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Dog sentenced to death by stoning by rabbinical court

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/8583317/Jewish-court-sentences-dog-to-death-by-stoning.html Guess the judge trod in dog shit on the way to work that morning?...

5 Ironduke 21.06.11 11:13pm
Ironduke
The Radio 1 DJ Graveyard .... Smooth FM

Struggling down the M6 looking for local traffic reports, I happened upon Smooth FM when I hear Kid Jensen. Oh dear god, but worse, the breakfast show is hosted by Simon Bates, still offering up Our...

21 brownpaperreporter 21.06.11 6:51pm
brownpaperreporter
Lobster Week

Tonight it's lobster Newburg, but without any parmesan cheese. Cheese is not great with seafood. Lots of sherry, asparagus as a side. In keeping with my rough, colonial upbringing, I will leave...

6 rikkor 21.06.11 6:14pm
rikkor
father christmas ticker...

Just seen the Father Christmas/absent father ticker. But every year, he drinks the sherry we put out for him, and then drives his sleigh. I know what that makes him...

3 21.06.11 12:49pm
Qoxiivi
Tracey Emin to design 2012 Olympic posters

"I'm thinking maybe something tasteful like a wino pissing on the Olympic flame."...

2 riesler 21.06.11 10:48am
riesler
What's all this about 'Project Vulva'...?

Story there anyone? Maybe a bit late...

20 Scroat 21.06.11 8:57am
Sinnick
The SugarTits thing is over.

Just let it go. An attempt to be funny, but it lacked staying power...

15 rikkor 21.06.11 8:57am
The All New Jeni B
Spinal Tap or Bad News?

I saw something online where people said they actually prefered the Comic Strip PresentsBad News over This Is Spinal Tap. I couldn't believe anyone could favour the pale Channel 4 imitation of the...

6 Golgo13 20.06.11 10:43pm
Quaz
Negotiations with the Taliban are 'going well'. How can they tell?

They said on the news that the CIA is talking to the Taliban and that 'negotiations are going well' This intrigues me. They're not notably emotive people are they? If you were negotiating with...

19 ronseal 20.06.11 5:41pm
Quaz
Today's Archive FP

Really enjoyed the archive story about the over-competitive Dad who badly broke his son's leg during a violent game of football in the back garden, with the stand-out line being: "We tried a bit of...

4 OllieP 20.06.11 5:29pm
MightyBlair
reservoir drained after man wees in it

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8582593/Eight-million-gallons-of-water-drained-from-reservoir-after-man-urinates-in-it.html]taking the water[/url] Presumably, the...

12 20.06.11 1:56pm
doggone
Conan O'Brien's 2011 Dartmouth College Commencement Address

Just brilliant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmDYXaaT9sA...

3 OllieP 20.06.11 1:54pm
doggone
Shit Ads

"You are the 1.000.000 user This is no joke" Really? I mean, really...

3 BillyBitzer 20.06.11 1:34pm
doggone
Just read this in an email from a colleague and laughed...

"and then couldn’t get my phone to work on the Isle of Wight this weekend."...

1 Qoxiivi 20.06.11 10:34am
The All New Jeni B
Just killed some lobsters.

If you're worried about dropping them live into boiling water (I'm not), plunge a big knife into the shell right behind their eyes. Works like a charm. We're having Porterhouse steaks on the grill...

8 rikkor 19.06.11 10:18pm
The All New Jeni B
What is Soylent Green made of again? I keep forgetting. 0 rikkor 19.06.11 9:46pm
rikkor
For Jeni: Scotland in the news

http://gawker.com/5813328/bbc-scotland-is-having-a-bad-day For whatever reason, I can't send links through Facebook anymore...

3 rikkor 19.06.11 12:30pm
Ironduke
A lawyer with a sense of humour?- article from Daily Telegraph

Copied and pasted from teh Telegraph online today: Husband cleared of harassing wife's lover on Twitter, A husband who humiliated a millionaire City broker who had an affair with his wife by...

8 Ironduke 19.06.11 9:49am
Al OPecia
Coming to a Mediterranean nation near you - the Middle Ages..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-13819764...

4 Al OPecia 18.06.11 4:25pm
bonjonelson
Ed: DFS NIB should not have the word as "discoutn".

I can hook you up with some free spell check software...

4 rikkor 18.06.11 12:29pm
rikkor
Good to see Canadians keeping things in perspective.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13788491 What would they have been like if they had actually won?...

3 seymour totti 18.06.11 9:50am
riesler
I've just seen the strangest, and most disturbing, advert....

apparently, the 'Happy Egg Company' believes that happy hens produce happy eggs. How can an egg be happy?, It's laid, and then eaten. What's there to be happy about?...

8 The All New Jeni B 17.06.11 10:51pm
rikkor
Advertising Feature

http://chefsnews.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/senna-poster.jpg No Fear. No Limits. No Equal. No Brakes...

0 bonjonelson 17.06.11 9:29pm
bonjonelson
Dogs and monkey space mission archive today is a cracker

One of the best. Whatever happened to that Genghis Cohen bloke, anyway?...

4 rickwestwell 17.06.11 2:16pm
rikkor
A. Wiener - just too easy?

I confess to an initial surge of excitement on reading that A. wiener had resigned following the scandal of sending crotch shots to porn stars. I headed straight to Biscuit, ideas churning. However,...

3 Ironduke 17.06.11 11:14am
Ironduke
Just read a biography of Katherine Parr.

It should have been divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, died of boredom...

14 rikkor 17.06.11 10:17am
Stan
Wow! You are justifiably proud of the NHS.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8577151/Nurses-warned-over-cleavage-at-work.html No matter how bad the US is, no one has to deal with a dirty-looking nurse. We have unions here, but...

7 rikkor 16.06.11 2:31pm
doggone
Dear Ed - any chance of a "zero stars" button?

I think that we really need one...

9 Al OPecia 16.06.11 1:56pm
doggone
Daily Telegraph....satirical goldmine?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8577352/Asterix-comics-contain-700-traumatic-brain-injuries-say-academics.html enjoy!...

0 Ironduke 15.06.11 10:35pm
Ironduke
Greek strikers hurl yoghurt and stones at Athens police - BBC

Well, of course, I would prefer the yogurt. Especially if it's the fruit on the bottom kind...

2 rikkor 15.06.11 6:54pm
rikkor