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Glorious mud

Larmer Tree festival this weekend. We have been going to this event for 18 years but this year its VERY wet., Yesterday I was shivering in the shop thinking, "do I really want to go and get cold,...

3 beau-jolly 14.07.12 2:09pm
Relegated to Div3, but bookies still make Rangers second favourite for SPL title 5 oblongscone 13.07.12 9:05pm
The All New Jeni B
Unbelievable answer from Terry - beyond satire .. I've been a lawyer for something...

15 Yikes 13.07.12 8:23pm
Olympic security concerns

Here in the rolling gentle Bucks countryside we've had a few overflights from Typhoon fighters in recent weeks. I assume that they were practicing for The Games duty (too much to hope that...

4 dvo4fun 13.07.12 5:35pm
Mock the meek

Did anyone see Mock the Week last night? Andy Murray trying to hide in the audience but got a standing ovation, although it was a bit slow to get going., I was amazed; supposedly the cream of our...

1 beau-jolly 13.07.12 2:34pm
seymour totti
Nice FP, Ed

I'm not the greatest fan of Peston, either...

0 Sinnick 13.07.12 9:29am
New Here And Hello!

Hello, I am new here, though I have written elswhere, on - though this seems to be of a slightly higher standard and I hope I can improve here! Anyone else write elsewhere? Brent...

8 HIGNFY 13.07.12 9:11am
Bloody Hell Rikkor

I've just spent half my life writing a lovely warm and gentle letter to you (wish you were here/missing you etc) only to find your NB mailbox is full., They can't all be begging do you...

14 Gerontius 13.07.12 8:56am
Hello and goodnight

Hello, I am new to the site and this forum. Goodnight its late. See you in the morning. Gaz x...

6 gaztop 12.07.12 10:51pm
Weather update

It was sunny and quite mild here this morning and then these people came with a golden torch and the skies darkened and it started to rain, slowly at first and then heavier and then the temperature...

8 beau-jolly 12.07.12 6:18pm
The All New Jeni B
dvo; 'why me? first Murray loses and now this...' - 2

Step away from the writers room...

32 charlies_hat 12.07.12 11:53am
So what is John Terry alleged to have said? - 2

A lot of fuss, and a court case costing millions. I'd be interested if anyone knows...

38 Scroat 12.07.12 11:26am
'I'll show you what saucy really means!!!' Summarised as boyfriend disgusted at girlfriend reading...

7 Ironduke 12.07.12 11:24am
Awkward lyrics

Sorry if this topic already exists elsewhere on here. But you know the kind of thing I'm on about. You're listeneing to a song on the radio and then some dire lyric assaults your finer feelings. I'm...

14 Duff 12.07.12 10:21am
. 0 Yikes 11.07.12 9:04am
Biscuit Insomniac Society.

Seems a few of us Biscuits have been suffering insomnia of late, so perhaps we should set up some kind of support group. Although, maybe all we need is a NB mug each to drink our night-time cocoa...

11 The All New Jeni B 10.07.12 11:24pm
One reason why the awful weather is actually a good thing

Keep doing the rain dance everyone. They may try to rearrange.

0 seymour totti 10.07.12 2:01pm
seymour totti
Just watched ‘the men who built the liners...'

Disappointing really, it’s about boats...

7 Thor 10.07.12 11:10am
Is that really his name? Ploice looking for large humorous cat wearing a waistcoat...

0 riesler 10.07.12 8:54am
Inspire a generation...

1 Haywood Manley 10.07.12 7:03am
How many Welsh people can't read and speak English? - 2

I've got to wade through documents today that are twice as long as they need to be because they're written in English and Welsh!...

32 medici2471 10.07.12 6:38am
Ronseal named as official wood preserver of the Olympic Games

I just thought we should do some brand name jokes, related to irrelevant Olympic sponsorship. Brand names can be funny, why else would Ronseal have chosen this as his pseudoplume? like: Trill...

6 nickb 10.07.12 6:02am
Another fine FP, Clara 2 Sinnick 09.07.12 2:41pm
Democracy in action Wish they'd do something like this on Newsnight...

1 Sinnick 09.07.12 10:01am
Hooray! I did a Murray pun!

I'm so proud that I could jump on the bandwagon with a story that was partially different to everyone elses Murray jokes *wipes tear from eye*...

0 kimllfixit 09.07.12 8:44am
what a day of sport!

England thrash the aussies at cricket, Wiggins gets a yellow top, pseudo-brit and all-around good guy Webber wins the grand prix, and Federer takes some upstart to tennis school. Awesome! Does it get...

1 09.07.12 7:30am
Murray mint sales plummet as punters prefer Swiss chocolate

The hurry to buy the so-called “too good to hurry” mint appears to be over as it was announced today that Swiss chocolate has won the coveted Wonkerdom trophy for the 7th time, and is so...

2 MiddleofJowhere 08.07.12 8:24pm
Mr Target
Cookies crumble

The latest cookie-directed advertisement on my email site: No-Dig Pipe Installations - Guied Auger Boring, Directional Drilling, Pipe Ramming, Moling, , What sort of a girl do you think I am?...

1 Nails UK 08.07.12 6:42pm
Mind boggling.

THe following is culled from a Guardian dating website:, [i]Who I'm looking for Not looking for one night of forgetful bliss but many nights of getting to know the world through one anothers eyes....

23 Thor 08.07.12 6:03pm
Go on, Andy! Or not, I really don't care.

Anyone glued to the goings on at SW19?...

5 shitsu_tonka 08.07.12 2:55pm