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Irish police have still not found the youths that jumpd out of a car 0 arrghgarry 3 years

and attacked James Galway with his own instrument as he was doing an impromptu show in the High street., The police described the attack as a drive by fluting ...

Upsetting people on the Isle of Wight, how could she ! 3 MADJEZ 3 years

You wouldn't find us saying things about the Isle of Wight....

Goosed by a duck? 1 riesler 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/7941591/Disney-sued-by-mother-who-was-groped-by-Donald-Duck.html...

Only in America...? 9 pinxit 3 years

Fcuk me! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-10936604...

NB Code of Conduct 22 Mary Evans 3 years

Now it occurs to me as I see some more fisticuffs has broken out over the weekend (smacked bottoms and naughty step the lot of you) that we need be rather more British about this whole affair and...

What has happened to Jeremy Hardy who used to write for the Gruniaud? 1 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Until they changed the contact system, I used to write in every week to ask that he be put back to workies...

Whats not funny about Prescott, Trusses, BAA employees and fat people.. 5 Sharpehunter 3 years

Okay whats going on.. I post a sub which has a dig at Lord Prescott, a dig at Grimsby, a swipe at BAA employees, topical reference to the X-ray machines at Heathrow, mention of Lord Prescotts...

Why is Sarah Ferguson the old trout a Duchess? 29 Sharpehunter 3 years

Seriously, never having been a royalist or such like, why is Sarah Ferguson a Duchess and why is she Duchess of York? Or have I just mis-interpreted the whole thing.. I bet York aren't very happy...

Don't you think that the Daughter (Hazel) in the BBC4's "The Outdoors"... 4 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

..could be the offspring of Helena Bonham-Carter and Rowan Atkinson? Just a thought...

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Lazy journalists caught out again by Wiki.... 1 Mr.3374 3 years

[url=http://tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/2010/08/wanky-balls.html] Independent[/url] rather stupidly didn't verify the Wankyballs origins of the Big Chill Festival., Another Wiki hoax reported "as...

Truebiscuit 0 fernandomando 3 years

I love Ventnorblog. http://ventnorblog.com/2010/08/12/72-49-year-old-arrested-over-sex-on-shanklin-beach/...

Twat of the week - can anyone topple Naomi? 4 riesler 3 years
She's baaack. 9 rikkor 3 years

Oh, and another thing. That Kastriot rampage had some of my best tags on it. (Like a sheep's bum.) Please tread kindly on my tags the next time you decide to censor or censure or scent her or...

Brilliant Old Skool Stand-up 3 shitsu_tonka 3 years

This is Alan King. In this clip he's got one joke, just the one, and he kills with it for seven minutes. Love his fierce confidence as well, there's too many stand-ups out there whose stage persona...

Why aren't you all performing at the Edinburgh Festival? 8 Sharpehunter 3 years

Seriously, for want of being accused of toadying, there is some immense and diverse talent on here (a statement which excludes myself, I'm still a newbie) and surely some of you should be at the...

Lovely archive today 3 rickwestwell 3 years

I remember toading over this quote at the time, [quote]‘I’ll admit my first response was to throw scalding hot soup in her whorish face.’[/quote] Back in the days when Evans could actually...

Sun-sational, JP. 1 rikkor 3 years

That is so funny. I was laughing through the whole thing. "Slapped alcoholic emerging from a house fore" is priceless...

More sport on the FP? 16 Sharpehunter 3 years

There seems to be a lack of appreciation of sporting subjects on the FP, or is it just me.. although of course being a newbie I probably missed all the classic World Cup stuff, which reminds me, I'm...

Today's FP is a scorcher. 4 The All New Jeni B 3 years

And another [s]sunning[/s] stunning masterpiece from (appropriately enough) Red...

Google Offices Raided by Korean Police - Nothing Found after Search. 0 El Trev 3 years
Traffic chaos at Bobs funeral 3 pagan witch 3 years

The town of little happening was bought to a total standstill earlier today as Bob was cremated., Over 3 million people turned up for the ceremony saying that they were his neice / nephew. "Cries of...

there's a news link on the BBC news Site "Police chase man killed by train". 16 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

Was he stuck to the front of the loco, and they couldn't attract the Driver's attention?...

Grrrrrrrr! Someone please explain... 3 riesler 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-10923768 The council said its officers can legally park on double yellow lines if it is the "only safe option" If it is a safe option, WHY THE F**K DO THEY...

Breast Milk FP 2 thisisall1word 3 years

[quote]a lifetime of people laughing at their bandy legs.[/quote] Ha! Good work - great line that made me laugh out loud, cheers for that...

To Rick - 2 36 PluckyMunky 3 years

Thank you for your considered response to my posting on the writer's page. I didn't see a 'frank dismissal' of your sub, in what I had to say. The 'willy' sub of mine that you quoted wasn't a willy...

Truebiscuit - partygoers overdosing on bath salts 0 riesler 3 years

http://news.scotsman.com/news/Fear-of-surge-in-use.6465405.jp Symptoms include realy smooth skin and a pleasant smell...

We may as well give up... 3 pinxit 3 years

This air-rage item is priceless http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10922843 The clincher for me is that he grabs a beer before he jumps. Heheclassic!...

Never mind the FP and NiBs (nice one by the way) 5 jp1885 3 years

[toady]But well done pinxit for a spiffing Left Alert thingamebob.[/toady]...

Dear Mary 1 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

Are you actually ever going to dehisc, or is it just an asymptote? Try speed bumps, worked for us (at 10 mph). Best Al...