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Congrats to Jeni B! - 2 30 shitsu_tonka 4 years

She is a Biscuit wot is all clever and that...

Does newsbiscuit ever mention media outlets by name? 6 la maga 4 years

Just wondering if subs that attack media outlets by name are ever published on the front page or whether it's considered too risky. I put the Daily Express in a couple of subs recently (due to being...

Guilty secret 3 FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

I am just off to the Isle of Wight for a holiday. Will I need to take my own electricity?...

The boss has been busy again ... 2 sauce 4 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10633782]Here[/url] he's championing the left and the other day I heard him chatting on Women's Hour about the new Men's Hour coming soon to R5...

Lord Mandy 14 Scroat 4 years

Is it just me, or did he seem ever so slightly bonkers on the radio this morning?...

Fabio and Total Fcuk UPS 2 The All New Jeni B 4 years

Just received the pic from the FP in an email, from a total muppet claiming it was all their own work. Ooh, did I put him in his place or what!...

"Boris never talks about his private life" >> he just gets on with it.... 1 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

The French Jesuit, Pierre Mendel, brought Han Chinese work on the soybean to the West. As I understand it, blonde hair and blue eyes are recessive traits, which means to say that when three...

FP hat tipped - many thanks Golgo13 and good work 3 thisisall1word 4 years

Writing small comedy news items about Bouncers is always fraught with tinges of fear, I remember a few years back when Tiger Tiger in London's trendy Piccadilly area was targeted by bouncer extremism...

Just a thought - 2 35 edward hack 4 years

Suggestion, How about when we next post something/anything we ALL give ourselves FIVE stars, This will at least give the impresssion that, A: all our subs are absolutely hilarious, or, B: we are...

Raoul Moat has fans. 22 shitsu_tonka 4 years

According to the Daily Mail website, which I would stop reading but I can't because it's so fabulously stupid, people are leaving fulsome tributes to the man as if he's some kind of hero.,...

Alone on the Island of Meh - 2 33 shitsu_tonka 4 years

There are some comedians and comic writers who are universally acclaimed as being the masters of their craft, and to admit you don't find them funny marks you out as big ol' lump o' joylessness. So...

Tip top FP today 3 jp1885 4 years

Well done Golgo - a very funny and clever article!...

"Muslim veils to feature wearer’s picture" archive today 5 rickwestwell 4 years

Bloody hell, red - that's a truly excellent story. Makes me proud to be here. Just thought it should be said...

Fragrant FP Ludi! 8 rickwestwell 4 years

To be honest, the headline didn't grab me when I saw it on the subs board earlier, but the more I read the article on the FP, the more I like it - good stuff. Have 5 belated stars after the event...

Whoever's ed of the NIBs this week 1 ramblesnake 4 years

you're doing a grand job, particularly today...

Red, Red, are you there? 9 Skylarking 4 years

Had an idea for spoof ad on FP. I've noticed that cllicking on any of the 'psychic octopus' stories yields a banner ad of 'dial a psychic' variety. How about a spoof 'dial a psychic' ad featuring...

Loving the enhanced clarity of the new BBC News website... 3 red 4 years

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s76/teambucket/bbc-web.jpg Well done BBC!...

I almost wish Lord Volderqueen were back. 8 rikkor 4 years

That's how boring chat is...

Klïnka 12 Des Custard 4 years

You surpass yourself red! Nice story too...

Total fcuk UPS 3 JayGee 4 years

I was sent an email by a friend this morning (which had gone round the houses already)entitled, 'New sponsorship deal for England team.' Lo and behold it was only Rick Westwell's NB story image...

It beats throwing stones at them..... 1 Mr.3374 4 years

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/us_and_canada/10588850.stm] Mooning at trains[/url] I suppose what we could do in the UK is set up a dogging site next to the WCML, for when a Virgin train goes...

I didn't mean to put this in here 0 virtuallywill 4 years

less sooner...

TWAT OF THE WEEK - 2 41 Scroat 4 years

Make that Twats of the Week and I'll nominate anyone in the Church of England who opposes the ordination of women bishops. I know they haven't got the vote on the Isle of Wight yet, but this is just...

***NEAT-O-TOPIC - The Result*** 0 Svendo 4 years

O.K. I've read though the entries and I've decided that this weeks winner is Zadok The Second. So over to you Zadok. The Neat-O is all yours...

Truebiscuit? 1 fernandomando 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/10590725.stm Reckless Tory MP etc etc...

Seppidaphiles mob Padstow as Stein launches cephalapod lucky dip dip dip 0 andhrimnir 4 years

sorry, wrong room...

Same bloody football game on BBC and ITV! 1 ramblesnake 4 years

I half expected Channel 5 to have a re-run of the Lady Di funeral...

dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear - 2 32 o b sensible 4 years

Someone posts a piss take of a standard sub, it gets taken down, he tries to discuss it intelligently, everyone jumps on him. Someone tries to discuss why a nib was not seen as overly offensive,...

Voting for one`s self 1 arrghgarry 4 years

Can anyone please tell me why this system is in place ? I thought it was a joke and yet when I tried it ,my vote was registered .Which seems very strange .It would be like giving a politician to...

Anyone for a Raol Moat conspiracy theory or ten? 1 Skylarking 4 years

David Icke's chatroom abuzz with them: "RaoulRa-Egyptian sun god,and owl-Bohemien Grove"? "Sue Sim - an anagram for, 'misuse' (of police powers)?" "let's not forget Paul Gascoingne aka, "Gazza"...