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The dark side of Mr Whippy 1 georgeh 3 years

Recent research by the WHO has revealed that worldwide, over a quarter of places in long-term psychiatric institutions are now occupied by former travelling ice-cream salesman. In over 90% of cases,...

Two Jags Prescott disguises himeself as Jack Duckworth to get an Ad slot 0 brownpaperreporter 3 years

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8245333/John-Prescott-paid-five-figures-for-boxing-advert.html]Will the real John Prescott please floor a voter[/url]...

The new cricket Nostradamus is an Australian! 3 Nick McCarr 3 years

[url=http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/cricket/reasons-why-poms-wont-win/story-e6frey50-1225955985591]10 Reasons Why the Poms Won't Win[/url] from last November., I wonder if he's related to EW...

Ambridge fans in backlash against Lamb Swap storyline 0 Erlang 3 years

ewe never know...

Surely can't be based on fact? 0 victory V 3 years

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/billy-bragg-has-absolutely-gigantic-house-201101063402/...

Does anybody else still buy albums and CDs or is it just me? 8 Gerontius 3 years

Surely a record collection defines you, throws a light on your life, helps you recall the highs and lows along life’s rocky highway, gives you an identity, opens up portals., I can still remember...

Give it a rest 12 wallster 3 years

I can't see any of these 'jokes' about Jo Yeates making it to the ticker or FP so can you all please give up posting all that unfunny, heartless crap here? If you want to share those thoughts, stick...

The time traveller's wife 2 riesler 3 years

Man marries own daughter, eventually becomes own grandfather? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8240462/David-Tennant-to-marry-daughter-of-previous-Doctor-Who.html...

Miliband says that VAT increase unfairly targets people who spend money. 0 deskpilot3 3 years
20% VAT is doing my head in 3 thisisall1word 3 years

I've been up since 10am today trying to work out the exact VAT the company needs to pay on each double pack of washing up gloves and I'm still fucking at it. Can anyone else help? To get the old VAT...

Does anyone have any predictions for 2011? 6 ianslat 3 years

I've been looking at my tea leaves (a good trick when I only drink coffee) and have 'seen' the following happening this year: - The England football team will win a match but not play very well,...

God! Who hasn't pretended to be a cancer-ridden teen lesbo to cop vag photos? 3 rikkor 3 years

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/crime-scene/baltimore/online-man-claimed-to-be-lesbi.html Why are people so mean?...

"Administering poison with an intent to annoy" 0 simonjmr 3 years

I just love the phrase and thought I'd share. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-12119200...

Wrong room, buggeration! 2 the coarse whisperer 3 years
What a hilariously original front page. 10 MADJEZ 3 years

Perhaps if the 'NB editorial team' had posted it in advance in, the writers room they'd have got f***-all stars too...

Shocking revelation from Jo Brand 7 ronseal 3 years

Former nurse and top comic Jo Brand said that when she was starting out in stand up, a bloke in the audience shouted, "I can smell your cunt.", How awful., You would think, being a health...

How to write comedy for some money? 7 Dumbnews 3 years

Any pointers on how to take comedy writing to the next level and actually earn some money from this? I am sure Hollywood needs lots of writers, but how do you get your foot in the door?...

Speedy's New Year speech 9 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Because there's a brouhaha concerning censorship, all major French news sites are carrying this clip [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btvsawlx58w&feature=player_embedded]New Year [/url]Best...

I can make you happy by Paul mckenna ,could he make you happy 0 Malcum eggs 3 years

what do you think ?...

Spain joining the 21st Century. 1 bonjonelson 3 years

I see finally that Spain are banning smoking in bars and restaurants. From the CNN story: http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/01/01/spain.smoking/index.html?hpt=Sbin 'Juan Carlos Sanchez says he...

"Firing towards him" 1 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

great explanation IDF: http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/meast/01/02/west.bank.palestinian.killed/index.html?hpt=T2...

When's 'Curry and Chips' being repeated? 6 shitsu_tonka 3 years

So Frankie Boyle drops the N-word on Tramadol Nights and the press react as if no one has ever said or done anything more offensive. David Walliams and Matt Lucus black up and drag up in Come Fly...

Chuck Berry two months behind in rent claims Bristol landlord. 0 Milo Shame 3 years

(more soon)...

Very funny book recommend 1 Basil_B 3 years

Can I do everyone a favour by recommending a book that I was given for Christmas called University Challenged by Wendy Roby., It is book full of geniune answers given in game shows over the years on...

Welcome, Mr ArseBiscuit. That's a very nice name. 10 PluckyMunky 3 years
Happy New Year Biscuit O' Barrell 4 Mary Evans 3 years

I hope that 2011 brings everything you want fortune success parole may all your wishes come true., It's been emotional,, Mxx...

Oops - posted in the wrong place like a novice twat! 4 govanesque 3 years

If you'll forgive the expression....

Wish I'd thought up the one about 3 allmyownstunts 3 years

Elton John being in a massive huff with his new baby. But I didn't. Sharing anyway. Happy Hogmanay all...

Council bans new year celebrations so as not to offend the Chinese community 1 ronseal 3 years

Kingston Council's diversity Csar Kevin Simpkins etc...

News Quiz... 6 Doylem 3 years

Call me naive (hell, why not it’ll make a change from “cunt”) but I enjoyed the News Quiz just now. I know it’s cosy and Radio 4, but it made me laff in a way that Tramadol Nights didn’t....