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Grrrrrrrr! Someone please explain... 3 riesler 4 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-10923768 The council said its officers can legally park on double yellow lines if it is the "only safe option" If it is a safe option, WHY THE F**K DO THEY...

Breast Milk FP 2 thisisall1word 4 years

[quote]a lifetime of people laughing at their bandy legs.[/quote] Ha! Good work - great line that made me laugh out loud, cheers for that...

To Rick - 2 36 PluckyMunky 4 years

Thank you for your considered response to my posting on the writer's page. I didn't see a 'frank dismissal' of your sub, in what I had to say. The 'willy' sub of mine that you quoted wasn't a willy...

Truebiscuit - partygoers overdosing on bath salts 0 riesler 4 years

http://news.scotsman.com/news/Fear-of-surge-in-use.6465405.jp Symptoms include realy smooth skin and a pleasant smell...

We may as well give up... 3 pinxit 4 years

This air-rage item is priceless http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10922843 The clincher for me is that he grabs a beer before he jumps. Heheclassic!...

Never mind the FP and NiBs (nice one by the way) 5 jp1885 4 years

[toady]But well done pinxit for a spiffing Left Alert thingamebob.[/toady]...

Dear Mary 1 FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Are you actually ever going to dehisc, or is it just an asymptote? Try speed bumps, worked for us (at 10 mph). Best Al...

We have another outbreak of full-blown civil war in NB... - 2 41 FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

as opposed to our customary low intensity guerrilla warfare...

What ever happened to "Team Biscuit"? 9 FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Facebook telepathy 6 QorbeQ 4 years

One of my friends on FB just updated their status with "Cnt stop eating". How did she, rather rudely, know I was scoffing chocolate trifle?...

The greatest line Alan Bennett never wrote? 1 Oxbridge 4 years

Picture the scene, my mother-in-law, the original dour and humourless working class matriarch from hell, in her kitchen in the West Midlands. Little Miss Oxy has just worked out with some amusement...

Can I just be the first arse-licking toady to say how great today's FP is? 4 Oxbridge 4 years
RealBiscuit 6 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-10901959...

These Tories have no new material I see... 5 The All New Jeni B 4 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10904958 I mean, Thatcher did this gig back in the 70s...

T A L K T O M E A N Y O N E . . . . 8 Scroat 4 years

Pretty please...

Who edited the Mel Gibson piece? Whoever you are, you're brilliant! 7 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Surely you deserve some credit at the end? You wrote all the good bits! Hang on. Who do you think you are,? The Lone Ranger? You come into people's lives, turn them around, and then just move on?...

Do you speak my language? 1 rikkor 4 years

http://gawker.com/5607538/scandal-marmite-retail-price-skyrockets...

"Entering the UK's food chain" 5 FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Is it me, or does this sound like some kind of casual whim being acted on by cows in general? "Oh we were really bored and that, so we entered the food chain for a look around"? How about "cloned...

Does anyone want to work in Fleet Street? This is a genuine advert I saw today 8 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

[NAME WITHELD] IS looking for an ambitious trainee reporter to join the busiest news desk on “Fleet Street”. To fill the role you must be keen, sharp, unshockable and hungry for the story. You...

Rick - great FP 11 Scroat 4 years

Can I be the first in the western hemisphere to say congrats. ARe you still awake?...

Jeni and Golly - 2 49 Scroat 4 years

Can we talk here as I can't get my head aronnd this...

Mary 12 Scroat 4 years

Anything happening? No sign of Scroatella Rikkorina Westwell Stoopina Chigley Ludicity Jeni Evans emerging? Hope you're ok...

who says men can't multitask? 1 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2010/02/multitasking-man.html...

Del Amitri and Talisker 2 Scroat 4 years
I'll even talk to newbies this time of night/morning... 8 Scroat 4 years

Ooops.. That smacks of clickiness or however it's spelt/spelled...

How the hell.. 6 FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

..does Wife-Beating Rehab work? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10847570...

Nice FP Stoops and another great image Red 3 fun and games 4 years

Er, that's it...

Hand gestures ,by TV reporters 0 arrghgarry 4 years

The only news I watch id BBC world and CNN and there seem s to be an overuse of hand gestures all the times by reporters ,is this the ame on your local news ?, Thanks...

MINISTER SOLVES PUBLIC HOUSING CRISIS AT A STROKE 0 rob heslop 4 years

“It’s crazy for the state to spend billions on supporting affordable homes that are needed more urgently by people languishing on waiting lists” says Housing minister Grant Schnapps. His...

Wassup Scroat? 2 FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Some content...