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Hi. My name is Richard and I have rubbish in my head...

33 RJWinter 04.10.11 12:52pm
Well done Screenie!!! 5 Al OPecia 03.10.11 8:11am
Screenie turns out my partners are a bunch of cnuts. Come and make me smile.

A frothing smorgasboard of vile insults to hurl would be very welcome...

28 Ironduke 03.10.11 6:43am
Lunar surface damaged by space vehicles....

.Sore Moon...

1 nickb 02.10.11 8:20pm
Immortal, invisible god Ernie Wise - missing Songs of Praise comedy tapes found 0 nickb 02.10.11 8:26am

Or more a sign of mental unusualness? I AM GOING NOW, I NEED TO DO A POO...

7 02.10.11 8:05am
oops, wrong room. Move along please 5 beau-jolly 01.10.11 4:08pm
Buy a Moncler jacket

Don't ask me why. Just do it...

7 rikkor 01.10.11 8:54am
FP picture - Solihull looks like a nice place.

Worth a visit?...

4 Stan 30.09.11 7:10pm
Crap 50 year conservation project. They're nuts.

So they have spent 50 years clearing the rhododendron bushes from Brownsea Island in an effort to help the red squirrel species grow and thrive again. 50 years! So this is a pretty big project,...

9 SpankyMonkey 30.09.11 2:00pm
Well this was quite a suprise He's responsible for describing the "Tits Group" and the "Tits-Koecher" construction...

1 Al OPecia 30.09.11 1:12pm
Ig Noble awards

In case you haven't spotted them already BBC summary:, Ig website:,

0 Sinnick 30.09.11 6:43am

I'm a grandad again! Just thought I'd let you know (pauses to light cigar)...

14 riesler 29.09.11 6:41pm
'Man mauled by shark in South Africa 'ignored warnings'

Actual BBC news headline. Surely you can't be 'mauled' by a shark. Chomped up to bits, yeah, but mauled?...

9 Screenie 29.09.11 3:04pm

I swear I saw somewhere, possibly in a guidelines to submission or something although I can no longer find it, a suggestion of horoscopes., I like horoscopes., Can we do horoscopes?, horoscopes....

16 Screenie 29.09.11 11:28am
Anyone watch Milliband?

I just can't force myself to give a toss. Not a very intelligent approach to politics I know but there it is...

2 shitsu_tonka 28.09.11 9:28pm
Al OPecia

Viz might be best known for its potty humour comic strips which are frequently just the opposite of witty, but it also has some satirical news articles in the vein of Newsbiscuit and some of them are...

5 Textbook 28.09.11 8:22pm
Understated, but fucking quality.

Just my opinion on today's FP graphic. Very clean...

4 Qoxiivi 28.09.11 4:09pm
The All New Jeni B
Newshit FM - Last With The News.

Newshit Fm – Last With The News, today confirmed that US tennis ace Jimmy Connors has walked away as winner of the 1982 US Open tournament. Reports suggest he beat the Czech maestro Ivan Lendl by...

0 gremlins 28.09.11 2:17pm
So. I go away for just over a week...

and miss my first ever FP. Amusingly, someone just pointed me to a funny story on

19 bonjonelson 28.09.11 12:54pm
Charlie Gilmor's-- A Judge's solution to the riots

I have intercepted this. Be warned, it may cause offence,

0 henry deal 28.09.11 12:30pm
henry deal
Smurfs boost Economic Outlook

Doom laden claims by the IMF that the economic outlook is the worse since records began have been undermined by the discovery of the [i]Smurf Song[/i]; a record of the 1970s. "I'd quite forgotten",...

2 apepper 28.09.11 10:48am
Our shitty economy - a story in ticker headlines

Perhaps someone should gather all the wonderful ticker headlines we've had recently, create a list and make it into a feature article for the site?...

3 bonjonelson 27.09.11 9:09pm
Wrong room - nothing to look at here just a senior moment

Wrong room...

4 simonjmr 27.09.11 7:23pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Crivvens, Mary

Your splendid FP is spookily apt today:

2 allmyownstunts 27.09.11 6:38pm
Exciting news from the eye hospital

Mrs Vertical (was Horizontal) has received a letter from the local eye hospital asking her to attend the Lash Clinic (no, it's for real). I'm getting quite frisky in anticipation but do we need to...

4 vertical 27.09.11 4:25pm
Mangling the language for the sake of brevity...

Top headline on BBC website: [url=]Harvard site in Syria hack attack [/url] What, journalists have been attacking the Damascus campus? Sadly not...

0 Zadok the second 27.09.11 2:34pm
Zadok the second
Room elephant hires PR company

See where I am going here?...

5 nickb 27.09.11 1:05pm
Toilet paper costs slashed in Navy job cuts

Andrex shares plummet...

1 witless 27.09.11 10:09am
something to get your teeth into?

0 vertical 27.09.11 9:34am