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Bibliophile’s corner.

A Century of Sand Dredging in the Bristol Channel: Volume Two by Peter Gosson (Amberley Publishing), Cooking with Poo by Saiyuud Diwong (Urban Neighbours of Hope), Estonian Sock Patterns All Around...

2 John Ffitch-Rucker 24.02.12 12:38pm
Son of Barnabas
Roger Moore to be James Bond again!

Roger Moore is to be reinstated as 007 under age discriminations laws. Miriam O'Reilly is delighted, "I won't accept that working in film or television should exclude you from the rules that apply...

3 ICK 24.02.12 11:41am
Gourd Almighty
Strauss-Kahn Latest

"I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman," his lawyer Henri Leclerc has told French television. Ok. Challenge formally accepted. Awaiting further instructions...

27 bonjonelson 24.02.12 9:10am
Son of Barnabas
opinions aren't divided. you must need duckworth lewis jackets

Cold? That's better. Never between the toes, oops! They [url=]blacken sadly[/url] and fall from grease. Dying, putrified, you need to give it...

20 youbuyitnow 24.02.12 8:54am
Son of Barnabas
Department of Health inquiry as Cameron seeks advice on aborting Andrew Lansley

Oh sod it - posted to wrong place - soz...

0 Mandy Lifeboat 23.02.12 9:36pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Hollywood must be creaming themselves over this

[url=]RAF vs Pirates[/url] I'm amazed the piratey buggers haven't been bombed to bits already. Hopefully they have flying...

8 23.02.12 2:47pm
Great FP, Gary.

I think they still looked kinda fat...

0 rikkor 23.02.12 2:40pm
. 0 Dumbnews 22.02.12 10:28pm
Oh Mr. Smithy!

What a cracking FP!!!...

4 Scroat 22.02.12 8:17pm
Doctors call emergency political coup to force through 'important reforms'

Doctors’ leaders remained defiant last following criticism of their hastily-arranged ‘emergency political coup’ by MPs, as they aim to fundamentally change the way politics is performed in this...

1 dhaigh 22.02.12 8:48am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Scarred for life...

Wikipedia: "His parents, who ran a business selling tea cosies, put their son's name down in advance for a number of private schools with no idea how they were going to pay the fees, until at the...

8 Scroat 21.02.12 10:32pm
Man caught on CCTV doing nothing sinister.

Security guards were perplexed when, as they watched Mr. Arthur Bramhall of Chorley Wood on CCTV cameras he appeared to do absolutely nothing out of the ordinary for at least 40 minutes before they...

0 ianrbland 21.02.12 7:31pm
Bicyclist versus bus I thought you were all supposed to have lovely manners...

16 rikkor 21.02.12 5:44pm
Shares in Hummous dip

Following the Greek bailout, markets have seen shares in Hummous dip, while the market in bread dough rises...

2 ianrbland 21.02.12 1:01pm

Newsbiscuit is whack...

8 rikkor 20.02.12 10:45pm
Do they pay peanuts?

0 riesler 20.02.12 6:01pm
Americans DO have a sense of irony.

Watching the first episode of ‘Homeland’, I noticed ‘The George Bush Center for Intelligence’ on a sign. A quick check on t’internet, and it’s real! Who’d have thought it?...

4 John Ffitch-Rucker 20.02.12 12:23pm
Usual NewsBiscuit favouritism...

I see Jeni B and Quaz are on the FP, as bloody usual. How about someone else getting a chance eh? :-) Tantamount! Excellent...

3 rickwestwell 19.02.12 11:52pm
Haway the lads

Newcastle United have removed the "St James' Park" sign so they can sell the name of the ground for up to £10m. Any suggestions?, How about "The stadium of corporate greed"?...

14 beau-jolly 19.02.12 2:51pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Chris Huhne - does anybody actually give a shit?

Does anybody really care if he was driving the car and lied about it? Heard the report of the beginning of the court case, and the reporter said "The question is whether a very senior politician...

7 Vertically Challenged Giant 18.02.12 11:24pm

could you please restore the unredacted version of my ‘world to be rearranged’ NIB to my profile page? You’ve left out all the sweary bits, of which I am inordinately proud., Thanks...

3 John Ffitch-Rucker 18.02.12 9:54pm
Any one else had the same thought as me..., Instead of analysing the soil, they should be looking for a knackered man with a guilty expression...

1 The All New Jeni B 18.02.12 12:06am
Fantastic FP, Clara

You don't often contribute, but when it does, it's absolutely spot on...

9 Sinnick 17.02.12 6:14pm
Love the story about the Binatone Hadron Collider. I tweeted it to both my follo

wers It was from the archive. In fact, I'm getting nostalgic for the old days of Newsbiscuit. In a way, it was a simpler time back then. We were happier. You could leave your doors unlocked, so...

3 ronseal 17.02.12 1:51am
Feel the love

My local takeaway has a poster in the window saying 'Valentine's Day Special: Cheeseburger Kebab with mayo heart on top'. Can anyone top that as the perfect Valentine's gift?...

8 shitsu_tonka 16.02.12 11:43am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Quantitative easing etc. - 2

Did HMRC really spend about £8m trying to reclaim tax from Harry Rednap? If there was only £200k in his dog's offshore account the most they could have hoped to get back is £80k. I'm sure if they...

48 beau-jolly 15.02.12 4:30pm
How does this Top Ten work then?

I haven't troubled it over much myself, but thought it would be nice to know...

3 dvo4fun 14.02.12 12:25pm
Funniest internet comment ever

Found this on [url=]this youtube video[/url] Incredibly long and irrelevant comment stating extreme close-minded dislike towards opinion expressed in...

0 Dumbnews 14.02.12 6:46am
BBC headline "Abu Qatada talks with Jordan"

since when did the bearded leftie bastards just go straight to the ticker punchline ? she's not my cup of tea, but then I suppose he has been in prison a while...

0 cinquecento 13.02.12 2:46pm
Ticker mistake?

Auntie Mary rather than granny?...

2 Scroat 13.02.12 12:06pm
Major Clanger