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Local News Stories? 0 Doctor Moptop 3 years

This one tickled me....

I loved today's front page. And I've made a twat of myself at many England games 0 ronseal 3 years

Those days are over now. And the site of an England flag makes me want to quit drinking altogether. it's that bad. So well done Oxbridge. He's no mastermind, but he's funny...

Today's FP takes me back 2 Scroat 3 years

Seem to remember someone did a story about people carrying 'stupid' cards to indicate their level of intelligence. I said it had been done already with the red cross flags. Rikkor responded in a...

In lockstep to the brink: over we go! 1 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

., ., ., ., .,...

I got a 'one star' today! 1 PluckyMunky 3 years

That's always nice...

I know I am a stupid old bastard 6 PluckyMunky 3 years

but this bit of grainy, black and white, really cheers me up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcR9iKtxQVw&feature=related...

Brilliant front page today 5 StoopyDeGunt 3 years

As a catholic (well, sort of) I found it pleasingly offensive. I wasn't molested at St Josephs, but God knows plenty of boys were. The slags. Being rejected like that leaves a mark. Now I...

Best story on the Onion in months 1 Oxbridge 3 years

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-social-networking-site-changing-the-way-oh-chr,17465/...

Back to back quality FPs 1 Des Custard 3 years

Well done Stanley...

"JorShoes Overstock Clearance" looks very much like SPAM 3 PluckyMunky 3 years
I'm selling access to Princess Margaret Rose for US$50... 1 rikkor 3 years

Doesn't talk much and has rather a "dry" sense of humor. But, as she still drinks and smokes like anything, can be the life of the party. Seriously, feel vy. bad for your Queen. Can't be a nice...

Weather 7 QorbeQ 3 years

Cracking convalescence weather! Ta to whoever arranged it!...

Neat-O 9 Scroat 3 years

Wosappend?...

Kiss, 'pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear' 0 PluckyMunky 3 years

Some kiss! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7772902.stm "Couples are advised to 'proceed with caution.'"...

Oops 2 Crow 3 years

Here it is http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8698842.stm...

Someone lamented the lack of positive journalism 0 Crow 3 years

I do agree but check out the mayor's delightfully daft positive comment at the end of this piece...

TWAT OF THE WEEK 8 Scroat 3 years

No idea. Maybe the editor of the local rag, with an amazing headline over a story about Paul Daniels: I'm NOT a sex symbol says magician Paul, 72...

I'm a great fan of Chuck Berry 2 PluckyMunky 3 years

I just thought I would share that. I saw him live in the 60's. Unfortunately, like a lot of us, he is past his best, now...

shameless self pleasure 1 thisisall1word 3 years

from the archives is TIA1Ws favourite from back in the day when he wrote proper stories and didn't refer to himself in the third person...

How's the throat, Mr Q? 4 PluckyMunky 3 years

Are you feeling a bit better today?...

Was the Essex Earthquake story a FP on NB? 4 sauce 3 years

It's now doing the rounds of the ether. One of my FB 'friends' has just posted it (no attribution)...

Where are Plucky and Freud when you need them eh? 1 andhrimnir 3 years

I'm assuming clockwork apple is one of your patients? He's in the other room, looks like he's stopped taking his lithium...

Is it just me, or does Theresa May's collar make her look like a Judoon? 11 MrChigleysAunt 3 years

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn71/MrChigleysAunt/mayjudoon.jpg, http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn71/MrChigleysAunt/may.jpg...

It didn't do Ford Prefect any harm... 1 riesler 3 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10135873.stm...

More Faith Schools, God help us... 5 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

..but we still aren't allowed to set up Atheist Schools...

2012 Olympic Mascots 15 shitsu_tonka 3 years

Not being the target audience I asked my nieces, aged four and six, what they thought about them. They replied thusly: 'Boring, not cuddly.', 'Can I have some crisps?' Which I think says it all....

Jamaica Star 2 Peter 3 years

A while back a collegue showed me the website of a newspaper in Jamaica, called the Jamaica Star. Every so often they have some fantastic 'truebiscuit' stories. This is one I remember from last year...

Doesn't anyone want to take the piss? - 2 47 Oxbridge 3 years

I did lose the semi-final you know...

I really don't know what this chatboard is coming to 8 PluckyMunky 3 years

Hours pass without messages. I know I have been advised to 'get out more'. Well, I stood outside the back door for 10 minutes, this afternoon and when I got back there were still no messages. I...

Lembit Opik 10 Scroat 3 years

Is apparently going into stand-up comedy. I'm completely lacking in inspiration today. Come on someone!...