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Norfolk and Angus ruled out of test group areas... 0 The All New Jeni B 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_east_and_fife/10520789.stm...

Octopus Paul cuases consternation to Germans 0 thisisall1word 4 years

I'm not usually a betting man - but this is a sign;, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10521867.stm...

'Foxy Huntgo' 2 Bob 4 years

The rise in fox numbers in urban centres has sparked a new craze amongst youth groups across the country, urban fox hunting. Urban fox hunting has taken off in such epidemic proportions local...

Sympathetic brain leads to high blood pressure 0 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

There's a report out today from Bristol University, that says a sympathetic brain function can make your blood pressure higher. If you were a news editor, how would you spin this scrap of...

Dear God, could we have our frizbees back please? 26 wallster 4 years

I'm thinking of popping round to the supreme deity's house in a bit (she lives up the road at No 42, where else?), to ask if we can have some of our best loved comedy frizbees back. My top 3...

Driving Instructors Lament Overuse of Horn. 0 saltire 4 years

' The first appearance of a vuvuzela at a Turkish soccer match forced police to use pepper gas to quell fighting that spread from the stands and onto the pitch., Two young supporters started playing...

Comedy Gigs 8 shitsu_tonka 4 years

Am all of a joyous squirm as I've just got tickets for Doug Stanhope's London run in September and am currently raising a posse to attend the Eddie Izzard/Reginald D. Hunter/Dylan Moran uber-gig...

If he can get a hold of fire-arms... 0 The All New Jeni B 4 years

you'd think he'd borrow a better motor, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/10517837.stm...

Truebiscuit 5 fun and games 4 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/7870911/Childrens-drawings-analysed-to-assess-satisfaction.html One or two of you may recognise the name of the gentleman quoted...

From a cranky fat bird who spent several hours in premature labour last night - 23 72 Mary Evans 4 years

*** BEGINNING OF FOUL-MOUTHED TIRADE*** To anyone who devotes far more time whining about this site than actually contributing anything remotely positive to it: WHY THE FUCK COME HERE YOU...

***NEAT-O VERDICT***** 1 Mrblacker 4 years

Some nice entries on the theme of roasting, but the winner is: Svendo. A nice use of the asterisk, although he was pushed pretty close by QorbeQ. So Svendo, over to you...

Congratulations Mr Hack 4 Scroat 4 years

Lovely FP. Well deserved indeed, he said patronisingly...

Not only have the BBC entitled the link -'Gay Bishop Risks Splitting Church'... 3 The All New Jeni B 4 years

but they appear to have accidentally outed actor Philip Seymour Hoffman -, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10505173.stm...

Henley Royal Regatta 5 Scroat 4 years

Had some free tickets so went to Wimbledon yesterday. On the train on the way met hoardes of people bound for Henley in all their finery. Posh frocks, blazers etc. Coming home we met similar hoardes...

Sooty 6 Scroat 4 years

It seems you may be a girl...

Nice FP Zadok 3 wallster 4 years

I particularly like the last paragraph; seems strangely resonant...

GO MARY 18 edward hack 4 years

Love it., That is fantastic., A true test of worth/worthiness passed with flying colours (oopps - am I starting to sound a bit creepy), I love the idea of multiple names., It really does floor...

***NEAT-O TOPIC*** 11 Mrblacker 4 years

You have until next Sunday July 4th to come up with something using the word: roasting...

White Van Man 0 BillyBitzer 4 years

I've just seen this letrasetted on the the England flag painted on the back of a White Van "Once full of pride. Now full of shit"...

Latest Freegle fiasco... 0 Scroat 4 years

Only in Henley-on-Thames folks "Hi everyone We have spent all our savings buying a horse trailer and basically been ripped off, we need steel channel or angle iron to try and repair whats left of...

My hero... 4 rickwestwell 4 years

For the sheer randomness of his behaviour: [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/10333211.stm]Puppy thrown at German biker gang[/url] Yes, OK - a puppy may have been damaged, and that's a bad...

Voices, voices ... 2 sauce 4 years

Those of you dahlings of a literary bent will know that creative writers - poets, fiction - need to "find" their own voice. A lot of accusations seem to fly around in here that so-and-so is someone...

Literary Biscuits 0 shitsu_tonka 4 years

Got a novel in you? Sick it up and win the Sir Terry Pratchett Prize. [url=http://www.terrypratchett.co.uk/news/termsandconditions.html]Info[/url]...

Any news on Mary? 8 antharrison 4 years

No bad language today...

Writer of the Month for June - Darkbill gets his hattrick!!! - 2 31 editor 4 years

Congratulations to the mysterious and enigmatic Darkbill who has won his third Writer of the Month award in a very competitive June which saw him just edge ahead of strong showings from Ludicity and...

Is Eugenics funny? - 234 110 BillyBitzer 4 years

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/06/30/asda-to-sterilise-all-customers-to-protect-gene-pool/ Perhaps John O'Farrell's point that it time to stop taking the piss out of the working classes and replace...

Pre-Raphaelite painting proves Derren Brown 'at least 150 yrs old' (see pic) 3 dicky37 4 years

New evidence has come to light that proves conclusively that Derren Brown sold his soul to the devil in exchange for magical powers and eternal life sometime back in the 1800's. In 'Lorenzo and...

Quote of the Week ! The masseuse propositioned by Al Gore. 13 MADJEZ 4 years

'she was dissuaded from contacting the police by friends of hers. "they were basically asking me to just suck it up, otherwise the world's going to be destroyed from global warming", she said'...

Community policing 1 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/10495714.stm...

Animal Lovers 6 theumpire 4 years

I've just had a couple of days in Ross-on-Wye, paddling down Symonds Yat etc. But on my approach to Ross, passing through a little village, I saw a newspaper hoarding which said - HORROR DOG...