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Great invention for those long business trips

Anyone spot the flaw ?

4 Sinnick 24.07.12 12:30pm
Please no..., It was inevitable - the death of peace and quiet for good. There is no God...

3 kga6 23.07.12 6:57pm
I was wondering how long it would be......

Before LOCOG shut newsbiscuit down!!!!! Don't f**k with the limpics...

6 Perks 23.07.12 12:30pm
Am I going mad?

I swear that yesterday the site was down but I managed to somehow get in briefly and there was a sub from Gero about superheroes hiding from the gun man. I think I also saw a bit of some troll...

4 beau-jolly 22.07.12 7:15pm
Newsbiscuit: The official satricial news outlet of the 2012 Olympic Games

Can we add some blant illegal claims to say that we're an offical partner of the games? Might be quite nice! We could add the word alleged or possible or something to that too somewhere possibly...

8 thisisall1word 22.07.12 4:24pm
Beens beens good for the heart....

but there is one too many beens in the last line of todays (excellent) FP...

1 button 21.07.12 7:32pm
Love the latest Pole ticker 0 rikkor 21.07.12 7:29pm
So who else indluged themselves with the Pendleton docco last night ?

Come on, we know you're out there...

4 charlies_hat 20.07.12 5:05pm
Old Jokes Home - 2345

Man A: "My mother made me a homosexual." Man B: "Ooh, if I give her the wool can she make me one?" C'mon, Biscuits, what have you got lurking in your comedy attics?...

142 shitsu_tonka 20.07.12 4:06pm
custard cream
batman shootings

the gun and 'kerpow' on the NB front page today were sadly predictive....

8 cinquecento 20.07.12 3:25pm
Opportunity for Comedy Writers

Just in case any aspiring comedy writers hadn't already spotted this opportunity, this link might be of interest Deadline only a week away

0 editor 20.07.12 11:21am
Is anyone else getting the bloke with meat picture appearing top left

on the home page, or is it just me?...

0 NewSuburbanDad 20.07.12 9:19am
What's the difference between Alan Partridge and David Brent?

I was having this discussion with a friend of mine in over a few pints the other day and I thought I'd open it up for further input. They’re both very similar in a number of ways but there is, we...

7 Qoxiivi 20.07.12 8:40am
Gay Scouts of America

OK who's going to break cover and do the story about the Scouts of America banning homosexualists? I was thinking along the lines of G4S contracting to fill the gaps now scout leaders cannot be gays...

12 beau-jolly 20.07.12 5:36am
If a person asks you to see the movie "Ted",

first, throw acid into your own eyes, then stuff your ears full of cotton. You will be safe then...

1 rikkor 20.07.12 5:35am
Made London Broil for dinner.

Vy. inexpensive cut of meat, marinated for a few hours, has to be cooked rare. Do you all just call it "Broil"? Just wondering...

1 rikkor 20.07.12 5:33am
OMG. There are some real nut jobs out there

This is great fun: But then go to this link, which discusses the significance of the number plate on the milk float

6 Scroat 19.07.12 5:35pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Thanks all, from Rikkor.

Hey, the great Jeni B. told me that some of you have been trying to contact me. (And, not about money I owe you.) The sad news is that my German shepherd Rikkor (AKA LVR) died last week. We had 11...

27 rikkor 19.07.12 2:12pm
New Definitions - 234

I've long been a fan of the Uxbridge English Dictionary round in I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue and have idly come up with a few of my own over the years. Here's some if anyone's interested.. Albino: ...

108 Haywood Manley 19.07.12 10:40am
Haywood Manley
More efficient Olympic events

As one with little stomach for watching people run around, it occurs to me that the marathon actually includes all the other running events within it. If they simply noted whoever was in the lead at...

12 cinquecento 19.07.12 8:33am
I may say some words at the funeral of one of the nicest men I've met

And it set me thinking. At the funeral of (M) a wonderfully eccentric [doolally] colleague, her last manager spoke and told a story about when M had worked for Benefits Agency or somesuch. Asking...

14 dvo4fun 19.07.12 7:22am
It's all quite in here tonight

Like a pub the day after a drunken fight resulting in a couple of people getting barred...

11 Perks 19.07.12 4:46am
Mileage in this anyone?

Thought about doing a story about having an Orange mobile account if you were of the Green persuasion in Northern Ireland. Anyone? Like being scared of being kneecapped when the phone bill arrived....

1 Scroat 18.07.12 9:01pm
Desert Island Discs: Aung San Suu Kyi

Any suggestions...

9 Nerys Hughes 18.07.12 1:39pm
Has NB affected reading / watching news for anyone else ?

I seem incapable now of reading / watching / hearing any news without immediately trying to think if there is an angle somewhere, I'm not sure it's healthy...

6 charlies_hat 18.07.12 12:44pm
dvo, your inbox is full

Can you delete some of the hatemail? Cheers!...

5 18.07.12 6:48am
So, they've pulled the plug on me old mate Junket 56

Good luck to no-one then?...

20 Tomfinger 17.07.12 11:08pm
Biscuit Beers

Come along now, boys. It's been far too long. And I'm guessing not many of you hear that very often. Let's have an Olympic sesh - last train sprint, 10m vomit - you know you want to Been busy with...

18 Mary Evans 17.07.12 8:36pm
Have the Olympics happened? Did we win?

There's not much about it in the media so I've lost track of the story...

0 shitsu_tonka 17.07.12 7:25pm
Cassetteboy strikes again

Well, I'm only 6 months out of date: My favourite is still his take on The Apprentice...

1 Sinnick 17.07.12 6:20pm