Topic — Add New » Comments Author Freshness
Hey Plucky 4 antharrison 4 years

How is it going? Normally have a bit of noise from you but it's very quiet., Hope all is well...

Now would be a good time 3 Scroat 4 years

To run the North Utsire/South Utsire story from the archives, don't you think?...

So if I have zoo in the headline 2 Scroat 4 years

The ad will be about some zoo or other? Or not...

"Sorry, wrong Kingston" armed police apologise to London suburb 0 De Acuerdo 4 years
I love the NIB about the Change Manager job today 0 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

ED209 There's a name to watch!...

Great story on the pesky meddlesome supremo who keeps mucking up settled theory 3 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Lucidity! Aren't you pleased with the bar code? Lovely...

I don't want to seem petty minded but - 2 31 MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Today's front page story is an old joke, and the ticker about the Isle of Wight presenting Antiques Roadshow as Tomorrow's World was on HIGNFY last week., Visitors to Newsbiscuit, lured by tales of...

Dear Nice Person Who Decides Which Ad to Run Along the Top of the Chat Board: 9 allmyownstunts 4 years

No. A hot girl did not message me at PlentyofFish.com today. And in the unlikely event of my ever feeling the need for one, the association with plenty of fish would probably make me check out...

Google 5 Scroat 4 years

Why can't it be like this every day? Brilliant!...

Spell check? Good heavens 2 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

MY SPELL CHECK RECOGNIZES LAWRENCE DURRELL AND NIETZSCHE. Probably others, as well. I'm so accustomed to correcting numbskull grammar and parsing on the thingy that I am surprised...

Twat of the Week - It's only Tuesday and here's a good contender 8 thackaray 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/8703928.stm...

Scary fact of the day 1 Oxbridge 4 years

The Chancellor, George Osborne, is a year younger than England's goalkeeper David James...

Daily Mail Headline Generator 11 Peter 4 years

A good way to procrastinate for a few minutes http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/...

Local News Stories? 0 Doctor Moptop 4 years

This one tickled me....

I loved today's front page. And I've made a twat of myself at many England games 0 ronseal 4 years

Those days are over now. And the site of an England flag makes me want to quit drinking altogether. it's that bad. So well done Oxbridge. He's no mastermind, but he's funny...

Today's FP takes me back 2 Scroat 4 years

Seem to remember someone did a story about people carrying 'stupid' cards to indicate their level of intelligence. I said it had been done already with the red cross flags. Rikkor responded in a...

In lockstep to the brink: over we go! 1 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

., ., ., ., .,...

I got a 'one star' today! 1 PluckyMunky 4 years

That's always nice...

I know I am a stupid old bastard 6 PluckyMunky 4 years

but this bit of grainy, black and white, really cheers me up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcR9iKtxQVw&feature=related...

Brilliant front page today 5 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

As a catholic (well, sort of) I found it pleasingly offensive. I wasn't molested at St Josephs, but God knows plenty of boys were. The slags. Being rejected like that leaves a mark. Now I...

Best story on the Onion in months 1 Oxbridge 4 years

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-social-networking-site-changing-the-way-oh-chr,17465/...

Back to back quality FPs 1 Des Custard 4 years

Well done Stanley...

"JorShoes Overstock Clearance" looks very much like SPAM 3 PluckyMunky 4 years
I'm selling access to Princess Margaret Rose for US$50... 1 rikkor 4 years

Doesn't talk much and has rather a "dry" sense of humor. But, as she still drinks and smokes like anything, can be the life of the party. Seriously, feel vy. bad for your Queen. Can't be a nice...

Weather 7 QorbeQ 4 years

Cracking convalescence weather! Ta to whoever arranged it!...

Neat-O 9 Scroat 4 years

Wosappend?...

Kiss, 'pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear' 0 PluckyMunky 4 years

Some kiss! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7772902.stm "Couples are advised to 'proceed with caution.'"...

Oops 2 Crow 4 years

Here it is http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8698842.stm...

Someone lamented the lack of positive journalism 0 Crow 4 years

I do agree but check out the mayor's delightfully daft positive comment at the end of this piece...

TWAT OF THE WEEK 8 Scroat 4 years

No idea. Maybe the editor of the local rag, with an amazing headline over a story about Paul Daniels: I'm NOT a sex symbol says magician Paul, 72...