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Utterly brilliant Romney FP today

Who's the author? Unfamiliar name, though admittedly I don't go in here as often as when I was a lad...

8 Oxbridge 15.08.12 9:55am
I know what makes my blood boil

I had to have a monitor on for the past 24 hours. The results were up and down like a whore’s drawers., Rushing around doing breakfasts in the pub and dropping a fried egg at 07:30; BP fairly...

5 beau-jolly 14.08.12 1:42pm
A message about Kazytc

Thought you might like to know, Mr Bonjohnelson the consequences of your actions in resurrecting Kazytc’s sub every couple of months or so. I’m sure you’ve had a grand little chuckle every time...

13 ramblesid 14.08.12 1:39pm
Inspiring the older generation

Inspired by the heroics of London 2012 I started to think what I could do which would take 4 years training and get me a [s]free holiday[/s] place at Rio 2016. Then I realised that I would be damn...

24 beau-jolly 14.08.12 1:38pm
Olympic drinking game... stop it I can't take any more....

.. wus planning an Olmypic dringing gabe. Every time someone said legacy' I have to swig my drink. The closing ceremony hasn't started and I'b already off to A&E to have my stomach pubbed...

8 MADJEZ 14.08.12 12:03am
This cropped up on my radar .. thought it might raise a smirk here

Sir Paul McCartney's Hey Jude-O-Gram,

1 Nowherefast 13.08.12 10:35pm
Man's Attempt To Write Thwarted By Woman's Constant Fucking Racket After Holiday

'A week of having place to myself was bliss' He said. Sigh....

2 Nowherefast 13.08.12 1:53pm
Quote of the day...

Just heard the GB gold medal kicking girl's coach say 'she's like a male athlete in the female department'. I think that means she has a cock. I wish I could watch these things like normal people...

12 Perks 13.08.12 12:26pm
Very funny fp,ant.

made me laugh a lot...

2 writinginbsl 12.08.12 5:28pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
'Tom Daley has won bronze, and that is just the ultimate!'

Thanks for that Ms Balding, clearly not a fan of silver and gold medals then?...

10 Vertically Challenged Giant 12.08.12 1:27pm
Meddling with language - 2

Since when was Medal a verb ? All our athletes want to meddle with something apparently...

34 charlies_hat 10.08.12 10:56pm
Another message about Kaztyc

OK, we all know the woman's a bit of a nutter, but it's also evident that Mr Bonjo gets a bit of a kick to his cred rating , whatever the fuck that means, every time he bumps her sub to the top. Yes,...

1 ramblesid 10.08.12 7:42pm
Is someone here moonlighting as a headline writer for the BBC website then?

Genuine news from the past week. Not necessarily stories worth a laugh, the first one made me feel quite sorry for the lady involved, the second a near Darwin, but the headlines conjure mental images...

1 Nowherefast 10.08.12 3:54pm
A message about bonjonelson

Thought you might like to know, Mr Ramblesid the consequences of your actions in blaming bonjonelson for the invented death of some nutter who rashly posted toss on here a while back. I must admit...

4 someone else 10.08.12 2:21pm

Just watching a bit of the BMX seeding time trials on the puwter and the commentator said "Anytime you damage internal organs its bad". Sorry, just had to share that insight. Grown ups on kids'...

3 beau-jolly 10.08.12 11:40am
Not Amused
Anyone fancy a small wager on Morrisey as next DG @ BBC Then?

[url=]BBC staff told don't focus too heavily on British success...

0 Nowherefast 10.08.12 10:41am
Book review

I’ve just bought my father Fifty Shades of Grey the John Major autobiography, is it any good?...

1 godly1966 10.08.12 10:30am
Psycadelic Squirrel
anyone attended?

Looking at all the excitement makes me wish I'd made the effort. Would like to see the Hong Kongians defend their bar billiards title or spend a day at the cross-country lobster wrangling...

11 Actual Size 10.08.12 10:27am
I thought I saw Osborne on TV refer to 110% effort in the face of economic circs

Please tell me someone else can confirm that actually happened...

2 dvo4fun 09.08.12 5:22pm
July Writer of the Month – Peter74940

Many congratulations to Peter74940 whose story ‘Latest security breach sees theft of entire Olympic Village’ was the most-read story published on NewsBiscuit last month and wins him the July...

13 editor 09.08.12 4:42pm
Awsome! Lifted straight from the Telegraph

[url=]Norwegian Tourist Falls Asleep On Baggage Belt[/url]...

1 Nowherefast 09.08.12 4:12pm
I have no idea if this is genuine.. but I really hope it is...

Lifted directly off twitter. If it's for real I bow to Bradley Wiggins

6 Nowherefast 09.08.12 11:53am
The All New Jeni B
Dear kind admin person, please can I go back to being SurburbanDad?

New has become a cursed prefix (man, labour, bury bypass etc) and was only put on because I can't access the original SuburbanDad account(password recovery never worked) since the site changed. ....

0 NewSuburbanDad 09.08.12 8:48am
BBC Olympic commentators shocked to discover that Eire is not part of GB

I can cope with the bias when a Team GB competitor is involved in an event but has anybody told the BBC commentators & pundits that ROI is another country? They do it with football too now I...

1 dvo4fun 09.08.12 8:12am

damn, edited mis-post down to a dot so I suppose I'd better say something. Hey, what about those Dutch hockey girls, eh...

0 cinquecento 09.08.12 7:51am
How do I delete this post? 3 Nowherefast 08.08.12 10:47pm
Tasteless headlines in the style of the Sun - 2

Ok I'll start Covering the civil war in Syria How about: Ramadam a ding-dong...

32 Actual Size 08.08.12 9:22pm

Nice FP. There's still this underlying motivational mystery, which this doesn't help resolve...

2 Scroat 08.08.12 8:59am
Jessica Ennis is awesome

There, I said it. I watched the 800m and thought: "There's no way she is going to allow anyone to win it but her" Made me proud to belong to the same...

25 JohnA 07.08.12 3:39pm
I wish I had this guys way with words.

Wonderfully acerbic way of cutting through the crap:- [url=]Quotes By Robert Hughes,...

0 Nowherefast 07.08.12 11:49am