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What's happened to NewsArse?? 4 Oxbridge 3 years

Just went in and apparently 'this account has been suspended'. Have they gone bust? I know it's not a patch on this site but there have been some funny moments, notably when the US Masters decided to...
BNP Party Political Broadcast 6 wallster 3 years

Some of the most toe curling telly I've seen in years. You'd be hard pressed to produce a better short film to show all the reasons NOT to vote BNP. All Nick Griffin lacked was the toothbrush...
Harry Potter: casting of "Extremelysmellyanus" spell cause of unpopularity 1 simonjmr 3 years
Mr Gor, can you help? 2 PluckyMunky 3 years

You seem to be clued up about stuff. Can you answer my query, below, please?...
Oh. My. God. 1 Scroat 3 years

Watch out for St. George at the end. Priceless....
i don't understand 14 ED209 3 years

i get loads of 'small grey' articles on the front page, but never ever headliners. Why is this? I don't think that all my articles are 'funny but not that funny'. Are they just a bit too short? ...
Bruce Willis: Large Hadron Collider Discovers the Fifth Element, Surprise 5 gafflegates 3 years

The Large Hadron Collider yesterday uncovered the existence of a previously overlooked new element besides the more well-known and widely accepted list of Earth, Air, Fire and Water. At a press...
Useful-Biscuit. 22 MADJEZ 3 years

Given that I am currently bored, I wondered if we could have a section on interesting uses for a biscuit in popular culture and the real world. This was triggered by my first nomination : Doctor Who...
Is there nothing these bastards won't claim expenses for . 0 MADJEZ 3 years

[url=http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Labour-Suspends-South-East-Cambridgeshire-Candidate-John-Cowan-Over-Sex-Claims/Article/201004415620134?lpos=Politics_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15...
Guilty pleasures 22 MrChigleysAunt 3 years

The Guardian supplement on Saturdays has a brief interview, with someone more or less well-known, in which one of the questions is "What is your guiltiest pleasure?" As it's a family magazine, the...
Grab your green eyeshade, and crank up your PC by Merchant Ivory 6 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

[url=http://www.oldtimecomputer.com/oldtimecomputer/desktops.html]The Victorian Gearless Desktop Thinking Device.[/url] [Scroll down the page]...
Another markless day 5 PluckyMunky 3 years

I have zero points again today. I suppose it highlights the need for subs to be amusing, really. Bless us all. I hope all are well...
ISIHAC Remembered 0 theumpire 3 years

Having exhausted my creative juices with a meagre, measly, unfunny contribution to NEAT-O, I turned this evening to YouTube for a little light relief. Imagine my joy to find hours of ISIHAC, just...
Fight for fairness....I wish 1 edward hack 3 years

New Labour style, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8642021.stm, Blairs estimated personal fortune stands at around £18million, Labour's overall debt stands at around £18million,...
A question about seeing Paul McCartney 4 PluckyMunky 3 years

Me and Mrs Munky want to go to his concert at the Millenium Stadium, in June. On the net, I have been quoted £100 a ticket, by seemingly reputable sites. I admit to not having been to a big gig for...
Do we have a Biscuiteer in the FO? 4 AdrianJ 3 years

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8642404.stm]Just don't let him anywhere near the kids[/url]...
Kids twisted lyrics 13 brownpaperreporter 3 years

Im sure Im not alone to have a sprog making up their own words to tunes. Mrs P-R and I often comment on "Poppadom Bridge" (Poppa dont Preach) and from Love the Thought by Simply Red "like a little...
What are you doing at the moment? 16 PluckyMunky 3 years

I am typing a vacuous question in the chat room of NB...
Excellent FP Stoopy. Back with a vengence. 0 saltire 3 years

'..futility of struggle..' more please...
NEAT-O Challenge Winner - Life begns at Forty 3 simonjmr 3 years

The final three are andhrimnir - 10 Across: Scores held after ale binge fist mixup (4,6,2,5), edward hack for his batchelor tipped man nostalgia, Basil_B - Life begins at 40 but if your lucky you...
Truebiscuit- IOW and David Icke and Satanism 2 fernandomando 3 years

Just have a look here: http://www.iwcp.co.uk/news/news/island-cesspit-of-corruption-32502.aspx...
A few of us have discussed these boys... 7 The All New Jeni B 3 years

and I think we should adopt them as the "house" band. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Half-Man-Half-Biscuit/52535858893?ref=pymk&v=wall...
Idiot posts in wrong section. 1 Ludicity 3 years
Great FP Genghis 8 sauce 3 years

I see Ryanair are refusing to cover all their passengers' ash incured costs, despite EU legislation. I do so hope the government - or SOMEONE - takes the arses to court...
Newsbiscuit merchandise. 0 MADJEZ 3 years

I do think the 'Error 404 - Not Found' logo on the new mugs is a bit confusing ! Hope its only termporary. How is the search coming ? I'm not nearly talented enough to come up with one but if anyone...
Does anyone fancy starting a topic that isn't about the chat room? 21 Mrblacker 3 years

How about beating Writers Block - which is afflicting me at the moment...
When does the funny start? 11 rikkor 3 years

Just asking...
Is comedy always offensive to some people? 6 Dumbnews 3 years

I struggle to come up with 1-liners that are not offensive. But I think no matter what you write, it will offend someone. I wonder how others cope with this, since I like to think of myself as an...
On the wrong website, surely? 4 malgor 3 years

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/8637302.stm]True Biscuit.[/url]...
Does anybody else find these debates interesting? 2 edward hack 3 years

I honestly find them refreshing, informative and revealing - a positive step in the right direction for our political future., Oh dear., Should I consider getting out more?, Maybe a canary?...