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Boehner (pronounced Bayner) is a Congressman, not a Senator. 25 rikkor 3 years

More than likely, he will be Speaker of the House in January. Which is much more important than being Senate majority leader. I won't tell you why, because it's too boring. Oh, and the...

The archives Rosa Parks bit is priceless. 0 rikkor 3 years
Slow news day? 0 riesler 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11724348...

How to get off busy train 2 Sinnick 3 years

Following a boring BBC magazine article, we can come up with better ideas, can't we ? I'M GOING TO PUKE Allahu Akbar etc...

College reunions: nice or nasty? 12 shitsu_tonka 3 years

Dear Auntie NewsBiscuit, Have been invited to my first reunion type thing, and I don't know whether it will be shite or not. Are they fun? Is it worth dragging myself a few hundred miles up country...

There's a drink in for you Des. 0 saltire 3 years

Congratulations. *bastard's gone and done it again*...

Cricket balls 0 Sinnick 3 years

Somehow I think this story will be of interest to many Biscuiteers http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11718029 I particularly like the sentence "Their testes make up some 14% of their...

Anyone heard of Talisker whiskey 10 years old 13 arrghgarry 3 years

how much does it cost in blighty...

A Collaborative Fairy Tale: How a life in the UK was saved 1 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Once upon a time, many-many years ago, Beloved, in a far away land where banquets were given on almost any day and were to be had by all those who wanted to eat, and where desert palaces offered...

Stir Crazy Redemption 7 IABP 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11707554 Table for four, sir?...

Your anorexia makes me so sad I cut myself. 9 rikkor 3 years

Oh, and I just got low-cost car insurance for my Camry in Phoenix...

Ask Rhod Gilbert 8 Mary Evans 3 years

Was inconveniently far away from the remote on Saturday night and had the misfortune to catch five minutes of the above. My first question - why aren't you funny any more? Armstrong and Miller on...

what are the tubers strikin for 7 arrghgarry 3 years

no one tells me owt...

Not goodbye, but a normalisation of the existing state of affairs... 6 la maga 3 years

Which is that I've not had the time to post very much on here recently, and won't have time for a while due to other writing projects (no, none of them paid - grrr) and because of the cursed job...

NewsBotty doing Isle of Wight stories, is nothing sacred?? 2 Oxbridge 3 years

http://newsarse.com/2010/11/05/isle-of-wight-sterilisation-programme-well-under-underway/...

The thing about Le Canard Enchainé 19 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Which is sturdily sticking to its report that the president is...

Here's one for the chaps 13 sauce 3 years

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40034091/ns/health-mens_health/...

Writer of the Month, October 2010 -- ianslat! 24 editor 3 years

Congratulations to ianslat our Writer of the Month for October. Reclaiming the title he first held in November 2008, ianslat scored five excellent FPs including the zeitgeisty news that Middle Class...

So very disappointed in a BBC News link. 0 bonjonelson 3 years

I saw the link titled "Church battles dinosaur image" and thought they must be complaining about this: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-01-19/1263937890915.jpg Turns out they weren't ...

Who would care enough to hack this site? 8 rikkor 3 years

That's the super-spooky/scary part...

We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the Daily Star 0 ronseal 3 years
Health Insurance Rates By State 7 rikkor 3 years

And a picture of my penis...

Creepybiscuit. 14 The Paper Ostrich 3 years

We really ought to write "SATIRE FOLLOWS" at the top of our articles and "SATIRE ENDS" at the bottom, you know....

The bloody apprentice 2 andhrimnir 3 years

[url=http://cassetteboy.wordpress.com/2009/05/27/the-bloody-apprentice/]The bloody apprentice[/url] just in case you missed this under the cushion in the other room...

Excellent FP - that's more like it 14 Gerontius 3 years

a fine return to form and undoubtedly a truebiscuit waiting to happen., Plenty of bite in the tackle...

Not for those of a gentle disposition 4 Sinnick 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11699682...

Space for hire. 6 Stan Laurel 3 years

Actually, that gives me a chance to follow up an idea or two. Seem to recall someone suggesting some spoof magazine covers for the left alert area. It should be possible between us to come up with...

Honestly... 4 Scroat 3 years

You'd think they would clean themselves up a bit before having their photograph taken. http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z38/dcoxell/_49821955_010566830-1.jpg...

Why do Americans call themselves Great Satan? Who do they think they are? 10 StoopyDeGunt 3 years

I remember reading the words of satirists like PJ O'Rourke (the republican party reptile) and being slightly ashamed of living in a 'country' that calls itself Great Britain. I used to think: Ouch!...

Hands off the BBC 16 Scroat 3 years

Far too much righteous indignation flying around this morning. Michael Grade is an arrogant tosser...