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Excellent donkey FP today.

Great work VCG and Red...

1 Stan 21.04.11 10:46am
Vertically Challenged Giant
www.chubbybabes.com?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12918531...

0 riesler 21.04.11 10:23am
riesler
"At Stonehenge, take a f*cking left turn"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8461290/Sat-nav-Prehistoric-man-used-crude-sat-nav.html...

6 riesler 20.04.11 5:08pm
Scroat
Anonymous Tagging

I thought I read on here recently that we were supposed to be seeing an end to anonymous tagging. Well some joker has been through everything I've posted and tagged it with 'No tags yet'...

1 Vertically Challenged Giant 20.04.11 1:34pm
rikkor
Actual URL for an article in the independent

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/utter-PR-fiction-but-people-love-this-shit-so-fuck-it-lets-just-print-it-2269573.html Read the URL carefully...

7 fernandomando 19.04.11 10:08pm
rickwestwell
EU bankers worry about Germany's offer to bail out Austria, Poland and France... 0 deskpilot3 19.04.11 7:24pm
deskpilot3
Pitching for new business

I've just been contacting publishing houses for copyediting/proofreading work. One chap came back and said he was publishing a maths book in Japanese. His next projects are a book on Abu Dhabi in...

2 Scroat 19.04.11 3:38pm
beau-jolly
A worthy FP

and Red up to his usual high standard. I raise my coffee cup to you all...

1 riesler 19.04.11 2:53pm
riesler
Florida. Nice.

Just in case you have never been to Florida, but thought it would be a fun, inexpensive vacation:...

7 rikkor 19.04.11 2:19pm
Scroat
What better way to find out that your touch-typing skills aren't too hot?

Half way through what was (and unfortunately, still is) a terribly interesting day at work, I was researching the typical recovery periods for a fractured foot. ...

18 SingingHinny 19.04.11 2:03pm
OllieP
Further proof that the world is coming to an end.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8454002/Puberty-blocker-for-children-considering-sex-change.html Or, at the very least, should be coming to an end. Especially since 15% of girls can...

8 rikkor 19.04.11 1:39pm
rikkor
Arsenal lose 1989 league title to Liverpool

A dramatic Ray Houghton goal in the 1.151×10^7th minute of injury time gave Liverpool their 18th league championship, bringing their tally to 19, while pushing Arsenal into the runner up position in...

0 eartrumpet 19.04.11 12:56am
eartrumpet
The Wombles are not taking it anymore

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/18/article-1378102-0BADCD7100000578-699_634x344.jpg "What the fuck did you say about Mdm Cholet's cake?" I wonder if this could be worked into a story?...

0 the coarse whisperer 18.04.11 3:54pm
the coarse whisperer
Truebiscuit

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13109493 I love the fact that it all unravelled because they told Sven that they couldn't pay the milk bill. Thank God the window cleaner didn't turn up on the same...

0 riesler 18.04.11 1:01pm
riesler
Ireland to be repossessed by the ECB

The Government of Ireland has announced the country is to foreclose. With massive unsustainable debts it seems the only way forward is for the Country to sell up and move to a smaller cheaper...

0 brd888 18.04.11 12:15pm
brd888
Man-Knitting. Be confident. Reclaim the art and relive your Scout days.

Something for that key-ring, a lanyard for the penknife. A wrist loop for the torch. Put the kettle on, make a pot, settle down and 'just do it'. The stuff's all on Amazon and can be delivered to...

19 16.04.11 4:04am
Ironduke
I made a bread crumb stuffing for haddock tonight.

Bread crumbs, lots of butter, more salt than you would think, sauteed onions and garlic (not too much), tarragon, lemon juice (a lot), and something tomato. The tomato can be chopped, tomato paste,...

21 rikkor 15.04.11 7:17pm
Pinhead
Chicken comes before egg.

Hence the smirk...

0 OldThingy 15.04.11 6:42pm
OldThingy
Hybrid cars 'live longer' - report

AA spokesman describes research as 'idiotic'...

0 15.04.11 6:36pm
Re today's FP: Is it just me....? - 2

Or are we (collectively, not just satirists) giving the Lib Dems a ton of grief for compromising their principles, while giving the Tories an easy ride for never having any in the first place? And...

44 Oxbridge 15.04.11 4:02pm
beau-jolly
Khadafy and Charlie Sheen inked to costar in Al Jazeera sitcom.

The Al Jazeera television network announced today that it would start producing its first situation comedy, and they had signed Mouammar Khadafi and Charlie Sheen as its leading men. This press...

0 Tom Sarvay 15.04.11 1:43pm
Tom Sarvay
Old news

Channel 4 news was just on, but then Mrs Q noticed that the kids had paused Hollyoaks earlier for tea and we were indeed hearing old news. She's put the end of Eastenders on instead, but to be honest...

2 QorbeQ 14.04.11 6:41pm
Pinhead
Now. Some people think British people are a bit crazy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM I wonder why?...

3 Scroat 14.04.11 12:01pm
OldThingy
MODERATOR - CAN YOU PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

http://www.siberian-kittens.co.uk/cats/males/boublik/1.jpghttp://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJAfCDvxRGrns7xQMk1pkaqbj2E0lrH39h7N0PYcZx0_ZF98Dm[center][i]"Acclaimed equalities campaigner still...

11 13.04.11 3:48pm
Scroat
One of the best FPs for ages

Topical, witty, germaine, and very funny. Laugh out loud stuff I thought. And some class tickers too...

6 Scroat 13.04.11 1:37pm
Mary Evans
Fine FP Gengho

Good jokes and parallels, rounded off by correct spelling of Middlesbrough...

8 Des Custard 13.04.11 10:01am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Has the Daily Mail ripped off a Newsbiscuit idea?

Just seen this on the Daily Mail web site http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1375086/My-Big-Fat-Gypsy-Royal-Wedding-How-Kate-Middletons-big-day-look.html...

2 ronseal 13.04.11 7:14am
"I don't believe it" time

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-13034582 If they plan to add iodine to salt, is this the same salt that chip shops are being advised to hide under the counter???...

1 riesler 12.04.11 2:24pm
QorbeQ
Sometimes you just don't have to make it up.

http://www.charities-database.co.uk/1054829.html Great name for a Secretary, to boot...

2 FormerlyAlOPecia 11.04.11 9:30pm
be reasonable
Rikkor, is there life after Glenn Beck?

Now the Glenopocalpyse has happened and he has been given the push is there anyone else waiting in the wings? You have a much better class of extremist nutter in the US, they are deeply...

19 shitsu_tonka 11.04.11 6:43pm
be reasonable