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Love these 2 quotes

1) The Sun says not printing pictures of a prince harry and a girl naked 'would be [i]perverse[/i]' 2)The anti doping agency say that Armstrong not contesting the drug charges means the 'claims have...

0 Perks 24.08.12 1:06pm
I don't come in for a day and somebody has left the rooms in a right mess. 4 button 24.08.12 7:53am

Truth is stranger than fiction - Paralympians getting an adrenaline rush by electrocuting themselves or letting their bladder fill up till its painful ...

0 Yikes 23.08.12 8:58pm
Amateur restorer ruins painting for all time... Read it and weepwith laughter...

5 JohnA 23.08.12 8:43pm
Al OPecia
Did the boyfriend do it ?

He went to see his brother ? a brother is more likely to give a false alibi than parents ,he is am architect ,very smart very methodical all planned out ,the only thing missing is a blue rinse...

24 Malcum eggs 23.08.12 10:20am
The rise of the far right...

0 Scroat 23.08.12 6:56am
Surely there must be a Republican somewhere who isn't a "God, Guns ...

.'n' Gasoline" moron? Whatever happened to moderate Republicans - could a Truman or Eisenhower ever get elected by this mob today? (Yes I know...

8 Al OPecia 22.08.12 10:36pm
Any relation?

1 Al OPecia 21.08.12 8:04pm
Phyllis Diller

"I went into a dress store and told the assistant I was a medium. So she asked me to try and contact her dead Uncle Fred "Then got a dress she insisted I try it on. She said it was so sexy it would...

1 Scroat 21.08.12 4:42pm
Every year I redo the 'pretty A Level students' sub...

and it gets overlooked. Now look at the Daily Mash. [flounce] A Level students '20% less fit' than last year 17-08-12 THIS year’s crop of young, predominantly female, students pictured...

3 Oxbridge 21.08.12 4:37pm
According to the "Newsbiscuit Editorial Team" homepage...

..they have only been a member for 1 year - who was in charge before then?...

0 Al OPecia 20.08.12 7:00pm
Al OPecia
Maybe I'm too sensitive...

but I'm a little uneasy about the FP today...

25 riesler 20.08.12 3:57pm
Baby FP

Nice FP from team newsbiscuit!...

0 Yikes 20.08.12 8:46am
Should we shut down the Chat Room and open an online shop instead?

Because that would surely chase the spammers away AND make money...

5 JohnA 20.08.12 12:21am
Dread Affliction Of Freeitis Attacks Thousands Of Internet Users.

The advent and incredible popularity of the Internet has resulted in an outbreak of the strange psychological malady known as ‘Freeitis’., Freeitis is a recent mental disease in which a person,...

1 18.08.12 6:57pm
Mr Target
A shamefully good picture choice to go with the FP today Red

Credit where it's due...

1 Scroat 18.08.12 2:05pm
Duke Togo
Truebiscuit - with walnuts "Could two handfuls a day keep the fertility doctor away?" I could be wrong, but there might be some puns here...

1 Sinnick 17.08.12 3:10pm
Crime pays well

[url=]Most wanted[/url], Does any one else read this and think, Hmmm, that looks easy, and when you do yet caught they let you run away., They always appear...

3 beau-jolly 17.08.12 12:53pm
old school comedy hero

Vivian Stanshall is no longer with us, but his writing lives on. Off to see this in Liverpool in October: [url=]Henry of Rawlinson End[/url] It will probably be great....

3 17.08.12 12:04pm
Not Amused
Today's FP

Hilarious - can't wait for Daily Mail review...

3 antharrison 17.08.12 10:14am
A-Level result day joke

No ones done the joke, I thought Mary Evans had dibs on it this year?...

2 button 16.08.12 2:19pm
an inspired FP today

..though Christianity has been a soft target ever since abandoning the practice of burning heretics alive (in a caring way). so who's going to do the equivalent on Islam then?...

4 cinquecento 16.08.12 11:51am
Closed Until September


0 nostra da mouse 15.08.12 1:17pm
nostra da mouse
Utterly brilliant Romney FP today

Who's the author? Unfamiliar name, though admittedly I don't go in here as often as when I was a lad...

8 Oxbridge 15.08.12 9:55am
I know what makes my blood boil

I had to have a monitor on for the past 24 hours. The results were up and down like a whore’s drawers., Rushing around doing breakfasts in the pub and dropping a fried egg at 07:30; BP fairly...

5 beau-jolly 14.08.12 1:42pm
A message about Kazytc

Thought you might like to know, Mr Bonjohnelson the consequences of your actions in resurrecting Kazytc’s sub every couple of months or so. I’m sure you’ve had a grand little chuckle every time...

13 ramblesid 14.08.12 1:39pm
Inspiring the older generation

Inspired by the heroics of London 2012 I started to think what I could do which would take 4 years training and get me a [s]free holiday[/s] place at Rio 2016. Then I realised that I would be damn...

24 beau-jolly 14.08.12 1:38pm
Olympic drinking game... stop it I can't take any more....

.. wus planning an Olmypic dringing gabe. Every time someone said legacy' I have to swig my drink. The closing ceremony hasn't started and I'b already off to A&E to have my stomach pubbed...

8 MADJEZ 14.08.12 12:03am
This cropped up on my radar .. thought it might raise a smirk here

Sir Paul McCartney's Hey Jude-O-Gram,

1 Nowherefast 13.08.12 10:35pm
Man's Attempt To Write Thwarted By Woman's Constant Fucking Racket After Holiday

'A week of having place to myself was bliss' He said. Sigh....

2 Nowherefast 13.08.12 1:53pm