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In 1964 MPs abolished hanging... The murder rate has doubled...

Sign our E-petition for greater use of spurious corellations in banner ads...

11 Skylarking 21.08.11 3:37pm
Al OPecia
check out Sky news on Sunday

I should be there talking about abh, gbh and herpes. Three of my favourite things...

2 fernandomando 21.08.11 11:35am
fernandomando
Spam

Any chance of getting rid of sorrygillian's posts please? I know people don't generally pay attention to the 'sticky' topics because they don't move, but the top 2 have both been spammed. Along with...

10 Vertically Challenged Giant 20.08.11 11:05pm
Golgo13
Apostrophegate - 2

Can we move the flouncing into here please as my original sub should have disapeared without a trace by now...

48 beau-jolly 20.08.11 3:40pm
rikkor
A diversion....UK National Book Week

It's National Book Week. The rules: Grab the closest book to you. Go to page 56. Copy the 5th sentence and share it amongst friends. Don't mention the book. "No, we hope Percy will lend her Jumbo...

23 Dick Everyman 19.08.11 7:37pm
rikkor
Apostrophe misty water colored memories.

I just remembered that I staged a hunger strike/flounce when new "Newbiscuit" was first launched. It was a hard fought battle to wrench the apostrophe into place in "Writers' Room". And to think...

0 rikkor 19.08.11 1:48pm
rikkor
Sorry to bore the rest of you

But I've got a couple of guys trying to start a witch hunt against me, and no I'm not paranoid nurse. Just because a dick head like Bonjoneslon and Jolly crappy say I'm someone I'm not doesn't make...

5 greg various 19.08.11 1:32pm
beau-jolly
Old Bailey transcripts

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/18/books/old-bailey-trials-are-tabulated-for-scholars-online.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=old%20bailey&st=cse I found this really interesting. Should be helpful to...

0 rikkor 18.08.11 11:20pm
rikkor
I love the FP pic.

But I think it looks like a really crap 80s New Romantic band...

0 The All New Jeni B 18.08.11 11:07pm
The All New Jeni B
Arghgary watch - 2

So The man of a thousand identities, none of them intelligent or polite, is at it again. Current pseudonyms that I can see: guffaw, als-jazz-era, greg various Any others I've missed? He really...

38 bonjonelson 18.08.11 5:45pm
The All New Jeni B
Photoshoplooter

Hilarious collection of photoshopped riot photos. Not that I would ever laugh about this kind of thing because it's much too serious to make light of....

4 Textbook 18.08.11 2:46pm
bonjonelson
Nice McFP, JP. 0 rikkor 18.08.11 1:10pm
rikkor
Iran refuse to hand over lighter than air technology to the USA

A spokesman for the USA said we cannot allow the Iranian's to have sole control of lighter than Air technology (Magic carpet's)we believe these carpets are made from the local domestic goat wool....

0 pdonkyd 18.08.11 10:21am
pdonkyd
Joey Barton Nietzsche NiB

It's good, but using it twice in the space of 10 days is a bit excessive isn't it? http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/08/07/nietzsche-earns-respect-of-joey-barton/...

1 Vertically Challenged Giant 17.08.11 5:35pm
rikkor
Executive summary of News Corp. scandal?

I am clueless on what exactly they did. Any simple explanation available online? It seems every day new info. is found making it get more complicated to understand. I just want to know the bird's eye...

3 Dumbnews 17.08.11 3:53pm
beau-jolly
Posting in the wrong room is for idiots

I know my place...

0 greg various 17.08.11 3:24pm
greg various
Cracking downing street eviction NiB

Just saying, is all...

0 Qoxiivi 17.08.11 8:43am
Qoxiivi
1066 And All That

Broke down and used my E-reader for the first time today. Owned it for 2 months, complete psychological wall built up. Got "1066" for first book. I probably read it first when I was 9 years old,...

17 rikkor 16.08.11 10:54pm
rikkor
Rioters FP probably just posted this second...

But, the person who edited it should be immediately checked for signs of stroke...

1 rikkor 16.08.11 9:11pm
ronseal
Truebiscuit

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/14540106 Shame we didn't get there first, it would have made an excellent FP...

1 bonjonelson 16.08.11 6:04pm
riesler
Go 'ed Reg!

Made me all sentimental when I read this story. It's about the guy that played Reg Hollis off The Bill. He got sacked off the show before it finished and promptly went to his dressing room and slit...

3 Corrigan 15.08.11 6:45pm
Al OPecia
I think some of the Debs jokes are funny.

Like almost all jokes, they go right out of your mind. But funny...

6 rikkor 15.08.11 5:48pm
rikkor
"Sappling"?

Newsbiscuit will always consider spellcheck the way the French do cleanliness, a fad that is certain to pass...

0 rikkor 15.08.11 4:45pm
rikkor
The customer is not always right

Just had a lady from come in and say "This shop is called Shaftesbury Wines, so are all the wines from Shaftesbury or are they foreign 'cos I don't like foreign wine" FFS! The last person to ask me...

8 beau-jolly 15.08.11 1:17pm
beau-jolly
Does anyone give a fuck about the Olympics?

Just listening to earnest debate on the radio about the riots and what effect it could have on the Olympics. I couldn't give less of a toss about two weeks of skipping and jumping and all that and...

23 shitsu_tonka 15.08.11 1:05pm
beau-jolly
Dear Debs 3 Screenie 14.08.11 2:41pm
Al OPecia
Great FP Mr Frodo

It's all in there. Nice one...

2 Scroat 14.08.11 2:22pm
rikkor
E-petitions

I followed the link for the bring back hanging e-petition advertised on the home page. Some of the petitions are quite amusing. Anyone can start one, so it's a bit of a haven for cranks., The...

1 Corrigan 13.08.11 7:16pm
ronseal
Barbara Mandrill

Wayland, great FP! http://www.barbara-mandrell.com/...

2 rikkor 13.08.11 5:44am
Glorious twelfth

Just been reminded that the season for shooting grouse and ptarmigan (what?) opens today. Why is there a 'season'? What happens if you shoot a ptarmigan (eh?) out of season? And - natch - anyone...

11 Zadok the second 13.08.11 12:27am
Quaz