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Was the Essex Earthquake story a FP on NB? 4 sauce 4 years

It's now doing the rounds of the ether. One of my FB 'friends' has just posted it (no attribution)...

Where are Plucky and Freud when you need them eh? 1 andhrimnir 4 years

I'm assuming clockwork apple is one of your patients? He's in the other room, looks like he's stopped taking his lithium...

Is it just me, or does Theresa May's collar make her look like a Judoon? 11 MrChigleysAunt 4 years

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn71/MrChigleysAunt/mayjudoon.jpg, http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn71/MrChigleysAunt/may.jpg...

It didn't do Ford Prefect any harm... 1 riesler 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10135873.stm...

More Faith Schools, God help us... 5 FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

..but we still aren't allowed to set up Atheist Schools...

2012 Olympic Mascots 15 shitsu_tonka 4 years

Not being the target audience I asked my nieces, aged four and six, what they thought about them. They replied thusly: 'Boring, not cuddly.', 'Can I have some crisps?' Which I think says it all....

Jamaica Star 2 Peter 4 years

A while back a collegue showed me the website of a newspaper in Jamaica, called the Jamaica Star. Every so often they have some fantastic 'truebiscuit' stories. This is one I remember from last year...

Doesn't anyone want to take the piss? - 2 47 Oxbridge 4 years

I did lose the semi-final you know...

I really don't know what this chatboard is coming to 8 PluckyMunky 4 years

Hours pass without messages. I know I have been advised to 'get out more'. Well, I stood outside the back door for 10 minutes, this afternoon and when I got back there were still no messages. I...

Lembit Opik 10 Scroat 4 years

Is apparently going into stand-up comedy. I'm completely lacking in inspiration today. Come on someone!...

The Hedgehog and the Swithy Tove 3 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

The Hedgehog and the Swithy Tove have bedded down together., The way they look, we know they are of quite a different feather., They made us wink, they made us shrug: their discomfort is a given,,...

True Biscuit - Aussie Ninjas foil muggers 0 Mr Glover Lover 4 years

Ten worst locations to carry out a mugging: Number 1 http://bit.ly/ah2JxK...

Happy Birthday nealdoran! 2 allmyownstunts 4 years

and did you get what you wanted, even so?...

BBC Writersroom: Five days in May 2 sauce 4 years

[quote]Five Days in May Do you have a rapid response to the general election? Were you compelled by the five agonising days between polling day and the formation of the new coalition government?...

How come it's always David and Ed Milliband and never Dave and Edward? 2 ianslat 4 years

Is Ed 'the cool one'?...

How are you feeling today Mr Beq? 4 PluckyMunky 4 years

Have you had some ice cream?...

Hello, everyone. It is quiet, again, tonight 6 PluckyMunky 4 years

I have tried singing, suggesting music and poetry and offering general pleasantries. I am not entirely convinced that any of them have been hugely succesful. Apart from generally telling me to fuck...

Before I give up on the musical suggestions, give this a listen 1 PluckyMunky 4 years

Sublime, I would say. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKJw74JWYwg&feature=fvw...

Shedding a tear 2 Mrblacker 4 years

I've just finished watch The West Wing and have to admit to shedding a tear over the death of Leo McGarry, Jed Bartlet's CoS. It got me thinking who Biscuiteers would shed a tear over from our...

BA to Strike 6 IRC 4 years

I ain't getting on no plane fool...

T-day... 11 QorbeQ 4 years

Today is tonsillectomy day over in QorbeQ-land oh joy. Expect many ill-judged, badly-constructed subs over the next week or two as I try to entertain myself, possibly between heavy sessions of...

Excellent FP, chaps 3 sauce 4 years

Good combination...

It's nealdoran's birthday on Thursday. 7 rikkor 4 years

(I found out through FB.) In honor of that blessed event, I apologized and will never make bitchy comments to him again. That is my birthday present...

Surely fruit cake would be more appropriate than pancakes? 1 sauce 4 years

http://motherjones.com/mojo/2010/05/orly-taitz-pancake-painting-dan-lacey...

A poem for a Tuesday night 0 PluckyMunky 4 years

In praise of poets I reckon—when I count it all, Emily Dickinson I reckon—when I count it all—, First—Poets—Then the Sun—, Then Summer—Then the Heaven of God—, And then—the...

David Mitchell announced as reluctant stunt double for new PM 5 Tigerstripes 4 years

Or is it just me ????...

Fairly pedestrian, but OK if you want the whole thing. 0 PluckyMunky 4 years

This may be the dullest version of this piece, but it is good value for (no) money. The whole thing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEllLECo4OM I do try to help, where I can. Bless me...

Jimmy Jimmy oooh..... 8 edward hack 4 years

.what a lovely FP, Got your leg over first time of asking., Well done young man., Now the slide into drug and alcohol abuse, domestic violence and gambling., Welcome to Newsbiscuit...

Today Programme joke 4 Scroat 4 years

One of the Today Programme's infamous racing tips this morning was a horse called 'Transvestite.' Sarah Montague made a comment about the name, and the sports chappie quipped it must be worth an each...

It's quiet in here tonight... 28 PluckyMunky 4 years

Me and Mrs Munky went to Gloucester, today, in a shower of rain. Someone has to, I suppose. We took Master Munky and his wife out for lunch and it was all very pleasant. I have to see a student,...