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Is that really his name? Ploice looking for large humorous cat wearing a waistcoat...

0 riesler 10.07.12 8:54am
Inspire a generation...

1 Haywood Manley 10.07.12 7:03am
How many Welsh people can't read and speak English? - 2

I've got to wade through documents today that are twice as long as they need to be because they're written in English and Welsh!...

32 medici2471 10.07.12 6:38am
Ronseal named as official wood preserver of the Olympic Games

I just thought we should do some brand name jokes, related to irrelevant Olympic sponsorship. Brand names can be funny, why else would Ronseal have chosen this as his pseudoplume? like: Trill...

6 nickb 10.07.12 6:02am
Another fine FP, Clara 2 Sinnick 09.07.12 2:41pm
Democracy in action Wish they'd do something like this on Newsnight...

1 Sinnick 09.07.12 10:01am
Hooray! I did a Murray pun!

I'm so proud that I could jump on the bandwagon with a story that was partially different to everyone elses Murray jokes *wipes tear from eye*...

0 kimllfixit 09.07.12 8:44am
what a day of sport!

England thrash the aussies at cricket, Wiggins gets a yellow top, pseudo-brit and all-around good guy Webber wins the grand prix, and Federer takes some upstart to tennis school. Awesome! Does it get...

1 09.07.12 7:30am
Murray mint sales plummet as punters prefer Swiss chocolate

The hurry to buy the so-called “too good to hurry” mint appears to be over as it was announced today that Swiss chocolate has won the coveted Wonkerdom trophy for the 7th time, and is so...

2 MiddleofJowhere 08.07.12 8:24pm
Mr Target
Cookies crumble

The latest cookie-directed advertisement on my email site: No-Dig Pipe Installations - Guied Auger Boring, Directional Drilling, Pipe Ramming, Moling, , What sort of a girl do you think I am?...

1 Nails UK 08.07.12 6:42pm
Mind boggling.

THe following is culled from a Guardian dating website:, [i]Who I'm looking for Not looking for one night of forgetful bliss but many nights of getting to know the world through one anothers eyes....

23 Thor 08.07.12 6:03pm
Go on, Andy! Or not, I really don't care.

Anyone glued to the goings on at SW19?...

5 shitsu_tonka 08.07.12 2:55pm
Are you at the poncy Henley Festival?

If so, can you ask them to turn it down?...

1 Scroat 08.07.12 8:19am
Middle aged divorcee likes long haired hippies

Its cold and wet today so just for fun (honest) I thought I'd take a nose (for purely research reasons) at the This is Dorset lonely hearts. I was surprised at how many "social drinkers" I...

4 beau-jolly 07.07.12 8:50pm
Makes i Laaarf!

I just bloody well love this! [url=]Ok 'fess up, who...

8 beau-jolly 07.07.12 8:15am
Going camping next weekend.. - 2

for the first time since Cub Scout Camp 40 years ago. Any advice, apart from "don't"...

33 Al OPecia 07.07.12 6:38am
'Gove opens time portal at Glastonbury Tor'

‎Michael Gove the self styled education secretary plans on gathering the whole country in a field outside Glastonbury and marching them two by two through a time trench conjured by the wizard...

11 boleroscaramanga 06.07.12 2:47pm
Breaking Norfolk news!

Sorry all, I've had to remove the story as the link was messing up the page size...

4 button 06.07.12 10:28am
‎'PM announces new flagship scheme for university leavers, vagrancy'

David Cameron announced today that an exciting new opportunity was being launched to tackle the epidemic of youth unemployment, the coalition will be opening thousands of positions as hobos all over...

0 boleroscaramanga 05.07.12 6:02pm
‎'Mcguinness set to play cruel practical joke on Queen at tomorrow's prom'

Marty Mcguinness having been bet ten dollars by his jape loving best pal Gerry Adams, has invited dowdy new girl Queen Elizabeth to the prom at stormont tomorrow. The plan is after a slow dance he...

0 boleroscaramanga 05.07.12 6:00pm
‎'Shadow cabinet eat banker in party drug cannibal holocaust'

In a grizzly new twist to the ongoing banking scandal Ed Miliband and Ed Balls were found chewing on the hollowed out corpse of barclays chief Bob Diamond in the early hours of this morning. 'Ed and...

0 boleroscaramanga 05.07.12 5:58pm
‎'Shock as Joey gets back together with Dawson'

Hollywood was in a frenzy last night after James Van Der Beek appeared outside Tom Cruise's ufo held a ghetto blaster above his head and started playing the hits of Dido whilst weeping uncontrollably...

0 boleroscaramanga 05.07.12 5:55pm
Eric Sykes RIP 9 medici2471 05.07.12 4:20pm
PLEASE Can we have the edit deadline lifted - 2

This six hour deadline is crazy, it's nowhere near enough – in fact, do away with it all together., Give folk the chance to edit their work whenever they like - the quality of subs would rocket.,...

31 Gerontius 05.07.12 4:03pm
Worlds Largest Fondue...

[url=]You bring the bread[/url]...

0 The All New Jeni B 05.07.12 11:04am
The All New Jeni B
Higgs Boson is likely to be announced tomorrow morning by Cern ..

.. gives you a few extra hours to work out some new headlines...

8 Not Amused 05.07.12 10:54am
Not Amused
Archive sub today a gem from Paper Ostrich

National Trust’s multi-million electronic tagging project...

0 dvo4fun 05.07.12 9:21am
50 shades of chav

posted by someone called thejollyroger on the Telegraph comments. Never mind 50 shades of Grey,, Here's 50 shades of Chav… Even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for him to fill those...

0 Thor 04.07.12 9:47pm
I'm not racist but...

Got some tropical fish today. Me: I'd like two Pakistani loaches, please., Pet Shop Chap: You can't say that! We call them Yo-Yo loaches., Me: Why?, PSC: Pakistani loaches is racist., Me: But...

19 shitsu_tonka 04.07.12 7:45am
Famous last words - 23

Not being morbid or expecting to need this anytime soon but have you ever concidered what you would like your last words to be?, The sad likelihood is that most people's last words are likely to be,...

61 beau-jolly 03.07.12 6:10pm
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