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Dashing FP, Des

Spiffing! Well done old bean...

5 Stan 05.02.11 1:43pm
rikkor
BBC Malawi story

Has anyone else read the "Farting ban" story on the BBC news website today? Life imitating art! I thought it was a rich seam but reading it I coudn't improve on the BBC's version...

2 beau-jolly 04.02.11 11:15pm
Gerontius
"I now pronounce you man and f*&%#@g wife"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1353542/Tourettes-wedding-registrar-Mike-Sullivan-microchip-implant-brain.html...

1 riesler 04.02.11 11:12pm
Gerontius
Nice e-book FP Stan

Note to ed: princip[i]al[/i]...

4 Des Custard 04.02.11 11:09pm
Gerontius
They say news parody as a sub-genre has pretty much been done...

Not websites, obviously. Talking telly of course. Anyone who has seen The Day Today will probably tell you that spoof TV news programmes will always exist in Chris Morris' shadow. So anyone...

15 Tristan Shout 04.02.11 11:17am
Golgo13
Top Gear

Top stuff TIAOWreally well written and well observed and well deserved...

2 Gerontius 03.02.11 10:03pm
A Wagonload Of Monkeys
Writer of the Month January 2011 – Ludicity!

Congratulations to Ludicity, who takes the Writer of the Month title for a record fourth time, with an impressive ten front pages, ranging from the hugely popular ‘Royal Wedding to feature 3D...

16 editor 03.02.11 4:55pm
Doylem
Kiss of Death: Blair anoints Mubarak

..he's probably grinning because Al Jazeera feeds to the US are censored...

1 Hunter F. Thompson 02.02.11 8:19pm
Hunter F. Thompson
Degrees in Rioting to be Introduced in UK Universities.

Following some of the shoddy and poorly orchestrated demonstrations that took place in the capital late last year, the Government are proposing to introduce a range of new academic courses, such as...

3 maxshreck 02.02.11 11:08am
maxshreck
Wot no January "Writer of Month"? 2 FormerlyAlOPecia 02.02.11 10:52am
Doylem
Boots selling DNA kits over counter - Good article, even better comments....

..especially, the replies to the first comment in the list. http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2011/02/01/boots_paternity_human_tissue/...

4 thackaray 01.02.11 8:22pm
4ty2
Two up front

I now have two items on the front page, a more soon and a left column thing. And neither of them had ANY votes or ANY comments. Just goes to show - bribery works!...

0 bonjonelson 01.02.11 7:13pm
bonjonelson
Cracking FP, Gromit

aka Ludicity., A delight from start to finish, like caramel Freddos...

2 allmyownstunts 31.01.11 10:41pm
Ludicity
. 0 Dumbnews 31.01.11 9:35pm
Dumbnews
Stewart Lee...

I’m reading - and really enjoying - Stewart Lee’s book, How I Escaped my Certain Fate. He annotates - at length - some of his stand-up routines, which, I know, sounds an appallingly...

4 Doylem 31.01.11 9:14am
Oxbridge
Novak Djokovic 'dreamt' of Murray final ,because he is shite and would easily 6 melody 30.01.11 7:42pm
Scroat
Kim n' Dave...fine double act, good to see them at number One

thought Wallster 'Middle aged Ninja' was worthy of an FP too...

4 Gerontius 30.01.11 9:16am
wallster
Nice FP, VCG.

Good stuff. You must feel 10 feet tall...

0 Golgo13 29.01.11 8:02am
Golgo13
How TV Ruined Your Life

Anyone watching Charlie Brooker's latest? No, not the dreadfulness unfolding on Channel Four, the BBC show? Well worth a viewing....

6 shitsu_tonka 28.01.11 8:07pm
Hunter F. Thompson
Sexism in satire

Is Newsbiscuit in danger of turning into another ‘lads mag’ or are we already there?, Just wondering if there are any lady contributors posting stuff these days or is it all blokes., The ladies...

18 Gerontius 28.01.11 7:28pm
rikkor
Not having a go but do you think that Cameron and Clegg maybe even worse than

G.Brown .I thought it would be impossible ...

5 melody 28.01.11 1:04pm
and another one
Anyone had trouble with racism ? from white folk

There was this cockney geezer who worked for telecom in Sheffield and he had a go at me wone day for speaking to him in a cockney accent ., many years later I worked in London and the cockney twats...

12 melody 28.01.11 1:04am
theumpire
Truebiscuit

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8283276/McDonalds-bans-tracksuits.html Are they offended by the idea that any of their customers could consider taking exercise?...

2 riesler 27.01.11 6:51pm
Zadok the second
I have an NB secret admirer.

I am getting very charming billets doux on the Private Message space. I won't say who I believe it is explicitly, but here's a clue. It's D-x-e-. (!!!!)...

13 rikkor 26.01.11 7:49pm
rikkor
It pays to advertise

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=C6s2tNhujYc]Wall Street Executive Air [/url]advertising spot...

1 Hunter F. Thompson 26.01.11 5:30am
Hunter F. Thompson
It’s not very often you find yourself agreeing with George Osborne

but ‘poor performance and stunted growth can be put down to cold winter weather conditions’ sounds about right , eh guys?, not so sure about him refusing to be ‘blown off course’thoughcan he...

0 Gerontius 25.01.11 5:25pm
Gerontius
Anyone perpared to be a beta tester for a spec sit-com script?

I've written a spec sit-com script for an existing (UK) show which, at some stage, I would like to send to the producers. Would anyone be prepared to read it, and give me some feedback? Does the...

24 Ian Searle 25.01.11 3:27pm
melody
I'll concede Ed

that your Olympic Stadium effort was a bit better than mine. Nice piece in the Indy on Sat, too on people growing up later. I write this as a 54 year old man still living with his mother and I can't...

1 fun and games 25.01.11 12:59pm
editor
All the 1-liners seem to be 5*

Has someone got upset at the scoring system or something? Overnight, 5* have appeared on just about everything, even including my modest attempt at humour. The world's gone mad...

14 Sinnick 25.01.11 11:55am
bonjonelson
A Red Red Rose(Live at Pearl's) by Eva Cassidy

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_gqctUZ4Oc]A Red Red Rose(Live at Pearl's) by Eva Cassidy [/url] I see that Google is honouring Burns today.Eva Cassiday died of melanoma not long after this...

0 arflaethel 25.01.11 9:22am
arflaethel