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Shares in Toilet Duck rise 0 Bismarck 3 years

ahead of beer tax increases...

Global warming slowing down, what ? are you sure ? Arrghgarry was right ? - 2 44 arrghgarry 3 years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1333225/Global-warming-slowing-sa I am sure you pricks that were spouting off ,will even deny this ...

New game: celebrity couples - 2 52 dicky37 3 years

If you're bored, try creating unlikely married couples by finding celebrities that share the same surname. The odder match the more points., Starters for ten:, Mr and Mrs Williams: Robbie and...

Tabloid shock as cute snow pictures turn out to be the same as last year's... 0 deskpilot3 3 years
Writer of the Month is Arrghgarry - Congratulations and No Hard Feelings Mate 8 De-scribe 3 years

Not really...

'Bad Sex Award: Irish author Rowan Somerville beats Alastair Campbell' 3 Dexter 3 years

Now, that I would like to see...

RIP Leslie Nielsen 10 antharrison 3 years

Just heard that Leslie Neilsen - star of Airplane, Police Squad (in color) and Naked Gun has died., He was a great comic actor and will be remembered for some great lines and impeccable timing...

My guess is you'll either love or hate this 2 andhrimnir 3 years

I don't mind either way. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNvZqpa-7Q]I really like Christmas[/url]...

Silent (kind of) protest time. 5 rikkor 3 years

Please mark all spam as five stars. If spam is all of the Top Ten, maybe those in charge will take notice...

Newsbiscuit subs 'uninspired' despite everyone being at home cos of the snow... 1 deskpilot3 3 years
Bored? Snowed in? Have some fun and Google “arrghgarry” 2 De-scribe 3 years

Feast your eyes on such gems of wit as: “being gay is not naural ,go to the carribean or Africa and say this.It is an abnormality.For the simple reason of procreation” And on being told to...

Truebiscuit: Lawyer group suing a lawyer who created "How not to get sued" pack 2 thackaray 3 years

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/105651-Copyright-Lawyers-Sue-Lawyer-Who-Helped-Copyright-Defendants Facepalm (Tis all that needs to be said)...

It had to happen sooner or later - the spam got the FP story today 2 Midnight Dreary 3 years
So what do you think HRH Prince Andrew has been up to 7 arrghgarry 3 years

It could be a good draw nearest guy takes the money., I`ll go for animal love...

Criminal Element 10 scerri 3 years

I loved the article of the new criminal element, roentgenium, element 111., Science education, which is in serious trouble, can benefit greatly from this kind of material. Author of The Periodic...

Tres amusant Eff-pay, Oxbridge. 2 rikkor 3 years

Sartre's it...

Wikileaks latest 'not without precedent' 1 red 3 years

The following was written during the war from the British Ambassador to Moscow to Lord Pembroke in 1943. It was released under the Freedom of Information Act in 2003....

I have always seen the shocking price rises on the rail networks 5 arrghgarry 3 years

and it must cost a fortune ,what percentage of your salary goes on transport in the south...

Bernie Ecclestone mugged... 1 riesler 3 years

how could they stoop so low!...

For Christ's sake, do something about the bloody spam, ed. 8 Dexter 3 years
I love the one liner about the Face of Keith Richards found on a scrotum 7 ronseal 3 years
BBC wins 'State the bleeding obvious' competition yet again... 7 The All New Jeni B 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-11832781 Given that all I had to do was look outside to establish this fact...

FP Comedy AU, Stan and Des. 5 rikkor 3 years

Vy. good job...

George Carlin Speaks from beyond the grave 12 arrghgarry 3 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGOBm2J4tn0...

Delia Smith to conduct Bernard matthews funeral 1 Bismarck 3 years

3 hrs at regulo 12 should do it, she says...

Turkeys 7 Sinnick 3 years

Maybe I'm being lazy (or busy), but surely someone can step up to the mark and pull these Bernard Matthews gags together into a quality FP ? It's just too good an opportunity !...

Very nice NiB Zadok 6 Oxbridge 3 years

Apparently there is a new city in China called Sheffield, all so that 'Sheffield steel' can be put on its products...

Surely it is too early to mocking the 29 dead in New Zealand - 2 58 arrghgarry 3 years

these are not politicians or pakis they are decent people...

Let's blame the Jews. 8 rikkor 3 years

That normally works...

Flame Wars: Global Warming Edition - 2 51 rikkor 3 years

Instead of positioning the argument as global warming or climate change: Why not make the argument "Don't you think it would be better for everyone if 6 billion people took steps to stop polluting...