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Medical slang

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/3159813.stm, I just love the gallows humour of hospitals. Having spent a lot of time in the chemo ward with my partner, there are precious few belly laughs to be had.,...

9 beau-jolly 10.03.11 10:08am
be reasonable
My yog hurts

I think it's the bacteria...

1 markmypaper 10.03.11 12:16am
rikkor
Hello

Is there anybody out there?...

14 Rizzo 09.03.11 9:54pm
Scroat
Important Planning Notice.

In case you've not heard, it's last orders in the other bar. We've finally lost our fight against the planners and the council has decided to close it down. Seems they're pulling it down to make way...

7 wallster 09.03.11 8:49pm
Lucy4
Awww, bless you Rikkor! 1 riesler 09.03.11 4:47pm
rikkor
The Health of Nations :: Libya

[url=http://http://www.lemonde.fr/afrique/article/2011/03/08/il-est-clair-qu-il-ne-va-pas-bien_1490039_3212.html#ens_id=1481986]It is clear he's very unwell[/url] [quote]/// D'autres informateurs...

0 Hunter F. Thompson 09.03.11 5:47am
Hunter F. Thompson
[closed] I think I know who Describe is in real life,it was his Monkeys and typewriter

catchphrase that gave him away .he is from the north,he is funny,but an irritating arrogant prick who wears dresses,he appears on shows as a guest now and again...

17 08.03.11 8:08pm
Ironduke
‘Dick Dastardly’ Style Traps to Spice Up F1

‘Dick Dastardly’ Style Traps to Spice Up F1 Bernie Ecclestone announced today new incentives to make Formula 1 more exciting for the viewing public. Teams will be encouraged to try and remove...

3 Guy Incognito 08.03.11 3:29pm
be reasonable
'Ironduke is a cunt' tag posted on 'Flasher's union claim webcams halve carbon

footprint by allowing members to work from home. I'd really love to hear from whoever posted that charming tag for me, nice to have such an enthusiastic, though sadly anonymous, welcome...

4 Ironduke 08.03.11 11:44am
Ironduke
British fishing fleet to be decimated

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12660426...

3 riesler 07.03.11 8:07pm
Ian Searle
Protests as police force forced to police police protest

Inspired! A pint for this week's NiB editor, barman...

2 Des Custard 07.03.11 5:08pm
Des Custard
O2 mobile blocking Google Translate unless you're over 18!

Yesterday evening O2 engaged porn-blocking. Anyone trying to access adult sites from an O2 mobile are now asked to verify their age using a credit card. Fair enough I suppose but O2 have included...

3 Mateus109 07.03.11 4:42pm
OldThingy
Any North Londoners and/or people who can read and have access to money

Shameless bit of inappropriate pluggery ahoy -or- call to arms for all that is decent My local(ish) bookshop has been trying to keep afloat and is organising clever new strategies for indie book...

7 thisisall1word 07.03.11 2:49pm
thisisall1word
Awful, awful Royal coin

Ermm haven't they got the names the wrong way round? http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01839/coin_1839754c.jpg...

17 riesler 07.03.11 11:56am
Antiques Rogue Show FP...

Just to say gents, this is the best FP I've seen in my entire sojourn on NB. Most excellent! Can't wait to see part 2 on Spring's new series of 'KateHumbleWatch' F'narrrrrrr!...

1 pinxit 07.03.11 8:54am
Stan
When people take risks with cutting edge comedy

why do little people get jealous...

2 07.03.11 12:42am
How to add gravy, ta

pass the bisto jug, there's a love...

0 Ironduke 05.03.11 11:33pm
Ironduke
Writer of the Month for February – Stan Laurel!

Finally righting a number of near misses, Stan Laurel collects long-overdue congratulations after sneaking home as Writer of the Month for February with five excellent front page stories and a...

17 editor 05.03.11 6:39pm
Sinnick
Request to NB team/admin

I wonder if you might write some outstanding Front Pages and attribute them to me please. Ta...

2 FormerlyAlOPecia 05.03.11 8:53am
FormerlyAlOPecia
Mrs Brown's Boys

Admittedly I was told to iplayer it by a friend on the grounds it's an absolute car crash so I was expecting mirthless crap, but wow does this chomp the royal prong. Poor Ireland, land of Dave...

8 shitsu_tonka 05.03.11 8:21am
be reasonable
Request to NB team/admin

My ass hurts. Well, that's sort of a statement, not a request. Good enough for here...

4 rikkor 04.03.11 9:27pm
Can't beat a good fart gag

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-12647702...

1 riesler 04.03.11 7:59pm
be reasonable
One spectator, a Mr A. Wenger, said "I didn't see anything".

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/referee-brandishes-36-red-cards-in-one-match-2232288.html...

0 riesler 04.03.11 3:36pm
riesler
Newsjack - tonight

A sketch about the oscars I've had a tip-off...

11 ianslat 04.03.11 2:13pm
Doylem
Downing Street?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/road-safety/8359625/Finding-Britains-worst-road.html...

0 riesler 04.03.11 11:59am
riesler
Darkbill you're a star!

Great stuff! Complete with chocolate cocks!...

1 Scroat 04.03.11 9:27am
riesler
oh bum 4 Zadok the second 04.03.11 9:26am
Scroat
Can anyone help with a Latin translation?

Any Biscuits out there done Latin? I need a translation of the phrase: With you forever From what I remember of a G.C.S.E taken fifteen years ago I've got Sempere te cum which doesn't seem right....

14 shitsu_tonka 03.03.11 11:35pm
Ironduke
Wrong room 2 be reasonable 03.03.11 4:45pm
bonjonelson
Request to NB team/admin

I was wondering if it might be possible to amend the name tag on the stories of mine which have featured on the front page or in the News In Brief section. It's not a big deal but my name seems to...

10 OllieP 03.03.11 12:06am
rikkor