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How are you feeling today Mr Beq? 4 PluckyMunky 4 years

Have you had some ice cream?...

Hello, everyone. It is quiet, again, tonight 6 PluckyMunky 4 years

I have tried singing, suggesting music and poetry and offering general pleasantries. I am not entirely convinced that any of them have been hugely succesful. Apart from generally telling me to fuck...

Before I give up on the musical suggestions, give this a listen 1 PluckyMunky 4 years

Sublime, I would say. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKJw74JWYwg&feature=fvw...

Shedding a tear 2 Mrblacker 4 years

I've just finished watch The West Wing and have to admit to shedding a tear over the death of Leo McGarry, Jed Bartlet's CoS. It got me thinking who Biscuiteers would shed a tear over from our...

BA to Strike 6 IRC 4 years

I ain't getting on no plane fool...

T-day... 11 QorbeQ 4 years

Today is tonsillectomy day over in QorbeQ-land oh joy. Expect many ill-judged, badly-constructed subs over the next week or two as I try to entertain myself, possibly between heavy sessions of...

Excellent FP, chaps 3 sauce 4 years

Good combination...

It's nealdoran's birthday on Thursday. 7 rikkor 4 years

(I found out through FB.) In honor of that blessed event, I apologized and will never make bitchy comments to him again. That is my birthday present...

Surely fruit cake would be more appropriate than pancakes? 1 sauce 4 years

http://motherjones.com/mojo/2010/05/orly-taitz-pancake-painting-dan-lacey...

A poem for a Tuesday night 0 PluckyMunky 4 years

In praise of poets I reckon—when I count it all, Emily Dickinson I reckon—when I count it all—, First—Poets—Then the Sun—, Then Summer—Then the Heaven of God—, And then—the...

David Mitchell announced as reluctant stunt double for new PM 5 Tigerstripes 4 years

Or is it just me ????...

Fairly pedestrian, but OK if you want the whole thing. 0 PluckyMunky 4 years

This may be the dullest version of this piece, but it is good value for (no) money. The whole thing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEllLECo4OM I do try to help, where I can. Bless me...

Jimmy Jimmy oooh..... 8 edward hack 4 years

.what a lovely FP, Got your leg over first time of asking., Well done young man., Now the slide into drug and alcohol abuse, domestic violence and gambling., Welcome to Newsbiscuit...

Today Programme joke 4 Scroat 4 years

One of the Today Programme's infamous racing tips this morning was a horse called 'Transvestite.' Sarah Montague made a comment about the name, and the sports chappie quipped it must be worth an each...

It's quiet in here tonight... 28 PluckyMunky 4 years

Me and Mrs Munky went to Gloucester, today, in a shower of rain. Someone has to, I suppose. We took Master Munky and his wife out for lunch and it was all very pleasant. I have to see a student,...

TWAT OF THE WEEK 27 Scroat 4 years

Russell Crowe for me. Michael Gove for Sauce...

There's something wrong with me today. 4 The All New Jeni B 4 years

Even more than usual. I just read this headline as "Moist"., http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8687317.stm...

As its Monday, try this... 7 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3zSV19AksQ...

Warm and cuddly 5 sauce 4 years

NB's such a welcoming place these days. Newcomers get "hello"s, suggestions and encourangement. When I posted my first sub, what did I get? Joan, telling me to fuck off...

Boiling an egg 24 PluckyMunky 4 years

1. Put an egg in a pan of boiling water,, 2. Boil until cooked,, 3. Remove from pan and shell before eating...

Any news from Noosa Beach 4 edward hack 4 years

'Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded ' does anybody know what happened next?, We have a right to know., OK biscuiteers, Noosa Beach - how romantic is that?, You must have seen pictures...

Another cracking FP Genghis 4 Ludicity 4 years

And let us not forget a historic achievement for Daves - who I believe now equal the number of women in Government...

Facebook Security 8 rikkor 4 years

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/13/technology/personaltech/13basics.html?scp=2&sq=facebook&st=cse Good article for those of you who use FB. Or, God help you, if your children do...

Now thats what I call an FP. 5 MADJEZ 4 years

Wotta cracker Lucy. !, A work of genius...

Letter from America on your election. 17 rikkor 4 years

As an American, I was interested to learn that you do not have a Congress in England, but a "Parliament". Also, your political parties have different names than ours. I could not have been more...

This might make you laugh too 3 Scroat 4 years

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z38/dcoxell/DSC00154.jpg...

No idle chatter, here 12 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

So what is unfolding is a Social War on a global scale – not the class war envisioned in the 19th century, but a war of finance against entire economies, against industry, real estate and...

Buttering bread 11 PluckyMunky 4 years

Take a slice of bread and butter it. What could possibly go wrong here? [center][i]Two in an short, occasional, series of 23789. Prof. Munky Inc.[/i][/center]...

Foreign Office advice to Brits in Thailand. "Stick to neutral colour clothing" 8 brownpaperreporter 4 years

avoid red in particular, even a lively crimson could cause an issue...

The BP oil spill problem 8 Peter 4 years

Has anyone noticed that BP's solution to their oil leak is essentially the same as the soultion employed by EPA when Homer puts a silo of pig crap in Lake Springfield during 'The Simpsons Movie' I...