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What are the standings in this month's WoM? 14 Mary Evans 3 years

This polite enquiry is in no way to be interpreted as me avoiding doing my work at any cost...

Four subs today and not a star between them - damn this working life! 4 la maga 3 years

Little as I think of the starring system, this counts as an off day, and in fact it's been an off week. I just started a full time job (for the first time in two years) and I think it has stolen my...

Mah na Mah na 28 Mary Evans 3 years
Ooops 2 euanc 3 years
Man sadly reflects on his life and wonders where all the beers went, so quickly. 22 arrghgarry 3 years
Anyone sick of the toady post yet? 2 The Return of DroleNoel 3 years

It's fun to read for a bit. YAWN...

What were they thinking? You buy a ticket knowing .... surely 3 brownpaperreporter 3 years

Seeing Dave Allen on the BBC homepage reminded me of when I went to see him on tour in the late 1970s. After 5 minutes the person next to me got up and said "I like him but not when he mocks...

Hello all... 11 Scroat 3 years

I've got Mrs Scroat with me this evening...

Hello, Dalai! 2 rikkor 3 years

Vy. funny FP. Made me LOL...

Leonard d i caprio pulls out of Mel Gibson 0 arrghgarry 3 years
Brokeback coalition? 10 Zadok the second 3 years

Can someone help me out with whole 'brokeback coalition' thing? I mean, if I remember the film rightly, it was about a really lovely and poignant relationship between two individuals, who found a...

Crash test thespians 8 Scroat 3 years

I know we're not allowed to toady any more, but this is really top stuff. Nice one Ludo. Excellent!...

TWAT OF THE WEEK 11 Scroat 3 years

As ever, we're spoilt for choice!...

How I love the human race... (part two) 27 Mary Evans 3 years

The following took place at my local Waitrose this afternoon. I usually only go there to anally smuggle poultry, but with my daughter's 2nd birthday fast approaching, I realised I better get a...

Truebiscuit from Freegle 0 Scroat 3 years

"Wanted (really appreciated) Wheelchair and Bricks: Henley"...

*** NEAT-O CHALLENGE - MOVIE *** 4 QorbeQ 3 years

After what must have been many agonising minutes deciding who had bought him more beer and/or chocolate in this mire of corruption that is life, jp1885 made me pick a new word. So, your word this...

Ooh I'm in here all on my own, now is there anything I can nick when 8 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

nobody's looking..actually it's a bit scary..where's that light switch..shit! who left that fucking chair in the middle of the room...

It's my birthday today, and nobody seems to have got out of bed to give me cards 28 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

and lovely presents despite me noisely banging crockery about and singing Happy Birthday to me. So I am in here instead. How sad is that?...

Labour MPs demand higher pay before offering Government any proper opposition... 1 deskpilot3 3 years

They've been on strike since the election. You may have noticed...

For Jeni, Scotland in the vanguard of trends. 2 rikkor 3 years

http://gawker.com/5598789/scottish-pole-dancing-school-has-classes-for-kids...

Truebiscuit - Finger licking squirrel? 4 riesler 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7915674/Budgens-criticised-for-selling-grey-squirrels-for-food.html...

Cats That Look Like Hitler 13 rikkor 3 years

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl...

Possessive pronouns don't have apostrophes, Ed 10 exigo 3 years

See the McDonald's sub on the front page for how not to do it...

As a charity worker I'm soo looking forward to all the new Tory volunteers 15 sauce 3 years

who'll be leaping up to set a good example to the lazy, feckless, unwashed masses., (Do I sound a wee bit cynical?)...

BBC to introduce television channel for apologises 0 mrlemoncurry 3 years

The BBC have announced the introduction of a new television channel that will just be dedicated to apologies . The channel to be called ,"Whipping boy, "which will start transmission in September...

Fine postmodern NIB 3 rickwestwell 3 years

I love the way the burger NIB subtly alludes to and deconstructs the recent sub which referred to Truss and the greengrocer's apostrophe:, [quote]"Fast food giant McDonalds has stolen a march on...

Blind Cricket Team falls fowl of safety legislation.... 2 Sharpehunter 3 years

http://www.blindcricketyorkshire.org.uk/gallery/albums/forwardedemailbcphotos/DSC_0001.JPG I'm mesmerised by this, having seen the team featured on Look North yesterday evening.. just can't think...

BP to build immigration cap 1 MaverickRat 3 years

Due to the recent success of BP's cap building department it was announced today that they had won the tender to construct the immigration cap. The Prime Minister said that this gave him the...

Is this headline for real? 0 SingingHinny 3 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-10786650]A sure -fire five star hit in the writers room.[/url]...

I think that this headline has got it completely wrong. 0 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10784060...