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NEAT O RESULT 2 Scroat 4 years

Very much a toss up this week. Mr Hack's paeon to onanism and QorbeQ's worryingly realistic hospitalisation of our Wayne Rooney. Good support from Andhrimnir with the demise of the bathing Welshman,...

TWAT OF THE WEEK 4 Scroat 4 years

The guy who turfed his front room really takes some beating He could be Twat of the Year...

Has Anyone Else Noticed that if you were to merge Cameron & Clegg's faces.... 4 Jammydodgers 4 years

You'd end up with Data off Star Trek Next Generation? Just me then? No sign of the positronic brain tho...

This dropped into my inbox at work 17 Des Custard 4 years

I wouldn't normally share such stuff, and it may be old, but there are some good 'word' jokes that should appeal to Biscuits. There's even one for Rikkor to use right at the end. Once again, The...

Any late entries (ooh Matron) for this week's Neat O? 2 Scroat 4 years

You've got until 12 noon for Scratch 'n' Sniff inspiration...

If you thought you didn't like opera, give these chunks a try. 2 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EODV-CEOaLI&feature=related Michael Tippett was a great British composer but hasn't been dead long enough to be appreciated. Also, his libretto were fairly silly....

Britain's Got Talent (Thief Teen Bursts Into Flame, etc.) 5 rikkor 4 years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1284671/Teenage-thief-burst-flames-11-000-volt-electric-shock.html...

This is not a thread... 28 Scroat 4 years

It's just somewhere to put your spare tags. Maybe be creative or give an outing for neglected words. Or just take the piss of course...

Radio 1 is a parallel universe 20 Scroat 4 years

Try listening to the news 'at the top of the hour.' Bloody unbelievable. Be careful though. If you expose yourself to what passes as music there, you may feel the urge to kill...

TWAT OF THE WEEK 12 Scroat 4 years

How about Kelvin MacKenzie for starters? Fat Arse. And that Boulton bloke from Sky...

Any news of Queen Bee's musical extravaganza? 2 Des Custard 4 years

[url=http://events.thurrockgazette.co.uk/events/disp.asp?i=382307]House Wives.[/url] I couldn't quite make it to Sarfend but hopefully it will travel...

How is the Dicky ticker coming along? 2 edward hack 4 years

Surely an idea like that can't be allowed to die., A little surgery could see it blossom...

Pretty sure it's someone's birthday tomorrow. 5 Dickens or Shakespeare 4 years

Happy Birthday, whoever you are...

It's my second birthday on NewsBiscuit tomorrow 17 Des Custard 4 years

It was a very different place in those days...

When doing a rewrite is it best to start a new sub or add to the original sub? 6 Svendo 4 years

Just wondering what the preferred method is with me being quite new here...

Great Windsor FP, Darkbill. 2 rikkor 4 years

Especially liked the Prince Harry Hewitt cut...

The best writing on this site 13 rikkor 4 years

is often seen in the tags. Like haiku and tweets, brevity is the soul of wit. (It also gives a person a chance to anonymously taunt someone.)...

John Prescott on splenetic form this morning 0 Scroat 4 years

Today Programme studio in ruins...

The Return to NB Evil Island - 2 31 Quaz 4 years

For those of you who don't remember or care, NB's Evil island is a Jame Bond villain style lair in the Pacific run by JeniB and myself with help from other NB contributers. Feel free to chip in., .,...

The ultimate 0 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__lCZeePG48...

Something to cheer everyone up 2 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYl4JVhTBhk&feature=related...

True biscuit 5 andhrimnir 4 years

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6960334.stm]FFS![/url]...

Essex woman finally realises that "irony" isn't a well pressed look 0 andhrimnir 4 years
Write for BBC 7 3 shitsu_tonka 4 years

Imagine the respect and social kudos you'll get when your one-liner is broadcast in the wee small hours to literally dozens of people., [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00kvs8r]Newsjack[/url]...

Happy Birthday Quaz, the good malt's in the usual place... 7 The All New Jeni B 4 years

couldn't stay up until midnight to wait for the official birthday to start., I've been driven fairly demented tonight by the hysterically funny, yet tiring antics of a ten year old experiencing the...

I'm reading Mr Bryson's new book 2 PluckyMunky 4 years

I can't remember what it's called, though and its upstairs so I am not going to go and check. I think it's going to be good, if a bit random...

In the spirit of exploring what people find offensive... 11 rickwestwell 4 years

I am absolutely baffled by homophobia, and yet something about [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/10249335.stm]the BBC story[/url] where the gay pub crawl group were refused drinks by...

Oh oh oh Obama... 12 Scroat 4 years

He conveniently ignores that the USA's greed for/dependence on/love affair with oil drives the industry in the first place. They say power corrupts etc. Mini rant over...

That'll learn me 9 Mary Evans 4 years

I'm not normally a girlie type lass, but when my children furnished me with a voucher for a pamper at a spa for my birthday, I thought I'd give it a go. Seemed nice enough at the time this morning,...

Nothing to see here... 2 Ludicity 4 years