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Any aspiring sitcom writer type Biscuits out there? 0 shitsu_tonka 3 years

If you think you might be then [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/opportunity/laughing_stock_2011.shtml]go here[/url] and submit amazing things...

Loadsa Newbies Today - What's Going On? 9 De-scribe 3 years
America's Jesus Door beats the living crap out of... 18 rikkor 3 years

your former Holy Thorn Tree, which was reportedly anywhere from 15 to 2,000 years old. Pictures don't lie. Eat our dust, John Bull....

Is there some nasty person on the board that does not like it if you have a go 16 Malcum eggs 3 years

at David Cameron...

Vy. sad about Julian Assange. 21 rikkor 3 years

Your government is toadying to the US by imprisoning someone because two women in Sweden are upset that he didn't call them the next morning?...

Well done dogwheels 0 Sinnick 3 years

Fine FP on Climate Change jollies. Sums it up well...

Just a thought: What if we get the world cup but then don't win the tournament. 5 MADJEZ 3 years

How embarrassing would that be...

Is anyone else's Chat Room displaying wrong? 19 rikkor 3 years

Some of it goes off to the right side. Probably collateral damage in the spam war...

The "kidnapped horse" ticker is priceless. 2 rikkor 3 years
Can't wait for Taiwanese "Students Bash Royals" cartoon. 0 rikkor 3 years

I just can't...

Cats 1 Sinnick 3 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9LqRl7tqf4 btw, does anyone know how to get vomit off a keyboard ?...

Where is the child abuse facebook profile picture sub ? 3 Dumbnews 3 years

Can't find it on the FP?...

Nice Christmas Choir 1 IABP 3 years
Did she say this just before she got her kit off...again? 3 riesler 3 years

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/mirren-blasts-hollywood-for-penis-worship-2155107.html...

Light petrol bomb 1 Mr.3374 3 years

Throw said bomb, keep head down and run away, [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11942814] Mind the lamppost[/url], CCTV footage, not best quality...

Cherie Blair lookalike 0 Malcum eggs 3 years

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/12/08/gal_faces_christina-aguilera.jpg...

Cliche work out of the FP top drawer this morning 4 MC One R 3 years

Kudos De-scribe - never before in the congested midfield of cliches have so many been packed into so few sentences. The lad done good...

Assange threatens to kiss and tell on thousands of Heads of State 1 Alixir 3 years

Assange has threatened to reveal a thousand-strong string of sexual offences he has committed over decades with hundreds senior diplomats and Heads of State. A Press Release from the incarcerated...

Question for The Umpire 14 Gerontius 3 years

Should we be in 7th heaven alreadyor keep our powder dry for a bit?, If it sounds like it's too good to be trueit usually is...

Ever seen an embarrassed pet ? 8 Sinnick 3 years

A friend of mine put a (human) thermal vest on her dog last week. If a dog could look embarrassed, this one did. I managed to withhold the tears of laughter until later. Any more stories ?...

Faintly Worrying 8 Zadok the second 3 years

Well, it looks like there's a new definition of lying, according to the Press Complaints Commission. [url=http://primlystable.blogspot.com/2010/12/pcc-says-its-ok-to-lie.html]Richard Littlejohn "was...

Brilliant job Red! 3 ronseal 3 years

I love your book cover for Homeless People Don't get fat. M T Bedd indeed!...

Stories of the year? 4 antharrison 3 years

Hey Ed In previous years we have been able to vote for the best stories. Is there any chance of doing this again maybe for FP, NIB and one-liners? Cheers...

Aitch 2 Phlegm 3 years
Is Katy Brand Funny? 15 shitsu_tonka 3 years

Not seen here do anything myself, but was wondering if her sulk at not being put up for the British Comedy Awards is justified. ...

Great gaffe 0 Scroat 3 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JpNravrwZc...

Any Australians in? 11 wallster 3 years

Westwell, you'll do. Care to explain [url=http://www.coon.com.au/]this?[/url]...

Drinks in Quatar anyone? 6 Scroat 3 years

In 2022. Let the good times roll...

Writer of the Month for November – it’s Oxbridge! - 2 32 editor 3 years

Congratulations to Oxbridge, NewsBiscuit Writer of the Month for November for his fine contributions including the splendid ‘Tabloids schedule destruction of Gareth Bale for mid-March’ and...

Christmas present ideas 12 Mr.3374 3 years

Or basically, the stuff someone felt needed inventing, even if no-one in their right mind would buy it., So, for starters. a couple of old classics., ...