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Why aren't you all performing at the Edinburgh Festival? 8 Sharpehunter 4 years

Seriously, for want of being accused of toadying, there is some immense and diverse talent on here (a statement which excludes myself, I'm still a newbie) and surely some of you should be at the...

Lovely archive today 3 rickwestwell 4 years

I remember toading over this quote at the time, [quote]‘I’ll admit my first response was to throw scalding hot soup in her whorish face.’[/quote] Back in the days when Evans could actually...

Sun-sational, JP. 1 rikkor 4 years

That is so funny. I was laughing through the whole thing. "Slapped alcoholic emerging from a house fore" is priceless...

More sport on the FP? 16 Sharpehunter 4 years

There seems to be a lack of appreciation of sporting subjects on the FP, or is it just me.. although of course being a newbie I probably missed all the classic World Cup stuff, which reminds me, I'm...

Today's FP is a scorcher. 4 The All New Jeni B 4 years

And another [s]sunning[/s] stunning masterpiece from (appropriately enough) Red...

Google Offices Raided by Korean Police - Nothing Found after Search. 0 El Trev 4 years
Traffic chaos at Bobs funeral 3 pagan witch 4 years

The town of little happening was bought to a total standstill earlier today as Bob was cremated., Over 3 million people turned up for the ceremony saying that they were his neice / nephew. "Cries of...

there's a news link on the BBC news Site "Police chase man killed by train". 16 FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Was he stuck to the front of the loco, and they couldn't attract the Driver's attention?...

Grrrrrrrr! Someone please explain... 3 riesler 4 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-10923768 The council said its officers can legally park on double yellow lines if it is the "only safe option" If it is a safe option, WHY THE F**K DO THEY...

Breast Milk FP 2 thisisall1word 4 years

[quote]a lifetime of people laughing at their bandy legs.[/quote] Ha! Good work - great line that made me laugh out loud, cheers for that...

To Rick - 2 36 PluckyMunky 4 years

Thank you for your considered response to my posting on the writer's page. I didn't see a 'frank dismissal' of your sub, in what I had to say. The 'willy' sub of mine that you quoted wasn't a willy...

Truebiscuit - partygoers overdosing on bath salts 0 riesler 4 years

http://news.scotsman.com/news/Fear-of-surge-in-use.6465405.jp Symptoms include realy smooth skin and a pleasant smell...

We may as well give up... 3 pinxit 4 years

This air-rage item is priceless http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10922843 The clincher for me is that he grabs a beer before he jumps. Heheclassic!...

Never mind the FP and NiBs (nice one by the way) 5 jp1885 4 years

[toady]But well done pinxit for a spiffing Left Alert thingamebob.[/toady]...

Dear Mary 1 FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Are you actually ever going to dehisc, or is it just an asymptote? Try speed bumps, worked for us (at 10 mph). Best Al...

We have another outbreak of full-blown civil war in NB... - 2 41 FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

as opposed to our customary low intensity guerrilla warfare...

What ever happened to "Team Biscuit"? 9 FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Facebook telepathy 6 QorbeQ 4 years

One of my friends on FB just updated their status with "Cnt stop eating". How did she, rather rudely, know I was scoffing chocolate trifle?...

The greatest line Alan Bennett never wrote? 1 Oxbridge 4 years

Picture the scene, my mother-in-law, the original dour and humourless working class matriarch from hell, in her kitchen in the West Midlands. Little Miss Oxy has just worked out with some amusement...

Can I just be the first arse-licking toady to say how great today's FP is? 4 Oxbridge 4 years
RealBiscuit 6 PluckyMunky 4 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-10901959...

These Tories have no new material I see... 5 The All New Jeni B 4 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10904958 I mean, Thatcher did this gig back in the 70s...

T A L K T O M E A N Y O N E . . . . 8 Scroat 4 years

Pretty please...

Who edited the Mel Gibson piece? Whoever you are, you're brilliant! 7 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Surely you deserve some credit at the end? You wrote all the good bits! Hang on. Who do you think you are,? The Lone Ranger? You come into people's lives, turn them around, and then just move on?...

Do you speak my language? 1 rikkor 4 years

http://gawker.com/5607538/scandal-marmite-retail-price-skyrockets...

"Entering the UK's food chain" 5 FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Is it me, or does this sound like some kind of casual whim being acted on by cows in general? "Oh we were really bored and that, so we entered the food chain for a look around"? How about "cloned...

Does anyone want to work in Fleet Street? This is a genuine advert I saw today 8 StoopyDeGunt 4 years

[NAME WITHELD] IS looking for an ambitious trainee reporter to join the busiest news desk on “Fleet Street”. To fill the role you must be keen, sharp, unshockable and hungry for the story. You...

Rick - great FP 11 Scroat 4 years

Can I be the first in the western hemisphere to say congrats. ARe you still awake?...

Jeni and Golly - 2 49 Scroat 4 years

Can we talk here as I can't get my head aronnd this...

Mary 12 Scroat 4 years

Anything happening? No sign of Scroatella Rikkorina Westwell Stoopina Chigley Ludicity Jeni Evans emerging? Hope you're ok...