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"Zsa Zsa Gabor Hospitalized After Learning Elizabeth Taylor is Dead"

Actual headline. It has nothing to do with Zsa Zsa being 108 years old and only having one leg...

1 rikkor 24.03.11 8:43am
FormerlyAlOPecia
SCROAT JUST CALLED ME "TWAT OF THE WEEK". MODERATOR!

He's being beastly for no good reason...

1 23.03.11 8:37pm
rikkor
Anyone know what the racist crime was all about?

If it was anti-Canadian, I'm all for it...

9 rikkor 23.03.11 7:00pm
Liz Taylor's last words were Chinese dentist joke.

Sad, but true...

9 rikkor 23.03.11 5:27pm
Racism on NB - Moderators PLEASE

Can someone do something about it please? I don't think it's acceptable to allow posts such as http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22818 to remain on the site...

24 bonjonelson 23.03.11 2:12pm
Anti-racisim on NB - Moderators PLEASE

It's political correctness gone mad ;o)...

1 Scroat 22.03.11 10:41pm
rikkor
Another little gem FP...

And another palpable hit, Mr O. Congrats! Enhanced by sympathetic PSing from red. Shine on you crazy diamonds...

1 pinxit 22.03.11 10:47am
The Paper Ostrich
Interesting titles for Country and Western songs got any? preferably made up

The only woman that would fuck me just got up and died, oh Lord Do I have to take it in the Ass again tonight...

15 markmypaper 22.03.11 9:17am
Oxbridge
Wonderful "Old Lady who swallowed a horse" archive today

I'd forgotten how beautifully written it was. Just tracked the original down on the other place's archive, and it's a great editing job. The guy who wrote it did a few other gems, like "Teddy...

4 rickwestwell 21.03.11 9:35pm
rickwestwell
NewsBiscuit in the Irish Times

Not sure if anyone's mentioned this already, but Godot for Wii prompted a piece in the Irish Times, the Irish newspaper of record(after the Southern Star incorporating the Skibbereen Eagle,...

1 nealdoran 21.03.11 4:52pm
The Paper Ostrich
Hague quote - "Britain remained the world's fourth biggest military power"

"despite planned defence cuts." Has he been smoking crack? I think we'd all agree that USA, Russia and China are bigger military powers than the UK. But check out this:...

29 bonjonelson 21.03.11 4:35pm
saltire
"A Very English Enterprise"

Click there -> (here); no, not <- there you fool, -> [url=http://www.thecomet.net/news/pcso_jailed_for_laundering_cash_from_wife_s_brothel_1_836151](here)[/url] <- for link...

0 wallster 21.03.11 1:01pm
wallster
One for Rick

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z38/dcoxell/img145.jpg...

2 Scroat 21.03.11 12:45pm
Golgo13
Lumberjack gets six months’ sick pay

he claims he’s simply “not felling very well”...

0 Screenie 21.03.11 9:34am
Screenie
Interesting read

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12775389]Why people joke about tragedy[/url]...

7 brownpaperreporter 19.03.11 10:49pm
be reasonable
Excellent comic relief front page

perfect satire on the miserable people whingeing and not supporting Comic Relief. I was despairing to see so many subs just having a niggle at the event, but this content is similar to some of the...

1 Ironduke 19.03.11 7:35pm
jp1885
Does anybody know if . . .

it is still possible to get copies of Spike Milligan's Q series? I watched that tribute show recorded at the Guildhall in 2002 last week on the box and thought what a shame that I never see those...

4 theumpire 19.03.11 6:52pm
be reasonable
Just had to share this.

I've barely begun to look through [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage]this[/url] but it's already proving to be a cornucopia of goldmines...

1 the coarse whisperer 18.03.11 11:14pm
rikkor
Berlusconi FP

Made me snork into my Cocoa Pops. Excellent work throughout Mr Ostrich! And inspired illo with Mick Angelo's fickle finger echoing that of the demi sex-god. Top FP!...

2 pinxit 18.03.11 3:42pm
Des Custard
Anyone here capable of remaining erect for five minutes?

If so, you might be interested in this, a competition from BBC Radio 2 to find new talent in standing up. http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/comedy/new-comedy-award-2011/about/ Apparently to prove that...

4 nealdoran 18.03.11 8:41am
nealdoran
It's 9:30 AM, I'm puking drunk and ready to knock someone's teeth in.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day everyone...

3 rikkor 18.03.11 3:20am
ronseal
Law student's case destroyed in drive-y mooting. 0 Ian Searle 16.03.11 7:48pm
Ian Searle
Dear The Editor

I feel I must complain in the strongest terms about the content of today's front page. Not only are we subjected to a gratuitous image of James Nesbitt, but it seems we must sit by while two people,...

3 wallster 16.03.11 3:33pm
Scroat
NB- End anonymous tagging now

I've been called a cunt via tag, a number of other have too. Now there are insulting tags pertaining to the Tsunami. I cannot see any good reason to persist with anonymous tagging and I strongly...

7 Ironduke 16.03.11 3:07pm
Zadok the second
Form a queue for these splendid mugs

..isn't she marrying the other one? Did I miss something?, http://www.guandongenterprisesltd.com/ Well worth 9.99...

2 beau-jolly 16.03.11 1:37pm
bonjonelson
Like the Daily Mail NIB today

The Tsunami could work both ways on house price headlines. Devastating house prices one day, but with the shortage of housing stock they'd go right up the next...

5 ronseal 16.03.11 12:48pm
The Paper Ostrich
Wrong place 0 bonjonelson 16.03.11 11:38am
bonjonelson
Bad day for good news

The controversial leading story almost made me miss my very first(I think) NIB. Can you seasoned writers tell me whether I should be pleased that the idea was taken up or dissapointed that it ended...

2 beau-jolly 16.03.11 9:38am
The Paper Ostrich
re: Tesco Computers for Schools publicity scheme

You know that Tesco Computers for Schools scheme, where Tesco makes a big deal about donating a PC to a school for every million quid it took at the tills? er, isn't that what taxes are for? If...

1 ronseal 16.03.11 12:45am
MADJEZ
Japanese people agree: aftershocks and radiation sickness = comedy gold.

The grieving, homeless, radiation sick people of Japan agreed today that they find nothing funnier than their present plight. They fully appreciate the attempts to make light of their situation. To...

0 rikkor 15.03.11 11:16pm
rikkor