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Murdoch to punish Britain by raising the price of Sky subscriptions. 0 deskpilot3 13.07.11 9:04pm
deskpilot3
Forgot to say ta for the great pig pic.

Is this the first acceptable combination of Red and bacon?...

0 13.07.11 7:02pm
Pastafarians get religious recognition!

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8635624/Pastafarian-wins-religious-freedom-right-to-wear-pasta-strainer-for-driving-licence.html]noodly goodness[/url] I always thought...

0 13.07.11 6:25pm
Hugh Grant: Telling it like it is

His last line in this interview is total class - http://t.co/SukrRWt...

2 JohnA 13.07.11 9:51am
JohnA
What's your least impressive early sexual experience?

No more I met so-and-so on the street 30 years ago. I want the dirt...

23 rikkor 13.07.11 8:53am
FraserWords
The Ed is on R4 now

JOF on 'A Good Read'. I'm sure it'll be on Iplayer later...

2 Quaz 12.07.11 11:45pm
Quaz
Great FP today

Excellent, proper bit of satire!...

6 12.07.11 12:40pm
JohnA
ed, did I imagine this ?

I thought I saw an FP earlier today about the demise of the painting industry in Belfast, with some truly excellent work from red. Did you have second thoughts ?...

1 Sinnick 12.07.11 10:01am
OllieP
Harper 7 is world's first baby to be given a single name for online and offline

. I think, what I'm trying to say is...

2 ronseal 12.07.11 8:36am
ronseal
Delete 7 rikkor 11.07.11 11:05am
Oxbridge
Who's h**ked off and f**ked off with f**king h**king media coverage?

Dear editors, please bring back Gary Glitter for some light relief...

24 Dick Everyman 10.07.11 7:10pm
Dick Everyman
There'll be a gap on the shelves next Sunday....

Given that Newsbiscuit now has a wealth of spoof newsarticles, surely next Sunday is the time for a one-off tabloid edition of recent FPs and NIBs and old classic favourite FPs, filling political,...

3 Ironduke 10.07.11 12:14am
Ironduke
Why Walmart Helps America Stay #1

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304760604576428433276281402.html?mod=ITP_AHED Worth reading down to the "Sylvester" part...

3 rikkor 09.07.11 10:57pm
Golgo13
Last one to post a reply wins.

So that'll be me then...

0 SpankyMonkey 09.07.11 4:57pm
SpankyMonkey
Can't wait for...

Rebekah Slagg to be doorstepped by the world's press Perhaps even jostled and upset In her favour though, she does have nice hair...

12 Scroat 09.07.11 2:49pm
Scroat
Double entendre tendencies.

I started a summer job last week to keep me going during the Uni hols, and I work as a bakery shop assistant. It would seem that there is only so much mindless tedium the brain can take before it...

20 The All New Jeni B 09.07.11 1:05pm
beau-jolly
Someone has finally got a plan for ridding us of Keith Chegwin

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab78/brownpaperreporter/th_atlantis.jpg We should club together to bribe one of the other crew members to lob him out of the airlock...

0 brownpaperreporter 08.07.11 5:15pm
brownpaperreporter
3rd Proclaimer unearthed

looking at todays FP is it me or is Nick from The Apprentice a secret Proclaimer., http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/nick_hewer_the_apprentice250.jpg...

3 MADJEZ 08.07.11 7:00am
Al OPecia
I'm on Channel 4 news!

How odd is this? I've just seen myself on Channel 4 news buying a sandwich in Sainsbury's. Not even just walking past either; it's like a full five seconds of me taking up about a quarter of the...

5 Qoxiivi 07.07.11 7:55pm
woop!

I they put up my teachers striking story up!, Slightly disappointed that they edited it so much, but hey ho...

5 Captain Emyr 07.07.11 7:50pm
Captain Emyr
Is it what is written or who writes it? - 2

One point to make clear from the offI haven't written anything of FP length for months. I looked on the writers page yesterday and read something from a famous name that was pretty good, but not...

46 Ironduke 07.07.11 3:53pm
saltire
Ed: HM Ebay FP, "sstill" no access to spell check?

Just arseking...

1 rikkor 07.07.11 3:46pm
Oxbridge
Is Rebekah Brooks actually Sideshow Bob?

I'm pretty sure he was implemented in a hacking scandal involving a small boy. Think they both worked for Fox...

5 07.07.11 3:35pm
Dick Everyman
Do 'mad' eyebrows make your headache?

This is something I need to share on the subject of mad eyebrows. Some people's brows really make my headache. For instance I feel completely exhausted after looking at Angela Ripon's eyebrows for...

4 Dick Everyman 07.07.11 1:47pm
Dick Everyman
Soldier killed in afghanistan named by the Ministry of Defence

Headlines like this always bothered me - see them a lot on the BBC. I always assumed the individual would have been named by his or her parents, not by the Ministry of Defence. I know grammatically...

1 bonjonelson 07.07.11 12:31pm
greg various
Just noticed the Rebekah's law thing. Brilliant!

Well done, whoever did that. Is that a bit patronising?...

1 ronseal 07.07.11 8:27am
theumpire
Mystic Meg hacking FP

Love it. Thought with the prominence of the NoW story something about it had to be FP but wasn't sure what it would be. This is great stuff...

5 Vertically Challenged Giant 06.07.11 10:35pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
In the name of science, I'm going to test out as many hangover cures as I can.

My personal favourite is lager. If that isn't available then Irn Bru and salt 'n' vinegar Hula Hoops usually does the trick. Does anybody else have any cures (ones that work that is!)?...

11 Psycadelic Squirrel 06.07.11 9:46pm
Al OPecia
Is it just me...

Is it just me or is the phrase 'is it just me' really annoying?...

2 writinginbsl 06.07.11 5:01pm
iRonA
I'm so glad that William and Kate are having a lovely holiday, aren't you?

Can't wait to watch the 'news' tonight to catch up on what they've been up to. Hope there's not too much else of importance to take up the bulletin's time...

6 ianslat 06.07.11 3:30pm
Al OPecia