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Love the 'medal or fucking something' NiB.

Cracking idea that...

2 Qoxiivi 17.07.11 7:12am
Ironduke
What is the alternative to a "face-to-face" meeting?

An arse-to-arse meeting?...

7 Al OPecia 16.07.11 10:52pm
doggone
Did a bomb go off?

For no apparent reason today has been the quietest day for about 2 years on this Dorset High Street. Not much happening on here either. Have I missed something massive. Did transformers invade? ...

1 beau-jolly 16.07.11 6:58pm
deskpilot3
8 15 doggone 16.07.11 1:03pm
be reasonable
This just in from Twitter

[quote]jonronson , Rupert Murdoch just phoned to remind me of the rave the Sun gave my 1993 series The Ronson Mission and asked if he could count on my support[/quote]...

0 JohnA 16.07.11 10:02am
JohnA
'Aggravated mayhem'...I should say so! - 2

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8635418/Woman-cuts-off-husbands-penis.html...

33 Ironduke 15.07.11 5:45pm
Danny
Darkbill, great FP.

Whole concept made me laugh...

3 rikkor 15.07.11 10:21am
Zadok the second
Queen's Code Book Challenge

http://www.royal.gov.uk/LatestNewsandDiary/TheQueensCodeBookChallenge/TheQueensCodeBookChallenge.aspx I know that I'm well over 16, but I thought I'd do it for fun anyway. I think I got the first...

1 rikkor 14.07.11 11:48pm
Quaz
Would it be more humane to just make them redundant?

http://menmedia.co.uk/stockportexpress/news/s/1426398_councillors-fear-axing-of-lollipop-ladies...

0 antharrison 14.07.11 9:47pm
antharrison
New voting argument.

I'm only going to give 4's and 5's for the material that warrants these high grades. Making everything a 5 seems a lttle bit too much like the way they grade students in US public schools. No...

2 rikkor 14.07.11 5:27pm
rikkor
Sun problem page to feature photo love story of Rupert 82, and Rebecca, 30

Anyone fancy doing a Sun problem page style Photo Love story? If would feature Rupert, 82, a powerful businessman who makes grown men weep. Rupert has lost his marbles after meeting Rebecca, 30, a...

3 ronseal 14.07.11 7:29am
Zadok the second
WHat on earth is Golgo on about?

Don't people say the funniest things?...

28 ronseal 14.07.11 12:08am
Quaz
Murdoch to punish Britain by raising the price of Sky subscriptions. 0 deskpilot3 13.07.11 9:04pm
deskpilot3
Forgot to say ta for the great pig pic.

Is this the first acceptable combination of Red and bacon?...

0 13.07.11 7:02pm
Pastafarians get religious recognition!

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8635624/Pastafarian-wins-religious-freedom-right-to-wear-pasta-strainer-for-driving-licence.html]noodly goodness[/url] I always thought...

0 13.07.11 6:25pm
Hugh Grant: Telling it like it is

His last line in this interview is total class - http://t.co/SukrRWt...

2 JohnA 13.07.11 9:51am
JohnA
What's your least impressive early sexual experience?

No more I met so-and-so on the street 30 years ago. I want the dirt...

23 rikkor 13.07.11 8:53am
FraserWords
The Ed is on R4 now

JOF on 'A Good Read'. I'm sure it'll be on Iplayer later...

2 Quaz 12.07.11 11:45pm
Quaz
Great FP today

Excellent, proper bit of satire!...

6 12.07.11 12:40pm
JohnA
ed, did I imagine this ?

I thought I saw an FP earlier today about the demise of the painting industry in Belfast, with some truly excellent work from red. Did you have second thoughts ?...

1 Sinnick 12.07.11 10:01am
OllieP
Harper 7 is world's first baby to be given a single name for online and offline

. I think, what I'm trying to say is...

2 ronseal 12.07.11 8:36am
ronseal
Delete 7 rikkor 11.07.11 11:05am
Oxbridge
Who's h**ked off and f**ked off with f**king h**king media coverage?

Dear editors, please bring back Gary Glitter for some light relief...

24 Dick Everyman 10.07.11 7:10pm
Dick Everyman
There'll be a gap on the shelves next Sunday....

Given that Newsbiscuit now has a wealth of spoof newsarticles, surely next Sunday is the time for a one-off tabloid edition of recent FPs and NIBs and old classic favourite FPs, filling political,...

3 Ironduke 10.07.11 12:14am
Ironduke
Why Walmart Helps America Stay #1

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304760604576428433276281402.html?mod=ITP_AHED Worth reading down to the "Sylvester" part...

3 rikkor 09.07.11 10:57pm
Golgo13
Last one to post a reply wins.

So that'll be me then...

0 SpankyMonkey 09.07.11 4:57pm
SpankyMonkey
Can't wait for...

Rebekah Slagg to be doorstepped by the world's press Perhaps even jostled and upset In her favour though, she does have nice hair...

12 Scroat 09.07.11 2:49pm
Scroat
Double entendre tendencies.

I started a summer job last week to keep me going during the Uni hols, and I work as a bakery shop assistant. It would seem that there is only so much mindless tedium the brain can take before it...

20 The All New Jeni B 09.07.11 1:05pm
beau-jolly
Someone has finally got a plan for ridding us of Keith Chegwin

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab78/brownpaperreporter/th_atlantis.jpg We should club together to bribe one of the other crew members to lob him out of the airlock...

0 brownpaperreporter 08.07.11 5:15pm
brownpaperreporter
3rd Proclaimer unearthed

looking at todays FP is it me or is Nick from The Apprentice a secret Proclaimer., http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/nick_hewer_the_apprentice250.jpg...

3 MADJEZ 08.07.11 7:00am
Al OPecia