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Football boots 7 ianslat 3 years

Just bought my son a new pair of football boots. On the box it says 'average contents - 2'. He'd have been very disappointed if there had only been 1 boot in there...

2010 French Press Club Political Humour Awards 0 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Former judge Eva Joly wins the top political humour prize Eva Joly has carried off this year’s press club top award for the funniest political quip (voluntary and involuntary classes combined)....

Knobs 5 Scroat 3 years

http://www.knobshoponline.co.uk/...

Genuine fear for NB ticker space 3 brownpaperreporter 3 years

A sometimes peaceful community and then what happens? Powers that be allow a shop to be placed on the ticker bar. Its bad enough having a bar with no booze but whats next? A car park for the...

*** NEAT-O, NEAT-o, Because.. NEAT-O *** 6 dicky37 3 years

Sorry for the delay Biscuiteers. Only just discovered how this works. Let's do this:, Your NEAT-O challenge is Plump I'm off for a week, so you have until Sunday, Sept 19th. And remember: no...

Handyman jailed for planting porn on boss's computer 1 riesler 3 years

Wonder what he does with his hand?...

Spot betting scandal - focus shifts to number of comments on a Chat room article 5 riesler 3 years

congrats on a new record Jeni...

Knickers to that! 14 The All New Jeni B 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-11029782...

Medical Tourism Tops in Thailand 3 3 years

Thailand has become famous for its excellent medical facilities and healthcare for foreigners. One of the most popular medical tourism destinations in the world, Thailand’s surgeons and health care...

JP can take the constructive criticism. 2 rikkor 3 years

Great, original idea. Then wandered a bit, ended with weak punch line...

G. Stanton 5 rikkor 3 years

Vy. much liked votre eff-pay. Tres, tres amusant...

Bramble arrested over rape claim 1 riesler 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/northyorkshire/content/images/2005/10/11/steptoe_150_150x180.jpg, You dirty old man!...

Antartic Expedition footage 1 Gerontius 3 years

Right at the endwatch their eyes, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11385244, Spooky...

Truebiscuit - could this be the end of civilisation as we know it? 2 riesler 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11388314...

Spunky Sailor meets James Bond 5 jp1885 3 years

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8015180/MI6-used-bodily-fluids-as-invisible-ink.html]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8015180/MI6-used-bodily-fluids-as-invisible-ink.html[/url]...

Nectarines are not as nice as peaches. 17 The All New Jeni B 3 years
Why bother making stuff up when real life presents you with this ... 2 Skylarking 3 years
Pope signs NB missed 1 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

[url=http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-funniest-pope-protest-signs]No sects, please: we're British[/url] What's your favorite?...

Ed Milliband 1 Scroat 3 years

Is there not something slightly Wallace and Grommit about him?...

Norfolk man to set land speed record on wooden bicycle (BBC) 0 Sinnick 3 years

I wish I'd thought of this story. http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/norfolk/hi/people_and_places/nature/newsid_9009000/9009634.stm They're looking for a flat surface - in Norfolk !? Proceeds go to a...

Brilliant FP, Wolfie! 1 Doctor Moptop 3 years

Made me guffaw. (High praise indeed.) My favourite passage (oo-er): "The group are said to be in good spirits, apparently blissfully aware of the severity of their plight. ‘It’s sad really,’...

Truebiscuit? 9 Zadok the second 3 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11380834]Hampshire police release 'lettuce' e-fit of suspect[/url] The article discounts the possibility that the police are actually looking for...

Jim Davidson writes a play about comedy 29 shitsu_tonka 3 years

I know that sometimes old skool comedians get embraced by young whippersnapper types and have a resurgence - right now Betty White, back in the day Frankie Howerd and Kenneth Williams - but I hope...

Failed states need a programme, too 1 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

[url=http://www.counterpunch.org/hudson09202010.html]It's never too late[/url]...

A new alternative to putting your fingers down yoiur throat 0 arrghgarry 3 years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1313593/London-Fashion-Week-2010-Pete-Burns-debuts-new-facial-piercings.html...

Cerne Abbas Archive NiB 2 pinxit 3 years

Just wanted to say it made me chuckle. I'm a sucker for knob gags, me...

Barney's back with a Benny bid to bag a Biscuit blog bonus 7 Son of Barnabas 3 years

Yes, it's the long awaited return the Newsbiscuit of Barnabas, now appearing as "Son of Barnabas" and he's back with a bang! Two cracking caption jokes accompany yesterday's Pope Benedict pictures...

Hey Ed, the Hitler/Ratzinger Youth ticker is my pathetic invention 1 antharrison 3 years

So please don't burden Basil_B with it as s/he is quite funny Cheers...

Mouse update - 2 46 Gary Stanton 3 years

Two traps now in place in kitchen area loaded with unsalted peanut butter As yet - zilch. More bulletins to follow...

"Killer charged with 1994 murders" (BBC link) 2 sauce 3 years

Genocide, I assumed. But it's 3 murders from 1994. I should drink coffee before reading headlines...