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| Puffin twatted http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-16016898 I particularly like the phrase "something must have been wrong with him to cause him to come down in Winchester in the first place". Yes,... |
4 | Sinnick | 04.12.11 11:43am |
| Something for the weekend [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-16016953]A little bit off the top[/url]... |
10 | beau-jolly | 04.12.11 9:49am Sinnick |
| New comedy writing thing. Cracked.com are doing a new thing called gists. Everyday there's a film, you submit the funniest recap and it goes on the front page and is read and adored by millions. To find gists go... |
2 | shitsu_tonka | 03.12.11 11:58pm shitsu_tonka |
| I really should know better | 1 | bonjonelson | 03.12.11 11:35pm FlashArry |
| toiletries for tramps http://www.ocado.com/catalog/images-hires/61111011_H.jpg?identifier=6d4278f55ab037dfce90690af7b0158a Bought this on a '2 for 1' in Sainsburys. When I got home, noticed it offers '72 hour protection'... |
14 | 03.12.11 3:01pm button |
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| November Writer of the Month – Vertically Challenged Giant Congratulations to Vertically Challenged Giant who wins his second successive Writer of the Month award after his stories scooped the top three spots in November’s most-read list. VCG secured the... |
15 | editor | 03.12.11 11:48am Sinnick |
| Aspiring Writers in the Manchester area... There is a free BBC 'workshop'* for writers at the Insight festival this Sunday morning at 11. http://www.insightfestival.co.uk/workshops.htm *hate the non-industrial use of that word... |
9 | editor | 02.12.11 8:30pm bonjonelson |
| The 1997 Dianathon / Living in Crassland The Diana thing. Is that when, as a nation, all this maudlin bollocks started about dead people, who were in some way celebrities but never known personally to c. 99.999% of us? I was out today so... |
16 | dvo4fun | 02.12.11 2:34pm dvo4fun |
| S'not funny, wayland Well, it is really; I just had to get the pun in. The concept isn't original, just the design. I remember being nauseated watching my (French) belle-soeur using the following device:, http://assets... |
4 | Sinnick | 02.12.11 11:44am John Ffitch-Rucker |
| Magic ingredient for FP success - 2 Any hints and tips on how bag myself a FP? I've had some modest success with NIBs up to now but not made the big one. What's the magic FP ingredient?... |
37 | Clarky | 01.12.11 5:29pm The All New Jeni B |
| Yorkshire Pop Songs - 2 I have a sudden and unexplained need to create Yorkshire-themed pop song titles. Perhaps you can add to this list. Summat kinda ooh, York state of mind, Ey up we're the Monkees and of course... |
49 | bonjonelson | 01.12.11 9:24am Sinnick |
| Paul McMullan, ex News of the World Deputy Features Editor Hope the bastard gets trampled by reporters on his way home... |
4 | Scroat | 30.11.11 8:06pm ronseal |
| And I look like Brad Pitt. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/motorbikes/8920621/Steve-McQueen-tribute-bike-released.html... |
8 | John Ffitch-Rucker | 30.11.11 5:42pm John Ffitch-Rucker |
| Fact fans; the opposite is also true http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-15943816... |
3 | thisisall1word | 30.11.11 2:04pm Qoxiivi |
| Interesting how BBC choose their photos 1st version of Alistair Campbell approaching the enquiry: snarling, http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/57024000/jpg/_57024244_campbellreuters.jpg 2nd version, a few minutes later: serious,... |
0 | Sinnick | 30.11.11 12:06pm Sinnick |
| Top notch FP, Waylandsmithy Satire of the highest order. Right on the money, so to speak... |
4 | SingingHinny | 30.11.11 11:00am Dickens or Shakespeare |
| Shouting at the radio again this morning They were talking about the strike affecting air travellers. "Fears over long delays have not materialised." NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!... |
2 | Scroat | 30.11.11 8:28am Scroat |
| Ricky Gervais at his funniest ever!! Anyone catch him on Radio 4's Front Row last night? He was hilarious. Problem was, I think he was being serious. Or maybe it's some elaborate triple bluff? You must listen. He's bonkers... |
0 | Scroat | 30.11.11 8:22am Scroat |
| Stylish motorway driving - 2 Saw contender for driver of the year this week. On my local high-mortality motorway. Middle lane-hogger with nothing on nearside lane. Well that's just irritating and way below nomination threshold.... |
30 | dvo4fun | 30.11.11 8:11am Scroat |
| Sick TV show made me hapless drug addict Far from me to claim that this isn't a fuss about nothing;, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15935280 if we all club together and organise a Daily Mail approved protest maybe we could get this... |
5 | thisisall1word | 29.11.11 8:54pm John Ffitch-Rucker |
| I'm not Spartacus either. A few months ago I was accused of being RRRRGarrry by Bongojohnson and his little mate. Now some brave, anonymous tagger is accusing me of being Saltire. Saltire hasn't been seen on here for a while... |
9 | greg various | 29.11.11 6:26pm reforse |
| Why I don't understand money An American tourist checks in at a little hotel in the south of France. He pays $200 for his room. The hotelier nips round the corner and pays off her bill at the grocery store. The grocer goes... |
10 | Scroat | 29.11.11 3:58pm greg various |
| Are we all too nice to each other? As I look in the writers room, a huge number of posts, most of them amusing, but not outstanding, have five stars. Are we all being too generous? If you receive less than five stars from someone, do... |
22 | bonjonelson | 29.11.11 12:44pm No Beard |
| Probably the best of the lot Gary Bailey, Gary Neville, Gary Pallister, Gary Cahill, Gary Thomas, Gary McAllister, Gary Mabbutt, Gary Speed (capt), Gary Lineker, Gary Owen, Gareth Bale, Sub: Andy Gary... |
3 | Gerontius | 29.11.11 12:25pm Sinnick |
| A propos of nothing: What's on Hannibal Lector's i-pod? Anyone who had a heart, etc um, stuck at one song... |
16 | Username | 28.11.11 6:21pm John Ffitch-Rucker |
| Old Dentist FP & Stupid Robots Just browsing through some archives while eating my lunch, and this nearly resulted in it ending up all over my laptop:... |
3 | Vertically Challenged Giant | 28.11.11 5:49pm The All New Jeni B |
| Attention Writers in Scotland... Free money available http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/opportunity/writers_projects_2011.shtml... |
3 | editor | 28.11.11 5:31pm The All New Jeni B |
| Dear Predatory spammer [eye wateringly funny letter, which pierces the presumptuous ego, of even the most reptilian spammer, goes here.] Best wishes,, Me Can't remember what I was going to say now... |
0 | Username | 28.11.11 6:11am Username |
| outstanding artwork, Red! Amazing stuff, and you've done two of them! Love the fat orangutang. Looks a lot like me, in fairness... |
7 | 27.11.11 1:25pm ianslat |
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| Liked the 'Lord Gaga' NiB But I reckon this one by ronseal was first, and imho, better:, [url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24361#post-66177]I don't think my wife IS better known than me, retorts Lord Gaga[/url]... |
0 | rickwestwell | 26.11.11 11:07pm rickwestwell |
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