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I think some of the Debs jokes are funny.

Like almost all jokes, they go right out of your mind. But funny...

6 rikkor 15.08.11 5:48pm
rikkor
"Sappling"?

Newsbiscuit will always consider spellcheck the way the French do cleanliness, a fad that is certain to pass...

0 rikkor 15.08.11 4:45pm
rikkor
The customer is not always right

Just had a lady from come in and say "This shop is called Shaftesbury Wines, so are all the wines from Shaftesbury or are they foreign 'cos I don't like foreign wine" FFS! The last person to ask me...

8 beau-jolly 15.08.11 1:17pm
beau-jolly
Does anyone give a fuck about the Olympics?

Just listening to earnest debate on the radio about the riots and what effect it could have on the Olympics. I couldn't give less of a toss about two weeks of skipping and jumping and all that and...

23 shitsu_tonka 15.08.11 1:05pm
beau-jolly
Dear Debs 3 Screenie 14.08.11 2:41pm
Al OPecia
Great FP Mr Frodo

It's all in there. Nice one...

2 Scroat 14.08.11 2:22pm
rikkor
E-petitions

I followed the link for the bring back hanging e-petition advertised on the home page. Some of the petitions are quite amusing. Anyone can start one, so it's a bit of a haven for cranks., The...

1 Corrigan 13.08.11 7:16pm
ronseal
Barbara Mandrill

Wayland, great FP! http://www.barbara-mandrell.com/...

2 rikkor 13.08.11 5:44am
Glorious twelfth

Just been reminded that the season for shooting grouse and ptarmigan (what?) opens today. Why is there a 'season'? What happens if you shoot a ptarmigan (eh?) out of season? And - natch - anyone...

11 Zadok the second 13.08.11 12:27am
Quaz
This made me smile

Quote from a judge as reported in the DM today.. 'Nobody forced you to get drunk and pick up the violin'...

4 writinginbsl 12.08.11 11:55pm
antharrison
Made meatballs tonight

Makes a huge difference if you use the beef/veal/pork mix instead of just beef. The veal should be particularly dewy-eyed to make the best meatballs. I bake them in the oven, then drop them into my...

0 rikkor 12.08.11 11:24pm
rikkor
Bloody post it notes

Anyone seen the "Peckham Peace Wall" ? - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14495327 - All of the post it notes are held up with a bit of masking tape - The proliferation of useless post it notes that...

6 charlies_hat 12.08.11 11:20pm
Quaz
The Onion has started charging, it seems.

Has anyone else been shown the green screen? Seems if you look at more than 5 pages in a 30 day period, you get invited to pay $29.95 for an annual subscription, or $2.95 for a month of Die Zwiebel...

6 Golgo13 12.08.11 3:36pm
bonjonelson
Nappy Slapping

Just wanted to say that's a most excellent pic on today's FP. Congrats red...

1 pinxit 12.08.11 11:02am
charlies_hat
I am off on jollybobs!

Just saying. Thought I'd start an uncontroversial thread. I haven't chosen 'travel sweets' yet...

10 11.08.11 8:14pm
Al OPecia
WHen it was revealed that the Seals that killed Bin Laden were themselves killed

weeks later,did the phrase "there is a God after all" pass thru your mind ?...

16 guffaw 11.08.11 8:12pm
Al OPecia
Sweet biscuits

It is young Stranglewank's first birthday tomorrow and as I was wading through some of her baby crap, I found all the lovely messages you good people wrote when I announced her arrival. You really...

3 Mary Evans 11.08.11 6:32pm
Mary Evans
Jusr found an old Bugatti on a plot of land barely covered up and open to the el

elements it is still in one piece as far as I can tell anyone hazard a guess of how much it could be worth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaOHC88RKaU...

9 guffaw 11.08.11 2:32pm
als-jazz-era
Pup Pimping Update 2

I'm delighted to tell you that today we welcomed 7 live pups, and sadly 1 dead into the world. We have 1 white boy and 2 black boys, and 2 white and 2 black girls. All happy, healthy and feeding...

25 The All New Jeni B 11.08.11 2:21pm
rikkor
Great FP today

Felicitations to The Paper Ostrich - and 5 stars to go with them. I shall stay well away from Westminster this afternoo if there are going to be 650 MPs on the rampage...

2 theumpire 11.08.11 1:20pm
Mary Evans
Cameron and Boris to appear on Pointless

David Cameron and Boris Johnson are to appear as a team on the BBC Show POINTLESS to test the limits of their pointless knowledge., A spokesman for No 10 said "Both are reputed to be skilled in the...

0 Warrenpeace 11.08.11 11:26am
Warrenpeace
Anyone catch Zoe Williams on Newsnight last night? 0 Scroat 11.08.11 10:48am
Scroat
Love the flash ad at the top of the FP screaming at me to bring back hanging...

Looks like we're back in the 60's. Perhaps tomorrows will be pro-segregation, or workhouses for the poor...

0 The Return of DroleNoel 11.08.11 10:01am
The Return of DroleNoel
Many of today's looters will never have heard of the Trumpton Riots

So I urge you to join this spoof hashtag (but treat it in all seriousness, so as to attract the eye of the looting community) #trumpton try also #trumptonriots I want da yoot to set their sites on...

0 ronseal 11.08.11 8:10am
ronseal
Bloody Boris Johnson

I was half asleep when he was being interviewed on the radio this morning, but he seemed to say something about a generation of kids with a high sense of entitlement or something similar. Has he...

8 Scroat 10.08.11 7:13pm
the coarse whisperer
Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium - 2 59 Oxbridge 09.08.11 7:48pm
rikkor
Dear underclass feral rioting types...

stop talking about 'the feds'. This is not the United States, there are no feds. You are not in an episode of The Wire, you are a nasty little bastard pointlessly buggering things up for everyone...

2 shitsu_tonka 09.08.11 7:12pm
Sinnick
Well this is interesting...

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2 09.08.11 6:54pm
thisisall1word
Riot confusion

Why do people use a riot as an excuse to loot their local branch of Currys? Surely if you find yourself in the middle of riot then your first instinct is to very quickly get somewhere where it is...

27 shitsu_tonka 09.08.11 6:15pm
the coarse whisperer
Feel badly about your riots.

We have them all the time here, usually after sporting events or floods (looting). It's just that America is so vast, they always seem rather spread out over space and time. Won't help your tourism...

8 rikkor 09.08.11 2:03pm
Scroat