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does anyone know about quarantine? 2 PluckyMunky 4 years

miss munky's dog may have to go into q. in SA. can owners visit thei animals durin this period?...

Pushy, domineering Vegan dubbed Alfalfa Woman 0 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Scotland Yard's crack naming unit has finally come up with a handle for a 'most wanted' domineering Vegan who always seems to be first in the queue for everything. CNU19 (crack naming unit 19) is...

update 9 PluckyMunky 4 years

i am fed up with my shoulder. it hurts. it's just as well i never complain...

Kate Winslet FP / Truebiscuit 1 MADJEZ 4 years

Great job jp1885, but look whats FP of todays Daily Star. If only you'd chosen Cheryl Cole that would have been really spooky, sounds like she's after a middle aged batchelor from Dudley....

This is bloody genius 2 wallster 4 years

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8571591.stm]It's the dog's[/url]...

Unfortunate Phrase in Beeb Story 1 Dai_Happy 4 years

Not sure if anyone else caught this, but in the [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8571935.stm]BBC story about the Mephedrone review[/url], National Association of Headteachers spokesman said "The...

A Lithuanian just tried to assault me with a blue-steel hard 1 rikkor 4 years

Baltic penis. It hurts. Still...

Lazy Vatican making Mary wait... 3 thisisall1word 4 years

If this turns out to be real then for shame on the Vatican for taking 30 years to get around to having a butchers at what's going on, [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8573576.stm[/url]...

There's a cartoon in today's Private Eye that looks familiar 1 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Who did the gag about Dignitas/Smothering Sunday?...

Another fantastic headline... 0 The All New Jeni B 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8573178.stm The perils of using too much Cillit Bang?...

Can you post a headline as just a title? 1 thisisall1word 4 years

Or do you need to put something in the 'Post' box too? Well, I'm guessing that you need to have something in 'post' because every time i forget I can not post it and going back loses the text...

The taties is all black. I think we're fecked. 8 rikkor 4 years

Happy St. Patrick's Day. It's 170 years later. Are you sending relief soon? Awaiting your prompt response, I remain, Yours Truly, Seamus O'Drunky...

In England we call this 'Sexual assault' or 'Attempted rape' 3 fernandomando 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm...

Achilles FP - papagalos v papalopagos 4 Ludicity 4 years

Just curious but why change 'sick as a papagalos' to 'sick as a papalopagos'? Papalopagos is a very nice word but papagalos does translate as parrot (I think). Nice WAG work Oxbridge...

Great Beckham FP Ludicity. 1 MADJEZ 4 years

Was worried when yours popped up on Monday you'd pip me to the FP. Luckily the Beckham story will run and run and there's room for multiple angles...

Photo Quiz : Name as many famous faces as you can before the music runs out 6 edward hack 4 years

Friday Night : Written and Performed by Robert 'Coops' Cooper, http://www.youtube.com/user/MrEdwardHack#p/a/u/0/xxvu_M3XQ7w...

Oldham calls off nuclear strike on Pakistan 0 roybland 4 years
Truebiscuit - Man assaulted female police officer with penis 9 simonjmr 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm...

NEAT O 11 Scroat 4 years

This week's wonderful winsome word is AARDVARK Entries in this thread please, by midday Saturday...

Idea for grabs 5 sauce 4 years

Working overtime at the mo so no time/energy to write [i]but[/i] there's a lovely juxtaposition today of Beckham's injury (well, not lovely for him, but this is NB) and a call for footie sperm donors...

Is this a new definition of irony? 4 Mrblacker 4 years

I'm off to Kent in the morning for a course where the BBC will teach me how to report on a riot. Only this afternoon, live on air, I was reporting from a rundown area of Coventry and the glorious...

Supermarket beer 8 Scroat 4 years

Latest favourite tipple is a heady mix of a can of Abbot Ale and a (smaller) can of Mackeson. The trick is to mix them in a jug about an hour before drinking. This gives the gas a chance to escape...

Buy diovan hct 8 4 years

Shouldn't this be on the subs page? I think the punchline could be stronger...

Why? Eh? 0 John Square 4 years

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.33605 Did no one think this idea through?...

Nice Leaders' Wives FP Ludo 2 Des Custard 4 years
Beckham injury - hairdressing industry devastated. 0 Stan Laurel 4 years
Fine 'Torch bearing mob' FP Stoopy 3 Des Custard 4 years

Topical, funny, clever. Good stuff...

TWAT OF THE WEEK 6 Scroat 4 years

I'm out tomorrow, hence posting this now. Suggestions welcome...

moved 1 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

posted on the other thread...

NEAT-O (Stump) Result 4 theumpire 4 years

Thanks to you all for your entries. You have confirmed my feelings that there are some macabre people out there. Simon – your mnemonics gave me a smile or two – but although a cricket stump...