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The Ed is on R4 now

JOF on 'A Good Read'. I'm sure it'll be on Iplayer later...

2 Quaz 12.07.11 11:45pm
Great FP today

Excellent, proper bit of satire!...

6 12.07.11 12:40pm
ed, did I imagine this ?

I thought I saw an FP earlier today about the demise of the painting industry in Belfast, with some truly excellent work from red. Did you have second thoughts ?...

1 Sinnick 12.07.11 10:01am
Harper 7 is world's first baby to be given a single name for online and offline

. I think, what I'm trying to say is...

2 ronseal 12.07.11 8:36am
Delete 7 rikkor 11.07.11 11:05am
Who's h**ked off and f**ked off with f**king h**king media coverage?

Dear editors, please bring back Gary Glitter for some light relief...

24 Dick Everyman 10.07.11 7:10pm
Dick Everyman
There'll be a gap on the shelves next Sunday....

Given that Newsbiscuit now has a wealth of spoof newsarticles, surely next Sunday is the time for a one-off tabloid edition of recent FPs and NIBs and old classic favourite FPs, filling political,...

3 Ironduke 10.07.11 12:14am
Why Walmart Helps America Stay #1 Worth reading down to the "Sylvester" part...

3 rikkor 09.07.11 10:57pm
Last one to post a reply wins.

So that'll be me then...

0 SpankyMonkey 09.07.11 4:57pm
Can't wait for...

Rebekah Slagg to be doorstepped by the world's press Perhaps even jostled and upset In her favour though, she does have nice hair...

12 Scroat 09.07.11 2:49pm
Double entendre tendencies.

I started a summer job last week to keep me going during the Uni hols, and I work as a bakery shop assistant. It would seem that there is only so much mindless tedium the brain can take before it...

20 The All New Jeni B 09.07.11 1:05pm
Someone has finally got a plan for ridding us of Keith Chegwin We should club together to bribe one of the other crew members to lob him out of the airlock...

0 brownpaperreporter 08.07.11 5:15pm
3rd Proclaimer unearthed

looking at todays FP is it me or is Nick from The Apprentice a secret Proclaimer.,

3 MADJEZ 08.07.11 7:00am
Al OPecia
I'm on Channel 4 news!

How odd is this? I've just seen myself on Channel 4 news buying a sandwich in Sainsbury's. Not even just walking past either; it's like a full five seconds of me taking up about a quarter of the...

5 Qoxiivi 07.07.11 7:55pm

I they put up my teachers striking story up!, Slightly disappointed that they edited it so much, but hey ho...

5 Captain Emyr 07.07.11 7:50pm
Captain Emyr
Is it what is written or who writes it? - 2

One point to make clear from the offI haven't written anything of FP length for months. I looked on the writers page yesterday and read something from a famous name that was pretty good, but not...

46 Ironduke 07.07.11 3:53pm
Ed: HM Ebay FP, "sstill" no access to spell check?

Just arseking...

1 rikkor 07.07.11 3:46pm
Is Rebekah Brooks actually Sideshow Bob?

I'm pretty sure he was implemented in a hacking scandal involving a small boy. Think they both worked for Fox...

5 07.07.11 3:35pm
Dick Everyman
Do 'mad' eyebrows make your headache?

This is something I need to share on the subject of mad eyebrows. Some people's brows really make my headache. For instance I feel completely exhausted after looking at Angela Ripon's eyebrows for...

4 Dick Everyman 07.07.11 1:47pm
Dick Everyman
Soldier killed in afghanistan named by the Ministry of Defence

Headlines like this always bothered me - see them a lot on the BBC. I always assumed the individual would have been named by his or her parents, not by the Ministry of Defence. I know grammatically...

1 bonjonelson 07.07.11 12:31pm
greg various
Just noticed the Rebekah's law thing. Brilliant!

Well done, whoever did that. Is that a bit patronising?...

1 ronseal 07.07.11 8:27am
Mystic Meg hacking FP

Love it. Thought with the prominence of the NoW story something about it had to be FP but wasn't sure what it would be. This is great stuff...

5 Vertically Challenged Giant 06.07.11 10:35pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
In the name of science, I'm going to test out as many hangover cures as I can.

My personal favourite is lager. If that isn't available then Irn Bru and salt 'n' vinegar Hula Hoops usually does the trick. Does anybody else have any cures (ones that work that is!)?...

11 Psycadelic Squirrel 06.07.11 9:46pm
Al OPecia
Is it just me...

Is it just me or is the phrase 'is it just me' really annoying?...

2 writinginbsl 06.07.11 5:01pm
I'm so glad that William and Kate are having a lovely holiday, aren't you?

Can't wait to watch the 'news' tonight to catch up on what they've been up to. Hope there's not too much else of importance to take up the bulletin's time...

6 ianslat 06.07.11 3:30pm
Al OPecia
jellyfish NiB

How do Mr Editor, Please could you add a hat-tip to Al OPecia for adding some much-needed scientific credibility to my research? I forgot to declare my sources...

3 05.07.11 7:33pm
Al OPecia
June Writer of the Month - Ludicity

Congratulations to Ludicity who wins the June Writer of the Month award with a spectacular nine front page stories, including the superb 'Creationist school appears out of nowhere' and 'Panini...

20 editor 05.07.11 10:40am
"Stridulation"? I've been calling it something else for years.

1 Al OPecia 05.07.11 7:10am
Just when I was gonna' start making it up again... Been thinking about making a few subs again, then read this!!...

0 LostLad 05.07.11 12:44am
Let's hear it for penile stridulation!

2 riesler 04.07.11 10:14pm