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Anyone but that miserable Scottish bastard 2 arrghgarry 4 years

When the England team was asked who would they like to see win Wimbledon they replied anyone but ,then it dawned on them that a British tennis player had as much chance of winning as they did .,...
How`s my mauling 0 arrghgarry 4 years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1288111/Grizzly-bear-kills-72-year-old-walker.html...
America Slovenia game refeeree comes clean 4 arrghgarry 4 years

and admits he is the last descendant of Kunta Kinte...
Pedantic point about the mechanics of submitting subs 9 PluckyMunky 4 years

The error message contains a split infinitive: "You need to actually submit some content!" This is such a worry...
For the purist, perhaps... 0 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgKDKyl-EKE...
Never Laid: Mullah Tallulla' s New Musical. 2 afternoonslow 4 years

Mullah Tallulla, the Leading Radical Muslim Luvvy and Fundamentalist Impresario is to bring his new Show to the West End. Never Laid, The Musical Synopsis, Mostly self-written, the show...
Give a man fish and bread he will make a filet O fish however teach 2 arrghgarry 4 years

that man how to fish and you will feed him for life ,if he then gets a boat, he will knock fishing in the head and start hijacking ships ,which is the true message that Jesus wants to send...
$50,000 reward for anyone who can find a scottish 0 arrghgarry 4 years

person that thinks there is a possibility that England can win the world cup (football)., also that will cover any person .(that does not reside in a mental institution,or should be in one...
You don't hear this, that often... 0 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgBbmuD_LQw&feature=related...
NEAT O-Bama FP Stan 1 Des Custard 4 years

Right on target...
Westwellian Cheshire Cheese 13 fernandomando 4 years

I have been stuck away from Fleet Street these past couple of weeks, but the pub is Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese. It has a number of bars. Unsure which one to meet up in, but I can offer the following...
This made me laugh 1 andhrimnir 4 years

[url=http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100618/tod-monkey-phobia-woman-savaged-by-macaq-870a197.html]I told you so[/url]...
You couldn't make it up 1 gregle 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/europe/10333211.stm The best part is the high speed bulldozer chase...
Bees - 2 40 MrChigleysAunt 4 years

I drove home this evening behind a little Nissan Micra with a large sign in the back saying "Caution, Bees in Transit". I don't know why, but that appealed to me greatly. Just thought I'd mention...
Red is da man! 3 QorbeQ 4 years

And Mary is da .. large stomached .. woman .. errm. Obviously was going to hit FP with all that Wimbledon goodness, and the vuvuzela pic is sublime!...
Rude Britanian just an excuse to look at smut? 1 Dun Dunkin 4 years

the Nation's favourite sketch Four Candles has no smut so must be a failure then?...
What is your most boring memory? 29 PluckyMunky 4 years

Mine, I think, was a visit to the London Planetarium, as a child...
TrueBiscuit - Puppy throwing...the new puffin twatting? 3 riesler 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10333211.stm...
I have a three year old son who can barely scribble 2 fun and games 4 years

so imagine my surprise when yesterday I received documentation from the local authority about the Childcare Sufficiency Assessment, which "extends to consulting with children about their experience...
Sod it! 0 Stan 4 years

Just posted a sub accidentally on the chat room. Could edit it, but not delete hence this ramble. Sorry...
Do Liverpudlians write the banners at the BEEB? 1 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

LATEST:Former England international Andy Ripley has died following a long battle with prostrate cancer Texto: I kid thee not. When it's ailing and failing, the prostate, Will certainly make a man...
What a bugger. I've just been told I've got a frozen shoulder 4 PluckyMunky 4 years

Following breaking the bastard a few months ago. Encouragingly, the doc said it would take 3 years to heal. V. Painful. Its a good thing I never complain I 'spose a boiling shoulder might be worse,...
It's a bit quiet in here - I mean I know Argentina v South Korea is on but... 4 Oxbridge 4 years

[echo echo echo]...
*** NEAT O RESULT *** 1 QorbeQ 4 years

Following no-end of coin flipping where the result wasn't to my liking, I actually read through this week's entries. Despite a great 'runner-up' in Mr Hack's Whitehaven/Kennedy crossover I've...
What you talkin 'bout Willis 2 fun and games 4 years

Lovely work Wallster, with some great gags. Love the thought of Martin Sheen edging out Shaun Wright Philips for the part...
Advice sought 16 PluckyMunky 4 years

Me and Mrs Munky are pleased to have obtained 2 tickets for the Paul McCartney concert at the Millenium Stadium. I have to admit that we haven't been to a rock-style-happening for some years. The...
Anyone read The Weekly Poem? 5 Doctor Moptop 4 years

Great offering from Bill this week on the subject of Vuvuzelas (a subject close to many hearts). http://www.theweeklypoem.com/previous_weeks.php?key_id=279...
Has anybody else noticed that buzzing noise on with the football 3 edward hack 4 years

Or is it just me...
So, how do you say it? 0 Mr.3374 4 years

Vu VUzela, or vuvu ZELa?, Or do you just mute the sound and ignore it?...
Fucking brilliant FP, Des. 12 MightyBlair 4 years