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Doesn't anyone want to take the piss? - 2 47 Oxbridge 3 years

I did lose the semi-final you know...

I really don't know what this chatboard is coming to 8 PluckyMunky 3 years

Hours pass without messages. I know I have been advised to 'get out more'. Well, I stood outside the back door for 10 minutes, this afternoon and when I got back there were still no messages. I...

Lembit Opik 10 Scroat 3 years

Is apparently going into stand-up comedy. I'm completely lacking in inspiration today. Come on someone!...

The Hedgehog and the Swithy Tove 3 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

The Hedgehog and the Swithy Tove have bedded down together., The way they look, we know they are of quite a different feather., They made us wink, they made us shrug: their discomfort is a given,,...

True Biscuit - Aussie Ninjas foil muggers 0 Mr Glover Lover 3 years

Ten worst locations to carry out a mugging: Number 1 http://bit.ly/ah2JxK...

Happy Birthday nealdoran! 2 allmyownstunts 3 years

and did you get what you wanted, even so?...

BBC Writersroom: Five days in May 2 sauce 3 years

[quote]Five Days in May Do you have a rapid response to the general election? Were you compelled by the five agonising days between polling day and the formation of the new coalition government?...

How come it's always David and Ed Milliband and never Dave and Edward? 2 ianslat 3 years

Is Ed 'the cool one'?...

How are you feeling today Mr Beq? 4 PluckyMunky 3 years

Have you had some ice cream?...

Hello, everyone. It is quiet, again, tonight 6 PluckyMunky 3 years

I have tried singing, suggesting music and poetry and offering general pleasantries. I am not entirely convinced that any of them have been hugely succesful. Apart from generally telling me to fuck...

Before I give up on the musical suggestions, give this a listen 1 PluckyMunky 3 years

Sublime, I would say. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKJw74JWYwg&feature=fvw...

Shedding a tear 2 Mrblacker 3 years

I've just finished watch The West Wing and have to admit to shedding a tear over the death of Leo McGarry, Jed Bartlet's CoS. It got me thinking who Biscuiteers would shed a tear over from our...

BA to Strike 6 IRC 3 years

I ain't getting on no plane fool...

T-day... 11 QorbeQ 3 years

Today is tonsillectomy day over in QorbeQ-land oh joy. Expect many ill-judged, badly-constructed subs over the next week or two as I try to entertain myself, possibly between heavy sessions of...

Excellent FP, chaps 3 sauce 3 years

Good combination...

It's nealdoran's birthday on Thursday. 7 rikkor 3 years

(I found out through FB.) In honor of that blessed event, I apologized and will never make bitchy comments to him again. That is my birthday present...

Surely fruit cake would be more appropriate than pancakes? 1 sauce 3 years

http://motherjones.com/mojo/2010/05/orly-taitz-pancake-painting-dan-lacey...

A poem for a Tuesday night 0 PluckyMunky 3 years

In praise of poets I reckon—when I count it all, Emily Dickinson I reckon—when I count it all—, First—Poets—Then the Sun—, Then Summer—Then the Heaven of God—, And then—the...

David Mitchell announced as reluctant stunt double for new PM 5 Tigerstripes 3 years

Or is it just me ????...

Fairly pedestrian, but OK if you want the whole thing. 0 PluckyMunky 3 years

This may be the dullest version of this piece, but it is good value for (no) money. The whole thing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEllLECo4OM I do try to help, where I can. Bless me...

Jimmy Jimmy oooh..... 8 edward hack 3 years

.what a lovely FP, Got your leg over first time of asking., Well done young man., Now the slide into drug and alcohol abuse, domestic violence and gambling., Welcome to Newsbiscuit...

Today Programme joke 4 Scroat 3 years

One of the Today Programme's infamous racing tips this morning was a horse called 'Transvestite.' Sarah Montague made a comment about the name, and the sports chappie quipped it must be worth an each...

It's quiet in here tonight... 28 PluckyMunky 3 years

Me and Mrs Munky went to Gloucester, today, in a shower of rain. Someone has to, I suppose. We took Master Munky and his wife out for lunch and it was all very pleasant. I have to see a student,...

TWAT OF THE WEEK 27 Scroat 3 years

Russell Crowe for me. Michael Gove for Sauce...

There's something wrong with me today. 4 The All New Jeni B 3 years

Even more than usual. I just read this headline as "Moist"., http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8687317.stm...

As its Monday, try this... 7 PluckyMunky 3 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3zSV19AksQ...

Warm and cuddly 5 sauce 3 years

NB's such a welcoming place these days. Newcomers get "hello"s, suggestions and encourangement. When I posted my first sub, what did I get? Joan, telling me to fuck off...

Boiling an egg 24 PluckyMunky 3 years

1. Put an egg in a pan of boiling water,, 2. Boil until cooked,, 3. Remove from pan and shell before eating...

Any news from Noosa Beach 4 edward hack 3 years

'Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded ' does anybody know what happened next?, We have a right to know., OK biscuiteers, Noosa Beach - how romantic is that?, You must have seen pictures...

Another cracking FP Genghis 4 Ludicity 3 years

And let us not forget a historic achievement for Daves - who I believe now equal the number of women in Government...