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NEAT-O 5 Scroat 4 years

SCRATCH 'N' SNIFF is the phrase this time. You've got until Friday next week, so lots of time...

Life may not be as strange as some think, really. 0 PluckyMunky 4 years
Prospective World cup headlines 0 simonjmr 4 years

FAB 1-0 if England win any game 1-0 in the later stages of the competition Roo-in - if Rooney is sent off and England lose a game...

Spooky green glow 4 sauce 4 years

Well done, Darkbill. Reminds me of Repo Man...

Small Rant 16 Doctor Moptop 4 years

His eyes flickered round the room like two lightbulbs that needed changing. She clung to him like a cardigan to a coathanger. The birds sped past the window like bullets fired from a gun. He...

'Politics is no longer seen as a relevant subject' 2 Doctor Moptop 4 years

say university VC as he cancels the degree with immediate effect...

NewsBiscuit strikes again... 2 The Paper Ostrich 4 years

What have we done? http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/05/15/bbc-admits-it-forgot-to-cancel-last-of-the-summer-wine-in-1980 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10218448.stm...

If you aren't sure about taking the dog out... 0 PluckyMunky 4 years

try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6AZNywvF-s&a=_nDI1R4Rtl4&playnext_from=ML I like his intensity and humour...

Sarah Teather is so cute. 11 Scroat 4 years

That's all...

I haven't asked this for awhile: how is everyone? - 2 42 PluckyMunky 4 years

Me, Mrs Munky and the Munkettes are in reasonable shape, although I have some Dog problems. I hope you are all well and send my best wishes. Yours, Plucky. xxx...

Hail Mary 10 fernandomando 4 years

For today is her birthday, or is that bath day? Anyway, enjoy it Mary, for it comes but once a year...

NEAT O RESULT 18 Basil_B 4 years

After much difficult pondering, here are the results of this weeks Neat O Top three are, Sigmund's jewish breakfast, first borrow 4 eggs, QorbeQ's shuttering up channel four in fear of a return of...

If anyone didn't want me to go to the London do, I wish they would have told me 11 PluckyMunky 4 years

and not left some anonymous tag on the main message thread...

Lobsters, cocaine, SOCA, and the Middle Market drug squad? 1 fernandomando 4 years

Must be the Isle of Wight: http://www.iwcp.co.uk/news/news/8-million-lobster-pot-drugs-bust-33080.aspx...

One of those days... 3 The All New Jeni B 4 years

when you wish you'd never gotten out of bed., http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/10206530.stm...

Number fifteen in an occasional series entitled 'Well fancy that!' 9 QorbeQ 4 years

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottingham/10176802.stm]Dumbbell attack teacher loses job[/url]...

Modesty prevents me from saying I have written some highly amusing subs today 0 PluckyMunky 4 years

but could we have some more scoring on the writer's board, please?...

Welcome, Mr Ice Rink! That's quite an unusual name. 0 PluckyMunky 4 years
scatology scoured 2 sauce 4 years

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/may/30/lavatory-technology-david-mitchell...

I got on the ticker tape, today! 4 PluckyMunky 4 years

Its not often that happens. Unfortunately Mr Edditor has me down as Plucky Monkey. The name is Munky. Plucky Munky...

Another favourite, but be a bit careful 2 PluckyMunky 4 years

A friend calls this 'music to take Valium to.' I have heard this whole symphony live and it is wonderful. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=170VZGFoTKg...

True Welsh biscuit 3 brownpaperreporter 4 years

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7702913.stm]Be careful with foreign languages[/url]...

Postcard from the Med 7 Mary Evans 4 years

Dear all, Having a lovely time, wish you were here. Well, some of you. Not the weird ones, obviously. V hot and sunny here, managed thus far to avoid being harpooned on the beach so consider the...

Today's Gengo Fashion story 6 fun and games 4 years

is just sublime. So beautifully crafted. Last time I commended your fine work Mary made a reference to me climbing into your backside, but hopefully that says more about her than it does about me...

Whatever happened to Rikkor? 22 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

He doesn't seem to post any more. He reminded me of those two old gits who'd heckle Fuzzy Bear...

How will Private Eye do Cameron? 17 shitsu_tonka 4 years

If the Tories win on Thursday then David Cameron will get his own page in Private Eye. Was wondering how they'd portray him, I was thinking maybe a teacher trying to turn around a failing school, or...

Hey Oxy... 0 QorbeQ 4 years

Are we groupies? I thought we just ripped the piss a bit. Nice FP sirrah!...

Told you we were mad... 6 QorbeQ 4 years

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/10154775.stm]BBC News: Creativity 'mimics schizophrenia'[/url]...

Last in the dads' dash 8 Oxbridge 4 years

How have you embarrassed your children recently?...

The ultimate Daily Mail headline 9 Scroat 4 years

No prizes, but suggestions welcome. How about: CARCINOGENIC IMMIGRANTS BESMIRCH MEMORY OF DIANA which has just about everything...