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I've been away. 3 Scroat 3 years

Anything happened?, No TotW?, No Neat-O?, Is Scroatella thriving?, Does the Pope still shit in the woods?...

Thanks Zadok... 1 ChrisHarrison 3 years

For the FP - almost entirely your work. I owe you one mate...

The Secret of Comedy (according to science-types) 15 shitsu_tonka 3 years

So now we know we can be funny all the time and every sub will be glorious, yes? [url=http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2010/08/12/11542/the_secret_of_comedy_revealed]The seekrit[/url] Like the Ken...

All watching "Celebrity Masterchef" then? 10 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Saudi TrueBiscuit 4 Oxbridge 3 years

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100820/twl-judge-asks-doctors-to-damage-crimina-3fd0ae9.html Sort of defies parody really...

I need a good excuse 28 shitsu_tonka 3 years

In a few weeks a close friend is getting married. It's halfway across the country, I don't know anyone apart from the groom - yes I have, he was all rightish - and I really can't be arsed to go. Was...

This sentence is from Reuters. 6 rikkor 3 years

(Reuters) - Thieves stole a $550,000 gold bar from a treasure museum where it went on display after a Florida salvager recovered it from the wreck of a Spanish galleon that lay on the ocean floor for...

Hey - it's Frozen Fist Friday over on the archives! 3 rickwestwell 3 years

I'm so happy! Cheers, everyone - it's my round at the Cheeky Penguin...

Why is it I only have time to NB at work? 1 Sharpehunter 3 years

Okay, signing off for the week now. It has been emotional and hope you all have a good weekend. I personally can't wait until I have time on my hands and nothing else to do but surf Newsbiscuit, so...

Snigger 7 shitsu_tonka 3 years

When tag lines go wrong. [url=http://www.buzzfeed.com/rebeccae/yogi-bear-3ds-awkward-tagline]Oops[/url] Reminds me of the Aussie children's TV show that for a short, wonderful time was called 'Come...

Good info on FaceBook privacy 0 rikkor 3 years

http://gawker.com/5616329/ For those of you who are FB-ers...

Poxy TV adverts - when did we allow Nestle (pron. nes-lay) into everyday speech? 26 brownpaperreporter 3 years

When I was growing up it was Nestles (pron nessels) even the ads said Nessels! And dubbed adverts! Are they dubbed or is it the actors have tourettes and the ad men just blanked the words? In the...

Enjoyed The FP Stoopy. 2 saltire 3 years

However, 'increasing numbers of households.' is pretty lame.This was an opportunity to target the Greens and frizzy haired,swivel-eyed conservationists in particular.Not like you to pass up such a...

Quite scary the old Jewish Singles.com 7 Sharpehunter 3 years

If you click on the advert and enter your ideal partner as something like the following: Your gender - Male, Looking for - Men, Age Range - 40 - 65, Country - UK, City - London It...

Nice take on Exam results meedya coverage 4 pinxit 3 years

http://sexyalevels.tumblr.com/...

Cry me a river 0 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-11029652]CRY ME A RIVER![/url]...

Vy., vy. cutting edge for IOW. 4 rikkor 3 years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1303729/Ivory-Wave-Father-dies-taking-new-mind-altering-legal-high.html...

Scroll down the page for the eye-popping video 3 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

[url=http://www.leparisien.fr/faits-divers/video-un-taureau-bondissant-blesse-32-spectateurs-18-08-2010-1035926.php]amazing bull[/url]...

Dog to sue little girl over damaged turd 2 finneyp 3 years

FFS, I managed to post it in the wrong forumagain. Try the writer's room instead :(...

Pakistan Nukes Australia - Blames Failure of Aussies to Vote in Greens 0 MatthewT 3 years

In a shock move against long term cricket rivals Australia, Pakistan has launched a nuclear strike blaming the floods that have devastated the Punjab province on the failure of Aussie voters to elect...

Just noticed I've got two tickers today 6 simonjmr 3 years

Next world domination...

. 3 Dumbnews 3 years

Sorry I keep posting these in the wrong forum. Is there a way to delete the post entirely? If not, here is some morse code to add to: ....

JP, you're much too good for this place! 3 rikkor 3 years

Original and vy. funny...

Truebiscuit story sort of writes itself 3 riesler 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-11006884...

If you could choose, which Newsbisuiteer would you like to meet? - 2 52 fernandomando 3 years

I've met quite a few, but I'd love to meet Rikkor for a whisky or two...

Congrats Biscuit O Barrel. 15 The All New Jeni B 3 years

A fine FP if ever there was, although I notice that there was clearly an editorial decision made to change the name of a certain Surrey resident...

If you could have dinner, drinks and a shag with any sports personality.. - 2 30 Sharpehunter 3 years

who would it be and why?...

Don't know if the boss is back from his hols yet, 1 malgor 3 years

but may I just say what a splendid job the temporary editors are doing in his absence...

Jesus found or is he / she ? 3 Charlie 3 years

A christian friend of mine opened a tub of margarine & saw an image of Jesus. He showed it to a Thai friend who said "I can't believe its not Buddha"...

Onion's parody of BP oil spill 5 Dumbnews 3 years

http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-of-barrels-of-oil-safely-reach-port-in-ma,17875/ I am amazed how such obvious irony was not spotted by anyone on this board? Or did someone have something...