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Bernie Ecclestone mugged... 1 riesler 3 years

how could they stoop so low!...

For Christ's sake, do something about the bloody spam, ed. 8 Dexter 3 years
I love the one liner about the Face of Keith Richards found on a scrotum 7 ronseal 3 years
BBC wins 'State the bleeding obvious' competition yet again... 7 The All New Jeni B 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-11832781 Given that all I had to do was look outside to establish this fact...

FP Comedy AU, Stan and Des. 5 rikkor 3 years

Vy. good job...

George Carlin Speaks from beyond the grave 12 arrghgarry 3 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGOBm2J4tn0...

Delia Smith to conduct Bernard matthews funeral 1 Bismarck 3 years

3 hrs at regulo 12 should do it, she says...

Turkeys 7 Sinnick 3 years

Maybe I'm being lazy (or busy), but surely someone can step up to the mark and pull these Bernard Matthews gags together into a quality FP ? It's just too good an opportunity !...

Very nice NiB Zadok 6 Oxbridge 3 years

Apparently there is a new city in China called Sheffield, all so that 'Sheffield steel' can be put on its products...

Surely it is too early to mocking the 29 dead in New Zealand - 2 58 arrghgarry 3 years

these are not politicians or pakis they are decent people...

Let's blame the Jews. 8 rikkor 3 years

That normally works...

Flame Wars: Global Warming Edition - 2 51 rikkor 3 years

Instead of positioning the argument as global warming or climate change: Why not make the argument "Don't you think it would be better for everyone if 6 billion people took steps to stop polluting...

Things that concern me, number 27. 3 bonjonelson 3 years

I've noticed that on the newsbiscuit homepage Writers' Room comes before Chat Room, but once you enter either of them, the positions are reversed. This leaves me feeling a little uneasy...

True story. facebook may yet win the rights to the word Face 8 StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Facebook has this week been granted a ‘notice of allowance’ to trade mark the word ‘face’ by the US Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO). True. We should patent the English language....

Nice one Oxy 3 Scroat 3 years

Excellent front page! Loved it! Great stuff from Red too...

H 6 bonjonelson 3 years
H 1 Scroat 3 years

More to this than meets the eye. This is what Mr Wiki has to say about pronunciation. Name in English In almost all dialects of English, the name for the letter is pronounced /ˈeɪtʃ/ and spelled...

Oh dear, what can the matter be 3 Mr.3374 3 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/11828052] This old dear's got locked in the lavatory[/url]...

Enduring power of attorney 6 Scroat 3 years

Anyone got EPA for parents or an elderly relative? If so, when paying bills for them, do you just write a cheque as normal and sign it yourself?...

Well deserved FP Golgo 11 riesler 3 years

great start to the day...

Are you cutting and pasting arrghgarry??? 3 Scroat 3 years

Because your posts all seem to have this weird space/comma thing going ,like this. It's much more disturbing that the content of the post itself...

A miner point: time to Paki it in. 6 rikkor 3 years

Hmmcertain people jumped all over my crap when I wrote how insensitive it was to make fun of the Chilean miners prior to their successful rescue. This recent flame war just proves how bad it can get...

Internet Kill Switch 0 IABP 3 years

That was a trubiscuit back in the day http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11736545 http://artnetweb.com/murph/tumble_anim.gif...

Scottish football referees 6 Scroat 3 years

They're going on strike because people have criticised them apparently. If everybody who got criticised went on strike, then the politicians, policemen, checkout operators, journalists,...

Can you delete your entries on the writers page 15 arrghgarry 3 years
Shouldn't that be ronseal on the NiB what just went up 9 Pabst Blue Ribbon 3 years

The traditional Christmas pub fight oneit's down as a Stoopy...

Trubiscuit 1 danmmurphy 3 years

Headlines of two unrelated stories on the Beeb's 'Most Read': 5. Vatican clarifies condom comment 10. 'Sorry' Bishop asked to withdraw You couldn't make it up...

Sad, sad, sad. 28 rikkor 3 years

Only five people decided to log on here today. I think the Shakers have more active members. PHWOAR! Members. Seriously, even the spammers can't take the time anymore...

It's not cricket but... 22 riesler 3 years

..quite fun to find an old, not very funny sub, and make a comment which resurrects it to the top of the writer's room. I know it is immature, childish and pointless and all the other things my wife...

Classic Masterchef video 1 antharrison 3 years

Apologies to those who might have seen it already http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjckqAU8IkM&feature=aso...