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S**t a Brick

Reading the Daily Mail 'There are downsides to looking this pretty' article by Samantha Brick a few days ago, my first thought was ‘this has to be a joke.’ A late April Fool prank. And a damn...

6 LJN1 13.04.12 5:31pm
Ooh, Chinese spam!

はんこ通販, トウェアは、そ 実印 = No talking to syndicates, life-long in advance to ensure proper operation and cooling, evidence, and to be able to. Y'know, just in case you were...

7 kimllfixit 13.04.12 9:43am
Apple Creates New Dessert

Taking as their motto “every problem is an opportunity”, culinary-minded boffins at Apple have used the latest iPad’s notorious tendency to overheat to create a new product: the iPud. In the...

0 Iggy Pop-Barker 12.04.12 10:16pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
"Fake nudists". err... ?

"WOMEN have been warned to be aware after several females were approached by naked men posing as nudists on a quiet Welsh beach. " err What exactly is a fake nudist? One wearing clothes, perhaps?...

5 bonjonelson 12.04.12 11:20am
10 o'clock live

Much improved this week. Billy Bragg for pm!...

0 Quaz 11.04.12 10:52pm
Massive Toady

The Ed's new book is bloody good. My favourite since his 2000 years of history one...

7 shitsu_tonka 11.04.12 3:55pm
.. 1 beau-jolly 11.04.12 3:21pm
Greenland to enter beach volley ball teams in Olympics.

Not to be out done by the news today that Turkmenistan is to start up a national ice hockey league; Greenland's sports minister Mr Noggin.T.Nog announced his country would be sending male and female...

0 stevebrdfd 11.04.12 2:32pm
Anyone know where I can get some cheap Jordon basketball shoes?

If they do maybe they could post the details on every sub in both rooms. Thanks...

9 button 11.04.12 1:26pm
.. 2 Dumbnews 11.04.12 10:57am
By Jove

How do you get jovial from Jupiter? And Shavian from Shaw? And if implode is the opposite of explode, why isn't implore the opposite of explore?...

11 Scroat 11.04.12 9:42am
. 4 Dumbnews 11.04.12 6:09am
Merchant Bankers

Merchant Banker: Ah, Mr. Victim, I'm glad to say we've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you required. We will, of course, need for security the deed to your house, the deed to your aunt's...

0 theumpire 10.04.12 9:12pm
I was going to bring back Twat of the Week... - 2

But they seem to be everywhere. If I did, it would have to be Damien Hirst. Just for getting paid millions for what he does...

51 Scroat 10.04.12 7:59am
Tiger penis.

Too funny. The picture almost looks like a carrot with marker on it...

5 rikkor 08.04.12 3:03pm
Who wrote this? - 2 Which one of you was it?...

34 fernandomando 07.04.12 11:01pm
Easter message

[url=]Jesus Christ ![/url]...

1 Sinnick 07.04.12 11:57am
March Writer of the Month - Ludicity

Congratulations to Ludicity who wins the March Writer of the Month award for his story 'New Archbishop to be chosen by TV variety show, Bishops Got Talent'. This pulled in the largest congregation of...

15 editor 07.04.12 9:32am
Left Alert

In response to weematt's query on another thread, thought I'd try to have a go at answering his question about guidelines for Left Alert subs. I'm no expert, but I believe it's pretty much any...

2 Vertically Challenged Giant 07.04.12 7:03am
Good Passover and happy Easter to all.

If that doesn't work for you and yours, just have a nice weekend...

0 rikkor 07.04.12 12:22am
Desert Island Discs

Following Dumb's post in the other place and my semi-drunken, late-ish night reply, how about your desert island discs?, 10 tracks (or fewer) with (very brief)reasons...

1 beau-jolly 06.04.12 2:28pm
I've just finished the "Hunger Games" trilogy...

and all I can say is what a disappointing ending. The first book was good and the film was an excellent telling of the story with all of the implied menace and fear that saturates the lives of the...

5 JohnA 06.04.12 12:22pm
134 million reasons why its "Bye bye Rangers" We dinna hardly ken ye...

2 JohnA 06.04.12 9:10am

Is it too controversial to say that if pandas are that crap at reproducing then evolution dictates they should become extinct. They failed to do the deed yesterday because her tail got in the way at...

21 ianslat 06.04.12 8:34am
Slimmers World's calorie points system proves higher power 0 alanthetortoise 06.04.12 8:04am
Ed - March WoM

Not that I'm in any way in the running, especially as there STILL isn't an incessant gob-shite category, but when will this be announced? Or are you waiting until tomorrow for tax purposes?...

2 The All New Jeni B 05.04.12 11:10pm
The All New Jeni B
Spit and Polish

has Ed been too hasty in removing all the Polish spam? for all we know those posts could have been absolute comedy gold, and just wanted a bit of translating...

5 pere floza 05.04.12 2:03pm
Anyone rang that Polish advert for Zadzwon Pod at the top, as I need a plumber

The cartoon Character in it looks like a Chigley Chav, has Newsbiscuit been outsourced to Eastrern Europe...

0 Scronnyglonkle 05.04.12 12:51pm
Panda's keepers to try WKD next. 'Works with teenage girls' says expert. 3 MADJEZ 05.04.12 11:08am
My TV shame

Saw about half a minute of Samantha Brick being interviewed this morning on Lorraine. I think she perhaps perceives herself as being more attractive than she really is...

5 Scroat 05.04.12 10:53am