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Weathering fix fux Fox

Not really a headline, but three days ago it would have been meaningless...

1 nickb 08.10.11 10:38pm
nickb
Watch this and think about J.S Bach

You can almost hear the music of the spheres. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVkdfJ9PkRQ...

4 Scroat 08.10.11 6:52am
Sinnick
September Writer of the Month

Congratulations to Bonjonelson whose story 'Homeopathic leak threatens catastrophe' was the run-away winner for September, infecting huge swathes of the internet and spreading undiluted comedy around...

28 editor 07.10.11 4:08pm
OllieP
So. Anybody know what was the first ever newsbiscuit fp was?

And who from then is still posting now?...

13 Screenie 07.10.11 1:57pm
ianslat
Has He risen yet? 0 rikkor 07.10.11 1:51pm
rikkor
Interesting Road Names - 23

We were looking through some forms that came in the office yesterday and someone gave their work address as being in a place called 'Salubrious Passage'. I shit you not. And it wasn't a sex worker,...

68 SpankyMonkey 07.10.11 1:26pm
Ironduke
I don't really do tickers, not good ones anyway

So I was as surprised as anybody to discover that I'd actually written Al O'Pecia's excellent 'Steve Jobs riP' sub. Any chance it could be credited to Al please?...

7 Vertically Challenged Giant 07.10.11 12:39pm
Qoxiivi
RIP Bert Jansch 8 07.10.11 12:21am
Drylaw
Study Shows Only Losers Sit Through News Site Tickers 1 Textbook 06.10.11 10:57pm
Textbook
Charlie Gilmour "Just Another Dick In The Mall", Court Hears 1 Mathna 06.10.11 3:37pm
vertical
Ridiculous photo captions

Always fun to spot, and CNN always has plenty. I like this one from today: http://edition.cnn.com/2011/10/06/tech/china-steve-jobs/index.html?hpt=hp_t1...

2 bonjonelson 06.10.11 9:46am
bonjonelson
Was R Kelly a sloth ?

Nice NiB, VCG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba7rRfKIHxU&feature=related And while I'm offering daft animal videos:, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FWUjJF1ai0&NR=1 and,...

0 Sinnick 06.10.11 8:27am
Sinnick
Apples. Lovely. 1 Runestone Cowboy 06.10.11 8:20am
godly1966
First time novel from NewsBiscuit writer

Congratulations to Toasts_Not_Ghosts aka James Mylet whose first novel is published today. Toasts has been a contributor to NewsBiscuit for many years and he credits this site with kick-starting his...

13 editor 06.10.11 12:46am
Quaz
Previously on Newsbiscuit...(and now on The Onion)

Afternoon all. Now I know it's easy to come up with the same comic idea as someone else -- often with a frighteningly similar take -- with no knowledge of the comparable work. I've done it myself...

7 nealdoran 05.10.11 11:30pm
Quaz
Trawling through the archives I stumbled across this...

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/03/27/grand-prix-halted-police-pull-over-lewis-hamilton-for-having-a-flash-car-069/ And would just like to say that it's absolutely bloody brilliant...

2 Vertically Challenged Giant 05.10.11 10:55pm
dvo4fun
Heseltine’s looking well...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/8808630/The-Duchess-of-Alba-85-one-of-Spains-richest-women-marries-a-man-24-years-younger.html not sure about Maggie, though...

2 John Ffitch-Rucker 05.10.11 10:07pm
shitsu_tonka
Are you sick of Internet bulies kicking sand in your face? You need a Bullworker

Does anyone remember those Bullworker adverts? Or indeed the bullworker itself? Wouldn't it be great if you could have a keyboard you could squeeze at both ends, so you could surf the internet,...

3 ronseal 05.10.11 8:43pm
FlashArry
Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'

I swear I saw one out of the corner of my eye just as I clicked off the page, can't make it come up now though...

18 Screenie 05.10.11 7:04pm
godly1966
In case you missed it - Daily Mail runs with Knox appeal rejected story

http://www.journalism.co.uk/news/daily-mail-criticised-over-amanda-knox-guilty-story-/s2/a546216/ hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

4 thisisall1word 05.10.11 11:26am
Tammy Flugh
A return to traditional values...

with a nice, silly FP. Bravo!...

4 riesler 05.10.11 11:00am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Multi tasking extremes

apparently some twat driving on M27 was nicked for using his laptop and writing answers to popmaster while drinking coffee and indicating. I get confused if asked a question while cutting up a...

3 vertical 05.10.11 10:23am
bonjonelson
Today's FP

A different story, but reminiscent of http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2008/11/30/woman-eats-banana-in-public-place-without-feeling-self-conscious-416/...

3 fun and games 04.10.11 9:06pm
The All New Jeni B
Moral Maze: Is it ever okay to black up?

Am going to a Batman party and rather than join the ranks of many Batmans, Jokers and Harley Quinns thought I'd be different and go as Lucius Fox as played in the last two films by Morgan Freeman....

13 shitsu_tonka 04.10.11 6:11pm
The All New Jeni B
Eds. Ticker has the i before the e.

But 'conceived' doesn't...

2 exigo 04.10.11 5:23pm
exigo
Never a cross word - 2

Anticipating a slow day on Monday I decided to have a crack at the Telegraph criptic but finished it in 2 hours - most unlike me!, It got me thinking: You clever folk can, I'm sure bang one off...

57 beau-jolly 04.10.11 3:48pm
beau-jolly
Who dun it? Fuckin’ Poirot, that who.

For the past few weeks I’ve been amusing myself on tedious car journeys by listening to old Poirot tapes. It strikes me that, in more cases than not, the arrogant little Belgian bastard comes up...

3 beau-jolly 04.10.11 3:14pm
simonjmr
Glad I found this place. - 2

Hi. My name is Richard and I have rubbish in my head...

33 RJWinter 04.10.11 12:52pm
Scroat
Well done Screenie!!! 5 Al OPecia 03.10.11 8:11am
Screenie
So...it turns out my partners are a bunch of cnuts. Come and make me smile.

A frothing smorgasboard of vile insults to hurl would be very welcome...

28 Ironduke 03.10.11 6:43am
dvo4fun