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Des!

I got this message on Facebook today. Help a Friend, Des Custard, Suggest friends for him. I suggested Kim Jong-Il, Rupert Murdoch, Charles Manson and Baroness Thatcher for you. I think you'll...

0 rikkor 22.04.11 2:03pm
rikkor
Trubiscuit - We can't compete with this.

[url=http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Disabled-Grandmother-Fights-Off-Attack-By-Three-Teenage-Muggers-By-Headbutting-One-Of-Them/Article/201104315976826?lpos=UK_News_Third_Home_Page_Article_Te...

2 MADJEZ 22.04.11 10:15am
The All New Jeni B
Need help on a potential story

Hello peoples. I've just seen that Muslims Against Crusades are seeking permission to protest near Westminster Abbey on the royal wedding day. The English Defence League have warned that if they are...

9 Vertically Challenged Giant 22.04.11 9:22am
MADJEZ
Its grim oop north!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-13159145...

4 beau-jolly 22.04.11 7:51am
Pinhead
Champions' football trophy run over by bus in Madrid

Chaotic celebrations after Real Madrid won the Copa del Rey fell a little flat when the prized trophy was dropped from the top of the ceremonial open-top bus., One of the players, Sergio Ramos,...

2 beau-jolly 21.04.11 3:45pm
riesler
OK, its last years Easter Card but its the only one I'll send

Especially for Rikkor http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab78/brownpaperreporter/easter-card.jpg?t=1303394617...

1 brownpaperreporter 21.04.11 2:27pm
rikkor
iPhones track your every move!

[url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/apr/20/iphone-tracking-prompts-privacy-fears]iKnowwhatyoudidlastsummer[/url] Unbelievable. And I thought 'android' sounded more sinister...

6 21.04.11 2:26pm
rikkor
Excellent donkey FP today.

Great work VCG and Red...

1 Stan 21.04.11 10:46am
Vertically Challenged Giant
www.chubbybabes.com?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12918531...

0 riesler 21.04.11 10:23am
riesler
"At Stonehenge, take a f*cking left turn"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8461290/Sat-nav-Prehistoric-man-used-crude-sat-nav.html...

6 riesler 20.04.11 5:08pm
Scroat
Anonymous Tagging

I thought I read on here recently that we were supposed to be seeing an end to anonymous tagging. Well some joker has been through everything I've posted and tagged it with 'No tags yet'...

1 Vertically Challenged Giant 20.04.11 1:34pm
rikkor
Actual URL for an article in the independent

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/utter-PR-fiction-but-people-love-this-shit-so-fuck-it-lets-just-print-it-2269573.html Read the URL carefully...

7 fernandomando 19.04.11 10:08pm
rickwestwell
EU bankers worry about Germany's offer to bail out Austria, Poland and France... 0 deskpilot3 19.04.11 7:24pm
deskpilot3
Pitching for new business

I've just been contacting publishing houses for copyediting/proofreading work. One chap came back and said he was publishing a maths book in Japanese. His next projects are a book on Abu Dhabi in...

2 Scroat 19.04.11 3:38pm
beau-jolly
A worthy FP

and Red up to his usual high standard. I raise my coffee cup to you all...

1 riesler 19.04.11 2:53pm
riesler
Florida. Nice.

Just in case you have never been to Florida, but thought it would be a fun, inexpensive vacation:...

7 rikkor 19.04.11 2:19pm
Scroat
What better way to find out that your touch-typing skills aren't too hot?

Half way through what was (and unfortunately, still is) a terribly interesting day at work, I was researching the typical recovery periods for a fractured foot. ...

18 SingingHinny 19.04.11 2:03pm
OllieP
Further proof that the world is coming to an end.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8454002/Puberty-blocker-for-children-considering-sex-change.html Or, at the very least, should be coming to an end. Especially since 15% of girls can...

8 rikkor 19.04.11 1:39pm
rikkor
Arsenal lose 1989 league title to Liverpool

A dramatic Ray Houghton goal in the 1.151×10^7th minute of injury time gave Liverpool their 18th league championship, bringing their tally to 19, while pushing Arsenal into the runner up position in...

0 eartrumpet 19.04.11 12:56am
eartrumpet
The Wombles are not taking it anymore

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/18/article-1378102-0BADCD7100000578-699_634x344.jpg "What the fuck did you say about Mdm Cholet's cake?" I wonder if this could be worked into a story?...

0 the coarse whisperer 18.04.11 3:54pm
the coarse whisperer
Truebiscuit

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13109493 I love the fact that it all unravelled because they told Sven that they couldn't pay the milk bill. Thank God the window cleaner didn't turn up on the same...

0 riesler 18.04.11 1:01pm
riesler
Ireland to be repossessed by the ECB

The Government of Ireland has announced the country is to foreclose. With massive unsustainable debts it seems the only way forward is for the Country to sell up and move to a smaller cheaper...

0 brd888 18.04.11 12:15pm
brd888
Man-Knitting. Be confident. Reclaim the art and relive your Scout days.

Something for that key-ring, a lanyard for the penknife. A wrist loop for the torch. Put the kettle on, make a pot, settle down and 'just do it'. The stuff's all on Amazon and can be delivered to...

19 16.04.11 4:04am
Ironduke
I made a bread crumb stuffing for haddock tonight.

Bread crumbs, lots of butter, more salt than you would think, sauteed onions and garlic (not too much), tarragon, lemon juice (a lot), and something tomato. The tomato can be chopped, tomato paste,...

21 rikkor 15.04.11 7:17pm
Pinhead
Chicken comes before egg.

Hence the smirk...

0 OldThingy 15.04.11 6:42pm
OldThingy
Hybrid cars 'live longer' - report

AA spokesman describes research as 'idiotic'...

0 15.04.11 6:36pm
Re today's FP: Is it just me....? - 2

Or are we (collectively, not just satirists) giving the Lib Dems a ton of grief for compromising their principles, while giving the Tories an easy ride for never having any in the first place? And...

44 Oxbridge 15.04.11 4:02pm
beau-jolly
Khadafy and Charlie Sheen inked to costar in Al Jazeera sitcom.

The Al Jazeera television network announced today that it would start producing its first situation comedy, and they had signed Mouammar Khadafi and Charlie Sheen as its leading men. This press...

0 Tom Sarvay 15.04.11 1:43pm
Tom Sarvay
Old news

Channel 4 news was just on, but then Mrs Q noticed that the kids had paused Hollyoaks earlier for tea and we were indeed hearing old news. She's put the end of Eastenders on instead, but to be honest...

2 QorbeQ 14.04.11 6:41pm
Pinhead
Now. Some people think British people are a bit crazy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM I wonder why?...

3 Scroat 14.04.11 12:01pm
OldThingy