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News Quiz... 6 Doylem 3 years

Call me naive (hell, why not it’ll make a change from “cunt”) but I enjoyed the News Quiz just now. I know it’s cosy and Radio 4, but it made me laff in a way that Tramadol Nights didn’t....

Genghis's "Honour Killing" bit from the archive is so funny. 2 rikkor 3 years

For whatever reason, I didn't like it at first, but it has grown on me over time...

Sorry, wrong room. 4 Stan 3 years

As you were ....

Do you think that paisley makes her look fat? 6 rikkor 3 years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1342580/Anorexic-model-Isabelle-Caro-appeared-shock-fashion-campaign-dies-28.html Don't even write any negative responses. I knew someone who had anorexia,...

Newsbiscuit Christmas Number One – It’s Golgo13! 19 editor 3 years

Merry Christmas pop-pickers. It’s the chart race that everyone’s been talking about and, despite a Facebook-led campaign to have Rage Against the Machine’s version of Bring me Sunshine named...

SPAM ALERT: don't read anything from "Dan Brown" 6 bonjonelson 3 years
Geordie wants to post one liner ,fears someone will gerron to us. 4 Malcum eggs 3 years
SPAM ALERT: don't read anything from "NEEDYUOO" 1 Sinnick 3 years
Second coming... 24 Doylem 3 years

Yes, it’s true, I flounced out of NewsBiscuit, but, thanks to the power of Google - and a schism in the space/time continuum that no-one could have anticipated - I am now worshipped as an...

Merry Christmas everyone. 17 rikkor 3 years

I wish you all the best in 2011...

great work ed 0 simonjmr 3 years

in polishing my piece into my first ever solo fp. Looking back tgat looks a little wrong...

Snow (the rhyming version) 1 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Snowed, we were snowed by the money-laundering banks, And banks of the white stuff spread far and wide:, In New York, Heathrow and Roissy no-where to hide, Unless slipshod and covered in a tinfoil...

Tears of joy turn, when Octarian Hugh Hefner's bride-to-be sees Pre-nup. 0 melody 3 years
How many people have been and left this site ? 14 Malcum eggs 3 years

is it too many to mention ? Bitches ? There are a few writers that everyone admires and the others now and again post something nice and funny ,it does happen .If it was left to a few to come up with...

Should old acquaintance... 27 rikkor 3 years

I think Our Garry has p-ssed off; that started me thinking of the greater and lesser lights who are no longer here. I was not here at the Big Bang of NB, I only remember Joan and Cloan Bloggs...

Does anyone fancy winning a top of the range laptop? No obligations - honest 8 ronseal 3 years

Security company Trend has finally realised that security is so boring that they have to bribe people to take interest. So they're giving away A Toshiba - Qosmio Laptop, (18.4" Display / 6GB Memory...

Festive felicitations, one and all. 2 wallster 3 years

Here's to a nice peaceful Christmas, with love and joy and goodwill to humourous spoof news story writers of all faiths, persuasions and comedy preferences hereabouts. I've planned a game of...

How do you make an assistant in Clinton Cards wet himslf laughing? 3 antharrison 3 years

Just be browsing for Christmas cards and overhear a customer ask "Do you have any stepmother cards?", "Yes" said the assistant "They're over there" as he directs the customer to the relevant area....

Come on Basil 4 ramblesnake 3 years

I've voted for your daft leopard sub in all the personas I've got today. Time to invent a few and get yourself top of the hit parade Xmas 2010...

SatNavs are crap 2 Scroat 3 years

We ordered one from Amazon and it took three weeks to get here. How shite is that?...

Merry Christmas. 0 victory V 3 years

I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a happy, prosperous and healthy 2011. Right, I'm off to work. Broken people to fix...

I know it's traditional to start saying 'the nights are pulling out'... 8 ianslat 3 years

as soon as we get past the shortest day, but I'd swear it got dark earlier today than it did on Tuesday. Are the days going to keep on getting shorter? Is this some new phenomenon we should be start...

Worth sharing 2 malgor 3 years

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHNNPM7pJA&feature=youtu.be]Best to click the 'full screen' button.[/url]...

X 25 bonjonelson 3 years
Bah humbug 0 Oxbridge 3 years

Right, I'm off till the New Year unless I can find a valid excuse to be on the computer. Have a great Festival of the Unconquered Sun or whatever it is they celebrate in Biscuitdom...

Ed, you've let yourself down with the FP 2 riesler 3 years

Surely every member of the Champagne-swilling elite knows that there is a 'c' in Veuve Clicquot!...

Tomorrow marks the third anniversary of... 12 The All New Jeni B 3 years

when the previous incarnations of FaG and myself had our first, and for me, last FP. Not that I'm dropping [i]any[/i] hints that it'd be nice to see it again as an archive piece you understand...

Saying Cheese at the Cheshire .... 14 Stan 3 years

Great evening and really good to see you all guys. Enjoying a pint or two are (left to right) DroleNoel, Golgo13, thisisalloneword, Stoopy, Des and Frodo. I think Ronseal was in the can when this...

I cannot think of anything unfunny to say ,Gerontious ,Moylem over to you 8 Malcum eggs 3 years
One biscuit might walk into a bar... 13 Oxbridge 3 years

if anyone's around in London on Wednesday 12 January. Go on, you know you want to. How about the Chandos again? It's the most depressing week of the year apparently...