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Wow! You are justifiably proud of the NHS.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8577151/Nurses-warned-over-cleavage-at-work.html No matter how bad the US is, no one has to deal with a dirty-looking nurse. We have unions here, but...

7 rikkor 16.06.11 2:31pm
doggone
Dear Ed - any chance of a "zero stars" button?

I think that we really need one...

9 Al OPecia 16.06.11 1:56pm
doggone
Daily Telegraph....satirical goldmine?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8577352/Asterix-comics-contain-700-traumatic-brain-injuries-say-academics.html enjoy!...

0 Ironduke 15.06.11 10:35pm
Ironduke
Greek strikers hurl yoghurt and stones at Athens police - BBC

Well, of course, I would prefer the yogurt. Especially if it's the fruit on the bottom kind...

2 rikkor 15.06.11 6:54pm
rikkor
Note to editors about NHS FP sub

4th paragraph, 2nd line - think this should be 'least' and not 'lease'. Just fyi and meant in good nature btw...

6 Qoxiivi 15.06.11 6:31pm
Qoxiivi
Dear Mr Editor : Suggestion for new feature from a thread by ronseal... - 2

in the writers' room. Full thread [url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9172]here[/url] Thought it better to bring it to the chat room to throw it open to you (the editor) and you (the...

55 Golgo13 15.06.11 2:13pm
saltire
mirror.co.uk - text in bottom left corner

Dementia has stolen my husband's memories but I will, Get fit for summer like Gary Lineker...

3 bonjonelson 14.06.11 10:46pm
rikkor
sorry...

Wrong hole...

4 14.06.11 8:21pm
be reasonable
Did anyone see the Elephant in the Room / Superinjunction cartoon in Private Eye

Boy, that hacks me off...

4 ronseal 14.06.11 3:02pm
JohnA
Should this sub be banned? Or just quietly ignored? - 23

I'm not saying I agree with the sentiments of the sub below, but if this sub appeared, do you think the correct action would be to remove it immediately? Or should we just look the other way?...

80 SugarTits69 13.06.11 7:41pm
The All New Jeni B
How many FPs/NiBs do you need to no longer be 'guest'?

Just curious. I presume it involves extra work to set up some sort of account to link to them so isn't done straight away in case somebody turns up, posts one thing which gets used and then buggers...

9 Vertically Challenged Giant 13.06.11 5:11pm
JohnA
That 'Back up your brain but not now' sub - 2

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Serious-Satirical-Karen-Stevens-PhD/dp/1906439206/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpi_1 She's got a book published! 400+ pages of her poetry, a bargain at £16.99. I can't believe it's not...

44 Vertically Challenged Giant 12.06.11 7:38pm
Al OPecia
90 not out...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ninety-gaffes-in-ninety-years-2290148.html...

6 thisisall1word 12.06.11 6:08pm
Ironduke
terrorism/virgin algorithm

It looks like security forces are 'upping their game' and have killed quite a few known terrorists lately: Bin Laden, Fazuh Abdullah Muhammed, some other bloke in Pakistan who I haven't googled. The...

0 12.06.11 5:57pm
Don't worry; the US is right behind you.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1393770/Families-worked-doubled-Labour.html I'll give a job to the first person who makes an excuse for the multi-generational idle...

12 rikkor 12.06.11 4:56pm
be reasonable
Pup Pimping Advice Wanted. - 2

I have an unusual question. I've found a bitch for my dog, and an owner as keen as I am for a litter from the two., The bitch is in season, they've met and really seem to get along, he's shown...

52 The All New Jeni B 12.06.11 7:30am
Al OPecia
Idea - if anybody makes changes to the web site system

A nice feature to add to the system would be to display the number of votes in the star ratings. Not necessarily each vote but just the summary rating (as shown at the moment) and the number of...

8 Deimos 11.06.11 10:34pm
Al OPecia
thanks for running the anti-matter NiB.

I am so very pleased you've run with my anti-matter sub, and I love the gently-worded rework. The reason I'm so pleased is that you have restored my faith in my sense of humour. I was having serious...

9 10.06.11 9:24pm
Thanks, Ludicity, for the Ken Clarke / Nectar points front page

I really enjoyed that one. So much that I wanted to share it with a pal, so I clicked on - Click to send this story to a friend Three hours later and I'm still waiting for something to happen. ...

0 theumpire 10.06.11 8:55pm
theumpire
Arab Springwatch

Just a quick question, has anyone done anything around this idea yet? Am thinking of working up an article...

2 Qoxiivi 10.06.11 4:26pm
Qoxiivi
Lovely Strauss-Kahn FP

But surely missing the final line? :-)...

7 rickwestwell 10.06.11 10:53am
Golgo13
I can't think of anything not funny to say 15 doggone 10.06.11 10:28am
doggone
Watch out boys...

The England Ladies' Football Team are "in season" according to someone on the Today Programme today...

0 Scroat 10.06.11 9:08am
Scroat
Nice FP Ludo

Though I can't help thinking that you missed a trick with the 'Nicked-Ya' card...

1 wallster 10.06.11 7:23am
saltire
Thank you BBC caption dept. ... who knew!?

http://biscuit.darke.org.uk/bbc_news.png...

3 QorbeQ 09.06.11 1:28pm
The All New Jeni B
oops - 2 34 SingingHinny 09.06.11 10:35am
Oxbridge
The cash-strapped pensioner/Starbuck's NIB is beyond funny.

One of the better things written here...

0 rikkor 08.06.11 11:13pm
rikkor
NHS = the future of Obamacare

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2000824/NHS-indignity-Peter-Thompsons-body-ignored-hours-corridor-Edale-House-unit.html Thanks for the warning...

0 rikkor 08.06.11 10:48pm
rikkor
One technical issue. When to put the asbestos in?

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/china-genetically-modifying-cows-to-produce-human-breast-milk-20110608-ncx...

1 rikkor 08.06.11 5:10pm
Al OPecia
Japanese affected by "Paris Syndrome".

We should give up now. Sometimes the truth is so much funnier than anything our fevered brains could dream up. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6197921.stm...

3 seymour totti 08.06.11 10:47am
Vertically Challenged Giant