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"A Very English Enterprise"

Click there -> (here); no, not <- there you fool, -> [url=http://www.thecomet.net/news/pcso_jailed_for_laundering_cash_from_wife_s_brothel_1_836151](here)[/url] <- for link...

0 wallster 21.03.11 1:01pm
wallster
One for Rick

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z38/dcoxell/img145.jpg...

2 Scroat 21.03.11 12:45pm
Golgo13
Lumberjack gets six months’ sick pay

he claims he’s simply “not felling very well”...

0 Screenie 21.03.11 9:34am
Screenie
Interesting read

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12775389]Why people joke about tragedy[/url]...

7 brownpaperreporter 19.03.11 10:49pm
be reasonable
Excellent comic relief front page

perfect satire on the miserable people whingeing and not supporting Comic Relief. I was despairing to see so many subs just having a niggle at the event, but this content is similar to some of the...

1 Ironduke 19.03.11 7:35pm
jp1885
Does anybody know if . . .

it is still possible to get copies of Spike Milligan's Q series? I watched that tribute show recorded at the Guildhall in 2002 last week on the box and thought what a shame that I never see those...

4 theumpire 19.03.11 6:52pm
be reasonable
Just had to share this.

I've barely begun to look through [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage]this[/url] but it's already proving to be a cornucopia of goldmines...

1 the coarse whisperer 18.03.11 11:14pm
rikkor
Berlusconi FP

Made me snork into my Cocoa Pops. Excellent work throughout Mr Ostrich! And inspired illo with Mick Angelo's fickle finger echoing that of the demi sex-god. Top FP!...

2 pinxit 18.03.11 3:42pm
Des Custard
Anyone here capable of remaining erect for five minutes?

If so, you might be interested in this, a competition from BBC Radio 2 to find new talent in standing up. http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/comedy/new-comedy-award-2011/about/ Apparently to prove that...

4 nealdoran 18.03.11 8:41am
nealdoran
It's 9:30 AM, I'm puking drunk and ready to knock someone's teeth in.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day everyone...

3 rikkor 18.03.11 3:20am
ronseal
Law student's case destroyed in drive-y mooting. 0 Ian Searle 16.03.11 7:48pm
Ian Searle
Dear The Editor

I feel I must complain in the strongest terms about the content of today's front page. Not only are we subjected to a gratuitous image of James Nesbitt, but it seems we must sit by while two people,...

3 wallster 16.03.11 3:33pm
Scroat
NB- End anonymous tagging now

I've been called a cunt via tag, a number of other have too. Now there are insulting tags pertaining to the Tsunami. I cannot see any good reason to persist with anonymous tagging and I strongly...

7 Ironduke 16.03.11 3:07pm
Zadok the second
Form a queue for these splendid mugs

..isn't she marrying the other one? Did I miss something?, http://www.guandongenterprisesltd.com/ Well worth 9.99...

2 beau-jolly 16.03.11 1:37pm
bonjonelson
Like the Daily Mail NIB today

The Tsunami could work both ways on house price headlines. Devastating house prices one day, but with the shortage of housing stock they'd go right up the next...

5 ronseal 16.03.11 12:48pm
The Paper Ostrich
Wrong place 0 bonjonelson 16.03.11 11:38am
bonjonelson
Bad day for good news

The controversial leading story almost made me miss my very first(I think) NIB. Can you seasoned writers tell me whether I should be pleased that the idea was taken up or dissapointed that it ended...

2 beau-jolly 16.03.11 9:38am
The Paper Ostrich
re: Tesco Computers for Schools publicity scheme

You know that Tesco Computers for Schools scheme, where Tesco makes a big deal about donating a PC to a school for every million quid it took at the tills? er, isn't that what taxes are for? If...

1 ronseal 16.03.11 12:45am
MADJEZ
Japanese people agree: aftershocks and radiation sickness = comedy gold.

The grieving, homeless, radiation sick people of Japan agreed today that they find nothing funnier than their present plight. They fully appreciate the attempts to make light of their situation. To...

0 rikkor 15.03.11 11:16pm
rikkor
Daily Mail publishes the perfect story

I know it's a soft target and yet I remain a hopeless slave to the madness that is the Daily Mail. Today they published a photo of Eva Braun in blackface. Doubt there was a reason think they just...

4 shitsu_tonka 15.03.11 11:05pm
Ironduke
this is very funny

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12749912]olympic countdown clock stops[/url]...

0 andhrimnir 15.03.11 3:48pm
andhrimnir
Hehe... well done Team NB on Phil FP

Be wary if you hear a double click when you answer the phones, boys. Do I detect a spot of wizzo PShopping around Phil's eyes? If so, nice one red - but beware - don't forget the last time someone...

4 pinxit 14.03.11 8:40pm
thisisall1word
[closed] My ass hurts. - 2

Riesler, I just wanted to use this space to call you a Cnut. You are very nice, and possibly Danish...

30 rikkor 14.03.11 8:07am
be reasonable
Has anyone tried to use one of those new Dyson urinals? They're a bit messy

Not only do they blast air at your willy, the bowl has a serious design flaw, with urine spilling out at both ends. Back to the drawing board I'm afraid, Mr Dyson. Some golden boy you are!...

3 ronseal 13.03.11 11:13pm
OldThingy
Enda "Edna" Kenny

The New York "Times", our self-styled national newspaper of record, posted a correction today. They previously wrote that the new Irish PM is a she. No kidding. I wonder why newspapers are going...

3 rikkor 12.03.11 10:23pm
Zen
I almost forgot that you people...

insisted for the longest time that a billion was a million millions. Too funny. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_and_short_scales...

14 rikkor 12.03.11 3:54pm
thisisall1word
Japan earthquake/tsunami

I hope that Garry is OK. No stupid comments please...

6 bonjonelson 12.03.11 12:08am
markmypaper
Hey thanks guys...

For all the happy birthday FB stuff. I don't understand how to reply via FB, hence this. Sorry. Had a great day. Still sober enough to type this so hope hangover won't be too bad tomorrow. Thanks...

0 Scroat 12.03.11 12:05am
Scroat
Read this. You could not make it up.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/8370949/Spurned-lover-is-first-person-jailed-for-stalking-by-blog.html Especially the suicide attempt part...

4 rikkor 11.03.11 9:57pm
markmypaper
BBC Local Radio

Firstly, a declaration of interest. I work in local radio and while my contract is up at the end of next month, the suggested plan to merge the BBC local radio network with 5live, would directly...

0 Mrblacker 11.03.11 8:33pm
Mrblacker