11.11 8:40am Username |
| Well done Immunis - Great FP | 8 | Al OPecia | 25.11.11 12:11am Vertically Challenged Giant |
| Brilliant name!! Here's a local news story, about some very brave police officers who helped disarm a knife-wielding attacker. Now read the names of the officers, and tell me whether you read the first officer's... |
2 | The All New Jeni B | 24.11.11 4:08pm Son of Barnabas |
| Must be a sub in this for fuck's sake Mr Justice Bean http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15816761... |
8 | Scroat | 24.11.11 3:18am Username |
| NEVER look at your old backup CDs I just found an old backup CD of mine dated 3rd June 2000, and on it is a word file containing notes for a screenplay I was trying to write (dated 15th September 1999) One of these notes simply... |
11 | bonjonelson | 24.11.11 12:14am FlashArry |
| Sign of the times http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z38/dcoxell/303762_10150313765828303_9171233302_8287273_1708360573_n.jpg... |
1 | Scroat | 23.11.11 12:59pm |
| It has amazed me the amount of stick that "technocrats" are getting.. ..at the moment, due to the suggestion that they might run some economies. Since a technocrat is someone who is expert in an area and bases their decisions on evidence why is it preferable to have... |
16 | Al OPecia | 22.11.11 9:48pm riesler |
| Hugh Grant at Leveson enquiry Turned on TV BBC 24, to watch over the ham sandwich lunch, and found HG's evidence absolutely compelling and even had to abandon plans to dig the garden; which you may well imagine was a severe blow.... |
6 | dvo4fun | 22.11.11 9:23pm Ironduke |
| Spanish fisherman denies he castanet Spanish fisherman denies he castanet... |
0 | woody | 22.11.11 9:05pm woody |
| Wonderful letter in today's Metro From someone who revealed that they keep the Metro newspaper for one year, and then leave the outdated copies on public transport in order to baffle and confuse... |
3 | fernandomando | 22.11.11 5:16pm SingingHinny |
| Darkbill. Killer FP. | 0 | Scroat | 19.11.11 11:29pm Scroat |
| How to resign Dear Auntie News Biscuit, I've quit my job. Though I've done it verbally I now have to write a formal letter of resignation which is something I've never done before. I was wondering if you could... |
20 | shitsu_tonka | 19.11.11 5:13pm dvo4fun |
| This is fun In Google, type in Google gravity and click I'm feeling lucky Similarly Google sphere... |
1 | Scroat | 17.11.11 6:09pm andhrimnir |
| How long were you reading NB before you plucked up the courage to register and start posting? I was just pointing out on the writers room that having been reading NB for a few years i know comedy names don't go down well. It reminded me that I started coming here having read... |
22 | button | 17.11.11 11:57am charlies_hat |
| Burlesconni to Replace Blatter in FIFA Top Job Burlesconni to Replace Blatter in FIFA Top Job... |
0 | No Beard | 17.11.11 8:10am No Beard |
| Newsbiscuit In Real Life [quote]MOSCOW — Four days after reminding distinguished visitors to Moscow — over dinner — that Russia can destroy the U.S. in half an hour or less, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin was named the... |
6 | Textbook | 17.11.11 7:55am Al OPecia |
| Like the JD FP Golgo But let's not forget those upbeat JD tacks like "Interzone", "Novelty" or "No love lost". I'm always first on the dance floor to those, usually alone... |
0 | Quaz | 17.11.11 12:35am Quaz |
| Nigel gets very angry (ballistic) in Strasbourg [url=http://t.co/utEibLi0]http://t.co/utEibLi0[/url]... |
5 | vertical | 16.11.11 9:50pm riesler |
| i before e except after Iron Maiden ...... tsk, tsk, tsk... |
1 | FlashArry | 16.11.11 4:14pm bonjonelson |
| Radio 4 played 'God Save the Queen' this morning, for Charles' birthday Are they trying to wind him up? That's the last thing he wants to hear, as he wakes up one year older... |
19 | 16.11.11 9:45am Zadok the second |
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| Do you have a catalogue of potential stories? I ask this because I have a bunch of ideas for stories that I should both polish properly before posting rather than praying for inspiration as my fingers mash keyboard within the site editor, and... |
9 | Immunis | 15.11.11 7:33pm seymour totti |
| Great article on near-constant Biscuit debate. Stewart Lee speaks his brains on comedy, bravery and offensiveness and, in my opinion, speaks them well.... |
10 | shitsu_tonka | 15.11.11 2:11pm The All New Jeni B |
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