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Molly sends her thanks to Ed & Red 5 antharrison 4 years

My great departed friend has just been in contact asking me to send her thanks to Ed & Red from restoring the "Family dog remains upbeat etc" FP with its original content in relation to breed and...

An historic and wonderful piece... 3 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tGA6bpscj8&NR=1 I love the way he smiles, towards the end, realising he has pulled off a masterful performance of his own composition. The smile is needed,...

Come again? 4 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/10453199.stm...

Death Threats 27 Doctor Moptop 4 years

I've recently had death threats from a Disgruntled Poet. His use of the Anglo-Saxon vernacular was less than poetic - after duck, muck and luck what else have you got? Is it only poets who get this...

Interesting piece from the Editor on the BBC website 3 Genghis Cohen 4 years

Including mentions for recent satirical stories on this site by Catch24 and Ludicity. Straight to the top of the class, chaps. [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8773938.stm]Here[/url]...

Try the 'Pig of Happiness' video and desktop wallpaper, on here 0 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://www.edwardmonkton.com/ Lots of other items, too!...

Please, please, PLEASE... 3 Doctor Moptop 4 years

could someone do something with John Bercow: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1290716/Sanctimonious-dwarf-Enraged-MP-Simon-Burns-insults-Speaker-John-Bercow.html Perhaps you, Mary? I feel...

Going down with the captain. 19 wallster 4 years

Now, call me old fashioned, but if I were standing on the deck of the Titanic, facing an angry mob for some obscure reason that I can't fit into this analogy, and the vast majority of onlookers were...

Best joke about England's shite World Cup campaign... 5 thackaray 4 years

.I've heard and it easily beats these 2 "England's got a new coach, it's picking them up in the morning" or "Rooney has beaten David Blaine’s record for doing nothing in a box". So here it is.....

Nick Clegg can wear Spain kit in comfort now 0 simonjmr 4 years
Birmingham perfume? 1 Zadok the second 4 years

Google ads just now, urging me to get out there and buy a manly scent called Birmingham. Why?...

Who is Dave Gorman 0 virtuallywill 4 years

Drunken disabled man banned from mobility scooter http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/10453922.stm...

When (and if!) I ever flounce out of here... 7 rikkor 4 years

It will be The Mother of All Flounces, Flouncegeddon, Der Flaunzkrieg, and on and on. There will be no simpering, no toadying and no cravening. And especially, there will be no return...

Spiffing FP fellas, and great to see one of my favs from the archives 2 jp1885 4 years

Made my morning, so it has...

Thank G-d no one cares about the subs here anymore. 0 rikkor 4 years

It was all so boring trying to be creative...

The FP about stupid drivers a couple of weeks ago 20 antharrison 4 years

I was driving past a house a week-or-so ago and had to stop to take a photo. The owner was obviously upset and shouted that he "Would call the f***ing poice." He obviously wanted to remain as...

Where can apply for the last 2 hours of my life back? 9 FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
I was at a curry on Friday 6 Mrblacker 4 years

with colleagues from a well known public service boradcaster. Anyway, part way through the meal, one of our number had to leave the table to deal with some work stuff. When she got back, she said...

I'm watching Glastonbury on the tv at the moment.... 21 The All New Jeni B 4 years

and unlike my dad, I've never been to a festival., I'm not one for squalor, portaloos and tents, and the thought of staying unshowered for a whole weekend makes my skin crawl. But I really would...

Pensions 4 one against the world 4 years

Cameron to sell kidneys of public sector workers to offset pension deficit...

Government to cap immigration, BP bid for contract. 0 Ian Searle 4 years
Hmmmm. - 2 36 The All New Jeni B 4 years

I'm busy putting the finishing touches to my 'Personal Statement' for my Uni application, and the help page suggests giving details of hobbies and interests., Now my dilemma is; should I mention my...

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Come back, little whiner! 7 rikkor 4 years

ACHTUNG! S/he may be using multiple identities. Multiple personalities is almost a dead cert...

What's the big deal about Glastonbury. I mean really. 6 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

I went once. Bloody freezing it was. it rained, and I couldn't get the tent up. Despite what I said, my friend left the heater on in the car, so the battery went dead. So we had to push start it, in...

Bah to Friday night 26 shitsu_tonka 4 years

Yet again I have no stand-up gigs this weekend. That could be because: a) I'm shit at it., b) I live in the middle of nowhere with not much going on and I can't drive. Have decided it's b - not...

Capello blames hotel staff thieving for bad England performances 0 simonjmr 4 years
Inappropriate place names 17 riesler 4 years

Just been for a bike ride and came across 'Funton' - all it seems to be is a brick factory on a marsh, where's the fun in that?...

Super FP darkbill 1 Mary Evans 4 years

That is all...

Stand up comedian admits he is hopeless at self deprcating humoyur 2 arrghgarry 4 years

and spelling...