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One technical issue. When to put the asbestos in?

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/china-genetically-modifying-cows-to-produce-human-breast-milk-20110608-ncx...

1 rikkor 08.06.11 5:10pm
Al OPecia
Japanese affected by "Paris Syndrome".

We should give up now. Sometimes the truth is so much funnier than anything our fevered brains could dream up. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6197921.stm...

3 seymour totti 08.06.11 10:47am
Vertically Challenged Giant
cheers mr Editor

Thanks for cutting the deadwood out of my phishing scam thing. It sank so quickly at the time even I had forgotten that I wrote the original! Just one thing, though: I think 'scam' needs to be...

0 07.06.11 5:03pm
Got an idea: parody of 'I, Cloudius'

I had a look on Wikipedia to find the gist of the plot for I Claudius, and it's a surprisingly good fit with the Apple Empire. Autocratic, vast and devious, with many tales of wonton excess. I'm...

5 07.06.11 4:49pm
Chortles aplenty

excellent FB, and so trim!...

2 riesler 07.06.11 12:01pm
Golgo13
Congrats on the Norfolk Hospital Twitter Side NIB

Made me laff. A lot. Could run and run (unlike the trolleys). *****...

1 pinxit 07.06.11 9:09am
OllieP
Someone stealing their ideas from Newsbiscuit

From here:, [url=http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/05/30/nato-to-bomb-fifa/]That funny story about bombing FIFA[/url], to here:,...

3 Nick McCarr 07.06.11 8:59am
Al OPecia
Fewer English Cuckoos? I don't think so.

Can anyone think of examples of recent English Cuckoos? I know that I can...

2 Al OPecia 07.06.11 7:42am
Al OPecia
My 83 year old mum had a phone call tonight

from someone called "Robert" who opened with the gambit "Hello, we notice that you are having problems with your computer, and we can help" Mum - "I don't think so Ducks, 'cos I haven't got one"...

7 Al OPecia 06.06.11 5:23pm
Chip Paper
Loved the Richard Branson FP

Reminds me that there's a café on the top of Mount Ben Tal in Israel called Coffee Anan. God the rubbish you pick up proofreading travel books...

2 Scroat 06.06.11 2:53pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
How did the logo designer sneak that in???

http://www.decanter.com/imageBank/cache/p/powerlist.png_e_2685a6b174efacd3f4dd0fc3aa2a4f43.png No kidding; here it is in its natural habitat.,...

8 riesler 05.06.11 9:28pm
doggone
The Periodic Table of Urban Biscuit Myths

Just stumbled across this - worth a brief dunk > http://www.crispian.net/Myths/biscuits.html...

5 Ludicity 05.06.11 4:46pm
riesler
Something Fishy

Why is it taking so long to announce the Mug of the Month for May? Could it be those in charge are deliberating over the cost of shipping the crockery down to the antipodes? Or has the Ed taken a...

4 wallster 04.06.11 12:41pm
Ludicity
Babar Ahmad apologises to police for ‘running into their fists’ 0 Lemonrinse 04.06.11 2:46am
Lemonrinse
Oi!

I don't get many Newsbiscuit front pages so would you mind awfully crediting me with 'Austerity-conscious Queen downgrades 2012 Jubilee to ‘Diamonique’ seeing as how I wrote it. It's been given...

2 evilsuperstar 03.06.11 7:16pm
evilsuperstar
absurd ways for councils to raise revenue

I am composing a Victor Meldrew type rant to my local paper about the tacky absurdity of hanging advertising banners from lamp posts to raise revenue for the council (their genuine proposed policy)....

5 fun and games 03.06.11 3:43pm
beau-jolly
Thank you to whom ever edited the "monkey alarm" NiB.

You made it so much funnier, so I thank you...

0 SingingHinny 03.06.11 11:22am
SingingHinny
Truebiscuit

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/9502367.stm]Who managed to sneak "professional oboist" into this?[/url]...

3 andhrimnir 03.06.11 10:06am
be reasonable
and the winner of most oddly inappropriate comment is...

#2, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-13613836...

1 thisisall1word 03.06.11 8:54am
The impersonators are dying off, why can't she? - 2

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13574208...

32 The All New Jeni B 02.06.11 10:16pm
Al OPecia
I just can't wait until the whole of the NHS is privatised.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13617196...

4 Al OPecia 02.06.11 1:03pm
rikkor
Death by salad vegetable.

I'm beginning to wonder if Harold Camping was right, but wrong. Perhaps the end of the world will not be caused by earthquakes and other natural disaster, but by the evil non-believers being killed...

5 The All New Jeni B 02.06.11 10:37am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Olympic scandal worsens as mystery benefactor revealed as Sepp from Switzerland 0 ronseal 02.06.11 10:09am
ronseal
Ludo, I want to pop you on a stick and lick you like a lolly

Super dooper FP. That is all...

1 Mary Evans 02.06.11 9:23am
Ludicity
Today's archive is rather special.

That is all...

1 SingingHinny 01.06.11 9:59am
Ironduke
bollocks 5 bonjonelson 01.06.11 8:58am
be reasonable
Is it still the eighties in Australia?

At least in this country we did the decent thing and got rid of them a long time ago. [url=http://www.haleandpace.com.au/]Hale and Pace[/url] Hate living in a world where they're still touring and...

2 shitsu_tonka 31.05.11 11:42pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Lovin' Mr Bland's work...

beautifully crafted NiB today. Hat's off...

0 Golgo13 31.05.11 8:12pm
Golgo13
Essential 'special relationship' FP

I always said that man couldn't be trusted. We should definitely unfriend himunless he comes back with some flowers and chocolates...

0 Ludicity 31.05.11 7:11am
Ludicity
Sri Lanka discovers secret to getting Jonathan Trott out

Just let him get a double century and then bowl a decent delivery at the stumps. More soon...

1 JohnA 29.05.11 9:02pm
JohnA