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as the newly washed duvet of hope submerges slowly into the green pond of time..

i wished id used more clothes pegs (and not sited the pond under the washing line) *sigh*...

4 writinginbsl 29.06.12 9:05am
Intelligent Life?

Just got this email: "Dear Alex, Intelligent Life is the luxury lifestyle and culture magazine from The Economist, now published six times per year. It covers the arts, style, food, wine, cars,...

8 29.06.12 9:04am
Please, please make it tied-together bed sheets?!

[url=]Acme prison[/url]...

10 The All New Jeni B 28.06.12 8:29pm
Camford Bottom reopens and confuses drivers

[url=]I kid you not[/url], This is one of the most read and shared articles in...

7 beau-jolly 28.06.12 5:53pm
I think that we should start collecting favourite online reviews.

Like this.

11 Al OPecia 28.06.12 2:04pm
Genghis Cohen

[url=]Barclays Thieves and Fraudsters[/url]...

1 medici2471 28.06.12 11:38am
nostra da mouse
Today's FP. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Hahahahahahahahahahaha...bonk.

(*sound of Maz falling off chair in giggling fit, wishing she'd had the facility of both hands to break her fall). Nice one, Wayland. You dirty little doughnut. My favourite train-related smut since...

4 Mary Evans 28.06.12 8:35am
Grrrr - wrong room..... schoolboy error. 1 charlies_hat 27.06.12 10:32am
Capello is Rooney’s father

well that is what it appears like from today's side by side pic in Telegraph

0 Yikes 27.06.12 9:08am
NiB typo!

The current NiB has 'apocalpse' in the title. Is it a new fruit drink?...

2 26.06.12 2:36pm
Jimmy Carr - grown up or lost his balls? - 2

On disabled servicemen "Say what you like about the servicemen amputees from Iraq and Afghanistan but we're going to have a ****ing good Paralympics team in 2012." On Down’s syndrome kids " Why...

30 medici2471 26.06.12 1:36pm
BBC got there first

In a feature article, the BBC report that a very rare species of bat, the "Grey Long-Eared Bat", has just been discovered for the first time in Wales. Quite exciting if this is the sort of thing that...

0 Sinnick 26.06.12 1:33pm
Alan Partridge is back!

It's on Sky Atlantic. I was worried it would be a bit tired, but I've not laughed so much in ages. Two handfuls of sausage meat, please...

4 26.06.12 12:53pm
You're all bastards.

Not you lot, obviously...

9 wallster 26.06.12 11:23am
Royal Handshake Sponsorship Concerns

With thousands of people are lining the streets in Belfast, waiting to greet the Queen, concerns have been expressed about the over commercialisation of her Diamond Jubilee - presented by De Beers...

0 custard cream 26.06.12 10:37am
custard cream
Newsbiscuiteer hides out on forum to avoid excruciating football match

Its pure masochism I tell you...

13 JohnA 26.06.12 8:25am
“NATO meet over Turkish jet."

Guardian headline. Beat that, David Blaine...

0 Thor 26.06.12 8:24am
BBC News stories juxtaposition - read between the lines?

Today MI5 issues cyber- attack warnings Glitch at RBS kept man in prison...

0 medici2471 26.06.12 7:23am
Northern Biscuits: You All Alright Up There?

Hope no one's been flooded out or forced to build an ark...

8 shitsu_tonka 24.06.12 9:42pm
"But athletics hasn't been popular since Linford Christie!", England realises

Track and field sports are about as nationally relevant as the original Karate Kid film, England suddenly realised yesterday. As another GBP1,000,000 was transferred to the bank account of the...

0 barrowboy 24.06.12 4:24pm
that's quite a hat-tip to skylarking....

any chance of a little correction on the homeopathy story please? it was actually me!...

2 grumblechops 23.06.12 7:53pm
Cameron on Welsh Literacy: "I'd welcome it". 0 TiffindeVere 22.06.12 6:34pm
Oooh! It's all gone out of whack!

I saw another thread about this somewhere but can't find it now. My thread list pages have gone out of whack (too wide) but stories and FP are in normal ratio. Is it me or is it a NB thing? I see...

4 Duff 22.06.12 12:23pm

congrats to all today on funny and topical fp and nibs made me larf...

0 writinginbsl 22.06.12 11:24am
Good Specsavers advert in the papers today

Saw it here:

0 Midfield Diamond 21.06.12 4:31pm
Midfield Diamond
The Two Ronnies live!

[url=]Police are on the lookout for the world's largest cabbage.[/url]...

4 Nick McCarr 21.06.12 9:26am
Nick McCarr
Jim Carr to star in Bergerac remake

One of the highlights in the BBC's new autumn schedule is the surprise return of Bergerac. Mark Taylor, Head of Commissioning, said, "It's great to have the off shore detective back on our screens,...

1 custard cream 20.06.12 8:33pm
Al OPecia
I'm goatboy...

How do I reset a long-forgotten password?...

1 kidkid 20.06.12 10:53am
How do you write??

I tried writing in a different way recently. Before I used to just write, and come up with the funnies whilst writing. Now I try to write the jokes on a subject first then turn that into a story. So...

20 Perks 19.06.12 5:39pm
how to download article from my computor to your site

How do I copy and paste something I have written from my computer to News Biscuit. Cannot see a way to do it...

9 candy amsden 19.06.12 5:06pm