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Death by salad vegetable.

I'm beginning to wonder if Harold Camping was right, but wrong. Perhaps the end of the world will not be caused by earthquakes and other natural disaster, but by the evil non-believers being killed...

5 The All New Jeni B 02.06.11 10:37am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Olympic scandal worsens as mystery benefactor revealed as Sepp from Switzerland 0 ronseal 02.06.11 10:09am
Ludo, I want to pop you on a stick and lick you like a lolly

Super dooper FP. That is all...

1 Mary Evans 02.06.11 9:23am
Today's archive is rather special.

That is all...

1 SingingHinny 01.06.11 9:59am
bollocks 5 bonjonelson 01.06.11 8:58am
be reasonable
Is it still the eighties in Australia?

At least in this country we did the decent thing and got rid of them a long time ago. [url=]Hale and Pace[/url] Hate living in a world where they're still touring and...

2 shitsu_tonka 31.05.11 11:42pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Lovin' Mr Bland's work...

beautifully crafted NiB today. Hat's off...

0 Golgo13 31.05.11 8:12pm
Essential 'special relationship' FP

I always said that man couldn't be trusted. We should definitely unfriend himunless he comes back with some flowers and chocolates...

0 Ludicity 31.05.11 7:11am
Sri Lanka discovers secret to getting Jonathan Trott out

Just let him get a double century and then bowl a decent delivery at the stumps. More soon...

1 JohnA 29.05.11 9:02pm
Best time to contribute?

Despite my obvious comic genius ;) seems that a lot of my contributions either don't get read or garner much interest. Was just wondering if there is a peak time for people visiting the forum so I...

10 acwanaut 29.05.11 8:59pm
OK, it got on the FP, but you should have put some John Prescott jokes in.

Or Abu Hamza. That's where the money is these days. I mean what you're doing is nice, but, there's this mate of mine who's put his kids through private school, yeah, and got his family woman's...

3 Golgo13 29.05.11 6:27pm
They're still part of the EU, right?

10 rikkor 29.05.11 6:21pm
Al OPecia
3D porn movie so realistic it gets woman pregnant.

0 bonjonelson 29.05.11 12:10pm
Are Twitter a bunch of unreliable *****

0 ronseal 29.05.11 11:41am
Thanks for the unforgettable throbbing FP pic Red...

My burnished loins quiver with delight, I'm getting t-shirts printed., Nice edit job too - do I feel the gentle touch of an Evans?...

11 rickwestwell 28.05.11 4:57pm
Mary Evans
Love the tramp story today.

Lots of good stuff there. I imagine Julie Hartley Brewer would love to rip this one off. thing is, I didn't notice it before Has the headline changed?...

8 ronseal 28.05.11 4:54pm
newsbiscuit editorial team
Nice to see Louis Vuitton subbing more

Well done on your recent string of pithy comments - oustanding work for someone who's been dead for over 100 years!...

18 jp1885 28.05.11 5:09am
Rikkor my darling...

just for you:,

2 The All New Jeni B 27.05.11 11:00pm
Nice comb-over edit Ianslat

or whoever it is behind the silhouette...

1 Des Custard 27.05.11 7:30am
My Cheryl Cole ticker

Thanks for the rapid acceptance of said item. However, it's got an odd page URL when you click on it....

0 bonjonelson 26.05.11 7:22pm
The Germans censored Paddington!

great story, this: [url=]no German word for fluffy[/url]...

0 26.05.11 5:34pm
You never see Ratko Mladic and James Corden together, do you ?

2 Sinnick 26.05.11 3:43pm
Superb Marmite FP Golgo

Exciting WoM race too...

7 Des Custard 26.05.11 2:26pm
CERN boffins discover highest possible number... and it's lower than you think

"It's a hundred and two," say confident scientists. In the northwest suburbs of Geneva, a team led by Rolf Prévessin has discovered the highest number of all. After spending the last eight years...

2 pthr 26.05.11 10:31am
No joke>> anti-rape knob joke

[url=]Rape-aXe[/url] is a female protective device which contains hundreds of tiny spines. They are designed so as to avoid...

10 Hunter F. Thompson 25.05.11 10:54pm
Impossible picture caption task but brave, if laughable, effort

It often happens in newspapers where the art desk shoves in a pic that in some vague way has roughly something to do with the text and leaves the poor subeditor to try to write a relevant caption....

2 Crow 25.05.11 10:47pm
BT using Cornwall to trial new thing to be shit at. 6 scooooter 25.05.11 1:24pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Life is funnier than sitcom

Today, I went round to see my mate Pete P the engineer, to get a few mm machined off some aluminium packing blocks., Pete is a great guy & a good engineer, but there is always a “situation”...

21 Rowly 25.05.11 10:29am
Anyone want a pristine condition hardback copy of Alistair Campbell's Diaries?

I promise you, it's in mint condition. I didn't get past first chapter. Skimmed through, and every passage I found made me instantly grind my teeth. Blimey, I thought Jeffrey Archer was bad. It's...

1 ronseal 25.05.11 10:26am
Great FP, Golgo.

Seriously. Yer me best mate...

8 rikkor 25.05.11 9:34am