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Fine 'Torch bearing mob' FP Stoopy 3 Des Custard 4 years

Topical, funny, clever. Good stuff...
TWAT OF THE WEEK 6 Scroat 4 years

I'm out tomorrow, hence posting this now. Suggestions welcome...
moved 1 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

posted on the other thread...
NEAT-O (Stump) Result 4 theumpire 4 years

Thanks to you all for your entries. You have confirmed my feelings that there are some macabre people out there. Simon – your mnemonics gave me a smile or two – but although a cricket stump...
Went to the recording of radio 4 sketch show last night 3 ronseal 4 years

The producer of Recorded for Training Purposes (a radio 4 sketch show) emailed to say my sketch was in the running to be used. Of course, it wasn't. So getting off work and schlepping up into...
My ass hurts! 13 rikkor 4 years

Not really. Just hoping to start a string of three thousand pointless back-and-forth pleasantries...
My diflucan order all effed up. 3 rikkor 4 years

I ordered the super-saver package for US$769. When it was delivered, no diflucan! all I got was 3 kilos of hospital-grade cocaine. What's up, Newsbiscuit?...
Drop-down list on the Tags page 0 theumpire 4 years

Bottom left of the Tags page is a drop-down list - choice of Newsbiscuit, Chat or Writers' Room. This looks useful, but doesn't actually take you anywhere. If this is site under construction, where...
Is NB getting spammed? 7 malgor 4 years

WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN? SPAM?* Those items are not in the Chat Room or in the Writers' Room. Only accessible by clicking the 'NEWSBISCUIT' link located after FORUM >> at the top of the page?...
Female porn director to be Lib Dem candidate for Gravesham 1 riesler 4 years

She is a banker really but thought it would offend people http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/8563214.stm...
My Goodness, not many votes being cast 5 ramblesid 4 years

Are they rationed or are we being charged for them?, Always beats me how some folk take the time to leave a comment but can't be bothered to give it a mark...
Re today's FP ; To medal or not to medal ? 8 saltire 4 years

Well done Adrian. Good FP but for that f****** 'verb'...
Psychic show cancelled due to unforseen circumstances 0 virtuallywill 4 years

http://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/news/Spooky-won-t-materialise/article-1905983-detail/article.html...
What happened to the Forum and the blue box... 2 rikkor 4 years

and all the bad misuse of apostrophes? I feel all lost...
Another crank comment: Top 10 Subs missing (isn't it?) 2 rikkor 4 years

Much more difficult to sort through all the dross when seeking gold...
Happy Birthday... 11 wallster 4 years

You old scroat...
I still can't get used to this new place... 16 Nick McCarr 4 years

so I haven't posted a thing (well one) since the 'change'. I feel like I've wandered into my favourite boozer, The Kings Head or the like, and find that the comfy chairs are gone, replaced with...
Radio 2 Comedy 2 Stan Laurel 4 years

Just rec'd this link, in case you're interested http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2010/03/11/10671/radio_2_to_launch_stand-up_contest?rss...
Nice Admin Lady, I have a question for you. 1 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

I have just received a valuable training video entitled "Sexual Harassment At Work", which it might be helpful to place among your FAQ's in the Guidance for Contributors. I would like to email it to...
delete: how do you do it? 0 PluckyMunky 4 years
Pink Flloyds Bank 0 Crow 4 years

Pink Flloyds TSB bonus bonanza row after winning EMI court battle...
NEAT-O STUMP 8 theumpire 4 years

Please, pretty please all you competition enterers - can you submit the STUMP entries here. Else your umpire will have to trawl the entire website searching for your works; while that may indeed be...
Mandy insists Cabinet take out Insurance for fear of dangerous PM 0 Lord Lucan 4 years

Following the furore over dog insurance in the quite extraordinary belief that it will lead to a safer society, The Spin Master General, Peter Mandyson, announced this morning that "in a veiled...
Can anyone explain to me 3 theumpire 4 years

the tags system, How it works, what it does and what it is supposed to do? I'm stumped...
McGuiness denies that Continuity IRA are just the "voices in his head". 3 4 years
The Bob Geldof/Live Aid/weapons thingy 4 Scroat 4 years

A representative of the Geldof camp has just been on Radio 4 condemning the BBC for carrying a story based on information from "people who have an axe to grind." Correct me if I'm wrong, but if an...
hello everyone! 20 PluckyMunky 4 years

i hope that all is well. jenni, sauce, stunts and shitsu are you all well? And ram and and all? i scored a nice round 0 on the writers' board, today, which is always fun. i am amusing myself...
another day , another zero 1 PluckyMunky 4 years

i slave for hours over these carefully crafted submissions. and yet it seems that they are not the side-splitters, nor the crowd pleasers that one would have hoped for. at least, under the old...
asda in new 'workhouse' initiative shock... 1 Zadok the second 4 years

[url=http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5jpctcJQs7U7MOQNz_IXZaiQKRA5w]Asda offers teenagers 'real work'.[/url] No mention of 'real money'...
oh wow! 3 PluckyMunky 4 years

after my premature complaint, i have a 5! thanks, guysi am tired and emotional nowthanks to my family and love to all who know meplucky xxx...