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Truebiscuit 4 riesler 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/8648011.stm Pretty much sums up the average resident of the Medway Towns...

Disgraced historian Figes becomes a biscuiteer 7 MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Goldman Sachs 0 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbLQbB4978E]Excuses, excuses: The Top Ten by goldie[/url]...

A rant about journalists 25 Mary Evans 4 years

After sedating the fraggles last night, Mr Mary and I took to our sofa for our customary late Sunday cuddle with the papers (it's okay, we are married). I was pleased to see the lead article in the...

Very strong Home Page today 2 edward hack 4 years

they are all crackers - don't miss ticker from dom-mcg...

Who is your guitar hero? 26 Scroat 4 years

I'm learning 'I Am Lonely, I am Lost' by Bert Jansch which is a beautiful song. I'm having to learn new chord shapes and a new fingerpicking style for this. Quite a shock to the system after all...

NB freecycle 6 sauce 4 years

Anyone else subscribe to these local entertainments? We get rid of odds and ends of computer equipment and so on. I'm contemplating offering the kids, as no one bid on eBay. [quote]wanted: house...

What's happened to NewsArse?? 4 Oxbridge 4 years

Just went in and apparently 'this account has been suspended'. Have they gone bust? I know it's not a patch on this site but there have been some funny moments, notably when the US Masters decided to...

BNP Party Political Broadcast 6 wallster 4 years

Some of the most toe curling telly I've seen in years. You'd be hard pressed to produce a better short film to show all the reasons NOT to vote BNP. All Nick Griffin lacked was the toothbrush...

Harry Potter: casting of "Extremelysmellyanus" spell cause of unpopularity 1 simonjmr 4 years
Mr Gor, can you help? 2 PluckyMunky 4 years

You seem to be clued up about stuff. Can you answer my query, below, please?...

Oh. My. God. 1 Scroat 4 years

Watch out for St. George at the end. Priceless....

i don't understand 14 ED209 4 years

i get loads of 'small grey' articles on the front page, but never ever headliners. Why is this? I don't think that all my articles are 'funny but not that funny'. Are they just a bit too short? ...

Bruce Willis: Large Hadron Collider Discovers the Fifth Element, Surprise 5 gafflegates 4 years

The Large Hadron Collider yesterday uncovered the existence of a previously overlooked new element besides the more well-known and widely accepted list of Earth, Air, Fire and Water. At a press...

Useful-Biscuit. 22 MADJEZ 4 years

Given that I am currently bored, I wondered if we could have a section on interesting uses for a biscuit in popular culture and the real world. This was triggered by my first nomination : Doctor Who...

Is there nothing these bastards won't claim expenses for . 0 MADJEZ 4 years

[url=http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Labour-Suspends-South-East-Cambridgeshire-Candidate-John-Cowan-Over-Sex-Claims/Article/201004415620134?lpos=Politics_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15...

Guilty pleasures 22 MrChigleysAunt 4 years

The Guardian supplement on Saturdays has a brief interview, with someone more or less well-known, in which one of the questions is "What is your guiltiest pleasure?" As it's a family magazine, the...

Grab your green eyeshade, and crank up your PC by Merchant Ivory 6 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

[url=http://www.oldtimecomputer.com/oldtimecomputer/desktops.html]The Victorian Gearless Desktop Thinking Device.[/url] [Scroll down the page]...

Another markless day 5 PluckyMunky 4 years

I have zero points again today. I suppose it highlights the need for subs to be amusing, really. Bless us all. I hope all are well...

ISIHAC Remembered 0 theumpire 4 years

Having exhausted my creative juices with a meagre, measly, unfunny contribution to NEAT-O, I turned this evening to YouTube for a little light relief. Imagine my joy to find hours of ISIHAC, just...

Fight for fairness....I wish 1 edward hack 4 years

New Labour style, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8642021.stm, Blairs estimated personal fortune stands at around £18million, Labour's overall debt stands at around £18million,...

A question about seeing Paul McCartney 4 PluckyMunky 4 years

Me and Mrs Munky want to go to his concert at the Millenium Stadium, in June. On the net, I have been quoted £100 a ticket, by seemingly reputable sites. I admit to not having been to a big gig for...

Do we have a Biscuiteer in the FO? 4 AdrianJ 4 years

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8642404.stm]Just don't let him anywhere near the kids[/url]...

Kids twisted lyrics 13 brownpaperreporter 4 years

Im sure Im not alone to have a sprog making up their own words to tunes. Mrs P-R and I often comment on "Poppadom Bridge" (Poppa dont Preach) and from Love the Thought by Simply Red "like a little...

What are you doing at the moment? 16 PluckyMunky 4 years

I am typing a vacuous question in the chat room of NB...

Excellent FP Stoopy. Back with a vengence. 0 saltire 4 years

'..futility of struggle..' more please...

NEAT-O Challenge Winner - Life begns at Forty 3 simonjmr 4 years

The final three are andhrimnir - 10 Across: Scores held after ale binge fist mixup (4,6,2,5), edward hack for his batchelor tipped man nostalgia, Basil_B - Life begins at 40 but if your lucky you...

Truebiscuit- IOW and David Icke and Satanism 2 fernandomando 4 years

Just have a look here: http://www.iwcp.co.uk/news/news/island-cesspit-of-corruption-32502.aspx...

A few of us have discussed these boys... 7 The All New Jeni B 4 years

and I think we should adopt them as the "house" band. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Half-Man-Half-Biscuit/52535858893?ref=pymk&v=wall...

Idiot posts in wrong section. 1 Ludicity 4 years