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Following on from the lengthy debate on treason in the other room, does congratulating Stan on his front page make me an Accessory After The Fact ?...

1 FlashArry 09.03.12 1:18pm
International Wimin's Day

Anyone celebrating?, I particularily like the event in the Cayman Islands. "IWD celebrations and Shoe auction", If you look at the web site each entry has a little "report abuse" tag. Bit over...

0 beau-jolly 09.03.12 1:05pm
Comedy Festival Recommendations

I live in Auckland and we've got our big comedy festival (every April/May) coming up. A lot of the acts are international, quite a few from the UK as you'd expect, and I was wondering if you lot...

7 Textbook 09.03.12 11:45am
Nearly swallowed my tongue when I read the caption.

11 Al OPecia 09.03.12 8:32am
Confusion as Brian May arives at De Montfort University for start of Queen tour 3 The Last Detail 08.03.12 11:00pm

Given that the Republicans seem unable to find a presidential candidate who isn’t moon-barking mad, it seems unlikely that Obama will be dethroned in the next election. What will the legacy of his...

6 John Ffitch-Rucker 08.03.12 7:02pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Phrase of the day.

Just heard on lunchtime news. Bob Crow of the rail union. 'That's our bottom line .. in the sand' Well thats clear then ???...

5 MADJEZ 08.03.12 6:41pm
Agnostics rewrite

Nice editing job! Works loads better than my original sub. I kind of knew where I wanted to go with it but the original didn't quite go there. So thanks for a top job!...

2 08.03.12 1:38pm

J'aime plus votre histoire amusant de FP...

4 rikkor 08.03.12 1:30pm
Jedi Lightsabre frontpage

Truly brilliant, especially the pic!...

1 bonjonelson 07.03.12 12:14pm
Only in Lincolnshire... Sub in this somewhere. Buggered if I know where though...

2 Scroat 07.03.12 4:25am

6 John Ffitch-Rucker 06.03.12 2:51pm
Lesbian action !

6 Sinnick 06.03.12 1:16pm
pere floza
Safety test

I'm well known for being a miserable doom-and-gloom merchant. So don't be surprised: If an engineer wants to test something, it's because there's a possibility the something could fail. So, a...

0 Sinnick 06.03.12 10:34am
Great FP Ludicity! 1 Scroat 06.03.12 10:22am
Environmental Consultant: Can anyone help?

A friend of mine has had a massive oops moment with their offshore oil well in the Gulf of Mexico and would like to talk to a friendly doesn't-charge-a-huge-amount-in-fees environmental consultant....

2 bonjonelson 06.03.12 9:00am
TOG rating

Am I getting too old? I kind of miss old Tel on the radio in the mornings. I used to laugh along whilst crawling drearily up the motorway to work, just as my father had done over 20 years before.,...

8 beau-jolly 05.03.12 10:51am
seymour totti
February Writer of the Month - The Paper Ostrich

Curtsies all round to The Paper Ostrich whose story 'Nation enthralled as Kate does thing' was NewsBiscuit's most popular last month. This takes his tally of Writer of the Month awards to three,...

8 editor 05.03.12 10:06am
CNN Asks: Why does the US lead the world in school shootings? I wonder. It's a total mystery. Anyone have any idea?...

9 bonjonelson 04.03.12 7:39pm
Front page today really good - it's pretty much true too! 4 ronseal 04.03.12 6:18pm
Suicide quip for recycling

"tried suicide last night; I nearly died! I won't be trying that again!" My (nutty) daughter tweeted this to her friends which I thought might be capable of recycling by you clever chaps and...

0 Poecheng 04.03.12 5:22pm
Police call for calm as meteor seen over Britain. 0 John Ffitch-Rucker 04.03.12 2:50pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Pope's Paedo Prince Pans Poofs.

Cardinal O'Brien, Scottish head of the world's largest paedophile ring, has tried to deflect the Media's attention away from his colleagues mucky shenanigans by blaming homosexuals for the break up...

0 Sirohada 04.03.12 11:29am
. 0 beau-jolly 03.03.12 12:05pm
Is the secret of comedy wearing a uniform?

Roger Lewis claims that older comedians: Carson, Dawson, Milligan etc were funny because they'd been in the armed forces and that comedians today aren't funny because they haven't. I'm shocked that...

6 shitsu_tonka 02.03.12 12:50am
Sure helps when you are driving round in circles! 10 minutes later.. Bugger, they have changed the headline. It said 'Hamilton hopes to turn the corner'. Not funny now. Wasn't very funny then...

0 riesler 01.03.12 7:49pm
Badger-fisting !

An old, old friend from the archive !, The story that first drew me into NB, and still my favourite animal cruelty sub, although Wayland's kittens run it a very close second., It takes me back ...

3 FlashArry 01.03.12 5:37pm
Nice FP, Perks!

Love the angle. Nice one!...

1 01.03.12 10:17am
'Funny' names in real life - 2

Just read about the Android 'evi' app, a sort of search engine for bored people. The designer is called William Tunstall-Pedoe. I guess he doesn't come to Stoke very often. Any others out there...

34 29.02.12 6:51pm
mr editor, I done a typo!

Thanks for taking Dobbin out for a run. Could you change 'shawn' to 'shorn'? It was a howler I had in my original sub (and a pun on Sean/Shaun Hoares, the conspiracists). Ta! Sorry, my bad!...

2 29.02.12 4:11pm