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Rant of the day. 20 The All New Jeni B 3 years

Right, the British Judicial system is imperfect, but am I alone in being increasingly pissed off by the current Brit Bashing going on with that paragon of legal virtue, America?, I have this sense...

Headline of the Week? 12 Doctor Moptop 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html...

Eco-Car fuelled by vegetable oil collides with potato truck...... 0 finneyp 3 years

Resulting explosion feeds hundreds...

TrueBiscuit 0 sauce 3 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-10715115]Lewes police say 'This chap gives us the willies'[/url] Last paragraph especially...

Truebiscuit - do I detect the hand of Rikkor? 8 riesler 3 years

My ass hurts!, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10695037...

Job opportunity for Red... 1 AdrianJ 3 years

[url=http://www.metro.co.uk/news/835511-flying-ants-plague-london]I think the Metro is in dire need of your services.[/url]...

Hey Stoopy!!! 5 riesler 3 years

I see you have a link to your 'Brown Facebook Tribute' story on the excellent Guido Fawkes website: hat tip to you sir., http://order-order.com/...

Fantastic FP Stan 6 SingingHinny 3 years

Brilliant stuff, Stan. A really charming idea, beautifully written...

Truebiscuit 0 riesler 3 years

Durex to be reamed Bang & Finish? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-10708737...

does anyone want to be in a horror flick, being filmed in Iraq? 4 StoopyDeGunt 3 years

http://www.starnow.co.uk/Casting-Calls/Actors-wanted/Feature-film/horror_in_iraq_1.htm A genuine advert, honest...

Anyone want to win a home in the countryside, with Channel 4? 1 StoopyDeGunt 3 years

http://www.starnow.co.uk/Casting-Calls/Reality-TV/win_a_new_home_in_the_countryside.htm...

Ferrari stories 1 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

[url=http://www.leparisien.fr/faits-divers/controles-a-237-et-217-km-h-entre-paris-et-deauville-19-07-2010-1006379.php]214 kmh Paris Deauville[/url] and if they hadn't got caught,we'd never have...

Maz 17 Scroat 3 years

Have you sprogged yet or wot?...

TrueBiscuit 5 sauce 3 years

One of a local New Forest badger fisting gang misunderstood the boss when instructed to "Line up the badgers" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-10650160...

Lovely FP JP 7 QorbeQ 3 years

Well deserved, etc...

Thatcher was misquoted claims Cameron 1 MaverickRat 3 years

What she actually said was 'There are no such things as individuals, only One Big Society' and NOT the direct opposite...

*** NEAT-O Number 1,786 probably *** 7 Zadok the second 3 years

Hello all and thanks for the opportunity. In the finest tradition of Neat-o, you now have until midnight on Sunday to come up with your wittiest sub / one-liner on the following word or topic:...

Who handles the Vatican's PR, for Christ sake? 2 Scroat 3 years

They are now saying that ordaining women bishops on a par with child abuse in terms of sinfulness. Oh. My. God...

Congrats to Jeni B! - 2 30 shitsu_tonka 3 years

She is a Biscuit wot is all clever and that...

Does newsbiscuit ever mention media outlets by name? 6 la maga 3 years

Just wondering if subs that attack media outlets by name are ever published on the front page or whether it's considered too risky. I put the Daily Express in a couple of subs recently (due to being...

Guilty secret 3 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

I am just off to the Isle of Wight for a holiday. Will I need to take my own electricity?...

The boss has been busy again ... 2 sauce 3 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10633782]Here[/url] he's championing the left and the other day I heard him chatting on Women's Hour about the new Men's Hour coming soon to R5...

Lord Mandy 14 Scroat 3 years

Is it just me, or did he seem ever so slightly bonkers on the radio this morning?...

Fabio and Total Fcuk UPS 2 The All New Jeni B 3 years

Just received the pic from the FP in an email, from a total muppet claiming it was all their own work. Ooh, did I put him in his place or what!...

"Boris never talks about his private life" >> he just gets on with it.... 1 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

The French Jesuit, Pierre Mendel, brought Han Chinese work on the soybean to the West. As I understand it, blonde hair and blue eyes are recessive traits, which means to say that when three...

FP hat tipped - many thanks Golgo13 and good work 3 thisisall1word 3 years

Writing small comedy news items about Bouncers is always fraught with tinges of fear, I remember a few years back when Tiger Tiger in London's trendy Piccadilly area was targeted by bouncer extremism...

Just a thought - 2 35 edward hack 3 years

Suggestion, How about when we next post something/anything we ALL give ourselves FIVE stars, This will at least give the impresssion that, A: all our subs are absolutely hilarious, or, B: we are...

Raoul Moat has fans. 22 shitsu_tonka 3 years

According to the Daily Mail website, which I would stop reading but I can't because it's so fabulously stupid, people are leaving fulsome tributes to the man as if he's some kind of hero.,...

Alone on the Island of Meh - 2 33 shitsu_tonka 3 years

There are some comedians and comic writers who are universally acclaimed as being the masters of their craft, and to admit you don't find them funny marks you out as big ol' lump o' joylessness. So...

Tip top FP today 3 jp1885 3 years

Well done Golgo - a very funny and clever article!...