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O'Farrell's Law 11 Scroat 4 years

This states that anyone who wants to become Prime Minister in the UK or President in the USA is, by definition, the wrong person for the job. Scroat's Law doesn't have the same ring...

two in the wrong room 2 MADJEZ 4 years
oh cock 0 MADJEZ 4 years
Top news from the Isle of Wight 2 fernandomando 4 years

http://www.iwcp.co.uk/news/news/sausage-roll-fire-34473.aspx...

Abbas/Netanyahu not same person despite never being seen in same room together 0 Steve Wilson 4 years
Top-notch FP Golgo 0 jp1885 4 years

Nice to see you back on form after being so cruelly denied in July. I just hope that I can bounce back and write as well as this too!...

Anglesea set to host the 2012 Olympic Squirel Licking event 0 Quaz 4 years

It's that time of year when the Squirrel licking season draws to a close and we look forward to the traditional seasonal finale of the lick'n'Conkers event (Squirrel licking combined with Conkers,...

Erm, Mr Editor... i know it's just a ticker but... 0 SingingHinny 4 years

Can I have the portillo ticker credit? Ta muchly...

Ticker s 4 SingingHinny 4 years

Am I imagining it or have we had a couple of ticker repeats over the last couple of days? I'm thinking winter allowance and scottish cancer centres based subs. I could be wrong and just imagined it...

I am trying to write a love poem, any suggestions..... helpful ones please... - 23 61 virtuallywill 4 years

I want you to know I Love you,, I want you to know I care,, I want you to feel my presence,, I want you to know I’m here. I want you to know I have never felt this way,, A Love to nurture and...

PICK OF THE YEAR 8 Scroat 4 years

Towards Christmas I was going to suggest a 'Best FP of 2010' debate, but decided this would be impossible because of the consistently high standard and the number of candidates. However I honestly...

Lovely FP Insomnia, jp, rick 9 Ludicity 4 years

Great team effort and super photo as always red. Good to see foreign affairs making the front page - we need more international stories...

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Question for Rikkor 5 shitsu_tonka 4 years

Or any other U.S types who hang out here. Glen Beck and Bill O'Reilly (especially Glen Beck who is alarmingly creepy): are they listened to or are they mocked in the States? I can't work out if...

Watch out for those German strawberries 1 shitsu_tonka 4 years

Fry and Laurie have an [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znmjnEMqHeg&feature=rec-exp_fresh+div-1f-16-HM]Englandgasm[/url] Was in the mood for some retro mirth...

Looks like one of our brethren has gone over to the Dark Side 11 Oxbridge 4 years

http://newsarse.com/2010/08/25/seekers-of-mind-blowing-unprotected-sex-facing-postcode-lottery/...

I had a weird dream last night where a NewsBiscuit football team... 2 FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

were taking on Germany, and hoped to defeat them by satire alone. We did get one past them when I distracted their back 4 by taking them to a stand at the side of the pitch where I sold them...

"Ghost Hunter" killed by real train looking for ghost train. 5 rikkor 4 years

http://www.wistv.com/global/story.asp?s=13055036# This is the funniest thing ever. Listen to the audio 911 (your 999) call on the right side of the screen. A person could have died of old age...

New trade association created to represent trade associations 1 4 years

The Trade Association Trade Association (TATA) has been created to represent the interests of trade and retail associations which do not currently enjoy representation. Speaking about the new body,...

If you were in Guernsey 3 Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

[url=http://www.portrait-sculpture.org/register/large.php?relid=19&id=50]you might see this.[/url]...

COME ON LUDO THIS IS GETTING PAST A JOKE FCS... 8 Scroat 4 years

Nice one though, jealousy notwithstanding. Well done. Bitch/bastard whichever applies...

What is the point of being a slightly pissed saddo at nearly one in the morning 1 Scroat 4 years

When no-one rips the piss FCS. I mean. Honestly. What's a bloke to do?...

Guess who this lovable guy was 23 arrghgarry 4 years

(His first wife) She went off to Italy with someone I'd had an affair with and my sister had been fond of, so he'd had the whole family...

TWAT OF THE WEEK 6 Scroat 4 years

Jeremy Clarkson, Simon Cowell, Tony B. Liar, President Sarky, all the local garden centres for running out of seed potatoes, Yves Saint Laurent for discontinuing Rive Gauche eau de parfum (Mrs...

Nation in panic as Friends fails to appear in TV schedules for a day 0 4 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has cut short his Cornish holiday to deal with the growing crisis gripping the UK following the shock disappearance for a day of hit US sitcom Friends from TV schedules....

Nation in panic as Friends fails to appear in TV schedules for a day 0 4 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has cut short his Cornish holiday to deal with the growing crisis gripping the UK following the shock disappearance for a day of hit US sitcom Friends from TV schedules....

Newbie giddy from achieving first NiB misguidedly quits job 6 dicky37 4 years

Oops. Didn't really think that one through. The offers will roll in though, won't they fellow Biscuiteers? Hello? [Tumbleweed] It's dark and I'm frightened. So frightened...

How do the tags work? 8 4 years

I see the tags box, but what does it do? Should I treat it the same was as metatags, ie. words which relate to a post? I'm new here, so excuse my ignorance...

Ludo, you're on fire.... 2 Mary Evans 4 years

No, really, put it out, quick Lovely brace of FPs. Made me smile in the thankless, small hours of the night as my breasts were masticated by a small, bald entity. I really must teach Mr Mary some...

Well done Ludo 4 Scroat 4 years

This must be one of your best FPs. Great stuff...