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Prince Charles FP photo.

I may be mistaken, but I think I can hear him saying 'How much for a 'teenth?" out of the corner of his mouth...

0 dvo4fun 06.09.11 12:51pm
dvo4fun
shameless toadying alert

I was cruising the archives (no, not the ones under London Bridge) and this popped up, so for all you FP wannabes - this is how it's done,...

1 Gerontius 06.09.11 11:22am
jp1885
Anyone seen Angry Boys?

Best comedy I've seen all year. Just watched a torrent but I think it's on BBC 3. It's from Chris Lilley who also did Summer Heights High which is pretty wonderful too. Apart from Chris Morris I...

4 shitsu_tonka 06.09.11 9:32am
editor
Talk Sport mistake Brian Sewell for Brian Glover in Kez

Got to mention this one as it gave me a big laugh at the time. While driving over to see friends yesterday morning I happened to tune into talk sport on the radio whose presenters at the time were...

0 Basil_B 05.09.11 9:30pm
Basil_B
Silence of the Organic Lambs

People who say they like people watching either love observing the social condition or they’re cannibals. People who like to watch what they eat. People who spend a lot time following others around...

0 Glib Hemingway 05.09.11 12:28am
Glib Hemingway
Rick, are you NiB editor this week by any chance?

Just a wild guess...

12 Stan 04.09.11 9:22pm
Clucksy
I realise the "school of hard knocks" gag has been done before...

Because I googled it before I wrote the article, which is why there is a reference to Ofsted and tuition fees in the first paragraph. So hat-tip to those who went before me, but hopefully mine is a...

0 JohnA 04.09.11 5:40pm
JohnA
August Writer of the Month – The Paper Ostrich

Congratulations to The Paper Ostrich whose topical riots story, ‘Looters apologise to communities for causing two days of visits by politicians’, was this month’s most read piece and scoops him...

17 editor 04.09.11 9:35am
JohnA
Lovely dictator FP today

[quote]You don’t have to be Aryan to work here, but it helps[/quote], Excellent!...

3 rickwestwell 03.09.11 7:51pm
rikkor
Cheers this Mornings Editor and RickWestwell!

I'm talking about Climate Change...

6 ronseal 03.09.11 6:00pm
Gerontius
Nice bit of Karma...

My daughter hacked into my Facebook account - well I left it open. Now today she has forgotten her password to get into her laptop. Bless. Can anyone help? She's on Vista...

12 Scroat 02.09.11 11:03pm
Quaz
Cherie Blair's soeur in the news.

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/147264#.TlukeV3h98F She's blaming the Jews...

8 rikkor 01.09.11 7:51pm
Al OPecia
Ninja patrols Yeovil : how do we compete ?

Wow a real life ninja, not just some crazy loner who reads too many comics., Patrolling the tough inner city ghettos of Yeovil. Watch the vid it's hilarious....

8 MADJEZ 01.09.11 12:37pm
writinginbsl
Disturbing banner ads tonight.

Just had a look at something in the Writers' Room when I spotted an ad for 'Scotrail', The tag line was, "A Better Way To Go.", Is the ad trying to persuade the suicidal amongst us to choose a...

1 The All New Jeni B 01.09.11 6:28am
JohnA
I still don't think they'll catch him

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14207581]E-fit[/url]...

1 ianslat 01.09.11 6:03am
Gerontius
Whats with all the cant be arsed to finish this n

Its funnier if people write it all in one go IMHO...

0 writinginbsl 31.08.11 5:59pm
writinginbsl
Today's FP pic is one of the funniest yet.

And more convincing than some of the drags I've seen...

5 The All New Jeni B 31.08.11 8:45am
pinxit
Shocker: Lockerbie bomber not checking in with his parole officer.

http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/politics/Libya-Scottish-officials-still-in.6825374.jp He's also been coming back late from his afternoon break. This could go badly for him...

9 rikkor 30.08.11 11:07pm
rikkor
Coolest Summer for Two Decades "Hangover From Labour Government" 3 thisisall1word 30.08.11 6:10pm
thisisall1word
what the hell is 'caffeine shampoo' all about?

They've been advertising German 'caffeine shampoo' on telly for a while now. Seems to be aimed at blokes. What is it for? What does it do that other runny soap can't? Do you drink it? Is there an...

9 30.08.11 6:09pm
thisisall1word
Let's drink to sobriety!

http://www.decanter.com/news/wine-news/529229/wine-will-curb-alcoholism-says-russian-president...

0 riesler 30.08.11 3:09pm
riesler
Tripoli Drag is a classic.

Well done, Gary. First time I've really laughed here in some time. Lazy Ed.: it's Barbra...

3 rikkor 30.08.11 1:13pm
rikkor
You couldn't make it up

that leg-tagging story would have worked so much better if the amputee had actually got one of his mates to take his leg down the pub while he stayed home...

3 Gerontius 29.08.11 9:42pm
dvo4fun
More shockers...

Headlines from DM Cycling is good exercise and can make you live longer Childrens fruit drinks often contain a lot of sugar and have very little or no fruit in them...

1 writinginbsl 29.08.11 6:43pm
rikkor
Aieeeeeeeeeeeeee! Killer quake in Asswelt, VA.

Jeni B. was the only one who cared enough to check on my welfare. The rest of you know what I think. The only good thing reported is that the soi-disant "National Cathedral" sustained some damage. ...

14 rikkor 27.08.11 6:46pm
writinginbsl
The "Steve Jobs was a Legend" posts are flooding my facebook wall..

Good grief, why don't all these Apple devotees just make him a God and worship him?...

5 Dumbnews 27.08.11 6:22pm
borednow
Sometimes a reader comment can some up the news better than any article...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-14683964 - second comment down...

2 thisisall1word 27.08.11 8:59am
The All New Jeni B
Do you have a favourite example of graffiti?

Near the top of my list. Seen in a Hertfordshire pub toilet in the 1970s, when on a friend's stag night. I haven't seen it used elsewhere since. Although it no longer makes me chuckle out loud, it...

18 dvo4fun 26.08.11 9:10pm
bonjonelson
Comedy Songs

if you're after a laugh, check out my favourite song of the moment [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHH3brmhPyw]This Party Took a Turn for the Douche[/url]...

2 Mrblacker 26.08.11 2:47pm
Mrblacker
Life taking accident?

Do you really use that phraseology in Angleterre? I suppose being pictured with the large gal is supposed to take suspicion away from the roots of his air hose up bum fetish? Just arseking....

7 rikkor 26.08.11 2:11pm
rikkor