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Voices, voices ... 2 sauce 4 years

Those of you dahlings of a literary bent will know that creative writers - poets, fiction - need to "find" their own voice. A lot of accusations seem to fly around in here that so-and-so is someone...

Literary Biscuits 0 shitsu_tonka 4 years

Got a novel in you? Sick it up and win the Sir Terry Pratchett Prize. [url=http://www.terrypratchett.co.uk/news/termsandconditions.html]Info[/url]...

Any news on Mary? 8 antharrison 4 years

No bad language today...

Writer of the Month for June - Darkbill gets his hattrick!!! - 2 31 editor 4 years

Congratulations to the mysterious and enigmatic Darkbill who has won his third Writer of the Month award in a very competitive June which saw him just edge ahead of strong showings from Ludicity and...

Is Eugenics funny? - 234 110 BillyBitzer 4 years

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/06/30/asda-to-sterilise-all-customers-to-protect-gene-pool/ Perhaps John O'Farrell's point that it time to stop taking the piss out of the working classes and replace...

Pre-Raphaelite painting proves Derren Brown 'at least 150 yrs old' (see pic) 3 dicky37 4 years

New evidence has come to light that proves conclusively that Derren Brown sold his soul to the devil in exchange for magical powers and eternal life sometime back in the 1800's. In 'Lorenzo and...

Quote of the Week ! The masseuse propositioned by Al Gore. 13 MADJEZ 4 years

'she was dissuaded from contacting the police by friends of hers. "they were basically asking me to just suck it up, otherwise the world's going to be destroyed from global warming", she said'...

Community policing 1 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/10495714.stm...

Animal Lovers 6 theumpire 4 years

I've just had a couple of days in Ross-on-Wye, paddling down Symonds Yat etc. But on my approach to Ross, passing through a little village, I saw a newspaper hoarding which said - HORROR DOG...

Lay down your arms and surrender to mine... 1 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/10483734.stm "We don't know how this plastic arm came to be in the middle of the road, whether it was placed there deliberately or whether it had fallen...

Harry Corbett held on charges of children's puppet fisting 1 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

oops posted in wrong place, how do I get rid?...

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish - 2 46 PluckyMunky 4 years

No flounce, just a goodbye. I have enjoyed the fun, wit and skill of other people, so thanks for that. I have also enjoyed the company. I am less sure of the rather cowardly use of anonymous tags -...

Down they come... 10 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicester/10465457.stm...

Someone having a bad day 1 sauce 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicester/10465457.stm...

A Eugenics professor, a Roman Catholic priest, a supermarket manager, 6 andhrimnir 4 years

a merchant banker and a manual labourer walk into a pub. What a nice society we live in...

Brilliant FP whoever you are 2 edward hack 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/politics/10470914.stm, Genius, had me laughing all the way through, Some great gags and fine pic from red, Original, surreal and utterly bizarre., Wish I had thought of...

Chat room closes following catering blunder. 0 andhrimnir 4 years

Members were left with egg on their faces when only three people turned up to an anniversary bash that had 100 acceptances and had catered for 50 people. One of the members "Andhrimnir" said that she...

Channel Four anounces new show, "Investigators, Camera, Fraud" 0 hero2zero 4 years

A new program, under the editorial control of Benefit Fraud Investigation Team will follow the "Chase" of fraudsters leading to their successful prosecution. A spokesman said, "The innocent need not...

Thought for the Day 3 Scroat 4 years

On Radio 4's Thought for the Day this morning, it said that it costs more to keep someone in prison than it does to keep them at Eton. Brings a whole new meaning to 'the privileged classes' does it...

Still don't get the ticker joke about Facebook and Twitter 7 ramblesnake 4 years

though it seems like it's Ed's favourite...

Great FP Darkbill. 0 saltire 4 years

Bang on target and very funny. Good man...

Molly sends her thanks to Ed & Red 5 antharrison 4 years

My great departed friend has just been in contact asking me to send her thanks to Ed & Red from restoring the "Family dog remains upbeat etc" FP with its original content in relation to breed and...

An historic and wonderful piece... 3 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tGA6bpscj8&NR=1 I love the way he smiles, towards the end, realising he has pulled off a masterful performance of his own composition. The smile is needed,...

Come again? 4 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/10453199.stm...

Death Threats 27 Doctor Moptop 4 years

I've recently had death threats from a Disgruntled Poet. His use of the Anglo-Saxon vernacular was less than poetic - after duck, muck and luck what else have you got? Is it only poets who get this...

Interesting piece from the Editor on the BBC website 3 Genghis Cohen 4 years

Including mentions for recent satirical stories on this site by Catch24 and Ludicity. Straight to the top of the class, chaps. [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8773938.stm]Here[/url]...

Try the 'Pig of Happiness' video and desktop wallpaper, on here 0 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://www.edwardmonkton.com/ Lots of other items, too!...

Please, please, PLEASE... 3 Doctor Moptop 4 years

could someone do something with John Bercow: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1290716/Sanctimonious-dwarf-Enraged-MP-Simon-Burns-insults-Speaker-John-Bercow.html Perhaps you, Mary? I feel...

Going down with the captain. 19 wallster 4 years

Now, call me old fashioned, but if I were standing on the deck of the Titanic, facing an angry mob for some obscure reason that I can't fit into this analogy, and the vast majority of onlookers were...

Best joke about England's shite World Cup campaign... 5 thackaray 4 years

.I've heard and it easily beats these 2 "England's got a new coach, it's picking them up in the morning" or "Rooney has beaten David Blaine’s record for doing nothing in a box". So here it is.....