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Blair launches own brand SatNav: 'Ok we're lost, but things can only get better 0 ronseal 3 years

Tony Blair has clinched a deal to launch a new range of socialist Information technology and yesterday launched his own brand SatNav at a House of Commons reception., Parly the Satnav (abbreviated...

Grapefruit juice and... 15 Scroat 3 years

Tequila? White rum? Malibu? Vodka?...

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oops, wrong forum...

Typical Ronseal, bloody Front Page Outrage, who the bloody hell do you think you 7 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

are? I can't believe that writing like this is breaking out all over, it's the end of our way of life, I.oh, hold on a minute. Superb Ron...

Truebiscuit: You MIght Want to Pull that NiB Story! 3 De-scribe 3 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11778873]"Incident in Berkshire"[/url]...

The Top Ten Appears to be Regressing.... 2 De-scribe 3 years

.. is that because things get funnier the longer you think about them?...

A man with nice teeth and no ring on his little finger ... 2 blujah 3 years

. . .is a good thing. And a relief to the whole nation in this time of judiciously placed austerity., How many men in public life have not so good teeth, and adorn their little finger with a ring?...

Not satire, just a thank you 1 MC One R 3 years

Just wanted to say "Thanks" for my first published credit for a bit of input on "Tawdry souvenir industry welcomes Royal engagement". It means so much to me to be recognised as an old cynic...

Another Fine FP Stanley. 2 saltire 3 years

Good work Red. [would a real leaded window have cost so much more ?]...

Hint: the more upscale humor sites don't have spam. 12 rikkor 3 years

I'm just saying...

and the other thing . . . 1 blujah 3 years

Are The English Speaking Welsh, the most sarcastic of the British? I enquire, ingenuously, as many broadcasters, excluding the erudite and urbane Mr. H of R4, who actually is Welsh, who assume the...

The fall and rise of Esther Rantzen 1 The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Is anybody else as disturbed as I am by the way a dazzle-toothed Esther Rantzen keeps sliding up and down on that accident test banner ad? Disturbing, hilarious. Like so many things...

I was a little surprised to see that George Eliot actually looked like a man 0 arrghgarry 3 years
Royal wedding - Further postings on this subject are prohibited 5 bonjonelson 3 years

or possibly not. But now we've had the obligatory front page story on the subject, can we perhaps let it die?...

Middleton parents 'unsure' about Prince William's hip-hop past 2 J-Bird 3 years

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTC0ythxADFLSLVIeuPlCSV6Ku72_Rh9Zy5GkfOacFGndfclvZQ The parents of Kate Middleton, bride-to-be of Prince William, were said today to be delighted at the news...

Labour would have sneaked I.D. cards through with today's euphoria 1 ramblesnake 3 years

Anyone noticed what the Tories, sorry, the Coalition have done?...

Vy. nice FP, Stoopy (et al). 2 rikkor 3 years

I really like the part about spelling Britain's name wrong...

Royal Wedding 3 bonjonelson 3 years

I'm so very proud to say that I only found out about this because of the burst of subs on newsbiscuit. It has become my primary news source...

Blimey - front page 2 Fin Robertson 3 years

Thanks to those who brilliantly augmented my Aung San Suu Kyi sub for the front page, especially as the original was largely padding out the single comic notion of her marrying Jean Claude Van Damme....

Today's FP good 0 StoopyDeGunt 3 years

I'd like to know who she thinks will win X factor...

James Blunt saves the day 4 seymour totti 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11753050 Since this, he's been trying to redeem himself and stir up unrest by playing his music in public!...

Discovery of black holes leads to realignment of the Newsbisquit star scale 0 4ty2 3 years

As black holes for obvious reasons cannot be shown it becomes necessary to change the current scale of five stars to a 3 +/- 2 star scale. By having introduced star fractionations of ¼ star value...

Master Bates 8 flim-flam 3 years

This is quite pedantic and probably outside my happy-go-lucky remit, but I can't help but notice that the 'school boy protestor' who apparently formed one of the iconic images of the student riots...

Spam Lite 8 rikkor 3 years

Ooh! Now words in posts are hyper-linked...

Is this satire about the haye fight 9 arrghgarry 3 years

Audley slip ruins night – Haye vs. Harrison fight break down By Fantana: Ahead on all three judges’ scorecards an Audley Harrison slip changed the course of heavyweight history and in a stunning...

Japanese Emo girlls`online translation result leads her to self farm 0 arrghgarry 3 years
How much more of what we know won't work 0 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Will that goofy guy in asinine hag drag make us swallow? [url=http://]Neo-Lib poster child [/url]missed the moment to resolve the debt/bank crisis. [i]By absorbing the debts, the [Irish] government...

Critics pan Wayne Rooney's Street Walker 0 singlerider 3 years

TV bosses are said to be concerned about the unfavourable reaction towards the latest series of Wayne Rooney's Street Walker. The programme aims to unearth the most talented working girls in Britain,...

What are you drinking tonight? 16 Scroat 3 years

Had a couple of cans of Abbot. Now on a bottle of Goliath while the food's cooking. Recommend Combined Harvest from Batemans. It has "Multigrain" on the label, so it must be good for you. Barley,...

"Yangon a minute" says Aung San Suu Kyi, 0 rikkor 3 years

"they're delivering a new sofa on Monday morning."...