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Puhleeze! No more BS about how great the NHS is.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/may/19/nhs-hospital-waiting-times-longer 18 weeks? OMG! No one in the US waits more than 18 minutes to have the slightest boo-boo fixed. And don't start...

16 rikkor 23.05.11 3:54pm
rikkor
Interview with writer of today's FP

Oh goodie - Lead Balloon is back![url=http://www.comedy.co.uk/guide/tv/lead_balloon/interview/pete_sinclair/]Interview with Pete Sinclair here[/url]...

1 Stan 23.05.11 1:48pm
OllieP
Has Dale Winton got an injunction

If Dale Winton comes to your conference, his people will let it be known that he doesn't like to be seen eating Would that be a Supper Injunction?...

1 ronseal 23.05.11 1:45pm
Al OPecia
Christ's second coming could be on his donkey - or down his leg...

or both, more soon...

0 OldThingy 23.05.11 12:29am
OldThingy
I've been gassed like that in Spain.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389408/British-holidaymaker-raped-bed-unconscious-husband-gassed-Spanish-hotel.html Cheap red wine and greasy food, then someone's attacking you in bed...

3 rikkor 22.05.11 4:39pm
Ironduke
This Rapture thing is a scam! I'm st 1 rikkor 21.05.11 12:32pm
be reasonable
It's Neal Doran's birthday.

Send along your best wishes through Facebook. He'll need cheering up. He lives in Ireand, and they traditionally celebrate birthdays there by sitting in a corner and rubbing peat all over...

4 rikkor 20.05.11 11:02pm
rikkor
Fine FP on James Bond

but there are 2 spellings of "villain", neither of them correct. Editor !...

4 Sinnick 20.05.11 5:49pm
rikkor
Harold Camping: 'There is no Plan B.' Plan B: "Err, here I am. 27 on iTunes'.

Bollocks. Put this in the wrong place. Must be having my brain controlled by the mad bloke who believes Jesus is gonna get us all. Can't wait to see his excuses on Sunday...

0 Mr Payne 20.05.11 1:15pm
Mr Payne
Ken Clarke's views on 'surprise sex'

In the style of Socrates, this is excellent: http://www.neilmonnery.co.uk/2011/05/19/ken-clarke-trial-modern-social-media/...

5 fernandomando 20.05.11 11:50am
SingingHinny
Nothing.

I didn't sub in the wrong room...

2 wallster 20.05.11 9:29am
ronseal
Great FP OllieP, but the editing is a bit wrong!

I loved the original submission on this. But by changing the headline in the edit, and only some of the text, it now doesn't make sense. Or is it just me?...

16 19.05.11 3:02pm
OllieP
elephant ticker is superb!

I've been chuckling about it all day. Very clever!...

5 19.05.11 11:28am
ronseal
Ken Clarke stories

They all seem to be being given 1*. Has he joined the site and gone through 1 starring all the stories about him? You'd think he had more important things to do. Or is somebody on here a big fan of...

9 Vertically Challenged Giant 19.05.11 9:56am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Damage in shagging story, mon! (4, 5, 3, 6, 6)

I'm quite proud of this one. Clue: footballer, superinjunction, allegedly...

8 Oxbridge 19.05.11 8:45am
The All New Jeni B
The pony story reminded me of a cracker by Skylarking

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/03/02/commuter-instantly-regrets-buying-promotional-half-price-gnu-at-wh-smiths-checkout/...

1 antharrison 18.05.11 10:53pm
The All New Jeni B
can someone explain the itv beer keg gag please?!

its driving me mad...

10 charlies_hat 18.05.11 5:14pm
Pinhead
Great FP, Wsmithy. 3 rikkor 18.05.11 5:13pm
OllieP
Lost critics NiB

Good work waylandsmithy, FP and NiB at the same time. I thought this one might have made another FP. And given that it's actually longer than the current FP I'm assuming there is something special...

1 Vertically Challenged Giant 18.05.11 4:58pm
Real or bit o'mirth?

I must be losing my critical faculties I honestly can't tell if this is a gag or not. What say you fellow biscuits? [url=http://aftertherapturepetcare.com/]After the rapture pet care[/url]...

5 shitsu_tonka 18.05.11 2:37pm
Pinhead
Excellent Status Quo ticker, Des!

One of your best, I'd say :-P...

6 rickwestwell 18.05.11 1:16pm
Des Custard
Nice editing, whoever did it

Good editing job on the Gallic shrug thing...

3 ronseal 18.05.11 1:04pm
ronseal
This is my kind of news story

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-13437279]BBC: Man tries to board train with pony[/url]...

1 Stan 18.05.11 12:58pm
Sinnick
Sky News make 'history'

Anyone catch Sky News historic attempt on this historic day to get into the historic Guinness Book of Records by using the word historic the most times ever. It was HISTORIC !...

0 MADJEZ 17.05.11 9:03pm
MADJEZ
Nice Beckham FP Rick 5 Des Custard 17.05.11 5:17pm
rikkor
One for Rick

Our local buses have the word 'Countryliner' on the back. I suppose they do need resurfacing occasionally...

2 Des Custard 17.05.11 5:05pm
Pinhead
Damn

There goes another riveting [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13421854]movie opportunity[/url]. The Social Network 2, this time it's even more fucking tedious...

1 wallster 17.05.11 4:19pm
saltire
Which front page of Newsbiscuit was ripped off by Julia Hartley Brewer?

On LBC radio, after one pm, Julia Hartley Brewer is going ot be in high dudgeon about hypocritical MPs Talking of which. I seem to remember she ripped of Newsbiscuit, in her column in the Sunday...

4 ronseal 17.05.11 4:15pm
saltire
Slow off the mark, aren't you, ed?

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24056...

0 be reasonable 17.05.11 1:40pm
be reasonable
Is it just me, or...

does anyone else think that this (first picture), http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/12855775, looks like it's been modelled from a hoover bag?...

2 The All New Jeni B 17.05.11 11:41am
The Paper Ostrich