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Tax doesn’t have to be taxing, but it F#*cking is!

I have been waiting on the phone for someone at HM revenue to answer there phone for 1 hour 20 mins now,I might be away for some time...

5 godly1966 22.01.12 7:07pm
Sinking feeling.

While listening to Sky news coverage of the Italian liner disaster, I heard the following captivating commentary: “lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court clearly on view.” I...

7 John Ffitch-Rucker 21.01.12 4:26pm
pictures of 1890s new york

5 writinginbsl 21.01.12 3:47pm
Indian labourer backpacks around Britain to find himself

Nice find in the archives. Beauty...

1 Username 20.01.12 1:43pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
A380 wings to have crack checks

This headline is showing on the BBC site at the moment Must be a latest news or a small sub waiting to happen ! .. What about other drugs...

0 Not Amused 20.01.12 1:23pm
Not Amused
That’s just taking the piss...

1 John Ffitch-Rucker 19.01.12 9:00pm
Does anyone know...

if the FP headers can accommodate more than 80 characters, even if the titles on the message board can’t? It’s just that I’m working on a piece with a header that’s 84 characters long and it...

4 Qoxiivi 19.01.12 1:25pm
The All New Jeni B
Lovely wikipedia archive story

Great work Mr Larking...

1 Vertically Challenged Giant 18.01.12 8:31pm
Happy New Year.

Isn’t it great when a plan comes together,

4 John Ffitch-Rucker 18.01.12 8:20pm
What counts as "the public interest"?

I was reading something about the Leveson inquiry yesterday and some editor of some paper (I'm good at remembering details, can you tell?) was saying that greater invasion of privacy is justified...

1 Vertically Challenged Giant 18.01.12 3:21pm
Is it just me or is the purple woman on today's FP a bit yummy?

I'll get my coat...

10 Oxbridge 17.01.12 6:40pm
Ian Hislop is so twitter right now

that those phishing sockpuppet-bot accounts are using his good name to redirect me to porn sites and dodgy fake shopping sites., Kudos...

0 thisisall1word 17.01.12 2:07pm
Hey Jeni...

You're having a bit of a bash tonight then? Of course with my advancing years I thought you'd still be around, but nowadays these things don't start until at least 1 a.m. so you're probably out...

12 Scroat 16.01.12 10:31pm
'Honeymooning couple rescued from cabin 24hours after cruise ship sinks'

think perhaps they didn't notice the earth had actually moved 84degrees to port, or were just to busy to care?...

1 Ironduke 16.01.12 9:19pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Confused by the Daily Mail

The picture, the business deal, the home-schooling lest the children get infected with normality, the fact he and his wife are incapable of getting any job, the 'last of a dying breed of Englishmen'....

22 shitsu_tonka 16.01.12 8:48pm
What colour are you?

For the last few weeks we have been obsessed with colour Diane Abbott, John Terry, Liverpool football club etc. So I think it might be helpful if we know each other’s colour. I will start the ball...

20 godly1966 16.01.12 5:16pm
the coarse whisperer
Tories want to give the Queen £60m for her birthday...

in the form of a new yacht. Are they out of their fucking minds? There must be a sub in this for someone. Perhaps along the lines of what the nation should give the Queen and how we rustle up the...

6 shitsu_tonka 16.01.12 3:30pm

I just heard a glorious Freudian slip on local radio during a phone-in about sleep problems. The presenter asked people to phone in and share "the best way to knob off - er- NOD off to sleep!"...

0 Major Clanger 16.01.12 11:59am
Major Clanger
A cow-based economy

Thought I'd share this email - why should I be the only one to suffer? A cow-based economy SOCIALISM, You have 2 cows., You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM, You have 2 cows., The State...

5 Major Clanger 16.01.12 7:57am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Balm for the soul - 2

iTunes just picked out 'Rene and Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After the War' by Paul Simon for me...

42 Scroat 15.01.12 11:56am
I really wanted to post..

.."Physicist in Schrodinger Tradegy when colleague opened front door", but just didn't have the courage...

4 Al OPecia 15.01.12 1:59am
Comedy names for companies

Probably been done before, and probably featured loads of chippies called 'Bob's Plaice' and builders called Bodgit and Scarper, but what are the best (or worst) named companies? Reason for asking...

18 Midfield Diamond 14.01.12 11:30pm
Child Benefit

removal of child benefit from higher rate tax payers sounds fundamentally sensible in our straitened circumstances. However, viewed at another waythe nation will only pay poorer people to have...

14 Ironduke 14.01.12 11:08pm
John Ffitch-Rucker

(⌒-⌒; )...

4 ゴルゴ13 14.01.12 11:08pm
Proper, good, old-fashioned thievery

[url=]frankly I wish them every successterrific effort![/url]...

3 Ironduke 14.01.12 8:42pm
BBC headline

Just saw this headline: "Women march over breast implants" I hope they took them out first...

1 beau-jolly 14.01.12 4:28pm
What's everybody drinking tonight?

Not an offer to buy a virtual round, just interested in what you're all imbibing. I'm on a heady mix of cans in a handsome jug. Thwaites Champion Mild, 3.2%ABV, 440ml plus Abbot Ale, 5%ABV, 500ml....

24 Scroat 14.01.12 2:08pm
Dead Pool v2.0. No-side.

Following the degeneration of the last dead pool posts into pseudo ironic reasons for fatality, I thought you might like to play with my own list for 2012., I've taken out Maggie (ooh, how I wish)...

4 Iscariot 14.01.12 1:50pm
How to rob Tesco

Following lots of jolly good ideas in another thread I thought it may be an idea to start a thread of its own. Please understand though that this is not condoning shoplifting; All the ideas will...

14 beau-jolly 13.01.12 8:02pm
The headline had me imagining shots of Beyonce with a gob full of Hubba-Bubba...

but no.

3 The All New Jeni B 13.01.12 6:20pm
John Ffitch-Rucker