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And another thing... 2 Oxbridge 4 years

I've got all these non-political subs to deliver but they've got no chance till the election's over, but the bloody election STILL isn't over. Fuck...

Bloody UKIP foreigners. 8 MADJEZ 4 years

So Mr Farage whose plane crashed today doesn't like Europe but has a French sounding name. Our local UKIP candidate is called Moncrief !! Anyone else got a deGaull or an Artois ? I think it's a plot...

Well that was a waste of feckin time 11 Mary Evans 4 years

I sat my pregnant arse up until 2am this morning to see some election results, didn't, got woken up at 6.30 by my bastard children to a world where we still don't know who's running this bloody show,...

A rather grim question 12 PluckyMunky 4 years

We write all this uncensored stuff about all sorts of people. Could we, or the site, ever be done for libel? If not, why not?...

Truebiscuit: Tory candidate is a hero 5 Mr Glover Lover 4 years

I'm glad I voted for him now. http://www.burtonmail.co.uk/News/Prospective-MP-hailed-as-a-hero.htm...

Hello again, Biscuiteers. 7 The Paper Ostrich 4 years

Just thought I'd say hi, as I've been away supervising the birth of the firstborn. What have I missed around here since 30 March? Ho hum...

TrueBiscuit: Animal privacy rights 6 Drofmor 4 years

From last Thursday's Telegraph (my apologies if it's already been posted): [url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/7653305/Wildlife-documentaries-invade-animal-privacy-rights-claims-leading-academic...

Fine FP Mr Custard. 6 Stan Laurel 4 years

Classic NB material...

Superb edition of Big Issue out this week 0 edward hack 4 years

Has got a listing of all major festivals and music events for the summer season., I guess it must vary from region to region - our local south west magazine is always a good read, this week it's...

The Times magazine had Oxbridge down as a sex blogger 5 simonjmr 4 years

Is there something we should know...

IoW, WTF? 8 QorbeQ 4 years

Whilst I have merrily joined in with the Isle of Wight theme, could someone clue us newcomers in on the beginnings of the IoW thingmabob?...

Lovely "The Raven" parody in Amazon milk(!) review 2 rickwestwell 4 years

From a facebook link posted by our very own Mr Ostrich: [url=http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00032G1S0/boingboing/]Beautiful poem[/url], (Scroll down a bit to first review, from "edgar".)...

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet 10 Scroat 4 years

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat., Ut wisi enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exerci...

Heavy drinking Eastbourne ex-pat neglects Neat-O success 8 fernandomando 4 years

Where o where o where o where o where is the next neat-o topic Mr W?...

Nice New York car bomb ticker. 17 rikkor 4 years

It reminds me of all the great humor that came out of your Underground bombings...

French pixies 4 Zadok the second 4 years

[url=http://www.cnis-mag.com/securite-et-menaces-homeopathiques-2.html]Translating our FPs[/url]...

Dogging Erratum 4 AdrianJ 4 years

In light of the plethora of posts relating to the unofficial dogging sign in Gloucestershire, I thought I'd just clarify a few points, both for the sake of journalistic accuracy, and to obviously...

What are the biggest clothing/appearance gaffes that men make? - 2 33 PluckyMunky 4 years

For me they would be: having a ponytail; leaving your shirt out to hide a bit of a tum (I do this, but can't help it); being very overweight and wearing shorts; being very big, fat, shaved head,...

Dear Editor, 3 Crow 4 years

Huge thanks for putting my 'Yellow Pages' sub on the ticker today - but it has gone in twice. Strangely, the second one is credited to the excellent Stan Laurel who no doubt is as baffled as I am....

Work is hard in the biscuit kitchen today 2 PluckyMunky 4 years

I been slaving over a hot writing stove all afternoon and not one person has appreciated my baking. The only thing I can think is that they are not funny. What a bum, huh?...

Women to vote Lib Dem 0 DelboyB 4 years

Women will be voting Lib Dem in the hope of getting a 'well hung' parliament...

Great shop - very 'in yer face' 4 Scroat 4 years

http://www.knobshoponline.co.uk/...

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Truebiscuit (or Dogbiscuit) 7 MADJEZ 4 years

Love it, maybe we should start putting up real signs around the country ! [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/8660449.stm]Fake road sign promotes Dogging area.[/url]...

Sam Cam advertising Veet? 3 Stan Laurel 4 years

I know that my annual visit to Specsavers is overdue, but Page 6 of today's Metro seems to feature 2 Sam Cams. First is the usual Samantha Cameron trotting onto a London pavement BUT the second is...

Is anyone else sickened by the sight of celebs endorsing political parties? 12 ianslat 4 years

Just because you're a successful singer/actor/presenter doesn't mean I want to know who you think I should vote for. Stick to the day job. Even worse are the politicians who think our votes will be...

Fertility clinics welcome joint polling booth-donation booth initiative 1 brownpaperreporter 4 years

Birmingham council have agreed to an experiment whereby male voters are being encouraged to donate sperm and vote all in the same booth. On production of the ballot card, men will be given their...

Genghis Cohen wins overall majority 19 editor 4 years

Congratulations to Genghis for winning the contest that everyone has been talking about over the past few weeks - the NewsBiscuit Writer of the Month for April. He is offered a choice of prizes;...

Hey! My subs have all been systematically downgraded! 5 PluckyMunky 4 years

That's a bit of a bum-hole. Bless me...

Reminded me of my solitary Neato win... 2 The All New Jeni B 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/8660449.stm...