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Ed: A Molly Moo memorial ticker would be nice. Vote here. 11 rikkor 4 years

Since there are only about 15 individuals who regularly contribute here, I DEMAND a pleasant, respectful, upbeat, non-snarky Molly Moo memorial ticker. It will be decided by plebiscite. The...

I hope everyone has a pleasant weekend 2 PluckyMunky 4 years

It's supposed to be very hot in the next two days. Regards, Plucky...

They think it's all over - it Isner 6 allmyownstunts 4 years

bit laboured? Okay. *leaves*...

Nice FP - Genghis 2 thackaray 4 years

Reminds me of a similar observation I made 3 years ago on the same subject: http://beta.newsbiscuit.com/cgi-bin/board.cgi/cack+hand...

A paradoxical obserservation - 2 37 PluckyMunky 4 years

It seems to me that some people take humour very seriously...

FRanz Beaconbower admits his new job is great he can slag England 0 arrghgarry 4 years

and still get paid for it by FIFA ,Septic Bladder has warned him that his is job ., If only all the french and Germans worked this well together ...

As it's Wimbledon again ... another from the archives 0 brownpaperreporter 4 years

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab78/brownpaperreporter/BLP65420.jpg?t=1277456295...

Whales found to be carrying all sotrs of dangerous metals 0 arrghgarry 4 years

It seems that whales are arming themselves with knuckle dusters ,knives and coshes a spokes whale for the killers whales says the blues are are the big boys on the block and are always spouting off...

John Terry`s school of Excellence in one of the free R`s 0 arrghgarry 4 years

here is a typical test question, please choose the correct answer When I was a young football player my father would A run the line, B do a line, C sell a line...

A very sad day 15 antharrison 4 years

To NB friends, our great companion and official scarer of birdies and pussy cats (unless they were in the garden) sadly passed away tonight - in dad's arms on the way to the vets - which she hated...

Free Newsbiscuit Educational Supplement 0 thackaray 4 years

If you hadn't realised Comedians/Comedy Writers are teachers of many subjects, which people unconciously learn about. So in keeping this small tenuous link, "Welcome to the first Newsbiscuit...

Lovely FP Stanny - made me snort 5 Mary Evans 4 years

Although I note from the Cheshire Cheese pics posted elsewhere that your pose and facial expression haven't changed a jot since I last saw you in December. Have you moved at all since then?...

Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese - 2 32 Scroat 4 years

Sadly Maz-less evening at the pub last night, but good fun nevertheless. Without a heavily pregnant lady to act as a beacon, there could have been stray Biscuits elsewhere in the pub, but we decided...

I'm new here. Anyone know where the loos are? 28 la maga 4 years

Hello everyone, this seems an interesting place. I've just arrived and have posted a few things already so I thought I'd say hello. What kind of place is this then? Should I be more worried about the...

BTW, Is it a Big Deal to have beaten Slovenia [Slovenia who?] 1-0 1 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

I ask because not only am I underwhelmed upon reading of it on the Beeb, but there are no vuvuzelas ringing in the slum gardens below. P.S.: Spell check doesn't [i]Do[/i] Vuvuzelas...

Bwahahahahahahahaha 3 Oxbridge 4 years

Very nice one indeed Stoops. See also: http://www.theonion.com/articles/chinese-factory-worker-cant-believe-the-shit-he-ma,1343/...

Could someone please tell me what a 'troll' is? 8 PluckyMunky 4 years

I have been told I am one, three times, now and I have no idea of what it means in this context...

Winnie Mandela reminisces about Stompie Moeketsi who used to play for 0 arrghgarry 4 years

Mandela United and how he would have loved the world cup ,it`s sad he was grassed in the face in her backyard ...

Google Ads does it again 0 andhrimnir 4 years

Mention of the Newsbiscuit groupie / stalker / pshycopathic serial killer and all of a sudden I'm inundated with ad's for christian dating sites...

What the f*** 2 riesler 4 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/10387110.stm How busy is it going to be now then? It won't do to attract hundreds of people to the town centre on a Wednesday afternoon!...

Feelin' Groovy 21 Ian Searle 4 years

I just tried to upload something to the writers' room and got the error message "slow down you're going to fast" does it know any other songs?...

Top US general sacked for fighting war with one armed tied behind his back 0 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

America's top general has been accused of not taking the Afghan conflict seriously enough, after he admitted in an interview that he was fighting the goddamn war with one arm tied behind his back.,...

Today Programme 0 Scroat 4 years

Used the joke about the England team visiting an orphanage this morning...

Going on TV. 24 shitsu_tonka 4 years

I'm going on TV soon. Am on Dave Gorman's show Genius. Biscuity advice on how to do this and not come across as an utter dingus would be appreciated. Am already the star of a film about working in...

Yakabu blames his unvelievable miss on having the pressure of 0 arrghgarry 4 years

dealing with the $35 million his Uncle left him in his will .There was a catch though yakubu needs a co signatory that lives near a western union bank ...

Young Dutch student denies murdering girl found in his room 0 arrghgarry 4 years

After Mr Sloots extradition and he confessed to beating the girl with a tennis racket he does not not think he should be strung up as he has the advantage of the support of the centre court ,it was ...

Sidebottom dead. 5 andhrimnir 4 years

You know he is., He really is...

Judging by the budget... 4 Mary Evans 4 years

I'm now even less pleased I quit smoking to have a family...

Move along... 1 PluckyMunky 4 years
RSPCA worried about the extinction of the Quango by buget 0 4ty2 4 years

On the eve of the budget being published fear has spread about the possibility of the extinction of the Quango. With calls about reinstating foxhunting to protect livestock in London instead of the...