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I'm new here. Anyone know where the loos are? 28 la maga 4 years

Hello everyone, this seems an interesting place. I've just arrived and have posted a few things already so I thought I'd say hello. What kind of place is this then? Should I be more worried about the...

BTW, Is it a Big Deal to have beaten Slovenia [Slovenia who?] 1-0 1 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

I ask because not only am I underwhelmed upon reading of it on the Beeb, but there are no vuvuzelas ringing in the slum gardens below. P.S.: Spell check doesn't [i]Do[/i] Vuvuzelas...

Bwahahahahahahahaha 3 Oxbridge 4 years

Very nice one indeed Stoops. See also: http://www.theonion.com/articles/chinese-factory-worker-cant-believe-the-shit-he-ma,1343/...

Could someone please tell me what a 'troll' is? 8 PluckyMunky 4 years

I have been told I am one, three times, now and I have no idea of what it means in this context...

Winnie Mandela reminisces about Stompie Moeketsi who used to play for 0 arrghgarry 4 years

Mandela United and how he would have loved the world cup ,it`s sad he was grassed in the face in her backyard ...

Google Ads does it again 0 andhrimnir 4 years

Mention of the Newsbiscuit groupie / stalker / pshycopathic serial killer and all of a sudden I'm inundated with ad's for christian dating sites...

What the f*** 2 riesler 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/10387110.stm How busy is it going to be now then? It won't do to attract hundreds of people to the town centre on a Wednesday afternoon!...

Feelin' Groovy 21 Ian Searle 4 years

I just tried to upload something to the writers' room and got the error message "slow down you're going to fast" does it know any other songs?...

Top US general sacked for fighting war with one armed tied behind his back 0 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

America's top general has been accused of not taking the Afghan conflict seriously enough, after he admitted in an interview that he was fighting the goddamn war with one arm tied behind his back.,...

Today Programme 0 Scroat 4 years

Used the joke about the England team visiting an orphanage this morning...

Going on TV. 24 shitsu_tonka 4 years

I'm going on TV soon. Am on Dave Gorman's show Genius. Biscuity advice on how to do this and not come across as an utter dingus would be appreciated. Am already the star of a film about working in...

Yakabu blames his unvelievable miss on having the pressure of 0 arrghgarry 4 years

dealing with the $35 million his Uncle left him in his will .There was a catch though yakubu needs a co signatory that lives near a western union bank ...

Young Dutch student denies murdering girl found in his room 0 arrghgarry 4 years

After Mr Sloots extradition and he confessed to beating the girl with a tennis racket he does not not think he should be strung up as he has the advantage of the support of the centre court ,it was ...

Sidebottom dead. 5 andhrimnir 4 years

You know he is., He really is...

Judging by the budget... 4 Mary Evans 4 years

I'm now even less pleased I quit smoking to have a family...

Move along... 1 PluckyMunky 4 years
RSPCA worried about the extinction of the Quango by buget 0 4ty2 4 years

On the eve of the budget being published fear has spread about the possibility of the extinction of the Quango. With calls about reinstating foxhunting to protect livestock in London instead of the...

Fat greek man Tavlos arrested for telling the truth 0 arrghgarry 4 years

All I said was the team was Hoeful Victoria needed a good meal which he could provide ,an the team was shite .It had been a fall from grace and was not sure if the bookings would still come in for...

Mrs Munky gave me a painting of 3 slices of Battenburg, for fathers' day 4 PluckyMunky 4 years

It's beautiful and is already on the wall. Miss and Master Munky both phoned to say they were sorry they hadn't sent cards but Master M and his lady wife will take us out for dinner soon. Miss...

Mr/ms 'one star marker' is back! 4 PluckyMunky 4 years
Biscuiteers to meet up in London pub on Summer Solstice 3 edward hack 4 years

Mere coincidence or careful planning., Will it be the longest day or the longest night?, Who will be first to suggest a few pagan rituals might be in order, Will somebody take a camera or will the...

TWAT OF THE WEEK 7 Scroat 4 years

No contest this week. Lets hope he does better against Algeria. I think the problem with the match against the USA was that the ball may have been a little greasy. Seriously, hope he plays a...

Would two posh Liverpudlians be skice? 6 Oxbridge 4 years

Just wondering...

Oi! Westwell! - 23 67 Des Custard 4 years

Woss occuring then? Get it sorted. Me and the lads are looking for a session on 21 June but time and place needed. Queen Vic? And do we need to be tooled up? And don't give me none of that 'last...

Will you be able to afford a drink, tomorrow night....? 1 PluckyMunky 4 years

I don't want to be a party pooper (as I believe they say in the US), but, remember that tomorrow, that sinister Mr Osborne offers his budget as a means of helping us all. It may be that a pint will...

Nary Mary 2 Mary Evans 4 years

Alas boys and girls, a day in the big smoke has taken it out of my pregnant hulk, so am returning home for respite. Hope you have a fab evening, M xx...

Anyone but that miserable Scottish bastard 2 arrghgarry 4 years

When the England team was asked who would they like to see win Wimbledon they replied anyone but ,then it dawned on them that a British tennis player had as much chance of winning as they did .,...

How`s my mauling 0 arrghgarry 4 years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1288111/Grizzly-bear-kills-72-year-old-walker.html...

America Slovenia game refeeree comes clean 4 arrghgarry 4 years

and admits he is the last descendant of Kunta Kinte...

Pedantic point about the mechanics of submitting subs 9 PluckyMunky 4 years

The error message contains a split infinitive: "You need to actually submit some content!" This is such a worry...