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Hello, lovely Biscuits :) 11 shitsu_tonka 4 years

I left, went to U.S, ate some fried chicken that was served between two doughnuts as part of the breakfast menu in a diner in Georgia, realised my trip would never get better than that and so came...

Oooh! What has happened? 1 theumpire 4 years

My Chat Room suddenly went ape! I'v recently installed Opera as my browser, and now I can't see any formatting macro buttons in the new post box. Also, the listing of topics shows the five...

Does anyone know how to re-edit an old posting? 2 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Once it's a few days old, it seems as if you can't reopen the posting an finish it off. I'LL FINISH THIS LATER Well no, actually, I won't...

Open letter returned to sender due to insufficient postage. 1 MADJEZ 4 years

Less bitching and more nob gags soon...

Dilemma - do I start an Easter topic or add to My Ass Hurts? 5 brownpaperreporter 4 years

My favourite Easter Card http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab78/brownpaperreporter/easter-card.jpg?t=1270125327...

Gordon Brown accused of 'data misuse' 2 edward hack 4 years

Wasn't that called something else at one time., Where would Pinocchio be today if he had only 'misused data'?, Exactly., The data misusing bastard...

met office admit consulting cows over all forecasts 1 Golding 4 years
Maz, I thought you'd be delighted to see this... 5 The All New Jeni B 4 years

Destined to be classic, The Life Of Riley is yet another clever sitcom from Caroline Quentin. It reminds me of My Family starring Robert Lindsay. In time, I have no doubt The Riley sitcom will...

Chat has become something like... 23 rikkor 4 years

a word-for-word record of the stinging repartee at the Quentin Crisp Nursing Home. Beyond, below and beneath boring...

It will be Christmas, soon! I am getting quite excited. 4 PluckyMunky 4 years
Any decent April Fool gags about this year? 24 riesler 4 years

Rather than trawl the internet I thought I would try the power of Newsbiscuit...

April 1 in Paris 2 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

[url=http://www.lemonde.fr/a-la-une/visuel/2010/04/01/poisson-d-avril-ou-vraie-info_1327314_3208.html]April Fools: which was the ringer?[/url] Note: the Viagra story is true...

something for the weekend: buying co-codamol 21 PluckyMunky 4 years

Plucky Munky: Can I have a packet of co-codamol, please?, Pharmacy assistant: Who are they for?, PM: me, PA: what are they for?, PM: this [points to shoulder in collar and cuff], PA: are you...

Super FP, JP 2 Mary Evans 4 years

Thought I'd better mention it before you threw yourself on the floor and started beating your little fists on the lino...

Crystal Tips and Alastair V Roobarb and Custard - 2 34 edward hack 4 years

Where were you in the 70's...

Just for the record... 23 malgor 4 years

I wrote this: [url]http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1557[/url] which is on today's ticker bar credited to Mr Glover Lover...

How did people find NewsBiscuit? 20 Scroat 4 years

For some reason I did a Google search for 'Grauniad', and found a story that said it was now officially no longer funny. Story of my life really...

Tesco nightmare shock horror mercy dash 9 Scroat 4 years

So I'm going round Tesco yesterday worrying about racism and political correctness, when I grab two loaves of bread and put them in my trolley. I notice that someone's put a bag of sultanas in my...

All the reasons I can't stand Caroline Quentin - 2 32 Mary Evans 4 years

1) I once went on set of Life Begins (remember that? no? well done?) to do cast interviews. She's notoriously snotty about giving interviews (as are most people who come over as unrelenting bitches),...

hello everyone 12 PluckyMunky 4 years

just that, really...

March Writer of the Month 4 fun and games 4 years

I just wanted to apologise to anyone who thought that they were in with a shout, only for me to storm in there (as calendars were literally being flicked over to April) with a FP assist and a NiB to...

Excellent FP, Desmond. 3 smyke 4 years

Once again, there's a real chance that your sub will be embraced as a commercial venture, probably by one of the very lowlifes it satirizes. You should register the url, pronto, before someone else...

Anyone else.... 16 The All New Jeni B 4 years

..completely under-whelmed with surprise at Ricky Martin coming out? I'm just surprised that it's taken this long...

NewsBiscuit gets new merchandise, designed by you 0 Zadok the second 4 years
It's a very odd life, really, isn't it? 8 PluckyMunky 4 years
My ass hurts! (The sequel.) 12 rikkor 4 years

No, sorry. That was just to grab your attention. I don't really have any phantom illnesses to whine about. But, in a serious vein, I was thinking of how to improve the chat format. It would be...

Run for your lives! 4 smyke 4 years

http://static.rarbg.com/posters2/c/cc544e90d39e465e00d757238442170a81f973fb.jpg The Large Hadron Collider's gone tits-up! Aaagh! Flee! It's says so on Sky News so it must be true!...

An apology 1 PluckyMunky 4 years

I am sorry if my 'Jack and Jill' sub wasn't very original. I didn't know of the much earlier sub. Again, my apologies...

Good front page Madjez. 'First time pumpers' - I love it 5 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Good front page Madjez. 'First time pumpers' - I love it...

Mastermind again 0 Oxbridge 4 years

Morning all - just to let you know that dear old Auntie Beeb fouled up again. My semi is not this Friday but 7 May. Be there or be somewhere else...