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terrorism/virgin algorithm

It looks like security forces are 'upping their game' and have killed quite a few known terrorists lately: Bin Laden, Fazuh Abdullah Muhammed, some other bloke in Pakistan who I haven't googled. The...

0 12.06.11 5:57pm
Don't worry; the US is right behind you.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1393770/Families-worked-doubled-Labour.html I'll give a job to the first person who makes an excuse for the multi-generational idle...

12 rikkor 12.06.11 4:56pm
be reasonable
Pup Pimping Advice Wanted. - 2

I have an unusual question. I've found a bitch for my dog, and an owner as keen as I am for a litter from the two., The bitch is in season, they've met and really seem to get along, he's shown...

52 The All New Jeni B 12.06.11 7:30am
Al OPecia
Idea - if anybody makes changes to the web site system

A nice feature to add to the system would be to display the number of votes in the star ratings. Not necessarily each vote but just the summary rating (as shown at the moment) and the number of...

8 Deimos 11.06.11 10:34pm
Al OPecia
thanks for running the anti-matter NiB.

I am so very pleased you've run with my anti-matter sub, and I love the gently-worded rework. The reason I'm so pleased is that you have restored my faith in my sense of humour. I was having serious...

9 10.06.11 9:24pm
Thanks, Ludicity, for the Ken Clarke / Nectar points front page

I really enjoyed that one. So much that I wanted to share it with a pal, so I clicked on - Click to send this story to a friend Three hours later and I'm still waiting for something to happen. ...

0 theumpire 10.06.11 8:55pm
theumpire
Arab Springwatch

Just a quick question, has anyone done anything around this idea yet? Am thinking of working up an article...

2 Qoxiivi 10.06.11 4:26pm
Qoxiivi
Lovely Strauss-Kahn FP

But surely missing the final line? :-)...

7 rickwestwell 10.06.11 10:53am
Golgo13
I can't think of anything not funny to say 15 doggone 10.06.11 10:28am
doggone
Watch out boys...

The England Ladies' Football Team are "in season" according to someone on the Today Programme today...

0 Scroat 10.06.11 9:08am
Scroat
Nice FP Ludo

Though I can't help thinking that you missed a trick with the 'Nicked-Ya' card...

1 wallster 10.06.11 7:23am
saltire
Thank you BBC caption dept. ... who knew!?

http://biscuit.darke.org.uk/bbc_news.png...

3 QorbeQ 09.06.11 1:28pm
The All New Jeni B
oops - 2 34 SingingHinny 09.06.11 10:35am
Oxbridge
The cash-strapped pensioner/Starbuck's NIB is beyond funny.

One of the better things written here...

0 rikkor 08.06.11 11:13pm
rikkor
NHS = the future of Obamacare

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2000824/NHS-indignity-Peter-Thompsons-body-ignored-hours-corridor-Edale-House-unit.html Thanks for the warning...

0 rikkor 08.06.11 10:48pm
rikkor
One technical issue. When to put the asbestos in?

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/china-genetically-modifying-cows-to-produce-human-breast-milk-20110608-ncx...

1 rikkor 08.06.11 5:10pm
Al OPecia
Japanese affected by "Paris Syndrome".

We should give up now. Sometimes the truth is so much funnier than anything our fevered brains could dream up. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6197921.stm...

3 seymour totti 08.06.11 10:47am
Vertically Challenged Giant
cheers mr Editor

Thanks for cutting the deadwood out of my phishing scam thing. It sank so quickly at the time even I had forgotten that I wrote the original! Just one thing, though: I think 'scam' needs to be...

0 07.06.11 5:03pm
Got an idea: parody of 'I, Cloudius'

I had a look on Wikipedia to find the gist of the plot for I Claudius, and it's a surprisingly good fit with the Apple Empire. Autocratic, vast and devious, with many tales of wonton excess. I'm...

5 07.06.11 4:49pm
Chortles aplenty

excellent FB, and so trim!...

2 riesler 07.06.11 12:01pm
Golgo13
Congrats on the Norfolk Hospital Twitter Side NIB

Made me laff. A lot. Could run and run (unlike the trolleys). *****...

1 pinxit 07.06.11 9:09am
OllieP
Someone stealing their ideas from Newsbiscuit

From here:, [url=http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/05/30/nato-to-bomb-fifa/]That funny story about bombing FIFA[/url], to here:,...

3 Nick McCarr 07.06.11 8:59am
Al OPecia
Fewer English Cuckoos? I don't think so.

Can anyone think of examples of recent English Cuckoos? I know that I can...

2 Al OPecia 07.06.11 7:42am
Al OPecia
My 83 year old mum had a phone call tonight

from someone called "Robert" who opened with the gambit "Hello, we notice that you are having problems with your computer, and we can help" Mum - "I don't think so Ducks, 'cos I haven't got one"...

7 Al OPecia 06.06.11 5:23pm
Chip Paper
Loved the Richard Branson FP

Reminds me that there's a café on the top of Mount Ben Tal in Israel called Coffee Anan. God the rubbish you pick up proofreading travel books...

2 Scroat 06.06.11 2:53pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
How did the logo designer sneak that in???

http://www.decanter.com/imageBank/cache/p/powerlist.png_e_2685a6b174efacd3f4dd0fc3aa2a4f43.png No kidding; here it is in its natural habitat.,...

8 riesler 05.06.11 9:28pm
doggone
The Periodic Table of Urban Biscuit Myths

Just stumbled across this - worth a brief dunk > http://www.crispian.net/Myths/biscuits.html...

5 Ludicity 05.06.11 4:46pm
riesler
Something Fishy

Why is it taking so long to announce the Mug of the Month for May? Could it be those in charge are deliberating over the cost of shipping the crockery down to the antipodes? Or has the Ed taken a...

4 wallster 04.06.11 12:41pm
Ludicity
Babar Ahmad apologises to police for ‘running into their fists’ 0 Lemonrinse 04.06.11 2:46am
Lemonrinse
Oi!

I don't get many Newsbiscuit front pages so would you mind awfully crediting me with 'Austerity-conscious Queen downgrades 2012 Jubilee to ‘Diamonique’ seeing as how I wrote it. It's been given...

2 evilsuperstar 03.06.11 7:16pm
evilsuperstar