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RIP Leslie Nielsen

Just heard that Leslie Neilsen - star of Airplane, Police Squad (in color) and Naked Gun has died., He was a great comic actor and will be remembered for some great lines and impeccable timing...

10 antharrison 30.11.10 1:53pm
arrghgarry
My guess is you'll either love or hate this

I don't mind either way. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNvZqpa-7Q]I really like Christmas[/url]...

2 andhrimnir 30.11.10 11:53am
Scroat
Silent (kind of) protest time.

Please mark all spam as five stars. If spam is all of the Top Ten, maybe those in charge will take notice...

5 rikkor 30.11.10 7:34am
Zadok the second
Newsbiscuit subs 'uninspired' despite everyone being at home cos of the snow... 1 deskpilot3 29.11.10 11:41pm
rikkor
Bored? Snowed in? Have some fun and Google “arrghgarry”

Feast your eyes on such gems of wit as: “being gay is not naural ,go to the carribean or Africa and say this.It is an abnormality.For the simple reason of procreation” And on being told to...

2 De-scribe 29.11.10 8:23pm
De-scribe
Truebiscuit: Lawyer group suing a lawyer who created "How not to get sued" pack

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/105651-Copyright-Lawyers-Sue-Lawyer-Who-Helped-Copyright-Defendants Facepalm (Tis all that needs to be said)...

2 thackaray 29.11.10 6:38pm
rikkor
It had to happen sooner or later - the spam got the FP story today 2 Midnight Dreary 29.11.10 2:32pm
riesler
So what do you think HRH Prince Andrew has been up to

It could be a good draw nearest guy takes the money., I`ll go for animal love...

7 arrghgarry 29.11.10 12:51pm
arrghgarry
Criminal Element

I loved the article of the new criminal element, roentgenium, element 111., Science education, which is in serious trouble, can benefit greatly from this kind of material. Author of The Periodic...

10 scerri 29.11.10 10:15am
saltire
Tres amusant Eff-pay, Oxbridge.

Sartre's it...

2 rikkor 29.11.10 9:20am
Scroat
Wikileaks latest 'not without precedent'

The following was written during the war from the British Ambassador to Moscow to Lord Pembroke in 1943. It was released under the Freedom of Information Act in 2003....

1 red 28.11.10 9:30pm
ronseal
I have always seen the shocking price rises on the rail networks

and it must cost a fortune ,what percentage of your salary goes on transport in the south...

5 arrghgarry 28.11.10 5:47am
arrghgarry
Bernie Ecclestone mugged...

how could they stoop so low!...

1 riesler 27.11.10 11:51pm
The All New Jeni B
For Christ's sake, do something about the bloody spam, ed. 8 Dexter 27.11.10 10:32pm
rikkor
I love the one liner about the Face of Keith Richards found on a scrotum 7 ronseal 27.11.10 9:23pm
The All New Jeni B
BBC wins 'State the bleeding obvious' competition yet again...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-11832781 Given that all I had to do was look outside to establish this fact...

7 The All New Jeni B 27.11.10 8:25pm
ramblesnake
FP Comedy AU, Stan and Des.

Vy. good job...

5 rikkor 27.11.10 11:11am
Des Custard
George Carlin Speaks from beyond the grave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGOBm2J4tn0...

12 arrghgarry 27.11.10 9:50am
arrghgarry
Delia Smith to conduct Bernard matthews funeral

3 hrs at regulo 12 should do it, she says...

1 Bismarck 26.11.10 11:50pm
arrghgarry
Turkeys

Maybe I'm being lazy (or busy), but surely someone can step up to the mark and pull these Bernard Matthews gags together into a quality FP ? It's just too good an opportunity !...

7 Sinnick 26.11.10 6:40pm
Basil_B
Very nice NiB Zadok

Apparently there is a new city in China called Sheffield, all so that 'Sheffield steel' can be put on its products...

6 Oxbridge 26.11.10 3:08pm
Golgo13
Surely it is too early to mocking the 29 dead in New Zealand - 2

these are not politicians or pakis they are decent people...

58 arrghgarry 26.11.10 12:55pm
bonjonelson
Let's blame the Jews.

That normally works...

8 rikkor 26.11.10 11:52am
bonjonelson
Flame Wars: Global Warming Edition - 2

Instead of positioning the argument as global warming or climate change: Why not make the argument "Don't you think it would be better for everyone if 6 billion people took steps to stop polluting...

51 rikkor 26.11.10 9:00am
JayGee
Things that concern me, number 27.

I've noticed that on the newsbiscuit homepage Writers' Room comes before Chat Room, but once you enter either of them, the positions are reversed. This leaves me feeling a little uneasy...

3 bonjonelson 26.11.10 8:53am
Gerontius
True story. facebook may yet win the rights to the word Face

Facebook has this week been granted a ‘notice of allowance’ to trade mark the word ‘face’ by the US Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO). True. We should patent the English language....

8 StoopyDeGunt 25.11.10 10:00pm
Basil_B
Nice one Oxy

Excellent front page! Loved it! Great stuff from Red too...

3 Scroat 25.11.10 9:57am
saltire
H 6 bonjonelson 25.11.10 9:17am
Sinnick
H

More to this than meets the eye. This is what Mr Wiki has to say about pronunciation. Name in English In almost all dialects of English, the name for the letter is pronounced /ˈeɪtʃ/ and spelled...

1 Scroat 25.11.10 9:16am
Dexter
Oh dear, what can the matter be

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/11828052] This old dear's got locked in the lavatory[/url]...

3 Mr.3374 24.11.10 11:26pm
IABP